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'''Ignoring''' is the highly scientific process of not giving a fuck about someone or something. To ignore someone is to completely deprive them of any value in modern society, thus ensuring plenty of [[an hero|An Heros]]. | |||
Ignoring is the highly scientific process of not giving a fuck about someone or something. To ignore someone is to completely deprive them of any value in modern society, thus ensuring plenty of [[an hero|An Heros]]. | |||
==Attention Whores and Trolls== | ==Attention Whores and Trolls== | ||
A recent study by the United States Centers for Disease Control revealed that, despite the widespread public belief, [[attention | A recent study by the United States Centers for Disease Control revealed that, despite the widespread public belief, [[Attention Whore|attention whores]] and [[Trolls|trolls]] do not consume dog shit, used tampons, and spoiled milk to survive. Instead, it was found that they extract nutrition directly from messages posted on the [[internets]] telling them to [[STFU]] & [[GTFO]]. | ||
[[Over 9000]] subjects were selected for study over a 14-month period. For this project, a special algorithm was developed that could be installed on any forum server. Half of the test subjects would receive an automatic reply, poorly spelled, and typically in uppercase letters. The other half would be allowed to post, but would receive zero replies. | [[Over 9000]] subjects were selected for study over a 14-month period. For this project, a special algorithm was developed that could be installed on any forum server. Half of the test subjects would receive an automatic reply, poorly spelled, and typically in uppercase letters. The other half would be allowed to post, but would receive zero replies. | ||
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*[[Roman Showers]] | *[[Roman Showers]] | ||
*[[Rape]] | *[[Rape]] | ||
*Severe third-degree [[whore|whoreishness]] | *[[Extreme|Severe]], irreversible third-degree [[whore|whoreishness]] | ||
*Waving arms and genitalia in front of a webcam until injury occurs | *Waving arms and genitalia in front of a webcam until injury occurs | ||
*[[an hero|An Heroism]] | *[[an hero|An Heroism]] | ||
Persons who suffer from | Persons who suffer from stage four TARDS can expect to survive only a few weeks after diagnosis. It is believed that as the disease progresses, atrophy of the [[lulz]]-detecting part of the brain causes a massive influx of [[anti-lulz]]. The subsequent bitching due to anti-lulz overdose causes even trained medical personnel to not [[Shit nobody cares about|give a shit]] about the subject's well-being. The complete lack of attention from anyone or anything results in [[Death#E-Death|E-Death]]. | ||
====Michael Vick==== | ====Michael Vick==== | ||
<i>Main article: [[Michael Vick]]</i> | <i>Main article: [[Michael Vick]]</i> | ||
[[Last Thursday]], Michael Vick, an unwitting subject in the study, suffering severely from TARDS and [[Genital Herpes|genital herpes]], made a desperate move to ensure his survival. Working through back doors and deepthroat like encounters with [[homosexual]] reporters in parking garages, he revealed to the world that he was, in fact, a | [[Last Thursday]], Michael Vick, an unwitting subject in the study, suffering severely from TARDS and [[Genital Herpes|genital herpes]], made a desperate move to ensure his survival. Working through back doors and deepthroat like encounters with [[homosexual]] reporters in parking garages, he revealed to the world that he was, in fact, a [[Nigger|NEGRO]]. The resulting drama should be enough attention to sustain him until doctors can find a cure. | ||
====Ignoring | ====Ignoring Attention Whores==== | ||
The main goal | The main goal of ignoring attention whores is to have a great laugh about it. However, ignoring an attention whore for too long can have many terrifying consequences to both you and innocent bystanders: | ||
* You can get stabbed | * You can get stabbed. | ||
* You will be bitten immediately (If they can't get positive attention they try other varieties) | * You will be bitten immediately (If they can't get positive attention they try other varieties). | ||
* They will | * They will masturbate publicly with a wooden spoon. | ||
* They write terrible charges about you on twitter and/or facebook | * They write terrible charges about you on twitter and/or facebook and other, lesser social media. | ||
* You can get beaten up if | * <s>You can get beaten up if their father is a massive [[Nigger|super-ninja]]</s> ''Proofreader's note: [[Niggers|super-ninjas]] are sperm donors, not fathers.'' | ||
==Ignored on Youtube== | ==Ignored on Youtube== | ||
Weaboos, furries, your sister, | Weaboos, furries, your sister, vloggers and presidential candidates thrive on two things: Buckets of [[cum]], and attention. Without it, they die. | ||
===Lonelygirl15=== | ===Lonelygirl15=== | ||
Case in point, [[Lonelygirl15]]. Even though the whole thing is [[fiction|MADE THE FUCK UP]], it proves that if Anonymous pays attention to how to make people not pay attention to the attention people are getting, then attention for the attention-seeker will drop, and they die. Or something. | Case in point, [[Lonelygirl15]]. Even though the whole thing is [[fiction|MADE THE FUCK UP]], it proves that if Anonymous pays attention to how to make people not pay attention to the attention people are getting, then attention for the attention-seeker will drop, and they die. Or something. | ||
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===Firefly=== | ===Firefly=== | ||
[[Image:Firefly poster.jpg|thumb|right|YOU KILLED IT! I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!]] | [[Image:Firefly poster.jpg|thumb|right|YOU KILLED IT! I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!]] | ||
On the [[internets]], you may encounter [[fags]] who say that the turd of a show [[Firefly]] should still be on the air. They should be shot on site. Firefly was ignored HARDCORE and got what it deserved. Its ratings were lower than that public access show on at 3am with that guy who shits in a coffee can. But just like that psycho in Fatal Attraction, it popped out of the bathtub of doom for one last gasp of air: [[Serenity]]: <i>The Movie</i>. Luckily your wife got the gun out of your bedroom and blew that bitch away. | On the [[internets]], you may encounter [[fags]] who say that the turd of a show [[Firefly]] should still be on the air (yes, even in 2018). They should be shot on site. Firefly was ignored HARDCORE and got what it deserved. Its ratings were lower than that public access show on at 3am with that guy who shits in a coffee can. But just like that psycho in Fatal Attraction, it popped out of the bathtub of doom for one last gasp of air: [[Serenity]]: <i>The Movie</i>. Luckily your [https://www.gunandgame.com/attachments/101_0066-jpg.28165/ wife got the gun out of your bedroom and blew that bitch away]. | ||
==See also== | |||
*[[Do not feed the trolls|Ignore the trolls]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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{{Dying Alone}} | {{Dying Alone}} | ||
[[Category:Trolls]] [[Category:YouTube | {{Television}} | ||
[[Category:Trolls]][[Category:YouTube]][[Category:Movies]] | |||
Latest revision as of 22:19, 31 December 2018
Ignoring is the highly scientific process of not giving a fuck about someone or something. To ignore someone is to completely deprive them of any value in modern society, thus ensuring plenty of An Heros.
Attention Whores and Trolls
A recent study by the United States Centers for Disease Control revealed that, despite the widespread public belief, attention whores and trolls do not consume dog shit, used tampons, and spoiled milk to survive. Instead, it was found that they extract nutrition directly from messages posted on the internets telling them to STFU & GTFO.
Over 9000 subjects were selected for study over a 14-month period. For this project, a special algorithm was developed that could be installed on any forum server. Half of the test subjects would receive an automatic reply, poorly spelled, and typically in uppercase letters. The other half would be allowed to post, but would receive zero replies.
The results were as conclusive as they were horrific.
Troll Attention-Whore Reply Deprivation Syndrome
TARDS for short, subjects deprived of replies exhibited symptoms similar to your mom deprived of cock. Previously unknown to medical science, TARDS can have life-long effects. Symptoms include:
- Headache
- Loss of appetite
- Roman Showers
- Rape
- Severe, irreversible third-degree whoreishness
- Waving arms and genitalia in front of a webcam until injury occurs
- An Heroism
Persons who suffer from stage four TARDS can expect to survive only a few weeks after diagnosis. It is believed that as the disease progresses, atrophy of the lulz-detecting part of the brain causes a massive influx of anti-lulz. The subsequent bitching due to anti-lulz overdose causes even trained medical personnel to not give a shit about the subject's well-being. The complete lack of attention from anyone or anything results in E-Death.
Michael Vick
Main article: Michael Vick
Last Thursday, Michael Vick, an unwitting subject in the study, suffering severely from TARDS and genital herpes, made a desperate move to ensure his survival. Working through back doors and deepthroat like encounters with homosexual reporters in parking garages, he revealed to the world that he was, in fact, a NEGRO. The resulting drama should be enough attention to sustain him until doctors can find a cure.
Ignoring Attention Whores
The main goal of ignoring attention whores is to have a great laugh about it. However, ignoring an attention whore for too long can have many terrifying consequences to both you and innocent bystanders:
- You can get stabbed.
- You will be bitten immediately (If they can't get positive attention they try other varieties).
- They will masturbate publicly with a wooden spoon.
- They write terrible charges about you on twitter and/or facebook and other, lesser social media.
You can get beaten up if their father is a massive super-ninjaProofreader's note: super-ninjas are sperm donors, not fathers.
Ignored on Youtube
Weaboos, furries, your sister, vloggers and presidential candidates thrive on two things: Buckets of cum, and attention. Without it, they die.
Lonelygirl15
Case in point, Lonelygirl15. Even though the whole thing is MADE THE FUCK UP, it proves that if Anonymous pays attention to how to make people not pay attention to the attention people are getting, then attention for the attention-seeker will drop, and they die. Or something.
Ignored on Television
Firefly
On the internets, you may encounter fags who say that the turd of a show Firefly should still be on the air (yes, even in 2018). They should be shot on site. Firefly was ignored HARDCORE and got what it deserved. Its ratings were lower than that public access show on at 3am with that guy who shits in a coffee can. But just like that psycho in Fatal Attraction, it popped out of the bathtub of doom for one last gasp of air: Serenity: The Movie. Luckily your wife got the gun out of your bedroom and blew that bitch away.
See also
External Links
- Hey kids! Are you just not geting the respect you need? Well, you can cut your ear off too!
- List of movies created by an heros.
- Minister survives a Level 15 ignoring.
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