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<span class="plainlinks">{{spoiler|the dumbass had posted a meme of his own plan and so he got found [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/james-alex-fields-found-guilty-killing-heather-heyer-during-violent-n945186 GUILTY]}}</span> | <span class="plainlinks">{{spoiler|the dumbass had posted a meme of his own plan and so he got found [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/james-alex-fields-found-guilty-killing-heather-heyer-during-violent-n945186 GUILTY]}}</span> | ||
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Believing that [[Opposites|they were the ones that were being attacked]], the angry mob of Antifa [[Dragon Ball Z|monkeys]] then jumped on the back of James' car and began [[Pacifist|smashing his rear window with metal baseball bats]]. Unfortunately for them, James quickly threw his car into reverse and ran the fuck over them before they could publically [[lynch]] him. | Believing that [[Opposites|they were the ones that were being attacked]], the angry mob of Antifa [[Dragon Ball Z|monkeys]] then jumped on the back of James' car and began [[Pacifist|smashing his rear window with metal baseball bats]]. Unfortunately for them, James quickly threw his car into reverse and ran the fuck over them before they could publically [[lynch]] him. | ||
When the dust finally settled and the Antifa bodies hit the floor, 19 were injured and one was dead – a [[morbidly obese]] 32-year-old [[white]] [[whale]] and fellow [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter named '''Heather Heyer''' who was just too fucking fat to [[Pun|Dodge the Challenger]]. James Fields was then arrested and charged with second degree murder because he accidentally killed a fat girl while trying to avoid being brutally murdered by pissed off [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|gay negroes]] who were armed with metal fucking baseball bats. | When the dust finally settled and the Antifa bodies hit the floor, 19 were injured and one was dead – a [[morbidly obese]] 32-year-old [[white]] [[whale]] and fellow [[Bernie Sanders]] supporter named '''Heather Heyer''' who was just too fucking fat to [[Pun|Dodge the Challenger]]. James Fields was then arrested and charged with second-degree murder because he accidentally killed a fat girl while trying to avoid being brutally murdered by pissed off [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|gay negroes]] who were armed with metal fucking baseball bats. | ||
Before the facts of the incident were even known, the [[Fake News]] [[Old Media]] had already begun blaming [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]] for somehow causing the crash and were immediately attempting to portray James Fields as a "''[[KKK|White Supremacist]] [[Nazi]] [[Terrorist]]''" despite the fact that they didn't even know his fucking name yet. | Before the facts of the incident were even known, the [[Fake News]] [[Old Media]] had already begun blaming [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]] for somehow causing the crash and were immediately attempting to portray James Fields as a "''[[KKK|White Supremacist]] [[Nazi]] [[Terrorist]]''" despite the fact that they didn't even know his fucking name yet. | ||
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One of the Antifa retards who was standing in the street was 300 pound '''Heather Heyer''' who, due to her immense size, was unable to [[9/11|jump]] out of the way as the car that James rear-ended flew towards her and lightly struck her. A healthy human being would have easily been able to survive such an injury but, due to her incredibly unhealthy diet of [[Dumbfuck|#HeathlyAtAnySize]] and [[Diabeetus]], Heather [[Funny|tragically]] ended up dying several months earlier than her doctor thought that she would. 19 other retards were sadly only injured. | One of the Antifa retards who was standing in the street was 300 pound '''Heather Heyer''' who, due to her immense size, was unable to [[9/11|jump]] out of the way as the car that James rear-ended flew towards her and lightly struck her. A healthy human being would have easily been able to survive such an injury but, due to her incredibly unhealthy diet of [[Dumbfuck|#HeathlyAtAnySize]] and [[Diabeetus]], Heather [[Funny|tragically]] ended up dying several months earlier than her doctor thought that she would. 19 other retards were sadly only injured. | ||
Among the injured was '''Bill Burke''', a member of the Athens, Ohio, branch of the ''International Socialist Organization'' and an avowed Antifa [[commie]]. Despite being a socialist fuck with a faggy-arse beard, Bill's friends quickly resorted to the amazing [[Capitalist]]ic platform that is modern [[Patreon|Crowd Funding]] to pay for his medical bills – because apparently his amazing socialized commie health care wasn't good enough. | Among the injured was '''Bill Burke''', a member of the Athens, Ohio, branch of the ''International Socialist Organization'' and an avowed Antifa [[commie]]. Despite being a socialist fuck with a faggy-arse beard, Bill's friends quickly resorted to the amazing [[Capitalist]]ic platform that is modern [[Patreon|Crowd Funding]] to pay for his medical bills – because apparently, his amazing socialized commie health care wasn't good enough. | ||
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=== Dwayne Dixon === | === Dwayne Dixon === | ||
Fortunately for Fields and his defense team, all Antifa members are attention whores, so when a Florida sporting goods shop published a now infamous "not today Antifa" ad, '''Dwayne Dixon''', a member of Antifa, posted a photo to Facebook [[poser|posing]] with his gun with the following caption: | [[File:Dwayne_Dixon.jpg|thumb|200px|right|This man is all that stands between freedom and fascism]] | ||
Fortunately for Fields and his defense team, all Antifa members are attention whores, so when a Florida sporting goods shop published a now-infamous "not today Antifa" ad, '''Dwayne Dixon''', a member of Antifa, posted a photo to Facebook [[poser|posing]] with his gun with the following caption: | |||
{{quote|1=I take a perverse pleasure in having carried this Spike's lower in the defense of Justice Park on August 12th. I used this rifle to chase off James Fields from our block of 4th St before he attacked the marchers to the south. Spike's needs a good lesson in ethics and antifascism.|2=[http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/01/armed-antifa-professor-admits-chasing-charlottesville-driver-rifle-deadly-crash/ "Making racists afraid again"]}} | {{quote|1=I take a perverse pleasure in having carried this Spike's lower in the defense of Justice Park on August 12th. I used this rifle to chase off James Fields from our block of 4th St before he attacked the marchers to the south. Spike's needs a good lesson in ethics and antifascism.|2=[http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/01/armed-antifa-professor-admits-chasing-charlottesville-driver-rifle-deadly-crash/ "Making racists afraid again"]}} | ||
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== | ==[[Black Lives Splatter]] Gameplay IRL== | ||
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| | |[[File:2017 Charlottesville vehicle-ramming attack.webm|750px]]<br/ >"Fucker! FUCK!" | ||
| | |[[File:Charlottesville car attack.mp4|750px]]<br/ >We didn't need the [[ear rape]] | ||
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File:DodgeThis1.jpg|Bring it on, hombres. | File:Charlottesville NC DodgeThis1.jpg|Bring it on, hombres. | ||
File:AntifagAttacksJAF.jpg|James accelerated immediately after this [[hippie]] faggot began attacking his car. | File:AntifagAttacksJAF.jpg|James accelerated immediately after this [[hippie]] faggot began attacking his car. | ||
File:DodgeThis2.jpg|Such a tragedy. | File:DodgeThis2.jpg|Such a tragedy. | ||
File:DodgeThis3. | File:DodgeThis3.JPG|The floor is child support | ||
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File:FuckedUpMyRide.png|Heather left a bigger crater than [[Hiroshima|Fat Man and Little Boy]]. | File:FuckedUpMyRide.png|Heather left a bigger crater than [[Hiroshima|Fat Man and Little Boy]]. | ||
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File:FaggyBeardManFamily.jpg|Commie McFagbeard's family. | File:FaggyBeardManFamily.jpg|Commie McFagbeard's family. | ||
File:SuchAFaggyBeard.jpg|SOOOOO FUCKING GAY | File:SuchAFaggyBeard.jpg|SOOOOO FUCKING GAY | ||
File:James alex fields - | File:James alex fields - Charlottesville victim (hospital photo).jpg|Obviously faked. How does a car injure you in the shape of a swastika? | ||
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Aye, aye! it was that accursed white whale that razed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day! | Aye, aye! it was that accursed white whale that razed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day! | ||
Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.|Captain Ahab, remembering his time spent with Heather Heyer}} | Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of the earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.|Captain Ahab, remembering his time spent with Heather Heyer}} | ||
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The Daily Stormer then moved its domain to [[Google]] and professional cunt Amy Siskind immediately contacted them as well – and if course, being [[Jews|fucking Google]], they caved a mere 3 hours and 11 minutes after the domain was transferred to them. | The Daily Stormer then moved its domain to [[Google]] and professional cunt Amy Siskind immediately contacted them as well – and if course, being [[Jews|fucking Google]], they caved a mere 3 hours and 11 minutes after the domain was transferred to them. | ||
{{quote|We are | {{quote|We are canceling Daily Stormer’s registration with Google Domains for [[Bullshit|violating our terms of service]].|A Jewgle rep.}} | ||
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File: | File:JAFPolfag.jpg|[[pol|Confirmed /pol/fag.]] | ||
File:JamesFieldsDox.jpg|[[Dox]] | File:JamesFieldsDox.jpg|[[Dox]] | ||
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* [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/james-alex-fields-found-guilty-killing-heather-heyer-during-violent-n945186 December 8, 2018 - That verdict in full] | * [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/james-alex-fields-found-guilty-killing-heather-heyer-during-violent-n945186 December 8, 2018 - That verdict in full] | ||
* {{archive|6uZeS|Archive of his Facebook before it was removed.}} | * {{archive|6uZeS|Archive of his Facebook before it was removed.}} | ||
* [http://www.miamiherald.com/latest-news/article166895372.html 3 dead in Charlottesville after car plows into counter protest and helicopter crashes] | * [http://www.miamiherald.com/latest-news/article166895372.html 3 dead in Charlottesville after car plows into counter-protest and helicopter crashes] | ||
* [http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/95725596/1-killed-amid-chaotic-scenes-at-white-supremacist-rally-in-US One killed amid chaotic scenes at white supremacist rally in US video] | * [http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/95725596/1-killed-amid-chaotic-scenes-at-white-supremacist-rally-in-US One killed amid chaotic scenes at white supremacist rally in US video] | ||
* [https://www.rt.com/usa/399475-charlottesville-mayor-car-terrorist/ Charlottesville mayor says car-ramming incident ‘terrorist attack with car used as weapon’] | * [https://www.rt.com/usa/399475-charlottesville-mayor-car-terrorist/ Charlottesville mayor says car-ramming incident ‘terrorist attack with car used as weapon’] | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:47, 13 November 2024
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James Alex Fields, Jr.✡ is an innocent 27-year-old Jew from Ohio whose life was flipped turned upside down on August 12th, 2017, when he was visiting Charlottesville, Virginia, and his car was suddenly swarmed by a vicious pack of armed Antifags. Realizing that he was about to have his ride stolen and then be brutally scalped just for being white, James made the fateful decision to put the pedal to the metal and ram his Dodge Challenger through a crowd of buttmad "progressive" liberal retards that were blocking the street.
Believing that they were the ones that were being attacked, the angry mob of Antifa monkeys then jumped on the back of James' car and began smashing his rear window with metal baseball bats. Unfortunately for them, James quickly threw his car into reverse and ran the fuck over them before they could publically lynch him.
When the dust finally settled and the Antifa bodies hit the floor, 19 were injured and one was dead – a morbidly obese 32-year-old white whale and fellow Bernie Sanders supporter named Heather Heyer who was just too fucking fat to Dodge the Challenger. James Fields was then arrested and charged with second-degree murder because he accidentally killed a fat girl while trying to avoid being brutally murdered by pissed off gay negroes who were armed with metal fucking baseball bats.
Before the facts of the incident were even known, the Fake News Old Media had already begun blaming President Donald J. Trump for somehow causing the crash and were immediately attempting to portray James Fields as a "White Supremacist Nazi Terrorist" despite the fact that they didn't even know his fucking name yet.
Can't Dodge the Dodge
On August 12th, 2017, the white supremacist autistofascist group known as the Alt-Right was planning a #UniteTheRight rally in Charlottesville to protest the desecration and state-sanctioned destruction of confederate monuments and statues. Unsurprisingly, the communist terrorist organizations known as Antifa, BlackLivesMatter and The Resistance all decided to stage a violent counter-protest so they could collect some more "Nazi" scalps.
James Alex Fields, a registered Republicunt and former Bernie Sanders supporter decided to travel from his native Ohio to attend the #UniteTheRight rally to offer his support to his president and stand up to the evil globalists who are attempting to turn America into a poor man's version of Sharia Sweden.
Unfortunately, James Fields soon found his Dodge Challenger surrounded by a bunch of damn dirty apes – several of whom were armed with baseball bats and proceeded to bash the hell out of James' rear bumper as he drove by. Scared for his life and realizing that it may be his only chance of escaping a brutal arse-raping, James made the split-second decision to step on the gas and GTFO of there – this however meant running over the 20+ retards who were standing in the middle of the fucking street and then slamming into the back of two other cars that were submerged in a sea of Antifa morons who were screaming incoherently about how America is somehow becoming like Nazi Germany.
Antifa
One of the Antifa retards who was standing in the street was 300 pound Heather Heyer who, due to her immense size, was unable to jump out of the way as the car that James rear-ended flew towards her and lightly struck her. A healthy human being would have easily been able to survive such an injury but, due to her incredibly unhealthy diet of #HeathlyAtAnySize and Diabeetus, Heather tragically ended up dying several months earlier than her doctor thought that she would. 19 other retards were sadly only injured.
Among the injured was Bill Burke, a member of the Athens, Ohio, branch of the International Socialist Organization and an avowed Antifa commie. Despite being a socialist fuck with a faggy-arse beard, Bill's friends quickly resorted to the amazing Capitalistic platform that is modern Crowd Funding to pay for his medical bills – because apparently, his amazing socialized commie health care wasn't good enough.
Dwayne Dixon
Fortunately for Fields and his defense team, all Antifa members are attention whores, so when a Florida sporting goods shop published a now-infamous "not today Antifa" ad, Dwayne Dixon, a member of Antifa, posted a photo to Facebook posing with his gun with the following caption:
Many highly educated and reasonable individuals speculated that Dixon brandished his weapon at Fields, who then panicked and ended up making Antifa pancakes and ruining a schweet Dodge Challenger. Dixon later admitted on video to chasing James Fields' car while wielding a rifle, a decision that—in all likelihood—directly caused Heather Heyer's death.
Black Lives Splatter Gameplay IRL
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James accelerated immediately after this hippie faggot began attacking his car.
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Such a tragedy.
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The floor is child support
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Heather left a bigger crater than Fat Man and Little Boy.
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SHE WUZ A GOOD BOI SHE DINDU NUFFIN
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Antifa are known for their dislike of motor vehicles and habit of lighting shit on fire.
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An example of the non-violent leftist protesters at the #UniteTheRight rally.
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A socialist pussy named Bill Burke was, ironically, begging for money on Crowd Funding sites after getting hit.
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DAMN THAT IS A FAGGY BEARD
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Commie McFagbeard's family.
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SOOOOO FUCKING GAY
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Obviously faked. How does a car injure you in the shape of a swastika?
RIP Heather Heyer
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How Heather Heyer wanted to be seen.
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She would have been dead of a heart attack before age 40 anyways.
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Classic FGAS!
Amy Whinehouse vs. Der Daily Sperger
Soon after Heather Heyer's identity was released, Andrew Anglin's The Daily Stormer decided to have some fun by posting an article insulting the fat, childless cow. Offended by this, a notoriously anti-Trump feminazi cunt named Amy Siskind decided to complain to GoDaddy, The Daily Stormer's domain registrar, in an attempt to get the site taken offline.
Within mere hours, GoDaddy (who had defended The Daily Stormer's right to free speech in the past) caved and gave The Daily Stormer 24 hours notice to GTFO and move their domain somewhere else.
The Daily Stormer then moved its domain to Google and professional cunt Amy Siskind immediately contacted them as well – and if course, being fucking Google, they caved a mere 3 hours and 11 minutes after the domain was transferred to them.
—A Jewgle rep. |
Galleria de Injustice
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James Alex Fields, Jr. - A True American Hero
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James Alex Fields, looking super autistic.
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A true Americunt hero.
Graded Score
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Kill count: | 1/20 (19+ injured) |
Accuracy: | 4/20 Crashed into |
Style: | 16/20 Grand Theft Auto |
Butthurt: | 18/20 Hate; Hate; Hate! |
Bonus: | 16/20 Claims someone was controlling his body |
Total score: 55/100 (F) |
See Also
High Score- LOL not even close- The Daily Stormer
- Weev
- /pol/
- Antifa
- Laura Loomer's Tire
- Dodge Challenger
- DeAndre Harris - another Charlottesville martyr, except black, male, violent, still alive, and now very rich
External Links
- December 8, 2018 - That verdict in full
- Archive of his Facebook before it was removed.
- 3 dead in Charlottesville after car plows into counter-protest and helicopter crashes
- One killed amid chaotic scenes at white supremacist rally in US video
- Charlottesville mayor says car-ramming incident ‘terrorist attack with car used as weapon’
- Judge denies bail for man accused of ramming car into Charlottesville protesters
- Charlottesville's Unite The Right
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