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As with any online endeavor, online dating is full of misleading words, tricky people, and outright [[lie]]s. | As with any online endeavor, online dating is full of misleading words, tricky people, and outright [[lie]]s. | ||
==Women | ==Women Seeking Men: Common Terms== | ||
*'''[[Voluptuous]]''': This is what a fat girl says when she has not come to terms with the fact that she is, indeed, fat. | *'''[[Voluptuous]]''': This (or '''curvy''') is what a fat girl says when she has not come to terms with the fact that she is, indeed, fat. | ||
*'''[[BBW]]''': This stands for "Big Beautiful Woman". It also means "I'm fat, but I'm ok with it." | *'''[[BBW]]''': This stands for "Big Beautiful Woman". It also means "I'm fat, but I'm ok with it." | ||
*'''Free-spirited''': Synonym for filthy [[hippy]] [[slut]]. | *'''Free-spirited''': Synonym for filthy [[hippy]] [[slut]]. | ||
*'''Shallow/Superficial''': You are shallow and/or superficial if you do not like fat chicks. | *'''Shallow/Superficial''': You are shallow and/or superficial if you do not like fat chicks. | ||
*'''Not skinny, but not huge''': Synonym for [[voluptuous]]. | *'''Not skinny, but not huge''': Synonym for [[voluptuous]]. | ||
*'''[[Real man]]''': Synonym for pussy whipped. | *'''[[Real man]]''': Synonym for [[Pussy-whipped|pussy whipped]]. | ||
*'''[[rape|Knows how to treat a lady]]''': Synonym for [[real man]] | *'''[[rape|Knows how to treat a lady]]''': Synonym for [[real man]] | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Slut|Outgoing]]''': A girl who admits to being outgoing, in all actuality, just fucks every guy within a 5-mile radius. | ||
*'''Independent''': Synonym for [[feminist]] [[dyke]] | *'''Independent''': Synonym for [[feminist]] [[dyke]] that doesn't cook. | ||
*'''"My friends say..."''' or '''"Some guys tell me..."''': This is the beginning of a sentence that is a [[lie]] | *'''"[[Some Argue|My friends say]]..."''' or '''"Some guys tell me..."''': This is the beginning of a sentence that is a [[lie]] | ||
*'''"Not a ho"''': She's a | *'''"Not a ho"''': She's a slut; expects no compensation. | ||
*'''"Easy going"''': Easy. | *'''"Easy going"''': Easy. | ||
*'''"Fun"''': | *'''"Fun"''': Puta junkie whore. | ||
As We here at [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|ED]] researched, we found that 99% of all terms found in women's profiles mean one of nine things. They are: | As We here at [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|ED]] researched, we found that 99% of all terms found in women's profiles mean one of nine things. They are: | ||
*'''I'm fat | *'''I'm fat. | ||
*'''I'm ugly | *'''I'm ugly. | ||
*'''I have no social skills | *'''I have no social skills. | ||
*'''I'm fat | *'''I'm fat. | ||
*'''I'm a slut | *'''I'm a slut. | ||
*'''Even my mother hates me, mainly because of the fact that I'm an | *'''Even my mother hates me, mainly because of the fact that I'm an insufferable bitch. | ||
*'''I'm fat | *'''I'm fat. | ||
*'''I'm letting myself go and have the self-esteem to match. | *'''I'm letting myself go and have the self-esteem to match. | ||
*And last, but not least... '''I'm fat. | *And last, but not least... '''I'm fat. | ||
==Men | ==Men Seeking [[no|Women]]: Common Terms== | ||
*'''Sensitive''': Also known as [[gay|in the closet]]. Synonym for "gets beat up frequently." | *'''Sensitive''': Also known as [[gay|in the closet]]. Synonym for "gets beat up frequently." | ||
*'''Romantic''': Will do anything to [[get laid]]. | *'''Romantic''': Will do anything to [[get laid]]. | ||
*'''"Want to hang out?"''': Translation: " | *'''"Want to hang out?"''': Translation: "Wanna fuck?" | ||
*'''"Want to [[Cool Story, Bro|become a woman, die and win me a Heisman Trophy?]]" Translation: "[[Manti Te'o|Want to become a woman, die, win me a Heisman Trophy and have gay sex with me?]]" | *'''"Want to [[Cool Story, Bro|become a woman, die and win me a Heisman Trophy?]]" Translation: "[[Manti Te'o|Want to become a woman, die, win me a Heisman Trophy and have gay sex with me?]]" | ||
*'''"Rejected by too many women"''': This might get you on CNN- no need to go into too much detail about what I mean by that. | |||
There were fewer hidden meanings in men's profiles. Guys are pretty much: | There were fewer hidden meanings in men's profiles. Guys are pretty much: | ||
# Queer and/or get beat up, or | # Queer and/or get beat up, or | ||
# Want to get laid. | # Want to get laid. | ||
Please note that there are some good looking men using online dating sites. These men will either kill you, or they can only get off via sexual practices so [[furry|disgusting]] they can't find a [[whore|paid professional]] to do the [[pain series|dirty work]]. | Please note that there are some good looking men using online dating sites. These men will either kill (and possibly eat) you, or they can only get off via sexual practices so [[furry|disgusting]] they can't find a [[whore|paid professional]] to do the [[pain series|dirty work]]. | ||
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File:Tindr_pick-up_line.png|You | |||
File:Tindr_pick-up_line_2.png|Also you | |||
File:First date with an alpha.jpg|Not you | |||
File:Dating Pool 30s.jpg | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Latest revision as of 21:19, 1 January 2019
Online Dating is a modern phenomenon in that, regardless of how many freakish, desperate, fat and dirty people we meet, we continue to search online for "The Right One". Every online dater knows that their so called "girlfriend" actually isn't interested at all in them, nevertheless they refuse to admit it. Their empty lives leave them with nothing to do besides go on some instant messenger or chat and type things such as "*sticks his 20 inch cock in 2 her ass super hard*" and "*grunts and screems as he shoots 2 galons of seemen into her body*". Anyways internet dating is for faggots that are too ugly to get a date in real life, so they resort to online relationships which they deem "Just as good.".
As with any online endeavor, online dating is full of misleading words, tricky people, and outright lies.
Women Seeking Men: Common Terms
- Voluptuous: This (or curvy) is what a fat girl says when she has not come to terms with the fact that she is, indeed, fat.
- BBW: This stands for "Big Beautiful Woman". It also means "I'm fat, but I'm ok with it."
- Free-spirited: Synonym for filthy hippy slut.
- Shallow/Superficial: You are shallow and/or superficial if you do not like fat chicks.
- Not skinny, but not huge: Synonym for voluptuous.
- Real man: Synonym for pussy whipped.
- Knows how to treat a lady: Synonym for real man
- Outgoing: A girl who admits to being outgoing, in all actuality, just fucks every guy within a 5-mile radius.
- Independent: Synonym for feminist dyke that doesn't cook.
- "My friends say..." or "Some guys tell me...": This is the beginning of a sentence that is a lie
- "Not a ho": She's a slut; expects no compensation.
- "Easy going": Easy.
- "Fun": Puta junkie whore.
As We here at ED researched, we found that 99% of all terms found in women's profiles mean one of nine things. They are:
- I'm fat.
- I'm ugly.
- I have no social skills.
- I'm fat.
- I'm a slut.
- Even my mother hates me, mainly because of the fact that I'm an insufferable bitch.
- I'm fat.
- I'm letting myself go and have the self-esteem to match.
- And last, but not least... I'm fat.
Men Seeking Women: Common Terms
- Sensitive: Also known as in the closet. Synonym for "gets beat up frequently."
- Romantic: Will do anything to get laid.
- "Want to hang out?": Translation: "Wanna fuck?"
- "Want to become a woman, die and win me a Heisman Trophy?" Translation: "Want to become a woman, die, win me a Heisman Trophy and have gay sex with me?"
- "Rejected by too many women": This might get you on CNN- no need to go into too much detail about what I mean by that.
There were fewer hidden meanings in men's profiles. Guys are pretty much:
- Queer and/or get beat up, or
- Want to get laid.
Please note that there are some good looking men using online dating sites. These men will either kill (and possibly eat) you, or they can only get off via sexual practices so disgusting they can't find a paid professional to do the dirty work.
Gallery
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See Also
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