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{{Ibhead|<big>'''El Pirata de Culiacán'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Mexico|Mexicunt]] [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 18, [[2000]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 18, [[2017]] (aged 17)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Youtube|Jewtuber]] & Alcoholic}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Years Active'''|2016-2017}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Died becuz'''|Gunshot Wounds ([[WTF|15x]])}} | |||
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[[File:MexicanPirate.jpg|thumb|El Pirata de Culiacán]] | [[File:MexicanPirate.jpg|thumb|El Pirata de Culiacán]] | ||
'''Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales''' (a.k.a. '''El Pirata de Culiacán''') was a 17-year-old [[Mexican]] [[YouTuber]], [[No life|internet personality]] and professional [[Brian Peppers]] lookalike who enjoyed making shitty videos of himself getting piss [[drunk]], hanging with his [[bitches]] and [[vomiting]]. | '''[[Powerword|Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales]]''' (a.k.a. '''El [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Pirata]] de Culiacán''') was a 17-year-old [[Mexican]] [[YouTuber]], [[No life|internet personality]] and professional [[Brian Peppers]] lookalike who enjoyed making shitty videos of himself getting piss [[drunk]], hanging with his [[bitches]] and [[vomiting]]. | ||
Unfortunately for Rosales, he eventually made the mistake of getting so drunk that he recorded a video where he told a notorious Mexican [[Zaiger|drug lord]] named '''El Mencho''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes''') to suck his cock. Fortunately for everyone else, he uploaded the video to YouTube like a complete [[retard]] and was promptly gunned down at a bar by members of '''Cártel de Jalisco Nueva Generación'''. | Unfortunately for Rosales, he eventually made the mistake of getting so drunk that he recorded a video where he told a notorious Mexican [[Zaiger|drug lord]] named '''El Mencho''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Nemesio Oseguera [[Colegio Cervantes shooting|Cervantes]]''') to suck his cock. Fortunately for everyone else, he uploaded the video to YouTube like a complete [[retard]] and was promptly gunned down at a bar by members of '''Cártel de Jalisco Nueva Generación'''. | ||
Considering cartels are known for their creative [[Mortal Kombat|fatalities]], the [[Fat|gordito]] got it pretty easy. 15 bullets to the gut compared to being burnt alive or [https://seegore.com/rival-gang-member-flayed-tortured-and-beheaded/ funkytowned] is definitely preferable. | Considering cartels are known for their creative [[Mortal Kombat|fatalities]], the [[Fat|gordito]] got it pretty easy. 15 bullets to the gut compared to being burnt alive or [https://seegore.com/rival-gang-member-flayed-tortured-and-beheaded/ funkytowned] is definitely preferable. | ||
{{quote|El Mencho a mí me pela la verga|Mexican Peppers tells a drug lord to suck his cock}} | {{quote|El Mencho a mí me pela la [[Micropenis|verga]]|Mexican Peppers [[Retard|tells a drug lord to suck his cock]]}} | ||
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| El Pirata de Culiacán | |
| Nationality: | Mexicunt 
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| Born | April 18, 2000 |
| Died | December 18, 2017 (aged 17) |
| Occupation | Jewtuber & Alcoholic |
| Years Active | 2016-2017 |
| Died becuz | Gunshot Wounds (15x) |
Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales (a.k.a. El Pirata de Culiacán) was a 17-year-old Mexican YouTuber, internet personality and professional Brian Peppers lookalike who enjoyed making shitty videos of himself getting piss drunk, hanging with his bitches and vomiting.
Unfortunately for Rosales, he eventually made the mistake of getting so drunk that he recorded a video where he told a notorious Mexican drug lord named El Mencho (Powerword: Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes) to suck his cock. Fortunately for everyone else, he uploaded the video to YouTube like a complete retard and was promptly gunned down at a bar by members of Cártel de Jalisco Nueva Generación.
Considering cartels are known for their creative fatalities, the gordito got it pretty easy. 15 bullets to the gut compared to being burnt alive or funkytowned is definitely preferable.
—Mexican Peppers tells a drug lord to suck his cock | ||
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