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Flemming lived a dull life. He lived thirty five years of his life just fifteen miles from where he was born. His dream was to achieve a college degree and have a high paying job. He would go to America and have a nice corvette and girls would love him. Years of writing essays and college report wouldn’t be without cause. However things were not going we’re not going right in his life.  
'''Flemming Nielsen''' lived a dull life. He lived all thirty-five years of his life just fifteen miles from where he was born. His dream was to achieve a college degree and have a high-paying job. He would go to America and have a nice Corvette and girls would love him. Years of writing essays and college reports wouldn’t be without cause. However, things were not going right in his life.


==Decay==
==Decay==
He was in massive debt for failing to achieve success in a college he had been enrolled in for eight years, hardly anyone knew him, and the very people he desperately wanted affection from rejected him. After studying serial killers and keeping track of the daily toll of deaths in his native holland in a notebook he decided he was going to end his life in a big way.  
He was in massive debt for failing to achieve success in a college he had been enrolled in for eight years, hardly anyone knew him, and the people he desperately wanted affection from rejected him. After studying serial killers and keeping track of the daily toll of deaths in his native Denmark in a notebook, he decided he was going to end his life in a big way.  


===High Score Attempt===
===High Score Attempt===
Armed with a sawed off shotgun he stormed into the canteen, I hate you he exclaimed as he fired a shot into the head of his first victim. Everyone runs away and tries to hide, but half of them have nothing to fear for Flemming is selling revenge against the people who broke his heart. A girl at a desk in the canteen throws a book at him and runs away. Others break a window into a kitchen and hide. his massacre having lived short of his expectations, he decides to off himself in a bathroom stall a floor below. Sadly 28 years later, schizo [[Noah Esbensen]], the Quetiapine hater, surpassed his high score and he is currently silver danish medal '''(excluding [[Greenland]]).'''
Armed with a sawed-off shotgun, he stormed into the cafeteria. "I hate you", he exclaimed, as he fired a shot into the head of his first victim. Everyone ran away and tried to hide, but half of them had nothing to fear, as Flemming was selling revenge against the people who broke his heart. A girl at a desk in the cafeteria threw a book at him and ran away, while others hid from him in the kitchen. Realizing his massacre had lived short of his expectations, he decided to off himself in a bathroom stall a floor below. Sadly, 28 years later, schizo [[Noah Esbensen]], the Quetiapine hater, surpassed his high score. Flemming currently holds the Danish silver medal ([[High_Score/Loserinfo#Abel_Klemmensen|excluding Greenland]]).


==Lore==
==Lore==
Its 1994 nielsen decides to initiate d day as written in his calendar that hangs above his desk in his dorm room. having lived at campus for a decade and not moving forth with his life; he has become complacent and depressed. being past his younger years he dislikes socializing with younger people and dresses formally, wearing a leather jacket and a tie. even though in a few rare circumstances people had tried to connect with him, he refused and tended to give his reasoning by going on an unnecessary tangent as if here were verbally reading aloud a thesis statement with multiple complex points of which he was bent on getting across. he exhibited traits reminiscent of asperger's which are prevalent in that he had no friends and likely had little interest in investing in this. however he had a younger brother and it is speculated that he was somewhat close to him and his hatred for humankind did not extended to his family members whom he remembered fondly. many times he had approached women and was polite and considerate of their feelings, and may have compliment and intended to spend time with them. however he was rejected on a least one occasion and was unable to have a relationship with anyone. he began to be prejudiced about women because they never took interest in him and refused to spend any time with him privately; his appearance, mature age, failure to achieve anything, awkward social traits, his rigid, inflexible way of thinking and communicating all are reasons as to why he had such a difficult time time corresponding with girls. he was infatuated with death and kept a book which was a collective of notable serial killers as well as newspaper clippings pertaining to them as well. in his calendar he the number wrote deaths of which occurred each day and added them up at the end of a month. his interest in homicide conspired with his inability to cope with life and desire to commit suicide. he was aware of how severely depressed he was and sought out a psychiatrist of whom he booked appointments weekly. he had written in his diary in his objective of shooting a couple women and then committing suicide at least a year before the shooting. on april fifth he put his plan into action and succeeded in killing two young women in their twenties as well injuring another. after the shooting he retreated downstairs and shot himself in a bathroom stall. he left a farewell note positioned in the center of a small desk in his room. it read "you girls have never been attracted to me. i don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but i will punish you all for it. it’s an injustice, a crime."
In 1994, Flemming decided to initiate D-Day, as written in the calendar that hung above his desk in his dorm room. Having lived at campus for a decade and not moving forth with his life, he had become complacent and depressed. Being past his younger years, he disliked socializing with younger people and dressed formally, wearing a leather jacket and a tie. Even though, in a few rare circumstances, people had tried to connect with him, he refused and tended to give his reasoning by going on an unnecessary tangent as if he were reading a thesis statement with multiple complex points that he was hell-bent on getting across. He exhibited traits reminiscent of Asperger's which are prevalent in that he had no friends and likely had little interest in investing in this. However, he had a younger brother, and it is speculated that he was somewhat close to him and his hatred for humanity did not extend to his family members, whom he remembered fondly. Many times, he had approached women and was polite and considerate of their feelings, and may have complimented and intended to spend time with them. However, he was rejected on a least one occasion and was unable to have a relationship with anyone. He started being prejudiced toward women because they never took interest in him and refused to spend any time with him privately. His appearance, mature age, failure to achieve anything, awkward social traits, and rigid, inflexible way of thinking and communicating are all reasons why he had such a difficult time time corresponding with girls. He was infatuated with death and kept a book of notable serial killers as well as newspaper clippings pertaining to them. In his calendar, he wrote the number of deaths that occurred each day and added them up at the end of each month. His interest in homicide conspired with his inability to cope with life and desire to commit suicide. He was aware of how severely depressed he was and sought out a psychiatrist with whom he booked appointments weekly. He had written in his diary about his objective of shooting some women and then committing suicide at least a year before the shooting. On April 5th, he put his plan into action and succeeded in killing two young women in their twenties, as well injuring two others. After the shooting, he retreated downstairs and shot himself in a bathroom stall. He left a farewell note positioned in the center of a small desk in his room. It read "You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime."


==related articles==
==See Also==
*[[High Score/Loserinfo|Where he should be]]
*[[Noah Esbensen|BTFO his high score]]
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage|Good example of dane, but not locally]]


* documentary site https://www.tv2ostjylland.dk/aarhus/randi-blev-skudt-i-universitetets-kantine
==External Links==
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Flemming Nielsen
Nationality: Danish  
Highscore Killed 2, injured 2
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive: Depression (Incel)


Flemming Nielsen lived a dull life. He lived all thirty-five years of his life just fifteen miles from where he was born. His dream was to achieve a college degree and have a high-paying job. He would go to America and have a nice Corvette and girls would love him. Years of writing essays and college reports wouldn’t be without cause. However, things were not going right in his life.

Decay

He was in massive debt for failing to achieve success in a college he had been enrolled in for eight years, hardly anyone knew him, and the people he desperately wanted affection from rejected him. After studying serial killers and keeping track of the daily toll of deaths in his native Denmark in a notebook, he decided he was going to end his life in a big way.

High Score Attempt

Armed with a sawed-off shotgun, he stormed into the cafeteria. "I hate you", he exclaimed, as he fired a shot into the head of his first victim. Everyone ran away and tried to hide, but half of them had nothing to fear, as Flemming was selling revenge against the people who broke his heart. A girl at a desk in the cafeteria threw a book at him and ran away, while others hid from him in the kitchen. Realizing his massacre had lived short of his expectations, he decided to off himself in a bathroom stall a floor below. Sadly, 28 years later, schizo Noah Esbensen, the Quetiapine hater, surpassed his high score. Flemming currently holds the Danish silver medal (excluding Greenland).

Lore

In 1994, Flemming decided to initiate D-Day, as written in the calendar that hung above his desk in his dorm room. Having lived at campus for a decade and not moving forth with his life, he had become complacent and depressed. Being past his younger years, he disliked socializing with younger people and dressed formally, wearing a leather jacket and a tie. Even though, in a few rare circumstances, people had tried to connect with him, he refused and tended to give his reasoning by going on an unnecessary tangent as if he were reading a thesis statement with multiple complex points that he was hell-bent on getting across. He exhibited traits reminiscent of Asperger's which are prevalent in that he had no friends and likely had little interest in investing in this. However, he had a younger brother, and it is speculated that he was somewhat close to him and his hatred for humanity did not extend to his family members, whom he remembered fondly. Many times, he had approached women and was polite and considerate of their feelings, and may have complimented and intended to spend time with them. However, he was rejected on a least one occasion and was unable to have a relationship with anyone. He started being prejudiced toward women because they never took interest in him and refused to spend any time with him privately. His appearance, mature age, failure to achieve anything, awkward social traits, and rigid, inflexible way of thinking and communicating are all reasons why he had such a difficult time time corresponding with girls. He was infatuated with death and kept a book of notable serial killers as well as newspaper clippings pertaining to them. In his calendar, he wrote the number of deaths that occurred each day and added them up at the end of each month. His interest in homicide conspired with his inability to cope with life and desire to commit suicide. He was aware of how severely depressed he was and sought out a psychiatrist with whom he booked appointments weekly. He had written in his diary about his objective of shooting some women and then committing suicide at least a year before the shooting. On April 5th, he put his plan into action and succeeded in killing two young women in their twenties, as well injuring two others. After the shooting, he retreated downstairs and shot himself in a bathroom stall. He left a farewell note positioned in the center of a small desk in his room. It read "You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime."

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