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[[Image:81 pamela anderson.jpg|thumb|left|A typical imaginary girlfriend. Please don't [[masturbation|pull the tugger]] while seeing these [[fake_boobs|lumpy plastic breasts]].]] | [[Image:81 pamela anderson.jpg|thumb|left|A typical imaginary girlfriend. Please don't [[masturbation|pull the tugger]] while seeing these [[fake_boobs|lumpy plastic breasts]].]] | ||
[[Image:Childhood cocktease.jpg|thumb|left|Emmy Jo of New Zoo Revue was millions of boys first Imaginary Girlfriend, causing millions of boys first boners.]] | [[Image:Childhood cocktease.jpg|thumb|left|Emmy Jo of New Zoo Revue was millions of boys first Imaginary Girlfriend, causing millions of boys first boners.]] | ||
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[[Image:Celeb imaginary girlfriend.jpg|thumb|left|Celebs are imaginary girlfriends.]] | [[Image:Celeb imaginary girlfriend.jpg|thumb|left|Celebs are imaginary girlfriends.]] | ||
An '''imaginary girlfriend''' is a mystical girl who has [[titties]] and who lives in the [[internets | An '''imaginary girlfriend''' is a mystical girl who has [[titties]] and who lives in the [[Internets|internets tubes]] and every [[13 year old boy]]s wet dreams. | ||
==Imaginary Girlfriends== | ==Imaginary Girlfriends== | ||
Revision as of 20:49, 3 July 2011
An imaginary girlfriend is a mystical girl who has titties and who lives in the internets tubes and every 13 year old boys wet dreams.
Imaginary Girlfriends
Don't believe in Satan Claus and Easter bunny, believe in imaginary girlfriends who hold your hand and rub your cock. 90.01% of internet users who claim to have girlfriends actually have imaginary girlfriends.
Instead of searching for real girlfriends on google porn, as other guys do, they masturbate while either looking at an attention whore's MySpace or thinking about their friend's girlfriend and pretending she's their girlfriend. If someone tells you they have an imaginary girlfriend, they are horny and going through puberty, beyond repair, and most likely need e-psychiatry
It's also possible for girls to have imaginary boyfriends (but these women/girls are twilight fans so there's no hope for them any way). These imaginary boyfriends are often cartoon characters, Japanese band members, and other such. Instead of masturbation, they fingerbang.
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