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{{ib|[[File:Micah-johnson-dead.jpg|250px]]<small>Micah Johnson pictured</small>}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''2016 Dallas Sniper Attacks'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Micah Xavier Johnson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 2, 1991}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|July 8, 2016 (aged 25)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[American]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Perpetrators'''|Micah Johnson; unknown gunman.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS single player, Nightmare difficulty}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no. (killed by R2Dindu, the best police robot)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Unfortunately, no. (killed by police robot)}}
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On the evening of July 7th, [[2016]], a pair of [[Nigra]] decided that [[Chris Dorner]] deserved a sequel. During a "[[Chimpout|peaceful protest]]" for [[Black Lives Matter]] in Dallas, [[Texas]], the monkeys, brimming with groid rage directed at YT's police, armed themselves with [[Gun|M4 carbines]], (presumed to be chambered in 7.62x39) and infiltrated a building, getting in position. Once this stage of their mission was complete, they waited until some [[Cops|pigs]] were within view, and sniped them from long range distance, assassinating 5, and severely wounding 9 others(7 more cops, 2 NPC bystanders). The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two [[Dindus]], just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to [[Dumbfuckistan]], despite the country experiencing a [[Mass Shooting]] every 32.448 seconds and the Sniper attacks rolling in few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the [[High Score]] on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score. This shooting spree was the deadliest attack in America against [[cops]] since [[9/11]].
On the evening of July 7th [[2016]], a brave [[Nigra]] named '''Micah Xavier Johnson''' decided that [[Chris Dorner]] deserved a sequel. During a "[[Chimpout|peaceful protest]]" for [[Black Lives Matter]] in Dallas [[Texas]], the monkey, brimming with groid rage directed at YT's police, armed himself with an [[AK-47|AK-74]] (presumed to be chambered in 5.45x39) and engaged in a street battle with the [[pigs]], assassinating 5 and severely wounding 9 others (7 more cops, 2 NPC bystanders), before retreating into a nearby building where he would [[Camping|camp]] until the game ended. The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two [[Dindus]], just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to [[Dumbfuckistan]], despite the country experiencing a [[Mass Shooting]] every 3.291 seconds and the shooter attacks rolling in relatively few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the [[High Score]] on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score. This shooting spree was the deadliest attack in America against [[cops]] since [[9/11]].


==Trigger==
==Trigger==
What [[triggered]] these events? It might've been the fact that just days before the assassination plot, two [[Dindu]]s were brutally killed by cops, seemingly for little reason. There was also a huge "peaceful" protest going on around Dallas at the time. Considering the fact that they blak, its real dam possible they been doin sum stupid ass shit to those pigs. Pigs naturally fear brown colored ppl as it reminds 'em of predators like bears and shit.  
What [[triggered]] these events? It might've been the fact that just days before the assassination plot, two [[Dindu]]s were brutally killed by cops, seemingly for little reason (as if a reason to kill [[niggers]] was even necessary). There was also a huge "[[Islam|peaceful]]" protest going on around Dallas at the time. Considering the fact that they blak, its real dam possible they been doin sum stupid ass shit to those pigs. Pigs naturally fear brown colored ppl as it reminds 'em of predators like bears and shit.  


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Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chemical reaction in the [[Oxymoron|Black]] [[Hivemind]] that causes them to [[Chimpout|chimp out]]. Often, they burn entire building downs, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of [[Cops]] institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear them selvz out. The turbo-nigger sniper squad had every reason genetically to go apeshit. They had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and were also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of a sniper rifle, available at your nearest gun store foo.
Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chain reaction in the [[Oxymoron|Black]] [[Hivemind]] that causes them to [[Chimpout|chimp out]]. Often, they burn entire buildings down, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of [[cops]] institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear they selvz out. The turbo-nigger spree shooter had every reason genetically to go apeshit. He had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and was also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of an AK, available at your nearest gun sto', foo.


==Perpetrators==
==Perpetrator==
[[File:dallasweapon.jpg|thumb|left|The only REAL perpetrator of the shooting spree, according to [[Liberals]], as the nigra dindu nuffin and wer inno sint]]
[[File:Monkeygun.jpg|thumb|left|]]
[[File:Terminator.jpg|thumb|left|Skynet activated. Robot hero is the BOMB.]]
[[File:BombBot.jpg|thumb|left|I'm in your hood. Blowin'up all your nigras.]]
[[File:MichaelRichards.gif|thumb|left|Never relax.  He tried to warn us.]]
[[File:Nigger_Alarm.gif|thumb|left|Police on highest alert.]]


 
Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson <s>and [[Sam Hyde|another perpetrator who is currently unknown and presumed to be at large]]</s>. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break and sent a [[bot]] in to deal with his magnificent, shapely, statuesque ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to [[Admiral Ackbar|allah ackbar]] himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank and was [[Pwned|caught]] in the blast.  
[[File:dallassniper2.jpg|thumb|right|100px|One of the perpetrators, spotted shortly before he went [[Postal]].]]
[[File:Micah Johnson Black Lives Matter Likes.jpg|thumb|Micah was an active [[Blacklivesmatter]] supporter. ]]
 
Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson, and another perpetrator, who is currently unknown and presumed to be at large. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break,and sent a bot in to deal with his ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to allah ackbar himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank, and was caught in the blast.  
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File:Micah Supah Soulja1.png|Thank you for your service
File:Micah Supah Soulja2.png
File:Micah V.png
File:Micah-johnson-dead.jpg|Sir, you have a phone call.
File:Dallas-shooter-gun.jpg
File:Terminator.jpg|Skynet activated. Robot hero is the BOMB.
File:DallasTerminator1.png|The [[bot]] closing in for the kill.
File:BombBot.jpg|I'm in your hood. Blowin'up all your nigras.
File:Micah Johnson Black Lives Matter Likes.jpg|Micah was an active [[Blacklivesmatter]] supporter.
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[[File:Micah Johnson on bomb drone's cam lol.jpg|center|thumb|Peek-a-boo! MXJ, literal seconds b4 getting BTFO by a kamikaze drone.]]


==Videos==
==Videos==
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[[File:monkeyshooting.gif|thumb|left]]
[[File:monkeyshooting.gif|thumb|left]]
[[File:chimpfiregun.jpg|thumb|right|Live gameplay footage of one of the perps.]]
[[File:chimpfiregun.jpg|thumb|right|Live gameplay footage of one of the perps.]]
[[File:PantherObama.jpg|thumb|left| Alleged instigator alias "Barry".  If you recognize this individual contact the FBI.  Be sure to tell them you saw the picture on ED!]]
[[File:dallaslol.gif|thumb|right|Another shooter]]
[[File:dallaslol.gif|thumb|right|Another shooter]]
[[File:MichaelRichards.gif|thumb|left|Never relax. He tried to warn us.]]
[[File:Nigger_Alarm.gif|thumb|right|Police on highest alert.]]


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;[[The Young Turks|The Young Turds]] report on it
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|3 Dallas Cops killed. 7 wounded. This is now war. Watch out Obama. Watch out black lives matter punks. Real America is coming after you.| Former Congressman Joe Walsh in a now deleted tweet.
|3 Dallas Cops killed. 7 wounded. This is now war. Watch out Obama. Watch out black lives matter punks. Real America is coming after you.| Former Congressman Joe Walsh in a [[Pussy|now deleted tweet]].
|We are looking for crisis actors for a government emergency drill between July 4-6th. Actors will be responsible for portraying different emergency scenarios in a simulated government terror drill. No experience is needed. Confidentiality agreements are required. Pay is $200. Please message for details.| Now deleted Dallas Craig's list ad. Conspiracy or [[conspiracy|coincidence]]?
|We are looking for crisis actors for a government emergency drill between July 4-6th. Actors will be responsible for portraying different emergency scenarios in a simulated government terror drill. No experience is needed. Confidentiality agreements are required. Pay is $200. Please message for details.| Now deleted Dallas Craig's list ad. Conspiracy or [[conspiracy|coincidence]]?
|Guns are bad, mmmkay? Buy my mix tape!| Big Nig Obama, inspiring peace and good race relations as always
|Guns are bad, mmmkay? Buy my mix tape!| Big Nig Obama, inspiring peace and good race relations as always
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==[[Twatter]]==
==Reactions==
As usual, the [[Redundant|idiotic masses]] immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please [https://tips.fbi.gov/ contact the FBI here], and [[Snitch|report]] the liberal freaks out, [[for great justice]]. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be a hero, not a zero!
Despite the low frag count, the event brought in significant attention nationwide. Most whites BAWWW'd over their precious pigs being pwn'd, calling for [[What|hate crime legislation to protect cops.]] Meanwhile, a significant amount (possibly even the majority) of black people are legit ''praising'' and ''celebrating'' the attacks. Current independent investigations have shown that those [[Black Lives Matter]] chimps are planning more attacks on society at whole. Not surprisingly, the [[Silicon Valley|Silly Cunt Valley Girl]] billionaires buying McMansions in city council district 12 to evade [[California|Adolf Newsom's]] taxes reacted by electing a racist, greedy, pro-Israhell NIMBY politician named [[Jew|Cara Mendelsohn]], whose only purpose is to block building anything other than negro-hostile car-centric suburban sprawl. Elevated rail? NOOOOOOO muh lord and saviour Cara Mendelsohn says that's reminiscent of the [[Chicago|Shit Congo]] and must never be built! But another 12-lane Interstate superhighway is perfectly ok because some rich Elton Musk worshipper needs to murder pedestrians in his Tesla Cybertruck!


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===[[Twatter]]===
As usual, the [[Redundant|idiotic masses]] immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please [https://tips.fbi.gov/ contact the FBI here], and [[Snitch|report]] the liberal freaks out, [[for great justice]]. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be [[an hero]], not a zero!
 
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Image:dallastwitter7.jpg|Chimps go all out
Image:dallastwitter7.jpg|Chimps go all out
Image:dallastwitter3.jpg|chimpout collection 2
Image:dallastwitter3.jpg|chimpout collection 2
Image:dallastwitter48.png|another chimp compilation.
Image:dallastwitter48.png|another chimp compilation.
Image:dallastwitter44.jpg|Ban the freaking GUNS NOW!!!!!!!!11
Image:dallastwitter44.jpg|Ban the freaking GUNS NOW!!!!!!!!11
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Image:liberallunacyagain.png|Liberals call for terrorism against america.
Image:liberallunacyagain.png|Liberals call for terrorism against america.
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Image:dallastwitter1.png|Niggers celebrate the massacre.
Image:dallastwitter1.png|Niggers celebrate the massacre.
Image:dallastwitter2.jpg|Hijacking a highway  
Image:dallastwitter2.jpg|Hijacking a highway  
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== High Score ==
== High Score ==


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|17/20 ''Straight out of GTA 5, plus enough supplies at home to start a real war''  
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|16/20 ''Potentially triggers the "L.A. Riots 2.0"''  
*Double points when killing whities, pigs, and other blacks
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|20/20 ''Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty''
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<center>'''FUCK THA POLICE'''''</center>
<center>'''Well, 3rd place on Nightmare isn't too bad either.'''</center>
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=== Graded Score ===
{{GradedScore|'''5'''|9 injured|17|Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk? HACKS|17|Straight out of GTA 5, plus enough supplies at home to start a real war|16|Potentially triggers the "L.A. Riots 2.0"|20|Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty|75|'''C'''|[[Fuck The Police|FUCK THA POLICE]]}}


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== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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Image:dallasepic.png|lulzy 8ch post
Image:dallasepic.png|lulzy 8ch post
Image:dallasepic2.png|Dorner is back!
Image:dallasepic2.png|Dorner is back!
Image:dallas324238.png
Image:Dallas324238.png|One of the shooters Sam Hyde.
Image:Dallas324238.png|Neonazi trolls frame Sam Hyde again.
Image:dallas3214324.png|[[Dylan Klebold]] troll.
Image:dallas3214324.png|[[Dylan Klebold]] troll.
Image:dallas3249494.jpg|Cops take position.
Image:dallas3249494.jpg|Cops take position.
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Image:justapeacefulprotest.jpg|Just a peaceful protest..
Image:justapeacefulprotest.jpg|Just a peaceful protest..
Image:killwhiteydallas.jpg|KILL WHITEY!!!
Image:killwhiteydallas.jpg|KILL WHITEY!!!
Image:liberalgunview.jpg|How liberals see mass shootings.
Image:negresshappy.png|Some nigger whore is happy about it.
Image:negresshappy.png|Some nigger whore is happy about it.
Image:niggercrimestats.png|Nigger Crime Stats
Image:niggercrimestats.png|Nigger Crime Stats
Image:ROBOTSHIRT-CLOSE 1024x1024.png
File:DallasMassShootingMeme.jpg
Image:dallasacomplished.jpg|MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Image:dallasacomplished.jpg|MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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===Perpetrators===
===Perpetrators===
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File:Dallas Sniper Monkey 6shooter.gif
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File:Dallas Sniper Monkey AK.gif|Live footage
File:Dallas Sniper Monkey AK.gif|Live footage
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File:liberalgunview.jpg|The actual perpetrator, according to the left.
File:liberalgunview.jpg|The actual perpetrator, according to the left.
File:dallaschimp.gif|The perpetrator, contemplating his plan
File:dallaschimp.gif|The perpetrator, contemplating his plan
Image:dallassniper2.jpg|This man was initially reported to have been responsible, but has now been cleared of all charges.
Image:dallassniper2.jpg|Spotted shortly before, this man was initially reported to have been responsible, but has now been cleared of all charges.
File:dallasrightnow.jpeg|Black people, immediately after the shitstorm.
File:dallasrightnow.jpeg|Black people, immediately after the shitstorm.
File:chimp.gif|tl;dr of what happened
File:chimp.gif|tl;dr of what happened
File:Monkeygun.jpg
File:dallasweapon.jpg|The only REAL perpetrator of the shooting spree, according to [[Liberals]], as the nigra dindu nuffin and wer inno sint
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*[[Chris Dorner]]
*[[Chris Dorner]]
*[[Cosmo Setepenra]]
*[[Sam Hyde]]
*[[Chimpout]]
*[[Chimpout]]
*[[DINDUNUFFIN]]
*[[DINDUNUFFIN]]
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Latest revision as of 19:23, 7 October 2024


Ima put a bullet in yo ass!! NOTICE
This article is related to black crime. Never relax around the blacks!
Micah Xavier Johnson
Born July 2, 1991
Died July 8, 2016 (aged 25)
Nationality: American  
Highscore Killed 5, injured 9
Top 50? No
Style FPS single player, Nightmare difficulty
An Hero? Unfortunately, no. (killed by R2Dindu, the best police robot)


On the evening of July 7th 2016, a brave Nigra named Micah Xavier Johnson decided that Chris Dorner deserved a sequel. During a "peaceful protest" for Black Lives Matter in Dallas Texas, the monkey, brimming with groid rage directed at YT's police, armed himself with an AK-74 (presumed to be chambered in 5.45x39) and engaged in a street battle with the pigs, assassinating 5 and severely wounding 9 others (7 more cops, 2 NPC bystanders), before retreating into a nearby building where he would camp until the game ended. The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two Dindus, just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to Dumbfuckistan, despite the country experiencing a Mass Shooting every 3.291 seconds and the shooter attacks rolling in relatively few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the High Score on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score. This shooting spree was the deadliest attack in America against cops since 9/11.

Trigger

What triggered these events? It might've been the fact that just days before the assassination plot, two Dindus were brutally killed by cops, seemingly for little reason (as if a reason to kill niggers was even necessary). There was also a huge "peaceful" protest going on around Dallas at the time. Considering the fact that they blak, its real dam possible they been doin sum stupid ass shit to those pigs. Pigs naturally fear brown colored ppl as it reminds 'em of predators like bears and shit.

Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chain reaction in the Black Hivemind that causes them to chimp out. Often, they burn entire buildings down, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of cops institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear they selvz out. The turbo-nigger spree shooter had every reason genetically to go apeshit. He had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and was also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of an AK, available at your nearest gun sto', foo.

Perpetrator

Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson and another perpetrator who is currently unknown and presumed to be at large. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break and sent a bot in to deal with his magnificent, shapely, statuesque ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to allah ackbar himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank and was caught in the blast.

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His Facebook and his likes



  • Thank you for your service
    Thank you for your service
  • Sir, you have a phone call.
    Sir, you have a phone call.
  • Skynet activated. Robot hero is the BOMB.
    Skynet activated. Robot hero is the BOMB.
  • The bot closing in for the kill.
    The bot closing in for the kill.
  • I'm in your hood. Blowin'up all your nigras.
    I'm in your hood. Blowin'up all your nigras.
  • Micah was an active Blacklivesmatter supporter.
    Micah was an active Blacklivesmatter supporter.
Peek-a-boo! MXJ, literal seconds b4 getting BTFO by a kamikaze drone.

Videos

Live gameplay footage of one of the perps.
Alleged instigator alias "Barry". If you recognize this individual contact the FBI. Be sure to tell them you saw the picture on ED!
Another shooter
Never relax. He tried to warn us.
Police on highest alert.
Playin' COD IRL
Fellow dindus have been caught in the crossfire

Holy #$%*!!

"Witness interview

more footage

Heli footage immediately after the shots begin
Even Fox News got in on the action.

The Young Turds report on it

King Nigger Obama does a speech

longer news report

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Recreation of the chimpout
GOGOGOGO

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Quotes

   
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3 Dallas Cops killed. 7 wounded. This is now war. Watch out Obama. Watch out black lives matter punks. Real America is coming after you.
  		„
  		 

— Former Congressman Joe Walsh in a now deleted tweet.

   
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We are looking for crisis actors for a government emergency drill between July 4-6th. Actors will be responsible for portraying different emergency scenarios in a simulated government terror drill. No experience is needed. Confidentiality agreements are required. Pay is $200. Please message for details.
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— Now deleted Dallas Craig's list ad. Conspiracy or coincidence?

   
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Guns are bad, mmmkay? Buy my mix tape!
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— Big Nig Obama, inspiring peace and good race relations as always

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Reactions

Despite the low frag count, the event brought in significant attention nationwide. Most whites BAWWW'd over their precious pigs being pwn'd, calling for hate crime legislation to protect cops. Meanwhile, a significant amount (possibly even the majority) of black people are legit praising and celebrating the attacks. Current independent investigations have shown that those Black Lives Matter chimps are planning more attacks on society at whole. Not surprisingly, the Silly Cunt Valley Girl billionaires buying McMansions in city council district 12 to evade Adolf Newsom's taxes reacted by electing a racist, greedy, pro-Israhell NIMBY politician named Cara Mendelsohn, whose only purpose is to block building anything other than negro-hostile car-centric suburban sprawl. Elevated rail? NOOOOOOO muh lord and saviour Cara Mendelsohn says that's reminiscent of the Shit Congo and must never be built! But another 12-lane Interstate superhighway is perfectly ok because some rich Elton Musk worshipper needs to murder pedestrians in his Tesla Cybertruck!

Twatter

As usual, the idiotic masses immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please contact the FBI here, and report the liberal freaks out, for great justice. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be an hero, not a zero!

  • Chimps go all out
    Chimps go all out
  • chimpout collection 2
    chimpout collection 2
  • another chimp compilation.
    another chimp compilation.
  • Ban the freaking GUNS NOW!!!!!!!!11
    Ban the freaking GUNS NOW!!!!!!!!11
  • Liberals call for terrorism against america.
    Liberals call for terrorism against america.
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  • Niggers celebrate the massacre.
    Niggers celebrate the massacre.
  • Hijacking a highway
    Hijacking a highway
  • Based Nigra cop.
    Based Nigra cop.
  • Furfag vs spic
    Furfag vs spic
  • Ann trolling shillary.
    Ann trolling shillary.
  • SOON THE TABLES WILL TURN! Smiley fase
    SOON THE TABLES WILL TURN! Smiley fase
  • Inb4 raped by nigs ;)
    Inb4 raped by nigs ;)
  • nigger going cray cray
    nigger going cray cray
  • Pol conducts an op against the niggers.
    Pol conducts an op against the niggers.
  • more info comes out
    more info comes out
  • hipster nigger
    hipster nigger
  • BBC reporting shit
    BBC reporting shit
  • generic nig, being waysis.
    generic nig, being waysis.
  • Somebody set us up the bomb.
    Somebody set us up the bomb.
  • kek
    kek
  • Filthy nig at it again
    Filthy nig at it again
  • nigger calls for arrest of Joe Walsh
    nigger calls for arrest of Joe Walsh
  • liberals sucking cock
    liberals sucking cock
  • irony at work
    irony at work
  • Nigger
    Nigger
  • whyte ppl smh
    whyte ppl smh
  • Bas being an ass.
    Bas being an ass.
  • BLM chimps hard at work
    BLM chimps hard at work
  • RACE WAR NOW
    RACE WAR NOW
  • FORGIVE NIGRA
    FORGIVE NIGRA
  • Instigater
    Instigater
  • Suspect Caught on tape?
    Suspect Caught on tape?
  • niggerology
    niggerology
  • Shillary's infamous tweet.
    Shillary's infamous tweet.
  • sheeeeit
    sheeeeit
  • CIVIL WAR NOW
    CIVIL WAR NOW
  • Nigger summation of american history
    Nigger summation of american history
  • IRONY KEK
    IRONY KEK
  • liberal faggot BAWWWing
    liberal faggot BAWWWing
  • Dallas Police Dept :'(
    Dallas Police Dept :'(
  • Twitter trends
    Twitter trends
  • Ex military
    Ex military
  • more liberal fags
    more liberal fags
  • FUCK THE POLICE BITCH!!!1
    FUCK THE POLICE BITCH!!!1
  • The liberals still cant take the cock out they ass
    The liberals still cant take the cock out they ass
  • Epic troll at it again
    Epic troll at it again
  • liberal infighting
    liberal infighting
  • Fag takes on the NRA
    Fag takes on the NRA
  • Twitter sucks the SJW's 2 inch cocks.
    Twitter sucks the SJW's 2 inch cocks.
  • WERE WITH DALLAS!!!1 #oakland
    WERE WITH DALLAS!!!1 #oakland

High Score

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: AK-74
  • Variant of the classic AK equipped with a sight 65-80 Damage
  • Secondary: Glock 19 Gen4
  • Exact same model of Glock that our beloved used 25-40 Damage
  • Last Stand Mode: Fraser .25-caliber
  • Pocket pistol ideal for women to carry in a purse 15-30 Damage
  • Perk 1: Body Armor
  • +DEF 25%
  • Perk 2: Black Power
  • Double points when killing whities, pigs, and other blacks


Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20 9 injured
Accuracy: 17/20 Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk? HACKS
Style: 17/20 Straight out of GTA 5, plus enough supplies at home to start a real war
Butthurt: 16/20 Potentially triggers the "L.A. Riots 2.0"
Bonus: 20/20 Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty
Total Score: 75/100 (C)
FUCK THA POLICE
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Wanted Level

Wanted Level:

National Guard


Gallery

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  • Dallas PD left this up for sixteen hours despite being interviewed at HQ and cleared, resulting in death threats
    Dallas PD left this up for sixteen hours despite being interviewed at HQ and cleared, resulting in death threats
  • A local cop trolls 8ch with "1488" ID.
    A local cop trolls 8ch with "1488" ID.
  • Nigger logic at work
    Nigger logic at work
  • Chimpout Bullets
    Chimpout Bullets
  • Crisis Actor AD in Craigslist, weeks before the attack. Page was deleted.
    Crisis Actor AD in Craigslist, weeks before the attack. Page was deleted.
  • lulzy 8ch post
    lulzy 8ch post
  • Dorner is back!
    Dorner is back!
  • One of the shooters Sam Hyde.
    One of the shooters Sam Hyde.
  • Dylan Klebold troll.
    Dylan Klebold troll.
  • Cops take position.
    Cops take position.
  • Some autist's pose
    Some autist's pose
  • Black Rambo is Back
    Black Rambo is Back
  • Round 2?
    Round 2?
  • Just a peaceful protest..
    Just a peaceful protest..
  • KILL WHITEY!!!
    KILL WHITEY!!!
  • Some nigger whore is happy about it.
    Some nigger whore is happy about it.
  • Nigger Crime Stats
    Nigger Crime Stats
  • MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Perpetrators

  • Live footage
    Live footage
  • A rendition of the tragedy
    A rendition of the tragedy
  • The actual perpetrator, according to the left.
    The actual perpetrator, according to the left.
  • The perpetrator, contemplating his plan
    The perpetrator, contemplating his plan
  • Spotted shortly before, this man was initially reported to have been responsible, but has now been cleared of all charges.
    Spotted shortly before, this man was initially reported to have been responsible, but has now been cleared of all charges.
  • Black people, immediately after the shitstorm.
    Black people, immediately after the shitstorm.
  • tl;dr of what happened
    tl;dr of what happened
  • The only REAL perpetrator of the shooting spree, according to Liberals, as the nigra dindu nuffin and wer inno sint
    The only REAL perpetrator of the shooting spree, according to Liberals, as the nigra dindu nuffin and wer inno sint

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