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Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!</span>. This time, a man by the name of ''' | Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!</span>. This time, a man by the name of '''Philipp Fusz''' went on a spree shooting in a Jehovah's witness hall, in Hamburg, Germany, killing 6 and [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|an unborn baby]], and wounding 8 before [[An Hero|an heroing]] by H&K Brainwash. | ||
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Around 9:00 PM, our hero Phil starts the amoklauf, with his banhammer, a H&K P30. Phil, shots several times to a woman, [[Fail|failing every shot]]. Then, shots around 10 times to the "Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall", before entering. Inside, he broke in a room, and fired over 135 rounds, killing 6 NPCs, plus an unborn one and wounding 8 others. At 9:08, he fires the last shot, [[An Hero|to himself]], ending with a miserable high score of 7 kills and 8 failed. At 9:09, the Bundespolizei went upstairs and saw all the failure, and the gunman, dead. | Around 9:00 PM, our hero Phil starts the amoklauf, with his banhammer, a H&K P30. Phil, shots several times to a woman, [[Fail|failing every shot]]. Then, shots around 10 times to the "Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall", before entering. Inside, he broke in a room, and fired over 135 rounds, killing 6 NPCs, plus an unborn one and wounding 8 others. At 9:08, he fires the last shot, [[An Hero|to himself]], ending with a miserable high score of 7 kills and 8 failed. At 9:09, the Bundespolizei went upstairs and saw all the failure, and the gunman, dead. | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:25, 28 December 2024
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Philipp Fusz is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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This page has potential but it needs a lot of work. It could benefit from content and drama. Discuss edits that might add to the lulz on this article's talk page. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Philipp Fusz | |
| Born | September 18, 1987 |
| Died | March 9, 2023 (aged 35) |
| Nationality: | Kraut 
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| Occupation | Book Writer |
| Highscore | 7 kills (including an unborn baby), 8 injured |
| Top 50? | Nope |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!. This time, a man by the name of Philipp Fusz went on a spree shooting in a Jehovah's witness hall, in Hamburg, Germany, killing 6 and an unborn baby, and wounding 8 before an heroing by H&K Brainwash.
Background
Philipp Fusz AKA: Philipp F., was a 35-year-old former Jehovah witness, who was at the scene of the shooting, as a listener to the sermons. He was born on 1987, in Germany. He grew up in the city of Kempten, in Bavaria. On 2022, he published a book called The Truth About God, Jesus Christ and Satan: A New Reflected View of Epochal Dimensions.. The book, has some biographical shit about him, claiming that he visited hell for 3 years and having "Angelic fans". He also said that the Ruskieland's invasion on Ukraine is a god cleansing on Ukrainian sex workers. On January 2023, Phil, held a banhammer license and a permission to have a P30. On February 2023, the bundespolizei began a investigation on him, about his book and his banhammer license, but on the February 7, quited it because it wasn't a very dangerous motive against society.
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Amoklauf time
Around 9:00 PM, our hero Phil starts the amoklauf, with his banhammer, a H&K P30. Phil, shots several times to a woman, failing every shot. Then, shots around 10 times to the "Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall", before entering. Inside, he broke in a room, and fired over 135 rounds, killing 6 NPCs, plus an unborn one and wounding 8 others. At 9:08, he fires the last shot, to himself, ending with a miserable high score of 7 kills and 8 failed. At 9:09, the Bundespolizei went upstairs and saw all the failure, and the gunman, dead.
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| Kill count: | 7/20 8 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Aim better faggot |
| Style: | 15/20 Pwning Jehovah's witness |
| Butthurt: | 6/20 Who cares actually? |
| Bonus: | 10/20 For an hero |
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