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'''Googlewhacking''' is a game made for sad, lonely internet addicts who want to [[Wank|jerkoff]] [[Google]] for the search result '1 - 1 of 1'. Googlewhacking was made popular by [[Unfunny|comedian]] Dave Gorman who [[Scam|made a living talking about his faggoty trip]] and inspired a generation of net [[fgts]] to lose a life and any self respect they once had. While most people would stop after about 3 mins of this bullshit, some people can go for months '[[Fap|whacking]]' and is a common event for [[butthurt]] ED [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|vandals]] who [[Death|fail at life]]. | '''Googlewhacking''' is a game made for sad, lonely internet addicts who want to [[Wank|jerkoff]] [[Google]] for the search result '1 - 1 of 1'. Googlewhacking was made popular by [[Unfunny|comedian]] Dave Gorman who [[Scam|made a living talking about his faggoty trip]] and inspired a generation of net [[fgts]] to lose a life and any self respect they once had. While most people would stop after about 3 mins of this bullshit, some people can go for months '[[Fap|whacking]]' and is a common event for [[butthurt]] ED [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|vandals]] who [[Death|fail at life]]. | ||
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==Game Rules== | ==Game Rules== | ||
*Rule Number One: Become [[fat]], have no girlfriend and don't buy anything new ( | *Rule Number One: Become a [[fat]] gay nigger, have no girlfriend and don't buy anything new (you're going to need all your money for the [[Internets|provider bill]]/snacks/drinks/[[Suicide|poision]]). | ||
*Rule Number Two: Results 1 - 1 only, two words only and they must be in the dictionary. [[Screencap|PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!]] | *Rule Number Two: Results 1 - 1 only, two words only and they must be in the dictionary. [[Screencap|PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!]] | ||
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*Rule Number Four: If you can not find a whack...[[An Hero|go to school for the last time]]. | *Rule Number Four: If you can not find a whack...[[An Hero|go to school for the last time]]. | ||
*[[Goatse|Super Secret]] Rule Number Five: Come back from the grave to kill yourself again just to prove how much of a giant waste of good carbon and water [[you]] are. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Latest revision as of 03:29, 10 February 2012
Googlewhacking is a game made for sad, lonely internet addicts who want to jerkoff Google for the search result '1 - 1 of 1'. Googlewhacking was made popular by comedian Dave Gorman who made a living talking about his faggoty trip and inspired a generation of net fgts to lose a life and any self respect they once had. While most people would stop after about 3 mins of this bullshit, some people can go for months 'whacking' and is a common event for butthurt ED vandals who fail at life.
Game Rules
- Rule Number One: Become a fat gay nigger, have no girlfriend and don't buy anything new (you're going to need all your money for the provider bill/snacks/drinks/poision).
- Rule Number Two: Results 1 - 1 only, two words only and they must be in the dictionary. PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
- Rule Number Three: Submit to www.googlewhack.com, celebrate your win for 10 mins and then realise that you have wasted your time on this planet.
- Rule Number Four: If you can not find a whack...go to school for the last time.
- Super Secret Rule Number Five: Come back from the grave to kill yourself again just to prove how much of a giant waste of good carbon and water you are.
See Also
Links
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