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Jaylen Fryberg: Difference between revisions
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[[Nigger|<b>Jaylen Fryberg</b>]] was a 15-year-old [[Newfag|freshman]] at Marysville-Pilchuck High School. He suffered from [[typical]] high school problems, such as [http://news.yahoo.com/shooting-reported-high-school-north-seattle-181955368.html being named Homecoming Prince.] He was head-over-heels in [[Love|luv]] with his [[ | [[Nigger|<b>Jaylen Fryberg</b>]] was a 15-year-old [[Newfag|freshman]] at Marysville-Pilchuck High School. He suffered from [[typical]] high school problems, such as [http://news.yahoo.com/shooting-reported-high-school-north-seattle-181955368.html being named Homecoming Prince.] He was head-over-heels in [[Love|luv]] with his crush, [[Zoe Quinn|Zoe]] Galasso, in the summer of 2014. However, [[Fail|things didn't turn out in his favor]] when she [[Friendzone|friendzoned]] was currently dating Andrew Fryberg, his [[Incest|cousin]]. Jaylen was [[butthurt|disconcerted]] over the fact that [[U MAD|his own cousin was in a relationship with her.]] | ||
==[[How is babby formed?]]== | ==[[How is babby formed?]]== | ||
[[File:Jaylen6.png|thumb|center]] | |||
Apparently, [[Pregnant|he's having a kid with this girl]], and [[What he doesn't know can't hurt him|this girl is talking to someone else.]] Also, she's being dumb for talking to this other person. However, now this quote, "Oh!! And she's way younger then you? T'F wrong with you!" makes no sense when analyzed. Many [[Conspiracy Theory|questions]] have came up regarding this subject matter: | Apparently, [[Pregnant|he's having a kid with this girl]], and [[What he doesn't know can't hurt him|this girl is talking to someone else.]] Also, she's being dumb for talking to this other person. However, now this quote, "Oh!! And she's way younger then you? T'F wrong with you!" makes no sense when analyzed. Many [[Conspiracy Theory|questions]] have came up regarding this subject matter: | ||
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My head hurts. | My head hurts. | ||
==October 24, 2014== | ==October 24, 2014== | ||
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==The relatives== | ==The relatives== | ||
Nate Hatch and Andrew Fryberg, Jaylen's [[13-year-old boy|14-year old and 15-year-old]] [[Incest|cousins]], respectively, [http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/10/25/jaylen-fryberg-shot-cousins-andrew-fryberg-nate-hatch-marysville-shooting/ were both at the lunch table where the incident occurred.] Jaylen wanted to [http://heavy.com/news/2014/10/andrew-fryberg-twitter-jaylen-fryberg-cousin-shot-marysville/ make sure that they was going to be at the table by messaging them.] The day of the shooting, he proceeded to [[Sick fuck|shoot his cousins]] [[Headshot|in the back of the head.]] After he was shot, Nate pretended to be dead and stayed silent, [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2810583/Best-friend-Washington-high-school-shooter-survived-stifling-urge-scream-PLAYING-DEAD-cafeteria-floor-bullet-tore-jaw.html even as the bullet tore through his jaw.] They both had surgery shortly after. What is shocking is that Nate ''forgives'' his brother, even after he intentionally broke his jaw. | [[Silverhaze06|Nate]] Hatch and Andrew Fryberg, Jaylen's [[13-year-old boy|14-year old and 15-year-old]] [[Incest|cousins]], respectively, [http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/10/25/jaylen-fryberg-shot-cousins-andrew-fryberg-nate-hatch-marysville-shooting/ were both at the lunch table where the incident occurred.] Jaylen wanted to [http://heavy.com/news/2014/10/andrew-fryberg-twitter-jaylen-fryberg-cousin-shot-marysville/ make sure that they was going to be at the table by messaging them.] The day of the shooting, he proceeded to [[Sick fuck|shoot his cousins]] [[Headshot|in the back of the head.]] After he was shot, Nate pretended to be dead and stayed silent, [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2810583/Best-friend-Washington-high-school-shooter-survived-stifling-urge-scream-PLAYING-DEAD-cafeteria-floor-bullet-tore-jaw.html even as the bullet tore through his jaw.] They both had surgery shortly after. What is shocking is that Nate ''forgives'' his brother, even after he intentionally broke his jaw. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{ | {{cg||His legacy of faggotry|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Jaylen1.png|[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] | |||
File: | File:Jaylen2.png|[[What|He posted this '''four minutes''' after.]] | ||
File:Andrew1.png|His cousin [[asking for it]]. | |||
File:Jaylen3.png|k | |||
File:Frybergbitchesdontknow.jpg|[[Bitches don't know|She didn't know.]] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
File:Jaylen4.png|[[What is this i don't even]] | |||
File:Jaylen5.png|His last words [[OTI|on the internets]] | |||
File:Natefryberg1.png|His cousin [[Homosexuality|opens up]] about the shooting. | |||
File:Natefryberg2.png|The [[typical]] response. | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*{{Twitter|frybergj|The killer's Twitter page}} | *{{Twitter|frybergj|The killer's Twitter page}} | ||
*{{twitter|fryberg1|His cousin, Andrew Fryberg}} | *{{twitter|fryberg1|His cousin, Andrew Fryberg}} | ||
*{{twitter|NateDeezy21|His other cousin, Nate Hatch}} | *<s>{{twitter|NateDeezy21|His other cousin, Nate Hatch}}</s> | ||
*[http://rt.com/usa/199084-marysville-pilchuck-school-shooting/ The media's take on the school shooting] | *[http://rt.com/usa/199084-marysville-pilchuck-school-shooting/ The media's take on the school shooting] | ||
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marysville_Pilchuck_High_School_shooting TOW's take on the school shooting] | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marysville_Pilchuck_High_School_shooting TOW's take on the school shooting] | ||
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*[[Butthurt]] | *[[Butthurt]] | ||
*[[Columbine]] | *[[Columbine]] | ||
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Deep in the suburbs of Marysville, Washington, it was a bright and sunny morning on October 24, 2014. The mothers and fathers were going to work, and the boys and girls were going to school. For almost everyone, that day was just another typical day.
Or so they thought.
Fryberg's love affair
Jaylen Fryberg was a 15-year-old freshman at Marysville-Pilchuck High School. He suffered from typical high school problems, such as being named Homecoming Prince. He was head-over-heels in luv with his crush, Zoe Galasso, in the summer of 2014. However, things didn't turn out in his favor when she friendzoned was currently dating Andrew Fryberg, his cousin. Jaylen was disconcerted over the fact that his own cousin was in a relationship with her.
Apparently, he's having a kid with this girl, and this girl is talking to someone else. Also, she's being dumb for talking to this other person. However, now this quote, "Oh!! And she's way younger then you? T'F wrong with you!" makes no sense when analyzed. Many questions have came up regarding this subject matter:
- She's younger than you? Does that mean this girl is a lesbian and a pedophile? She's an underage person trying to get into a relationship with an even more underage person?
- Is the baby they are going to have younger than the girl? How does he have to point this out?
- Is there a person he's possibly dating now who is younger than the girl? Doesn't that not only make him the sick fuck, but a hypocrite also?
- Could this be a different girl entirely?
- Is he actually the father of the kid in the twitter, the boy in the twitter actually a girl, and the girl being a closet lesbian and using sperm from a donor to get this girl pregnant?
My head hurts.
October 24, 2014
That day, his emotional rollercoaster and instability got the best of him, and he decided to bring his favorite gun with him to school. Like any true friend/relative would, he texted his cousins, friends and Zoe and invited them to join his deadly Breakfast Club in the cafeteria. After finishing his highly nutritious school dinner, he turned the gun on his friends. He ultimately "succeeded" in his search and destroy mission, killing Zoe and injuring the others. He later turned the gun on himself.
Good night, sweet homecoming prince.
The relatives
Nate Hatch and Andrew Fryberg, Jaylen's 14-year old and 15-year-old cousins, respectively, were both at the lunch table where the incident occurred. Jaylen wanted to make sure that they was going to be at the table by messaging them. The day of the shooting, he proceeded to shoot his cousins in the back of the head. After he was shot, Nate pretended to be dead and stayed silent, even as the bullet tore through his jaw. They both had surgery shortly after. What is shocking is that Nate forgives his brother, even after he intentionally broke his jaw.
Gallery
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The typical response.
External links
The killer's Twitter page- His cousin, Andrew Fryberg
- His other cousin, Nate Hatch
- The media's take on the school shooting
- TOW's take on the school shooting
- The an hero's Vine
- This guy tries to defend the killer.
See also
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