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If your pick-up skills with the [[16 year old girl|ladies]] are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from [[Chismah|True Forced Loneliness]]. | If your pick-up skills with the [[16 year old girl|ladies]] are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from [[Chismah|True Forced Loneliness]]. | ||
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[[You]] are just one boring consciousness, it is only upon relation with other consciousnesses that thinks get interesting. What worth-while story only had one character?: | |||
{{quote|The third part of [[Hegel]]’s system is the Philosophy of Spirit. The word ‘Spirit’ (Geist in German) is used by Hegel in a very specific sense which is at the core of his philosophy. Spirit, for Hegel, always involves relation. An isolated individual might be a consciousness, but only in relating with others can the level of Spirit (higher than that of mere consciousness) be reached. This is the level which includes all the phenomena of art, religion, and society. | |||
|Peter Benson (2003). Philosophy Now issues #42}} | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 09:52, 5 December 2015
Loneliness is angst caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially retarded, they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of furries, Scientologists, gays, etcetera. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected comic books, have since found the Internets, and are now busy writing clumsy slash for their fursonas on LiveJournal.
Loneliness is also the root of a wide variety of other societal ills, from cutting to World of Warcraft to cybersex. The only known cure to loneliness is to take a shower, meet some people who do not wear t-shirts with catgirls on them, as well as to stop being such a boring, self-absorbed loser.
If your pick-up skills with the ladies are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from True Forced Loneliness.
Philosophy
You are just one boring consciousness, it is only upon relation with other consciousnesses that thinks get interesting. What worth-while story only had one character?:
—Peter Benson (2003). Philosophy Now issues #42 | ||
Gallery
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The Ronery Pirrow... -
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What lonely people do every night. -
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What lonely people do. -
Symptoms of Loneliness
- Owning an anime DVD
- Buying wishlist items for camwhores
- Being a camwhore
- Collecting plastic crap
- Excessive fatness
- Excessive fapping
- Using Fake Your Space
- Being an attention whore
- Using the internet to fill the void that is your social/love life
- Having a waifu.
- Playing Second Life because your first one sucked.
People who are Lonely
People who are Especially Lonely
- Emo people
- Furries
- Bronies
- Prince Jeremy
- Atimon
- Jonmon
- Zoklet users
- Chris-chan
- Aspies
- 16 year old girls
- The population of Second Life
- People who are left alone.
- Nadine Schweigert - She married herself.
- Love shys
- /b/
- /v/
- 4chan in general.
- Weeaboos
- Sankaku Complex users
- fags
- You
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