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Image:Ifallelsefailskillitwithifire.png|[[Nintendo]] fully sanctions fire as a means of killing it | Image:Ifallelsefailskillitwithifire.png|[[Nintendo]] fully sanctions fire as a means of killing it | ||
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Image:Fire Window Fall.gif|Man tries to become the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, but fails miserably. | Image:Fire Window Fall.gif|Man tries to become the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, but fails miserably. | ||
Image:The_Cannoness_by_IronShrineMaiden.gif|Kililng it with fire can be akin to [[i came|orgasm]] for the [[Warhammer 40,000|Sisters of Battle]]. | Image:The_Cannoness_by_IronShrineMaiden.gif|Kililng it with fire can be akin to [[i came|orgasm]] for the [[Warhammer 40,000|Sisters of Battle]]. | ||
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Since time immemorial, man has used fire as an easy, effective tool for the disposal of black person and, as they are certainly not excluded, unwanted people.
You can't really trace down the exact point in time when fire pwnage began, simply because it was invented at least 100 years ago by our spiritual forebearers.
In the world of Pokemon, Charizard is well known for pwning its enemies with fire. However since Pokemon is unfunny, fire can be pwned with water, which can be pwned with electricity, which can be pwned with ground, which can be pwned with grass, which can be pwned... WITH FIRE!
It's Been Around Forever.
Killing with fire is one of the most far-reaching pastimes of Old European and American Societies. Pretty much anyone who wasn't getting it was dishing it out.
People who were killed with fire include:
- Robo Jews (south park)
- Jews (Lollercaust)
- Fags
- African Americans
- You
- Japs (in their case nuclear fire)
- Atheists
- Fucktards
- Goths
- Furries
- Cats
- Emos
- Weeaboos
- Christians
- Spies
- Every convicted or confessed Harry Potter fueled witch from the Salem witch trials.
- Joan of Arc was burned alive because she was convicted of blasphemy. Proving once again that when you try to tell people about god, you should be killed with fire.
- Staypuft marshmallow man was burned to death by no less than four positron beams. His only crime? Being a fatty.
- Joe Chapman
- Your Mom
- Beyond Birthday
Fire made it gloriously easier to exterminate all those who needed to GTFO or those who were just blatantly doing it wrong.
Why Fire?
Well, it's quite simple; fire makes killing people lulzy. Nothing causes more lulz than watching a writhing swarm of Furfags die in a blaze of glory or seeing that Goth Bitch who claims to have majikal control over flames get what she had been asking for... and then burning her.
Hell, it also makes a good warning sign to others if you go ahead and burn them on your own property or wherever their kind aren't welcome. Nothing says, "Stay off of my lawn, nigger!" Like the smoldering corpse of his thieving brother.
The PS3 Version
The British game developer Uncle Andross announced in early August that they plan to release Kill It With Fire for the PS3 just in time for the 2009 holiday season. A trailer will most likely be posted to Youtube sometime in the coming weeks. Although some gamers will not like this game, the most reliable sources have speculated that the majority of them are happy to learn of the new title.
Kill It With Fire chronicles the adventures of some guy as he journeys through eight magical worlds killing shit with fire and reaping the rewards of being stronger than all of the womanz he encounters. As he earns moar xp he learns new and useful abilities. All in all, he's a pretty cool guy. eh kills it with fire and doesn't afraid of anything.
—Uncle Andross | ||
Steps to Killing someone with Fire
- Pick your prey.
- If they do not appear fully flammable, douse them in a flammable substance.
- Set them ablaze with
matchesNAPALMany source of ignition. - Sit back and enjoy the
showscreams of pain as your victim's blubber (assuming you're burning a 'Merican) catches light. - ????
- Profit!
Videos
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Gallery
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mudkip can also kill it with fire -
Dont Forget Self Pwnage May Occur. -
Furries can only be killed with fire. -
Kill it with fire desu! -
Silly flame thrower can't hurt kitty. -
Nintendo fully sanctions fire as a means of killing it -
Dungeon Master II has the right idea. -
Man tries to become the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, but fails miserably. -
Kililng it with fire can be akin to orgasm for the Sisters of Battle. -
Killing it with fire is a good way to make friends! -
Rock... Paper... FLAMETHROWER!!! -
Charlie? Kill him with fire. -
Kill teh Infected with fire.
See Also
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KILL IT WITH FIRE is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
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KILL IT WITH FIRE is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
