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{{quote|Give. Them. Hell.|John Earnest before causing virtually no damage whatsoever.}}
On the last day of Passover, only a month after the [[Christchurch mosque shootings]] and exactly six months after the [[2018 Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting]], it was only a matter of time before that [[murder|massacre]] of incredible hilarity would spawn a copycat criminal. '''John Timothy Earnest'''{{Christian}} was a random [[US|American]] 19-year-old [[loser]] who became the first disciple of [[Saint Tarrant]] after [[mass shooting|shooting up]] the [[Jews|Chabad of Poway Synagogue]] in the name of saving the [[White devil|Aryan race]] from [[Jews]] or some shit like that. He livestreamed it but the dumb cracker [[retard|set the stream as private]] so nobody could watch it.
Only a month after the [[Christchurch|Christchurch mosque shootings]], <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS</span>: John Timothy Earnest is a random American {{age|1999|06|08}}-year old [[Loser|loser]] who became the first disciple of [[Saint Tarrant]] after shooting up the [[Jews|Chabad of Poway Synagogue]] in the name of saving the [[White devil|Aryan race]] from [[Jews]] or some shit like that. He livestreamed it but the dumb cracker [[retard|set the stream as private]] so nobody could watch it.
Normally, we'd put the subject's name in bold in the lead section but why bother, honestly? No one will ever remember this guy and he is hardly important. The [[Old Media|(((media)))]] sort of yawned and lost interest after day 1 when it turned out the shooter despised [[The Donald|Trump]], so there was no chance of spinning it into a Trump-bashing opportunity. [[Israel]] cashed in a bit by blaming Arabs but [[Typical|Jews gonna Jew]]. It barely even sparked any buzz on the old mass shooting [[meme]].
Normally, we'd put the subject's name in bold in the lead sectiom but why bother, honestly? No one will ever remember this guy and he is hardly important. The [[Old Media|(((media)))]] sort of yawned and lost interest after day 1 when it turned out the shooter despised [[The Donald|Trump]], so there was no chance of spinning it into a Trump-bashing opportunity. Israel cashed in a bit by blaming Arabs but [[Typical|Jews gonna Jew]]. It barely even sparked any buzz on the old [[Mass shooting|mass shooting]] meme.
John is only remembered for being the first mass shooter retard inspired by [[Brenton Tarrant]], and even then that is only by weirdos like you and I. Labelling John a [[terrorist]] would be an insult to all those who've sacrificed their lives for the advancement of the art; this cocky [[8chan]] twat couldn't even score past a 60-year-old pensioner minding her own business. He is further proof that [[California|Californians]] really shouldn't get involved in anything [[Assault rifle|gun]]-related.
John is only remembered for being the first [[mass shooter]]/retard inspired by [[Brenton Tarrant]], and even then that it only by weirds like you and I. Labelling John a [[Terrorist|terrorist]] would be an insult to all those who've sacrificed their lives for the advancement of the art; this cocky 8chan twat couldn't even score past a 60-year-old pensioner minding her own business. He is further proof that [[Retards|Californians]] really shouldn't get involved in anything [[Assault rifle|gun]]-related.
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==Background==
==Background==
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[[File:John_Earnest_-_Original_Thread_Screenshot_13192921.jpg|John Earnest - Original Thread Screenshot 13192921.jpg|thumb|center|Wanting to be remembered like Brenton, John’s final messages on /pol/.|250px]]
[[File:John_Earnest_-_Original_Thread_Screenshot_13192921.jpg|John Earnest - Original Thread Screenshot 13192921.jpg|thumb|center|"[[Meme magic]] is real." - John’s final message on /pol/.|500px]]
[[file:EarnestFire.jpeg|thumb|right|Stuff he spray pointed onto the parking lot of the mosque he set alight.|250px]]
[[file:EarnestFire.jpeg|thumb|right|Edgy shit he spray painted onto the parking lot of the mosque he lit up.|250px]]
John was radicalized after joining [[8chan|8chan]]'s /[[Poll|pol]]/ and immediately feeling right at home. Despite actually being polite, fairly popular and having a bright future ahead of him, he became [[Alt-Right|an angry “White supremacist” basement-dweller]] in just under 18 months. Inspired by the heroic deeds of [[Robert Bowers|Robert Bowers]] and [[Brenton Tarrant|Saint Brenton Tarrant]], John sat himself down and wrote a [[Shitpost|terrible manifesto]] full of even worserer shitposting than Tarrant's. Since he was just [[delusional]] about being the vanguard of a new race war, he padded his writings with [[USI|ludicrously self-aggrandizing statements]]. The cringiest of these was about how he hoped to be released from prison when [[ZOG|ZOG]] was overthrown, and would then lead soldiers against the Enemies of the White Race.
John was radicalized after joining [[8chan|8chan]]'s /[[Poll|pol]]/ and immediately feeling right at home. Despite actually being polite, fairly popular and having a bright future ahead of him, he became [[Alt-Right|an angry “White supremacist” basement-dweller]] in just under 18 months. Inspired by the heroic deeds of [[Robert Bowers|Robert Bowers]] and [[Brenton Tarrant|Saint Brenton Tarrant]], John sat himself down and wrote a [[Shitpost|terrible manifesto]] full of even worserer shitposting than Tarrant's. Since he was just [[delusional]] about being the vanguard of a new race war, he padded his writings with [[USI|ludicrously self-aggrandizing statements]]. The cringiest of these was about how he hoped to be released from prison when [[ZOG|ZOG]] was overthrown, and would then lead soldiers against the Enemies of the White Race.
He tried [[Arson|setting fire]] to a mosque, but hadn't realized that [[Sandniggers|sandniggers]] sleep inside the goddamned things. So the Muzzies woke up, put the fire out while yawning, and went back to sleep. He boasted in his manifesto about [[Getting away with it|getting away with it]], but the sad truth is the Islams probably thought it was some homeless bum's campfire and never realized they'd been attacked at all. This brings us to the Day Of Action itself.
He tried [[Arson|setting fire]] to a [[Islam|mosque]], but hadn't realized that [[Sandniggers|sandniggers]] sleep inside the goddamned things. So the Muzzies woke up, put the fire out while yawning, and went back to sleep. He boasted in his manifesto about [[Getting away with it|getting away with it]], but the sad truth is the Islams probably thought it was some homeless bum's campfire and never realized they'd been attacked at all. This brings us to the true Day Of Action itself.
=== Gay Manifesto ===
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== Shooting ==
== Shooting ==
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After making a mandatory post on /pol/, John got [[Mecha-Dildo|tooled up]], drove to a local synagogue (which he believed to be his local ZOG branch), and walked in with adrenaline surging through his thin teenage veins like spinach through Popeye. This probably explains why he then [[Irony|sprayed-and-prayed]] like a hyperactive toddler's first time with bubble-mix, and caused about as much damage. He blew the fingers off a rabbi's hand and took out one whole Jewess. At that point, his rifle jammed and some jacked jew twice the size of John finally noticed him and [[Literally|shouted at him loudly]], causing Earnest to [[Pussybitch|shit himself]] and [[GTFO|run away]]. After fleeing the scene, Earnest actually called the cops on himself and was apprehended after surrendering without a struggle. Even [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]] had more fucking dignity than this.
After making a mandatory post on [[/pol/]], John got [[Mecha-Dildo|tooled up]], drove to a local synagogue (which he believed to be his local ZOG branch), and walked in with adrenaline surging through his thin teenage veins like spinach through Popeye. This probably explains why he then [[Irony|sprayed-and-prayed]] like a hyperactive toddler's first time with bubble-mix, and caused about as much damage. He blew the fingers off a rabbi's hand and took out one whole granny Jewess. At that point, his rifle jammed and some jacked jew twice the size of John finally noticed him and [[Literally|shouted at him loudly]], causing Earnest to [[Pussybitch|shit himself]] and [[GTFO|run away]]. After fleeing the scene, Earnest actually called the cops on himself and was apprehended after surrendering without a struggle. Even [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]] had more fucking dignity than this.
<b>FINAL TALLY</b>: 1.015 deaths (subject to downward revision if the Rabbi's fingers get stitched back on). He didn't even shoot himself out of shame and self-loathing. If this is the alt-right's idea of gaining popularity, then they should find a better PR guy.
<b>FINAL TALLY</b>: 1.015 deaths (subject to downward revision if the Rabbi's fingers get stitched back on). He didn't even shoot himself out of shame and self-loathing. If this is the alt-right's idea of gaining popularity, then they should find a better PR guy.
{{GradedScore|1|''(3 injured) - Even unarmed [[Kikes|kikes]] were a challenge for [[Nerd Rage|this fag'']]|0|''[[Forced Meme|Hit or Miss, I guess you never miss, huh?'']]|0|''[[BAWWWW]] manifesto, typical 4cuck's [[Pol|/pol/]] user''|1|''The usual "[[False flag|false flag]]" bawwing in 4chan, caused lulz for jews''|10|''[[Chris-Chan|Autist with rage]]''|12|(<b>F</b>)|DID WORSE THAN [[William Atchison|SOFA CUCK]]!!!!|}}
{{GradedScore|1|(3 injured) - Even unarmed [[Kikes|kikes]] were a challenge for [[Nerd Rage|this fag]]|0|[[Forced Meme|Hit or Miss, I guess you never miss, huh?]]|0|[[BAWWWW]] manifesto, typical 4cuck's [[Pol|/pol/]] user|1|The usual "[[False flag|false flag]]" bawwing in 4chan, caused lulz for jews|10|[[Chris-Chan|Autist with rage]]|12|F|Proved that the white race is a force to be reckoned with}}
What was the internets reaction? Nothing. [[Noone cares|No one was impressed]]. On [[8chan|8chan]], an [[FBI|FBI]] agent feebly tried to [https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| blame the whole thing] on [[Vladimir Putin|Putin]], but couldn't drum up much interest. Earnest does however manage to claw back one six-millionth of a point for cred, because he made [[PewDiePie|PewDiePie]][[Jew|✡]] feel so [[Butthurt|butthurt]] about the "Subscribe" meme, that the Pied Piper of Sweden made a sadface video about disowning the whole thing (because that tactic [[Sarcasm|worked so incredibly well]] when [[Pepe|Matt Furie killed off Pepe]].) John was arrested (obviously) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.
What was the internet's reaction? Nothing. [[Noone cares|No one was impressed]]. On [[8chan|8chan]], an [[FBI|FBI]] agent feebly tried to [https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| blame the whole thing] on [[Vladimir Putin|Putin]], but couldn't drum up much interest. As Johnny cited his religious beliefs as being a core part of his ideology, {{wayback|https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2019/04/christian-terrorist-john-earnest-issued-manifesto-before-california-synagogue-shooting/|20190502053122|title=atheists}} and {{wayback|https://www.getreligion.org/getreligion/2019/4/29/jyes-john-earnest-put-christian-label-into-play-thats-half-of-equation-reporters-need-to-cover|20240112050526|title=Christians}} battled it out in internet sissy fights. Earnest does however manage to claw back one six-millionth of a point for cred, because he made [[PewDiePie|PewDiePie]][[Jew|✡]] feel so [[Butthurt|butthurt]] about the "Subscribe" meme, that the Pied Piper of Sweden made a sadface video about disowning the whole thing (because that tactic [[Sarcasm|worked so incredibly well]] when [[Pepe|Matt Furie killed off Pepe]].) John was arrested (obviously) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.
[[File:Poway shooting pol's reaction.jpg|center|thumb|Reaction on /pol/|500px]]
===That Jew===
If there is one thing that can be said, the Rabbi who lost his child-molesting finger from the shooting, Yisroel [[1984|Goldstein]], ended up with a condition all too familiar for [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists|mass shooting survivors]]: [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]. Despite having done nothing but get shot, he was given highest honors and [[Trump]] brought him to the White House to [[Brainwash|educate]] the masses. He also got to write some articles for the [[Old Media|(((old media)))]], but oy vey! It's blocked by a paywall, so check out the archived version --> {{archive|yfl5P}}
On a brighter note, this fingerless faggot was {{wayback|https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdca/pr/san-diego-attorney-sentenced-500000-tax-fraud-former-chabad-poway-rabbi-goldstein|20230610143251|title=later convicted of tax fraud in 2022}} and given [[Banhammer|a time-out]]. Once a Jew, always a Jew.
File:PowayGun1.jpg|His AR. (Notice the California-compliant finned pistol grip and 10-round magazines)
File:PowayGun2.jpg|Gopro helmet and rifle in the passenger seat
File:EarnestAR15.png
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File:RabbiGoldstein.png|The Jew that got away
File:National Day of Prayer (47706587362).jpg|John was right
File:Lori-kaye-powayshooting.jpg|[https://www.facebook.com/fox5sandiego/videos/chabad-of-poway-shooting-john-earnest-the-22-year-old-former-nursing-student-who/607556126937487/ The oldfag he pwned]
*{{fb|john.earnest.96780|<s> John Earnest </s>}} - {{archive|P4zIM|(archive)}} - Fagbook account
*{{fb|john.earnest.315|His dad's account}} - Be sure to say hi!
*{{reddit|offmychest/comments/bi6wt9/i_knew_john_t_earnest_the_shooter_of_the_chabad|(reddit)}} - Firsthand account of Johnny
*[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/162518/longer-poway-synagogue-shooting-escondido-mosque Informational post on '''watchpeopledie.tv'''] (Faggots require a login)
*[https://www.facebook.com/ABC10News/videos/accused-synagogue-shooter-smiles-uses-hand-gesture-during-testimony/773432229761246/ A look inside the court]
*[https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/man-who-claims-he-chased-suspected-poway-synagogue-shooter-away-speaks-out| "When I shouted at him, the shooter looked at me before running out of the building."]
*[https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/man-who-claims-he-chased-suspected-poway-synagogue-shooter-away-speaks-out| "When I shouted at him, the shooter looked at me before running out of the building."]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://8ch.net/pol/res/13212937.html| "Saint Chad Earnest pleads not guilty"] - pol/ thread, May 1st-6th, 2019
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://8ch.net/pol/res/13212937.html| "Saint Chad Earnest pleads not guilty"] - pol/ thread, May 1st-6th, 2019
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| Pea-brained Fed on 8chan tries to blame Russia for the shooting, accidentally self-doxes]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| Pea-brained Fed on 8chan tries to blame Russia for the shooting, accidentally self-doxes]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://abcnews.go.com/US/fbi-warns-foreign-actors-sow-discord-wake-mass/story?id=63857763| FBI warns that "foreign actors" will use religious-targeted shootings to spread misinformation]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://abcnews.go.com/US/fbi-warns-foreign-actors-sow-discord-wake-mass/story?id=63857763| FBI warns that "foreign actors" will use religious-targeted shootings to spread misinformation]
*[https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/alleged-synagogue-shooters-family-involved-in-community-knew-he-had-a-problem Alleged synagogue shooter's family involved in community, knew he had a problem]
Normally, we'd put the subject's name in bold in the lead section but why bother, honestly? No one will ever remember this guy and he is hardly important. The (((media))) sort of yawned and lost interest after day 1 when it turned out the shooter despised Trump, so there was no chance of spinning it into a Trump-bashing opportunity. Israel cashed in a bit by blaming Arabs but Jews gonna Jew. It barely even sparked any buzz on the old mass shooting meme.
John is only remembered for being the first mass shooter retard inspired by Brenton Tarrant, and even then that is only by weirdos like you and I. Labelling John a terrorist would be an insult to all those who've sacrificed their lives for the advancement of the art; this cocky 8chan twat couldn't even score past a 60-year-old pensioner minding her own business. He is further proof that Californians really shouldn't get involved in anything gun-related.
"Meme magic is real." - John’s final message on /pol/.Edgy shit he spray painted onto the parking lot of the mosque he lit up.
John was radicalized after joining 8chan's /pol/ and immediately feeling right at home. Despite actually being polite, fairly popular and having a bright future ahead of him, he became an angry “White supremacist” basement-dweller in just under 18 months. Inspired by the heroic deeds of Robert Bowers and Saint Brenton Tarrant, John sat himself down and wrote a terrible manifesto full of even worserer shitposting than Tarrant's. Since he was just delusional about being the vanguard of a new race war, he padded his writings with ludicrously self-aggrandizing statements. The cringiest of these was about how he hoped to be released from prison when ZOG was overthrown, and would then lead soldiers against the Enemies of the White Race.
He tried setting fire to a mosque, but hadn't realized that sandniggers sleep inside the goddamned things. So the Muzzies woke up, put the fire out while yawning, and went back to sleep. He boasted in his manifesto about getting away with it, but the sad truth is the Islams probably thought it was some homeless bum's campfire and never realized they'd been attacked at all. This brings us to the true Day Of Action itself.
After making a mandatory post on pol, John got tooled up, drove to a local synagogue (which he believed to be his local ZOG branch), and walked in with adrenaline surging through his thin teenage veins like spinach through Popeye. This probably explains why he then sprayed-and-prayed like a hyperactive toddler's first time with bubble-mix, and caused about as much damage. He blew the fingers off a rabbi's hand and took out one whole granny Jewess. At that point, his rifle jammed and some jacked jew twice the size of John finally noticed him and shouted at him loudly, causing Earnest to shit himself and run away. After fleeing the scene, Earnest actually called the cops on himself and was apprehended after surrendering without a struggle. Even Couch Cuck had more fucking dignity than this.
FINAL TALLY: 1.015 deaths (subject to downward revision if the Rabbi's fingers get stitched back on). He didn't even shoot himself out of shame and self-loathing. If this is the alt-right's idea of gaining popularity, then they should find a better PR guy.
What was the internet's reaction? Nothing. No one was impressed. On 8chan, an FBI agent feebly tried to blame the whole thing on Putin, but couldn't drum up much interest. As Johnny cited his religious beliefs as being a core part of his ideology, atheists and Christians battled it out in internet sissy fights. Earnest does however manage to claw back one six-millionth of a point for cred, because he made PewDiePie✡ feel so butthurt about the "Subscribe" meme, that the Pied Piper of Sweden made a sadface video about disowning the whole thing (because that tactic worked so incredibly well when Matt Furie killed off Pepe.) John was arrested (obviously) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.
Reaction on /pol/
That Jew
If there is one thing that can be said, the Rabbi who lost his child-molesting finger from the shooting, Yisroel Goldstein, ended up with a condition all too familiar for mass shooting survivors: Unwarranted Self-Importance. Despite having done nothing but get shot, he was given highest honors and Trump brought him to the White House to educate the masses. He also got to write some articles for the (((old media))), but oy vey! It's blocked by a paywall, so check out the archived version --> (archive)
atheists and 
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😎
Looking forward to a bright future!
You can tell he’s in California, he is literally red
He will fuck your shit up
Yearbook photo
His piano vid before it got taken down
Staring down a spic
2022 mugshot
v&.
His AR. (Notice the California-compliant finned pistol grip and 10-round magazines)
Gopro helmet and rifle in the passenger seat
The Jew that got away
John was right
Some lolis he shot
Game over
8chan post
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Family's Statement
Earliest sighting
Knighted with sainthood
Going to jail for life but still has "white privilege"
Lulzy reactions from JewTube
TOW coverage
(reddit) (See removed posts: 1, 2) - Firsthand account of Johnny
