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'''Gather Against Fate''' or '''GAF / | '''Gather Against Fate''' or '''GAF''' / '''GOLD''' / '''Aera''' / '''ERA''' / '''or whatever the fuck they call it''' for short, is <s>[[NeoFAG|NeoGAF's]]</s> ResetERA's shitty [[Guild|Free Company]] (FC for short) from the previous 4.0/10 to 9.0/10 MMORPG game [[Final Fantasy XIV]] on the [[Tentacle rape|Ultros]] server. Ultros is also home of the [[meme]] [[GAF'D]]. Unlike all [[autistic|regular]] free companies, not only NeoGAF plays this boring game together as Gather Against Fate but they take their unholy disease that is [[social justice]] and spread it around the world of Eorzea. And if you think they still describe themselves as the nexus of hardcore <s>gamers</s> social justice warriors kicking players out of their [[safe space]] for different opinions they get [[triggered]] over, then [[you|you sir]] are correct. Other FFXIV players not from the virtual hivemind clearly describes GAF as not only a bunch of [[cucks|social justice cucks]], but also [[assholes]], [[smug|smugs]], [[white knights]], [[Nu-male|male]] [[feminists]], [[check your privilege|privilege checkers]], and two of the main ingredients of it all...[[Shit|SHITTERS]] AND [[Roleplayers|EROTIC ROLE PLAYERS]]! | ||
With the death of NeoGAF, Gather Against Fate become a ResetERA guild known as '''ERA'''. It still doesn't change the fact that ERA is still both Gather Against Fate and ResetERA. Except ResetERA is a shittier NeoGAF 2.0 community for pedos, manbabies, social justice warriors, and other mentally sick fucks that retreated from the corpses of NeoGAF. | |||
==The Beginning== | ==The Beginning== | ||
{{fyi|Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF has left FFXIV and his | {{fyi|Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF has left FFXIV and his free company behind because he's TRIGGERED and knows GAF has a bad reputation!}} | ||
[[Image:neogafffxivgafrpdp.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the rejects of [[Second Life]].]] | [[Image:neogafffxivgafrpdp.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the rejects of [[Second Life]].]] | ||
It was August 24th, 2013. The once unsuccessful 4.0/10 MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV was re-released as [[why|the successful 9.0/10 Game of the Year MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn]]. The neckbeard fatties of NeoGAF got together and started a Free Company on the Ultros server as [[Gay.com|Gather Against Fate]]. Or GAF for short. Yeah, [[GAF]], [[sarcastic|very original]]. The leader and founder of GAF is a [[serious business|serious fat neckbearded NeoGAF member]] who goes by his [[original character|character name]] [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1566777/ Maple '[[cum|Ookie]]' Cookie]. He got the name Maple Cookie because he's a fatty glutton like NeoGAF mod [[Besada]] from stuffing his fat [[neckbeard]] face with delicious [[cookies]] and GAF's special cum-filled ookie cookies made with the love from NeoGAF. Maple Cookie recruited other co-founders from NeoGAF [[pedo|Strawberry 'loli | It was August 24th, 2013. The once unsuccessful 4.0/10 MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV was re-released as [[why|the successful 9.0/10 Game of the Year MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn]]. The neckbeard fatties of NeoGAF got together and started a Free Company on the Ultros server as [[Gay.com|Gather Against Fate]]. Or GAF for short. Yeah, [[GAF]], [[sarcastic|very original]]. The leader and founder of GAF is a [[serious business|serious fat neckbearded NeoGAF member]] who goes by his [[original character|character name]] [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1566777/ Maple '[[cum|Ookie]]' Cookie]. He got the name Maple Cookie because he's a fatty glutton like NeoGAF mod [[Besada]] from stuffing his fat [[neckbeard]] face with delicious [[cookies]] and GAF's special cum-filled ookie cookies made with the love from NeoGAF. Maple Cookie recruited other co-founders from NeoGAF [[pedo|Strawberry 'loli lover' Shortcake]], Safflower Amariyo, Baramoht Klynhollsyn, [[Drama queen|Drama 'The Drama Queen']] Zeni, Elliott Kirkland, Mira 'Shemale' Mora, [[Wapanese|Odoru 'Weeaboo' Suika]], Scything Moon, and [[cross-dress|Victor 'Victoria]] The Triggered' Strange. Together they are [[mantrain|all GAF-backwards]], '''Gather Against Fate'''! | ||
===From GAF to GOLD=== | |||
[[Image:Neogafffxivgoldfc.jpg|thumb|right|[[Srsly|No seriously]] we're from GOLD, not GAF!]] | |||
Ever since their NeoGAF lord [[Tyler Malka]] is accused by women for rape and sexual assaults he has done in late October of 2017, the safe space and social justice kingdom NeoGAF has crumbled into flames along with the members and mods burning in panic. And nothing of value was lost. | |||
Meanwhile at Final Fantasy XIV, NeoGAF's free company Gather Against Fate has heard the news and went apeshit. What did they do to avoid more humiliation and being trolled by non-GAF members? They change their tag from '''GAF''' to '''GOLD''' in order to be in disguise of a different free company, but keeping the name Gather Against Fate. Fortunately nobody's a dumbass to fall for their disguise. | |||
===From GOLD to ERA: The ResetERA Guild=== | |||
[[File:NeogafFFXIVaera.png|thumb|right|No for real! We're [[ResetERA|Aera from ResetERA]], not GAF!]] | |||
Now that NeoGAF has fallen and better off burned to ashes and dust, the current GAF leader [[Drama whore|Drama "The Drama He-Queen"]] Zeni has a difficult time changing their guild name so they don't want the players to think they're from NeoGAF. Then he has the most [[shit|brilliant]] idea he ever came up with. He decided to move to ResetERA and turn the NeoGAF guild into a ResetERA guild for ResetERA members only. Yes, ResetERA. Also known as NeoGAF 2.0. Where the pedos and manbabies and social justice warriors and the rest of the mentally fucked up triggered snowflakes retreated from the rotting corpse of NeoGAF and created their new home ResetERA. The fact that the players are still not that stupid to fall for their name change when they're stuck with the permanent name GATHER AGAINST FATE. No matter how many times they change the name, they'll always be trolled with GAF'D memes because making fun of their stupidity is always lulzworthy. | |||
==GAF'D== | ==GAF'D== | ||
What is the word '''GAF'D'''? And why the fuck do we need to know? Is GAF'D a made up word by NeoGAF? By going deeper through research the answer is this: '''GAF'D is an inside joke and next [[forced meme|FFXIV meme]] by everyone not from GAF''' that is literally mocking, trolling, and blaming Gather Against Fate for being shit and shit-terrible. Now most of the time people would shout GAF'D [[for the lulz|just for the good ol' lulz]]. | |||
It begin back in a certain patch update in Final Fantasy XIV where elite hunts are available for everyone. All GAF members would greedily [[jew]]-pull every elite hunt early without everyone getting a chance. It's no mystery [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1566777/ Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF] is proud of it to make Final Fantasy XIV even more shittier than the game currently is. GAF has a tendency to be early elite hunt pullers and [[epic fail|floor kissers]] which is why the meme GAF'D is created and officially making GAF the laughing stock from Ultros. And professional shitters. | |||
It | |||
{{quote|Yup, played on Ultros for the first year of the games launch before transferring to Gilgamesh. GAF'D meme was born from hunts. Those obnoxious cunts would just pull aggro on any mob while others were waiting for more to join in order to get credit. Thus, you were "GAF'D". It does piss off GAF members from NeoGAF, since the reputation they had in the server was due to that. | {{quote|Yup, played on Ultros for the first year of the games launch before transferring to Gilgamesh. GAF'D meme was born from hunts. Those obnoxious cunts would just pull aggro on any mob while others were waiting for more to join in order to get credit. Thus, you were "GAF'D". It does piss off GAF members from NeoGAF, since the reputation they had in the server was due to that. | ||
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* Joining FATE parties to leech experience points by doing nothing but sitting their fatasses down stuffing their faces with Doritos and Mountain Dew. | * Joining FATE parties to leech experience points by doing nothing but sitting their fatasses down stuffing their faces with Doritos and Mountain Dew. | ||
* Joining elite hunt parties to pull early without waiting and leaves after they get a clear. | * Joining elite hunt parties to pull early without waiting and leaves after they get a clear. | ||
* Erotic role-playing | * Erotic role-playing with different types of fetishes in public. | ||
* Not giving a shit to anyone or anybody outside of GAF. | * Not giving a shit to anyone or anybody outside of GAF. | ||
* Behaving like [[manchildren]]. | * Behaving like [[manchildren]]. | ||
* | * Spreading false advertisement on GAF being "friendly" and "drama free" and other false words to sucker morons to join the hivemind. | ||
* Staying true to [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/NeoGAF#The_Rules the rules as listed above]. | * Staying true to [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/NeoGAF#The_Rules the rules as listed above]. | ||
* Fapping to [[trannies]]. | |||
* Taking showers once a month. | |||
* Getting [[triggered]] easily like [[special snowflakes]]. | |||
The bottom line is this. Players on Ultros likes to shout GAF'D in trolling NeoGAF for not only their numerous failures, but for the lulz too...and GAF hates the lulz. | |||
===Bottom Line=== | |||
{{rainbow|GAF'D!}} | |||
==Gallery Against Fate== | |||
<center> | <center> | ||
{{frame|{{cg| | {{frame|{{cg|Dammit GAF!|3s|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Neogafultrosrape.jpg|They are from Ultros after all. | Image:Neogafultrosrape.jpg|They are from Ultros after all. | ||
Image: | Image:Transgafoutoftheshower.jpg|GAF's common female users IRL. | ||
Image:Typicalguild.jpg|Meanwhile at the fortress of GAF (Mist - Ward 1, Plot 15). | Image:Typicalguild.jpg|Meanwhile at the fortress of GAF (Mist - Ward 1, Plot 15). | ||
Image:E0cfbde7f88a4e963d3a572a9279e50c.jpg|Erotic role-playing. | Image:E0cfbde7f88a4e963d3a572a9279e50c.jpg|Erotic role-playing. | ||
Image:Wikipedousersmall.png| | Image:Wikipedousersmall.png|The average PVP type GAF user IRL. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Thatlalafacewhengafd.jpg|That face when someone GAF'D and you're shit out of luck. | |||
Image:averageffxivgafinanutshell.png|[[In a nutshell]]. | Image:averageffxivgafinanutshell.png|[[In a nutshell]]. | ||
Image:neogafffxivgafdffanfestival2014.png|[[Anonymous|A brave anonymous]] | Image:neogafffxivgafdffanfestival2014.png|[[Anonymous|A brave anonymous]] delivers GAF'D in the Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2014. | ||
Image:Neogafffxivgafdfanfestival2016.jpg|Anonymous strikes again in the Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2016! | Image:Neogafffxivgafdfanfestival2016.jpg|Anonymous strikes again in the Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2016! | ||
Image:neogafffxivtransitionartcontest.png|[http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/2829303/ This NeoGAF member of GAF] won [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/bac5e0eeae4e7236072178b8d32f50360902af2c a contest] nobody cares about. | Image:neogafffxivtransitionartcontest.png|[http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/2829303/ This NeoGAF member of GAF] won [http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/bac5e0eeae4e7236072178b8d32f50360902af2c a contest] nobody cares about. | ||
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Image:neogafffxivgetgafd.png|Get [[trolled|GAF'D]]! | Image:neogafffxivgetgafd.png|Get [[trolled|GAF'D]]! | ||
Image:neogafffxivsomeonegafd.png|It's a good thing [[Dolan]] left before someone GAF'D. | Image:neogafffxivsomeonegafd.png|It's a good thing [[Dolan]] left before someone GAF'D. | ||
Image:neogafffxivshitters.png|Proof that NeoGAF are shitters in this game | Image:neogafffxivshitters.png|Proof that NeoGAF are shitters in this game. | ||
Image:neogafffxivgafdagain.png|Dammit GAF! [[lulz|Even if you're not | Image:neogafffxivgafdagain.png|Dammit GAF! [[lulz|Even if you're not around and busy with ERP it's still your fucking fault]]! | ||
Image:neogafffxivyougotgafd.png|Oh shit son! NeoGAF just got [[owned|GAF'D]]! | |||
Image:neogafffxivseekingroleplayers.png|Now searching erotic role-players in Ultros and not Balmung. | Image:neogafffxivseekingroleplayers.png|Now searching erotic role-players in Ultros and not Balmung. | ||
Image:redditffxivgaf.png|[[Reddit]] even knows | Image:redditffxivgaf.png|[[Reddit]] even knows Ultros is the server known for the [[Forced Memes|GAF'D meme]]. | ||
Image:ffxivneogafpage.png|To | Image:ffxivneogafpage.png|To join the hivemind you have to fill out a [[scam|long application]] on NeoGAF's website to be used as GAF's [[Slave|tool]]. | ||
Image:neogafffxivpoopygaf.png|No shit it's a poopy guild but thanks for confessing. | |||
Image:Neogafffxivbanned1.png|Banned for talking about Square Enix learning math. | Image:Neogafffxivbanned1.png|Banned for talking about Square Enix learning math. | ||
Image:Neogafffxivbanned2.png|Banned for talking about collector editions while posting cats on a non-Caturday. | Image:Neogafffxivbanned2.png|Banned for talking about collector editions while posting cats on a non-Caturday. | ||
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</center><br /> | </center><br /> | ||
==[[whining|Quotes]] From | ==Videos Against Fate== | ||
{{center| | |||
{{fv|ff14gafvids|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<center><youtube>3taw-jaPanM</youtube></center> <br /><center>'''Gaffots in action'''</center> | |||
|<center><youtube>v7Y_8zc0Eh4</youtube></center> <br /><center>'''WE ALL GOT GAF'D!'''</center> | |||
}}}} | |||
==Quotes Against Fate== | |||
===[[whining|Quotes]] From GAF=== | |||
{{morphquote|quotesaboutgaf|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:0em solid white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold; | {{morphquote|quotesaboutgaf|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:0em solid white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold; | ||
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|I love being the bad guys lol.|Kandinsky loves [[cock|GAF]]. | |I love being the bad guys lol.|Kandinsky loves [[cock|GAF]]. | ||
|GAF is the largest and most [[shit|powerful FC on Ultros (and 5th in the overall FC rankings)]], and it's fairly exclusive; to join the FC you have to join the forums. It was inevitable many would come to hate it. GAF is the FC equivalent of the Garlean Empire.|MogCakes REALLY loves giving GAF [[blowjobs]] in the equivalent of a | |GAF is the largest and most [[shit|powerful FC on Ultros (and 5th in the overall FC rankings)]], and it's fairly exclusive; to join the FC you have to join the forums. It was inevitable many would come to hate it. GAF is the FC equivalent of the Garlean Empire.|MogCakes REALLY loves giving GAF [[blowjobs]] in the equivalent of a gay empire. | ||
|The GAF guild has become a scapegoat of epic proportions. Some guilds even do nasty things and then accuse GAF. It's sad that GAf has become synonimous to all the nasty things that happens in MMOs in such a short time. I went on ultros because Gaf was there but i didn't join Gaf because i had plans with enough people to get by and enjoy the game. My friends and i each in different guilds ( and we party for dongeons and FATES ) are relaying to me the same thing..it's genuinely sad|R_thanatos [[Baww|bawwing]]. | |The GAF guild has become a scapegoat of epic proportions. Some guilds even do nasty things and then accuse GAF. It's sad that GAf has become synonimous to all the nasty things that happens in MMOs in such a short time. I went on ultros because Gaf was there but i didn't join Gaf because i had plans with enough people to get by and enjoy the game. My friends and i each in different guilds ( and we party for dongeons and FATES ) are relaying to me the same thing..it's genuinely sad|R_thanatos [[Baww|bawwing]]. | ||
====The Opposition: [[free speech|Quotes]] Against | |Why rock the boat? It's almost 2017 and you /v/tards are still mad about us in S-rank hunts.|GAF trying to shitpost on 4chan's /v/. | ||
|[[Lolwut|Hello you white male 4chan terrorists. We at NeoGAF is an organized, moderated community representing a huge name in gaming communities. They/Them/Their/Theirs have the manpower and the leadership to get things done. Gather Against Fate is a strong presence in literally any Final Fantasy game that it has a presence on. Popularity is power in MMOs, in that you can get a bunch of losers like you funneling or your loser 4chan guild ZR in FFXIV. It won't matter what you say about us. Us GAFers are cohesive and strictly organized and actually work together as a community. This along with the sheer numbers alone ensures they will succeed in any MMO they make a presence in. Better watch out for the GAFer Star Citizen corp, we're going to fuck your shit up and ruin a lot of your shitposting days. There's nothing wrong with having pride in GAF. Especially if that community is more successful than you. Why does it get you Anonymous terrorists so mad that a bunch of "SJWs" are better, more organized than you? I'll assume what i said was true than. You're all just upset that a group of NeoGAFs you hate irrationally are more successful in their endeavors than you ever will be in yours. I'm sure proud Gather Against Fate is the most successful FC on their servers, seeing how butthurt its making you, personally, especially ZR, makes me very proud for GAF. To be honest friend, it has nothing to do with pride and everything to do with just playing the game and clearing the content with your friends, ranks, server firsts, all of that stuff. Its just icing on the cake compared to the fun you're having with your so-called community. Just imagine, all of these GAFers having fun and enjoying the game, being the best FC on their server, they don't even spare a single thought towards the possibility that there are tiny white male manbaby Gamergater terrorists like you who cry in jealousy about GAFs success anonymously on 4chan. If you excuse us, we GAF have a S-rank to hunt down. Fuck those white males waiting for others to get a chance.]]|[[tl;dr]], very mad GAF member is [[ProJared|high on farts]], trying to make /v/ mad.}} | |||
====The Opposition: [[free speech|Quotes]] Against GAF==== | |||
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|I top something in the world and our black mage left our static. Got a summoner from GAF. His DPS is trash and he only ever uses Ifrit. Gets mad at us for his trashy DPS and leaves group. | |I top something in the world and our black mage left our static. Got a summoner from GAF. His DPS is trash and he only ever uses Ifrit. Gets mad at us for his trashy DPS and leaves group. | ||
Yep. GAF's finest hard at work.|Cross-server player explaining his experience with GAF.}} | Yep. GAF's finest hard at work.|Cross-server player explaining his experience with GAF. | ||
|I am aware of GAF. Hunting on Ultros is complete garbage. Marks are killed within only a few minutes of being announced, usually because some shitter from GAF gets too close. But it only gets worse with every following mark. I went there because of the [[shitposting|Ultrosposting]] that was a thing on /v/, now I'm just there for the FC and because I'd know no alternative. But I do want GAF to leave.|We all do want GAF to [[An hero|leave]].}} | |||
====The Opposition: Quotes Against GAF 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]==== | |||
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|Eve Malqir was in a ERP linkshell and sadly tried ERPing with me but I declined him. I thought about taking screenshots but I never did. This behavior commonly coming from GAF is nothing screenshot worthy.|Probably for the best. | |||
|GAF is so cancerous and their faggotry so prolific that if bad shit happens in a group because of [[gender|they/them/their]] members all you have to say is 'GAF'd' and everyone understands immediately. What a shit group.|Did Anonymous just admit GAF pronounces made-up genders? | |||
|They're still there but nowhere near as prevalent as during 2.x. We still [[trolling|say GAF'd when hunts get pulled early though]]. | |||
|GAF is practically a dead FC with hundreds of dead users now. They've never stopped sucking ass and they never will. | |||
|Fuck GAF those fuckers can drink bleach for all I care.|You're not alone. | |||
|The best part about playing on Ultros with GAF is [[Ugandan Knuckles|/spitting on them]] whenever you see them. | |||
|I clearly remember GAF leaving a sour taste in people's mouths back when Hunts were first released and they swarmed every fucking hunt that spawned without ever waiting or being considerate of anyone else. "GAF'D" was a common battlecry across zone shout to indicate that, rather than waiting for the established pull time that everyone else in the zone agreed to wait on like civilized individuals, a group of Gaffers decided to be fucking cunts instead. | |||
This continued on for months, years, and Hunts were ruined for people for quite a while thanks to GAF being impatient fucksticks. Which is probably why there's a higher concentration of Ultros vets that can't stand them. They'll be forever known as "Those faggots that kept ruining my fun", even if this doesn't happen anymore because nobody gives a fuck about hunts. | |||
|I'm on Ultros and I'm not in ZR, but none of the ZR people I run into seem that bad. Just the occasional ZR player with a meme name wearing the pig suit or something. GAF frequently early pulls hunts and generally is shit at the game.|True story. | |||
|Yeah, what was left is in STORM which is the personal FC of a guy from Super Best Friends and not a SJW FC like GAF or FORCE. The GAF blaming now is from ZR.|Good for ZR.}} | |||
====The Opposition: Quotes Against [[Sex change|<s>GAF</s> ERA: Revenge of the GAFs]]==== | |||
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|ResetERA is where all the hardcore SJW faggots (the worst part about NeoFAG) went after that whole bullshit happened last year. It's a board with the worst of the worst.|Anonymous describing NeoGAF 2.0 | |||
|You're not wrong there. ERA took everything about their ex-hivemind GAF and distilled it down to the worst faggotry existed.|After the death of NeoGAF. | |||
|Don't the GAF/ERA/AERA people stay really quiet now since everyone hates them?|For how long?}} | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/freecompany/9234208823458136068/ FFXIV NeoGAF Free Company Profile] - The people agreed and reviewed that GAF sucks and full of assholes. | *[http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/freecompany/9234208823458136068/ FFXIV <s>NeoGAF</s>R ResetERA Free Company Profile] - The people agreed and reviewed that <s>GAF</s> Aera sucks and full of assholes. | ||
*[http://neogaf.guildwork.com FFXIV NeoGAF Guildworks Webpage] - Requires you to | *[http://neogaf.guildwork.com FFXIV NeoGAF Guildworks Webpage] - <s>Requires you to fill an application to join.</s> Inactive for over a year, moved to ResetERA. | ||
*[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ffxiv-gaf The FFXIV NeoGAF Steam Community Group] - | *[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ffxiv-gaf The FFXIV NeoGAF Steam Community Group] - Dead [[Steam]] group. | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|gatheragainstfate}} - The FFXIV NeoGAF YouTube page. Empty for now but you can [[troll|discuss what you think of them]]. | ||
*{{gplus|113688672506443927894|Gather Against Fate}} - FFXIV NeoGAF Google Plus. And nobody gives a fuck except those pointing out at the GAF stupidity they're spreading. | *{{gplus|113688672506443927894|Gather Against Fate}} - FFXIV NeoGAF Google Plus. And nobody gives a fuck except those pointing out at the GAF stupidity they're spreading. | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|GamerNightLive}} - A member of GAF, thinking that GAF is first in everything. | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|u|Temjin99}} {{twitter|Andrew_D28}} - This member takes [[gay pride|GAF pride]] up the ass. White knights anyone who talks bad to them. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Cucks]] | *[[Cucks]] | ||
*[[Social Justice Warriors]] | *[[Social Justice Warriors]] | ||
*[[Argent Dawn (EU)]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 23:10, 22 August 2024
Gather Against Fate or GAF / GOLD / Aera / ERA / or whatever the fuck they call it for short, is NeoGAF's ResetERA's shitty Free Company (FC for short) from the previous 4.0/10 to 9.0/10 MMORPG game Final Fantasy XIV on the Ultros server. Ultros is also home of the meme GAF'D. Unlike all regular free companies, not only NeoGAF plays this boring game together as Gather Against Fate but they take their unholy disease that is social justice and spread it around the world of Eorzea. And if you think they still describe themselves as the nexus of hardcore gamers social justice warriors kicking players out of their safe space for different opinions they get triggered over, then you sir are correct. Other FFXIV players not from the virtual hivemind clearly describes GAF as not only a bunch of social justice cucks, but also assholes, smugs, white knights, male feminists, privilege checkers, and two of the main ingredients of it all...SHITTERS AND EROTIC ROLE PLAYERS!
With the death of NeoGAF, Gather Against Fate become a ResetERA guild known as ERA. It still doesn't change the fact that ERA is still both Gather Against Fate and ResetERA. Except ResetERA is a shittier NeoGAF 2.0 community for pedos, manbabies, social justice warriors, and other mentally sick fucks that retreated from the corpses of NeoGAF.
The Beginning
Did You Know: Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF has left FFXIV and his free company behind because he's TRIGGERED and knows GAF has a bad reputation! |
It was August 24th, 2013. The once unsuccessful 4.0/10 MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV was re-released as the successful 9.0/10 Game of the Year MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn. The neckbeard fatties of NeoGAF got together and started a Free Company on the Ultros server as Gather Against Fate. Or GAF for short. Yeah, GAF, very original. The leader and founder of GAF is a serious fat neckbearded NeoGAF member who goes by his character name Maple 'Ookie' Cookie. He got the name Maple Cookie because he's a fatty glutton like NeoGAF mod Besada from stuffing his fat neckbeard face with delicious cookies and GAF's special cum-filled ookie cookies made with the love from NeoGAF. Maple Cookie recruited other co-founders from NeoGAF Strawberry 'loli lover' Shortcake, Safflower Amariyo, Baramoht Klynhollsyn, Drama 'The Drama Queen' Zeni, Elliott Kirkland, Mira 'Shemale' Mora, Odoru 'Weeaboo' Suika, Scything Moon, and Victor 'Victoria The Triggered' Strange. Together they are all GAF-backwards, Gather Against Fate!
From GAF to GOLD
Ever since their NeoGAF lord Tyler Malka is accused by women for rape and sexual assaults he has done in late October of 2017, the safe space and social justice kingdom NeoGAF has crumbled into flames along with the members and mods burning in panic. And nothing of value was lost.
Meanwhile at Final Fantasy XIV, NeoGAF's free company Gather Against Fate has heard the news and went apeshit. What did they do to avoid more humiliation and being trolled by non-GAF members? They change their tag from GAF to GOLD in order to be in disguise of a different free company, but keeping the name Gather Against Fate. Fortunately nobody's a dumbass to fall for their disguise.
From GOLD to ERA: The ResetERA Guild
Now that NeoGAF has fallen and better off burned to ashes and dust, the current GAF leader Drama "The Drama He-Queen" Zeni has a difficult time changing their guild name so they don't want the players to think they're from NeoGAF. Then he has the most brilliant idea he ever came up with. He decided to move to ResetERA and turn the NeoGAF guild into a ResetERA guild for ResetERA members only. Yes, ResetERA. Also known as NeoGAF 2.0. Where the pedos and manbabies and social justice warriors and the rest of the mentally fucked up triggered snowflakes retreated from the rotting corpse of NeoGAF and created their new home ResetERA. The fact that the players are still not that stupid to fall for their name change when they're stuck with the permanent name GATHER AGAINST FATE. No matter how many times they change the name, they'll always be trolled with GAF'D memes because making fun of their stupidity is always lulzworthy.
GAF'D
What is the word GAF'D? And why the fuck do we need to know? Is GAF'D a made up word by NeoGAF? By going deeper through research the answer is this: GAF'D is an inside joke and next FFXIV meme by everyone not from GAF that is literally mocking, trolling, and blaming Gather Against Fate for being shit and shit-terrible. Now most of the time people would shout GAF'D just for the good ol' lulz.
It begin back in a certain patch update in Final Fantasy XIV where elite hunts are available for everyone. All GAF members would greedily jew-pull every elite hunt early without everyone getting a chance. It's no mystery Maple 'Ookie' Cookie the creator of GAF is proud of it to make Final Fantasy XIV even more shittier than the game currently is. GAF has a tendency to be early elite hunt pullers and floor kissers which is why the meme GAF'D is created and officially making GAF the laughing stock from Ultros. And professional shitters.
—Anonymous FFXIV player from Ultros to Gilgamesh. |
Other GAF actions include:
- Screwing up on purpose and blaming other party members in Party Finder or Duty Finder.
- Commonly outright leaving parties after one wipe including learning groups.
- Joining FATE parties to leech experience points by doing nothing but sitting their fatasses down stuffing their faces with Doritos and Mountain Dew.
- Joining elite hunt parties to pull early without waiting and leaves after they get a clear.
- Erotic role-playing with different types of fetishes in public.
- Not giving a shit to anyone or anybody outside of GAF.
- Behaving like manchildren.
- Spreading false advertisement on GAF being "friendly" and "drama free" and other false words to sucker morons to join the hivemind.
- Staying true to the rules as listed above.
- Fapping to trannies.
- Taking showers once a month.
- Getting triggered easily like special snowflakes.
The bottom line is this. Players on Ultros likes to shout GAF'D in trolling NeoGAF for not only their numerous failures, but for the lulz too...and GAF hates the lulz.
Bottom Line
Gallery Against Fate
Dammit GAF! About missing Pics
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Videos Against Fate
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Quotes Against Fate
Quotes From GAF
—ROBOKITTYZILLA ass kissing GAF. |
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The Opposition: Quotes Against GAF
—Everyone in FFXIV trolling GAF. |
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The Opposition: Quotes Against GAF 2: Electric Boogaloo
—Probably for the best. |
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The Opposition: Quotes Against GAF ERA: Revenge of the GAFs
—Anonymous describing NeoGAF 2.0 |
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External Links
- FFXIV
NeoGAFR ResetERA Free Company Profile - The people agreed and reviewed thatGAFAera sucks and full of assholes. - FFXIV NeoGAF Guildworks Webpage -
Requires you to fill an application to join.Inactive for over a year, moved to ResetERA. - The FFXIV NeoGAF Steam Community Group - Dead Steam group.
- gatheragainstfate - The FFXIV NeoGAF YouTube page. Empty for now but you can discuss what you think of them.
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Gather Against Fate- FFXIV NeoGAF Google Plus. And nobody gives a fuck except those pointing out at the GAF stupidity they're spreading. - GamerNightLive - A member of GAF, thinking that GAF is first in everything.
- Temjin99 Andrew_D28 - This member takes GAF pride up the ass. White knights anyone who talks bad to them.
See Also
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