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{{spoiler|KITTY0706 DIED OF BLOOD CANCER AND IS YIFFING IN HELL!!!11!! GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE}} | |||
[[File:23453465474.png|right|thumb|300px|Our guns are touching.]] | [[File:23453465474.png|right|thumb|300px|Our guns are touching.]] | ||
[[File:Kitty0706 From Clipboard.png|right|thumb|200px|I'm not a furry, really!]] | [[File:Kitty0706 From Clipboard.png|right|thumb|200px|I'm not a furry, really!]] | ||
'''Kitty0706''' ('''[[Powerword|Colin Wyckoff]]''') | '''Kitty0706''' ('''[[Powerword|Colin Wyckoff]]''') was a fat, semi-psychotic [[Garry's Mod|gmodder]] who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself [[Cancer|cancer]]. He posts videos on [[YouTube]] to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at. | ||
Despite constantly talking about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he [[Not|definitely wasn't]] one and you are '''gravely mistaken''' for thinking otherwise. | |||
If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion. | |||
If you're a parent, his videos | |||
{{quote|I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.|Kitty0706|[https://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706/about suuuuuuuuuuuuuure]}} | {{quote|I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.|Kitty0706|[https://www.youtube.com/user/kitty0706/about suuuuuuuuuuuuuure]}} | ||
== | == Failing Health and Death == | ||
[[File:Kitty0706 Colin Wyckoff obit pic.jpg|thumb|Colin in healthier times]] | |||
Kitty0706 wasn't always the bald, bloated, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained [[Yiff|yiffing]] had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of [[AIDS|AIDS]] known as Leukemia. | |||
The quality of his videos started deteriorating as the disease took its toll, and he became fatter and balder until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. Coincidentally, this was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby [[Circlejerk|circlejerk]] wasn't the size of the Moon. | |||
As of January 25, 2015; Kitty0706 was reported dead. {{twitter|capt_kodak/status/559361122172944385|Source}} In a disgusting display of [[memorial page tourism]], Colin's [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/app/obituary.aspx?pid=173967866 Legacy.com page] was plastered with a bunch of furry shit, adding shame to the family's grief. | |||
== YouTube == | |||
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|<youtube>sX609JcAZdA</youtube> | |||
;THE CHRONICLES OF DICK | |||
|<youtube>dzMq5_thk4o</youtube> | |||
;Team Fabulous 2 | |||
|<youtube>h0KJaHU9J2k</youtube> | |||
;At least it's only 30 seconds long | |||
|<youtube>dNB-EREknic</youtube> | |||
;Moments with Heavy - French Toast | |||
}} | |||
As you can see, most of his humor stems from the ADHD school of comedy. Thankfully, the decline in effort means his videos are getting progressively shorter, sparing future viewers from having to watch anymore than a few seconds of this bullshit. | |||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
Remember, he's not a furry. | |||
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File:Kitty0706 mn8kpy7.jpg| | File:Kitty0706 mn8kpy7.jpg|Taken before his eventual decline. | ||
File:Kogey the fox that is also a bundle of sticks by sirelliot24-d5x7t15.jpg | File:Kogey the fox that is also a bundle of sticks by sirelliot24-d5x7t15.jpg | ||
File:The mysterious drawing by sirelliot24-d6ih5kg.jpg | File:The mysterious drawing by sirelliot24-d6ih5kg.jpg | ||
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*{{fb|colin.wyckoff}} His personal Facebook | *{{fb|colin.wyckoff}} His personal Facebook | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|kitty0706}} on YouTube | ||
*{{twitter|sirelliot24}} on Twitter | *{{twitter|sirelliot24}} on Twitter | ||
*{{dauser|sirelliot24}} on deviantART | *{{dauser|sirelliot24}} on deviantART | ||
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{{ytseries}} | {{ytseries}} | ||
{{Dying alone}} | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:Furries]] | [[Category:Furries]] | ||
<div style="position:fixed;right:-75px;bottom:-40px;pointer-events:none;">[[File:Kitty0706.png|link=|image]]</div> | |||
Latest revision as of 06:52, 13 January 2023
Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) was a fat, semi-psychotic gmodder who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself cancer. He posts videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at. Despite constantly talking about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he definitely wasn't one and you are gravely mistaken for thinking otherwise. If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion.
—Kitty0706, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure | ||
Failing Health and Death
Kitty0706 wasn't always the bald, bloated, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained yiffing had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of AIDS known as Leukemia.
The quality of his videos started deteriorating as the disease took its toll, and he became fatter and balder until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. Coincidentally, this was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby circlejerk wasn't the size of the Moon.
As of January 25, 2015; Kitty0706 was reported dead. 
Source In a disgusting display of memorial page tourism, Colin's Legacy.com page was plastered with a bunch of furry shit, adding shame to the family's grief.
YouTube
- Team Fabulous 2
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As you can see, most of his humor stems from the ADHD school of comedy. Thankfully, the decline in effort means his videos are getting progressively shorter, sparing future viewers from having to watch anymore than a few seconds of this bullshit.
Quotes
—Kitty0706 , lrn2diet | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Gallery
Remember, he's not a furry.
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External links
colin.wyckoff His personal Facebook
kitty0706 on YouTube- sirelliot24 on Twitter
sirelliot24 on deviantART
dakat0706 on tumblr
kitty0706s on wikia
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