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Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!</span>. This time, a man by the name of '''{{Glowtext|Philipp Fusz}}''', went on a spree shooting in a Jehovah's witness hall, in Hamburg, Germany, killing 6 and [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|an unborn baby]], and wounding 8 before [[An Hero|an heroing]] by H&K Brainwash.  
Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!</span>. This time, a man by the name of '''Philipp Fusz'''{{christian}} went on a spree shooting in a Jehovah's witness hall, in Hamburg, Germany, killing 6 and [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|an unborn baby]], and wounding 8 before [[An Hero|an heroing]] by H&K Brainwash.  


== Background ==
== Background ==


Philipp Fusz AKA: Philipp F., was a 35-year-old former [[Shit nobody cares about|Jehovah witness]], who was at the scene of the shooting, as a listener to the sermons. He was born on 1987, in Germany. He grew up in the city of Kempten, in Bavaria. On 2022, he published a book called '''The Truth About God, Jesus Christ and [[Satan Claus|Satan]]: A New Reflected View of Epochal Dimensions.'''. The book, has some biographical shit about him, claiming that he visited hell for 3 years and having "[[Demon|Angelic]] [[Haters gonna hate|fans]]". He also said that the [[Russia|Ruskieland]]'s invasion on Ukraine is a god cleansing on Ukrainian [[Bitch|sex workers]]. On January 2023, Phil, held a banhammer license and a permission to have a P30. On February 2023, the bundespolizei began a investigation on him, about his book and his banhammer license, but on the February 7, quited it because it wasn't a very dangerous motive against society.  
Philipp Fusz AKA: Philipp F., was a 35-year-old former [[Jehova's Witness]], who was at the scene of the shooting, as a listener to the sermons. He was born on 1987, in Germany. He grew up in the city of Kempten, in Bavaria. On 2022, he published a book called '''The Truth About God, Jesus Christ and [[Satan Claus|Satan]]: A New Reflected View of Epochal Dimensions.'''. The book, has some biographical shit about him, claiming that [[lie|he visited hell for 3 years]] and having "[[Demon|Angelic]] [[Haters gonna hate|fans]]". He also said that the [[Russia|Ruskieland]]'s invasion on Ukraine is god's cleansing of Ukrainian [[Bitch|sex workers]]. On January 2023, Phil, held a banhammer license and thus permission to have an H&K P30. On February 2023, ze bundespolizei began a investigation on him, about his book and his banhammer license, but on the February 7, the investigation was halted because [[dumbass|they thought he wasn't a threat]].


{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}
== Amoklauf ==
== Amoklauf ==
=== Loadout ===
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*'''Primary''': H&K P30
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*Only a good 9mm/.40 gun can do shit. '''30-35 Damage'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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*'''Invisible to any police helicopter or distracted NPC'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Christian
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*45% Damage increase to Those who follow the world rather than Christ.
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*'''Spell''': Schizophrenia
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*2x Damage to everything, even the player
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=== Amoklauf time ===
[[File:PhilippFPlace.jpg|thumb|left|Map: De_Hamburger]]
[[File:PhilippFPlace.jpg|thumb|left|Map: De_Hamburger]]
Around 9:00 PM, our hero Phil starts the amoklauf, with his banhammer, a H&K P30. Phil, shots several times to a woman, [[Fail|failing every shot]]. Then, shots around 10 times to the "Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall", before entering. Inside, he broke in a room, and fired over 135 rounds, killing 6 NPCs, plus an unborn one and wounding 8 others. At 9:08, he fires the last shot, [[An Hero|to himself]], ending with a miserable high score of 7 kills and 8 failed. At 9:09, the Bundespolizei went upstairs and saw all the failure, and the gunman, dead.
Around 9:00 PM, our crusader Phil starts the amoklauf, with his banhammer, a H&K P30. Phil, shots several times to a woman, [[Fail|failing every shot]]. Then, shots around 10 times to the "Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall", before entering. Inside, he broke in a room, and fired over 135 rounds, killing 6 NPCs, plus an unborn one and wounding 8 others. At 9:08, he fires the last shot, [[An Hero|to himself]], ending with a miserable high score of 7 kills and 8 failed. At 9:09, the Bundespolizei went upstairs and saw all the failure, and the gunman, dead.
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PhilippFuszSonboly.png|[[Gen Z|Sonboly Cosplay rite now. Jehovah's hall gonna be fire]]
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PhilippFuszWide.jpg|Bigger, enhanced image
Zelenskyyshooting.png|thumb|Sighting of Fusz at the JW hall
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== Graded Score ==
== Graded Score ==


{{GradedScore|7|8 injured|8|Aim better faggot|10|Pwning Jehovah's witness|5|Who cares actually?|10|For an hero|40|D|CLICK AN AD TO REVIVE!}}
{{GradedScore|7|8 injured|8|Aim better faggot|15|Pwning Jehovah's witness|6|Who cares actually?|10|For an hero|47|E-|CLICK AN AD TO REVIVE!}}


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*[[Tobias Rathjen]]
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== External Links ==
*{{Wikilink|2023_Hamburg_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{Wayback|https://philippfusz.com/|20230310152718|title=Archive of his website}}
*[[:Media:The Truth About God, Jesus Christ and Satan A New Reflected View of Epochal Dimensions.pdf|His book]]


 
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Philipp Fusz is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore.


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Philipp Fusz
Born September 18, 1987
Died March 9, 2023 (aged 35)
Nationality: Kraut  
Occupation Book Writer
Highscore 7 kills (including an unborn baby), 8 injured
Top 50? Nope
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Deus Vult
Schizophrenia


Yet another repetitive boring mass shooting article, as always. So... A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!. This time, a man by the name of Philipp Fusz went on a spree shooting in a Jehovah's witness hall, in Hamburg, Germany, killing 6 and an unborn baby, and wounding 8 before an heroing by H&K Brainwash.

Background

Philipp Fusz AKA: Philipp F., was a 35-year-old former Jehova's Witness, who was at the scene of the shooting, as a listener to the sermons. He was born on 1987, in Germany. He grew up in the city of Kempten, in Bavaria. On 2022, he published a book called The Truth About God, Jesus Christ and Satan: A New Reflected View of Epochal Dimensions.. The book, has some biographical shit about him, claiming that he visited hell for 3 years and having "Angelic fans". He also said that the Ruskieland's invasion on Ukraine is god's cleansing of Ukrainian sex workers. On January 2023, Phil, held a banhammer license and thus permission to have an H&K P30. On February 2023, ze bundespolizei began a investigation on him, about his book and his banhammer license, but on the February 7, the investigation was halted because they thought he wasn't a threat.

Amoklauf

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: H&K P30
  • Only a good 9mm/.40 gun can do shit. 30-35 Damage
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Invisible to any police helicopter or distracted NPC
  • Perk 2: Christian
  • 45% Damage increase to Those who follow the world rather than Christ.
  • Spell: Schizophrenia
  • 2x Damage to everything, even the player


Amoklauf time

Map: De_Hamburger

Around 9:00 PM, our crusader Phil starts the amoklauf, with his banhammer, a H&K P30. Phil, shots several times to a woman, failing every shot. Then, shots around 10 times to the "Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall", before entering. Inside, he broke in a room, and fired over 135 rounds, killing 6 NPCs, plus an unborn one and wounding 8 others. At 9:08, he fires the last shot, to himself, ending with a miserable high score of 7 kills and 8 failed. At 9:09, the Bundespolizei went upstairs and saw all the failure, and the gunman, dead.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 7/20 8 injured
Accuracy: 8/20 Aim better faggot
Style: 15/20 Pwning Jehovah's witness
Butthurt: 6/20 Who cares actually?
Bonus: 10/20 For an hero
Total Score: 47/100 (E-)
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