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[[ | [[File:Brokencyde normalish.jpg|thumb|left|The most "normal" picture of them]] | ||
[[Image:Brokencydelastfm.jpg|thumb|250px|The most accurate [[last.fm]] band description, EVAR.]] | [[Image:Brokencydelastfm.jpg|thumb|250px|The most accurate [[last.fm]] band description, EVAR.]] | ||
BrokeNCYDE (pronounced [[Condom|Broke]] [[Fail|Inside]]) are not only the most over-hyped band to have come out of [[New Mexico]], but to have come out of the USA in general around [[2006]]. To hear them is to know the death of music; to see them is to wish blindness on yourself; to meet them is to [[RAGE|wish a Holocaust upon]] their "fanbase" for getting them here. Of course, nothing can really beat [[USI|what they think of themselves]], so let's get right to that: | BrokeNCYDE (pronounced [[Condom|Broke]] [[Fail|Inside]]) are not only the most over-hyped band to have come out of [[New Mexico]], but to have come out of the USA in general around [[2006]]. To hear them is to know the death of music; to see them is to wish blindness on yourself; to meet them is to [[RAGE|wish a Holocaust upon]] their "fanbase" for getting them here. Of course, nothing can really beat [[USI|what they think of themselves]], so let's get right to that: | ||
{{quote|[[USI|A group heard like no other]], with styles [[Theft|ranging]] from [[Rap|Hip-Hop]] to Hardcore [[Screamo]]. [[Troll|This is sure a mix that was born from originality]]. Consisting of 3 members, Brokencyde brings not only [[irony|a composed talent]] but also a sound that has been captured by thousands of [[Fucktard|fans from around the World]]. '''[[Weeaboo|SE7EN]]''', the writer, rapper, screamer, and music producer of the group. [[Lie|Born in Tokyo, Japan]] to later be raised in the U.S. Started writing and rhyming at an early age. By 16 he released a CD under the name Majestimatix, titled COME FOLLOW ME! He also appeared in numerous [[wigger|hiphop groups]] throughout the southwest, and has had the pleasure of producing various acts from around the world as well as his own. '''Mexican''', an Albuquerque native, brings the [[Emo|haunting vocals which seem to dwell you into the pain he felt]] when he lost his [[AIDS|real life love]], and with [[Virgin|no prior experience]] you could only wonder how a voice so astounding is possible. '''[[Keyboard Cat|PhatJ]]''', The most recent member to join, and finish off the groups [[Mantrain|primary line up]]. With an amazing talent behind his 88 key Yamaha, this [[Derp|underground hiphop artist was simply born for Brokencyde]]! It’s been a long journy, but BC13 is now official. From the studio, [[Suburb|to the streets]]. Brokencyde is now hitting thousands of plays a day on myspace, thus placing them selfs in the MS Charts as one of the top 3 bands in all necessary genre’s throughout the entire world. This [[Fail|NEW BREED of music]] is sure to grab your attention and just may be the next big thing to hit the music scene and perhaps [[Ruin|change the industry as we know it]]. Get CRUNK! or DIE!!!|[http://www.purevolume.com/BrokenCydee This was on their PureVolume page]}} | {{quote|[[USI|A group heard like no other]], with styles [[Theft|ranging]] from [[Rap|Hip-Hop]] to Hardcore [[Screamo]]. [[Troll|This is sure a mix that was born from originality]]. Consisting of 3 members, Brokencyde brings not only [[irony|a composed talent]] but also a sound that has been captured by thousands of [[Fucktard|fans from around the World]]. '''[[Weeaboo|SE7EN]]''', the writer, rapper, screamer, and music producer of the group. [[Lie|Born in Tokyo, Japan]] to later be raised in the U.S. Started writing and rhyming at an early age. By 16 he released a CD under the name Majestimatix, titled COME FOLLOW ME! He also appeared in numerous [[wigger|hiphop groups]] throughout the southwest, and has had the pleasure of producing various acts from around the world as well as his own. '''Mexican''', an Albuquerque native, brings the [[Emo|haunting vocals which seem to dwell you into the pain he felt]] when he lost his [[AIDS|real life love]], and with [[Virgin|no prior experience]] you could only wonder how [[Rebecca Black|a voice so astounding]] is possible. '''[[Keyboard Cat|PhatJ]]''', The most recent member to join, and finish off the groups [[Mantrain|primary line up]]. With an amazing talent behind his 88 key Yamaha, this [[Derp|underground hiphop artist was simply born for Brokencyde]]! It’s been a long journy, but BC13 is now official. From the studio, [[Suburb|to the streets]]. Brokencyde is now hitting thousands of plays a day on myspace, thus placing them selfs in the MS Charts as one of the top 3 bands in all necessary genre’s throughout the entire world. This [[Fail|NEW BREED of music]] is sure to grab your attention and just may be the next [[Goatse|big thing]] to hit the music scene and perhaps [[Ruin|change the industry as we know it]]. Get CRUNK! or DIE!!!|[http://www.purevolume.com/BrokenCydee This was on their PureVolume page]}} | ||
[[Image:Brokencyde-with-bree.jpg|thumb|left|OH IT'S A JOKE ABOUT [[ | [[Image:Brokencyde-with-bree.jpg|thumb|left|OH IT'S A JOKE ABOUT [[nigger|BEATING UP A COP]] HURR]] | ||
[[Image:Brokencyde_se7en.jpg|thumb|[[Guess the Gender]]!]] | [[Image:Brokencyde_se7en.jpg|thumb|[[Guess the Gender]]!]] | ||
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=== Bree the Crunk Pig === | === Bree the Crunk Pig === | ||
As part of their shtick, the boys would beat up on a [[furry|dude in a pigsuit]] as a tribute to their distaste for [[Police|''THE PIGS'']]. This attention-whoring was a bit funny, considering the Albuquerque Police are almost as fucked up as the [[LAPD]], and [[Spics|a lot]] | As part of their shtick, the boys would beat up on a [[furry|dude in a pigsuit]] as a tribute to their distaste for [[Police|''THE PIGS'']]. This attention-whoring was a bit funny, considering the Albuquerque Police are almost as fucked up as the [[LAPD]], and [[Spics|a lot]] of niggers [[White|would love]] a crack at some of them off the clock for all the [[Lulz|shit they pull]]. However, seeing as these four kids have probably never dealt with anything worse than a parking ticket (and they probably [[blowjob|got out of that somehow]]), and the girly vocal styling of songs like '''BREE BREE''', no one who's dealt with the cops on the regular could take these faggots seriously. Eventually he became a bit of an [[old meme]], though at times they get Antz or a random roadie to wear the smelly, destroyed remains of the Bree costume for nostalgia's sake, or to [[IDIFTL|piss off the person who doesn't have a choice in the matter besides quitting]]. | ||
=== Lyrics === | === Lyrics === | ||
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But I'm still with it, we can kick it, maybe have some fun<br /> | But I'm still with it, we can kick it, maybe have some fun<br /> | ||
Girl I don't care as long as you can make a brother cum|[[Unrealistic Expectations|Scene Girls]] | Girl I don't care as long as you can make a brother cum|[[Unrealistic Expectations|Scene Girls]] | ||
|They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.|[[LOL WUT|FreaXXX]] - That's some str8 | |They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.|[[LOL WUT|FreaXXX]] - That's some str8 nigger shit right there | ||
|Come on bitch, you know you want this.<br /> | |Come on bitch, you know you want this.<br /> | ||
That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.<br /> | That hardcore shit will make you feel the toxic.<br /> | ||
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HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!<br /> | HAND ME THE FORTY OUNCE!<br /> | ||
LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|40Oz.]] | LET'S DRINK THE FORTY OUNCE!|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|40Oz.]] | ||
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{{frame|{{fv|BC13vids|background-color: cyan;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>kNXb5roCBUY</youtube><br /><center>'''Booty Call ( | {{frame|{{fv|BC13vids|background-color: cyan;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>kNXb5roCBUY</youtube><br /><center>'''Booty Call (nigger)'''</center>|<youtube>MoLUc6cqAOU</youtube><center>'''40oz.''' - FUN FACT: They have [[pussy|apple juice in those 40oz. bottles]]</center>|<youtube>XVXTWgvn7Zg</youtube><br /><center>'''Bree Bree (as lip-sync'd/sung by [[Emo|some fgt]])'''</center>}}|border=#000000|background=cyan}} | ||
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|First it was cool to listen to [[Rap|rap music]] because it was "ironic". Now it's a staple in the scene to listen to it more then regular music. I will never understand the idea of this trend or trends like these. Kids think for themselves less and less as the days past. In two or three years everyone will laugh at this album and the kids who listen to it will be ashamed. Remember when [[Emo|everyone]] thought [[My Chemical Romance]] was cool?|GoWaitInTheCar | |First it was cool to listen to [[Rap|rap music]] because it was "ironic". Now it's a staple in the scene to listen to it more then regular music. I will never understand the idea of this trend or trends like these. Kids think for themselves less and less as the days past. In two or three years everyone will laugh at this album and the kids who listen to it will be ashamed. Remember when [[Emo|everyone]] thought [[My Chemical Romance]] was cool?|GoWaitInTheCar | ||
|'''I’m Not A Fan But The Kids Like It!''' by '''Brokencyde''' is a whole album of songs like [[SNL|“I’m On a Boat”]], but they blend it with screamo. And it’s not funny. Or good. At all.|Ryan Cooper on [http://punkmusic.about.com/od/reviews/fr/brokencyde.htm punkmusic.about.com] | |'''I’m Not A Fan But The Kids Like It!''' by '''Brokencyde''' is a whole album of songs like [[SNL|“I’m On a Boat”]], but they blend it with screamo. And it’s not funny. Or good. At all.|Ryan Cooper on [http://punkmusic.about.com/od/reviews/fr/brokencyde.htm punkmusic.about.com] | ||
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Thankfully, YouTube comments from fans of theirs years ago have revealed that even they don't know what the fuck they were thinking when they were listening to this godawful shit. | |||
== Camwhore Archives == | == Camwhore Archives == | ||
Almost bigger than the [[4chan|4chan's]] /b/ collections, these guys used to have a section on their MySpace Pictures dedicated to, you guessed it, [[camwhores]]. [[Scenewhore|Scenewhores]] the world over would flash their barely-legal (sometimes [[loli|ILLegal]]) cleavage, tits, panties, etc., all with Sharpie'd-on band-member names, "BC13," the band's name, [[dong|or otherwise]] on their exposed bodies. The band eventually began to take all the Tagged images and [[Pokemon|try to catch them all]] before MySpace told them to cut that shit out. Before the crackdown(s) on the galleries upon galleries of teens, both [[fat|females]] and [[gay|males]], stripping clothing and appeasing their Crunk gods, some of the best pictures were fapped over or mocked by blogs, forums, or even the band themselves. | Almost bigger than the [[4chan|4chan's]] /b/ collections, these guys used to have a section on their MySpace Pictures dedicated to, you guessed it, [[camwhores]]. [[Scenewhore|Scenewhores]] the world over would flash their barely-legal (sometimes [[loli|ILLegal]]) cleavage, tits, panties, etc., all with [[Sharpie]]'d-on band-member names, "BC13," the band's name, [[dong|or otherwise]] on their exposed bodies. The band eventually began to take all the Tagged images and [[Pokemon|try to catch them all]] before MySpace told them to cut that shit out. Before the crackdown(s) on the galleries upon galleries of teens, both [[fat|females]] and [[gay|males]], stripping clothing and appeasing their Crunk gods, some of the best pictures were fapped over or mocked by blogs, forums, or even the band themselves. | ||
== Trolling == | == Trolling == | ||
Okay, after reading all the blogs, hearing all the songs, and even seeing some of their concerts, one has to ask - [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|are they trolling us all]]? The answer is an emphatic [[Yes|probably]]. However, what should be noted is that if they had any actual talent over the last 4-5 years, they wouldn't have had to exploit the [[You|dipshit]] [[jailbait|teenage]] [[whore|girls]] on [[MySpace]] and [[YouTube]] to get their e-fame and their IRL monies. But fuck it, we at [[ED]] would love to have known a way to [[ | Okay, after reading all the blogs, hearing all the songs, and even seeing some of their concerts, one has to ask - [[Trolls Trolling Trolls|are they trolling us all]]? The answer is an emphatic [[Yes|probably]]. However, what should be noted is that if they had any actual talent over the last 4-5 years, they wouldn't have had to exploit the [[You|dipshit]] [[jailbait|teenage]] [[whore|girls]] on [[MySpace]] and [[YouTube]] to get their e-fame and their IRL monies. But fuck it, we at [[ED]] would love to have known a way to [[Nigger|somehow make a quick buck looking like fags]]. So you see, you shouldn't hate them because of their shitty music, their [[Scene|Scenefag]] looks, or their likelihood of being [[nerd|nerds in high school]] who didn't get beaten up enough — you '''should''' hate them for taking the idea you never thought of to make a [[Jew gold|SHITLOAD of money]], getting out of their [[basement]] and talking to a girl, and for contributing to [[Cancer|the cancer that's killing techno]]. | ||
Also of ironic note: neither they, [[Scenewhore|their fans]], or probably [[you|readers of this section]] will get the [[YHBT|cycle of the abuse]] that is still continuing with these very words. | Also of ironic note: neither they, [[Scenewhore|their fans]], or probably [[you|readers of this section]] will get the [[YHBT|cycle of the abuse]] that is still continuing with these very words. | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:45, 16 March 2018
New Mexico doesn't have much to be noteworthy for. Shitty internet service (mostly Comcast or DSL from the late 90's), defunct military installations (thanks to UFO conspiracies), and a fucked-all film industry producing things on the extremely cheap for cable television. The music to come from it is no different — being known for maybe 3 musicians/bands:
- The Shins, a VERY old, semi-decent band nobody under the age of 30 cares about
- Mexican that wrote the award-winning song The Weary Kind for the 2009 movie Crazy Heart
- And its greatest shame...
BrokeNCYDE
BrokeNCYDE (pronounced Broke Inside) are not only the most over-hyped band to have come out of New Mexico, but to have come out of the USA in general around 2006. To hear them is to know the death of music; to see them is to wish blindness on yourself; to meet them is to wish a Holocaust upon their "fanbase" for getting them here. Of course, nothing can really beat what they think of themselves, so let's get right to that:
You read that correctly. A mix of hardcore screamo, modern hip hop and throw in a little bit of everything that's wrong with teenagers and then you have BrokeNCYDE in a nutshell. Not only do they try to pass this unholy audio concoction off as "original" but none of them have any talent whatsoever.
Something of note missing from this description was that of Antz, the fourth "member" who's more-or-less their stage-effects bitch. He has the challenging job of pushing the buttons on a fog machine, pressing the other 87 buttons on PhatJ's keyboard, and selling their blinged-out merch whenever their booth-guys are busy scamming on Jailbait in the parking lot. They've also done some songs with Hip-hop and Hyphy elites, such as E-40; besides possibly The Lonely Island, this is the first time a joke band full of white kids from the suburbs ever got some urban help with their music.
Bree the Crunk Pig
As part of their shtick, the boys would beat up on a dude in a pigsuit as a tribute to their distaste for THE PIGS. This attention-whoring was a bit funny, considering the Albuquerque Police are almost as fucked up as the LAPD, and a lot of niggers would love a crack at some of them off the clock for all the shit they pull. However, seeing as these four kids have probably never dealt with anything worse than a parking ticket (and they probably got out of that somehow), and the girly vocal styling of songs like BREE BREE, no one who's dealt with the cops on the regular could take these faggots seriously. Eventually he became a bit of an old meme, though at times they get Antz or a random roadie to wear the smelly, destroyed remains of the Bree costume for nostalgia's sake, or to piss off the person who doesn't have a choice in the matter besides quitting.
Lyrics
—Meghan Bainum and Harold Johns III, The Rathaus | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video |
Reviews?
Be it blogs or IRL magazines, there are almost always bad reviews of BrokeNCYDE's shit. Now, this isn't bad reviews like back in the 80's, where some snooty critic wouldn't like a Rock or a Metal band for being as such, but because BrokeNCYDE is utter shit despite whatever genre they were. When you think on all the Crunkcore-related bands, you can usually find a "good" with them; Hollywood Undead expands into other shitty genres, 3OH!3 makes pretty lulzy videos, etc. BrokeNCYDE does none of these things — in fact, they somehow set their own genre back by years with poor video quality and even moar poor execution of the "lyrics" they write. Plus the claims that they invented Crunkcore is clever trolling or a terrible lie, as they're probably the youngest in The Game next to Millionaires.
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
Thankfully, YouTube comments from fans of theirs years ago have revealed that even they don't know what the fuck they were thinking when they were listening to this godawful shit.
Camwhore Archives
Almost bigger than the 4chan's /b/ collections, these guys used to have a section on their MySpace Pictures dedicated to, you guessed it, camwhores. Scenewhores the world over would flash their barely-legal (sometimes ILLegal) cleavage, tits, panties, etc., all with Sharpie'd-on band-member names, "BC13," the band's name, or otherwise on their exposed bodies. The band eventually began to take all the Tagged images and try to catch them all before MySpace told them to cut that shit out. Before the crackdown(s) on the galleries upon galleries of teens, both females and males, stripping clothing and appeasing their Crunk gods, some of the best pictures were fapped over or mocked by blogs, forums, or even the band themselves.
Trolling
Okay, after reading all the blogs, hearing all the songs, and even seeing some of their concerts, one has to ask - are they trolling us all? The answer is an emphatic probably. However, what should be noted is that if they had any actual talent over the last 4-5 years, they wouldn't have had to exploit the dipshit teenage girls on MySpace and YouTube to get their e-fame and their IRL monies. But fuck it, we at ED would love to have known a way to somehow make a quick buck looking like fags. So you see, you shouldn't hate them because of their shitty music, their Scenefag looks, or their likelihood of being nerds in high school who didn't get beaten up enough — you should hate them for taking the idea you never thought of to make a SHITLOAD of money, getting out of their basement and talking to a girl, and for contributing to the cancer that's killing techno.
Also of ironic note: neither they, their fans, or probably readers of this section will get the cycle of the abuse that is still continuing with these very words.
See Also
External Links
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BrokeNCYDE is part of a series on Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage. |
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BrokeNCYDE is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
| BrokeNCYDE is part of a series on Dying Alone
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