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In January of 2013, [[Anonymous|Anonymous]] set its sights on finding out just who Humanmonkeyrace really was. It deployed a field agent and found out shocking things. Humanmonkeyrace was actually "Richard Stewart", a 46 year old man with [[Sick fuck|fetishes for piss and feet.]] Stewart believes [[Lulz|he cured himself and others near him of mental illnesses]] and lives in South Africa. Now, when Humanmonkeyrace was presented with the [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/9798266/anon_ops_one_giant_leap_for_troll_kind/ revealing video,] he had the chance to deny being Richard Stewart, and deny having a piss fetish and a foot fetish, but he didn't take it, showing what Anonymous found is true. | In January of 2013, [[Anonymous|Anonymous]] set its sights on finding out just who Humanmonkeyrace really was. It deployed a field agent and found out shocking things. Humanmonkeyrace was actually "Richard Stewart", a 46 year old man with [[Sick fuck|fetishes for piss and feet.]] Stewart believes [[Lulz|he cured himself and others near him of mental illnesses]] and lives in South Africa. Now, when Humanmonkeyrace was presented with the [http://www.metacafe.com/watch/9798266/anon_ops_one_giant_leap_for_troll_kind/ revealing video,] he had the chance to deny being Richard Stewart, and deny having a piss fetish and a foot fetish, but he didn't take it, showing what Anonymous found is true. | ||
==How to troll Humanmonkeyrace== | |||
*Talk to him. | |||
*Oppose him on any issue. | |||
*Turn one of his insults back on him. | |||
*Accuse him of projection. | |||
*Ask him to show his face. | |||
*Ask him about his multiple accounts. | |||
*Say that you love NASA. | |||
*Say that the Moon landings were real. | |||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
Revision as of 00:01, 21 June 2013
—Humanmonkeyrace, showing you his god-tier reasoning | ||
Humanmonkeyrace ("humanmonkeys2", "humanmonkeyworld", "nasafakedit", "nasafaketit", "nasafakeshit", "fuckutube74", "NaziNasa", "DisneyNasa", "Jay Blue", "jesus lucifer", "DeadJesus100", "DeadJesus1010", "UTUBENWO", "ThunderRainsDownSoon", and possibly "Richard Stewart") is a mentally deranged failtroll who is obsessed with proving that the Apollo Moon Landings were fake. He is entrenched in his beliefs, and will not listen to facts or reasoning that opposes it. He has been hit on the head with the banhammer and suspendwrench so many times that he has actually deterioriated over the years. Other moon hoaxers won't even align with him, because he is so crazy.
Humanmonkeyrace himself
No one knows when or why this man actually joined YouTube. He constantly misspells simple words, absolutely cannot spell "Brant", and looks down on his opponents. What is most ironic about this is that he often tells his opponents to "learn english". He does not appear to have any interests other than showing Apollo was not real, and is incapable of having a rational discussion. However, he has a short fuse; Once it's lit, he unleashes a barrage of insults, calling people "retards", "children", "shills", "monkeys", and "faggots". This makes him a lolcow and easy to troll, until he is inevitably banned. Thankfully, the manchild always comes back from the e-dead and will never change his behavior.
The Saga Begins
Humanmonkeyrace and Humanmonkeys2
Humanmonkeyrace made his own presence known to all around 2009 when he joined a comment thread about the Moon landings. Not knowing how to argue rationally, he instead acted like a manchild, spewing immature, bizarre insults like "shit for brains" and "shill nazi". His antics became so lulzy that YouTube banned him. He later reemerged as "Humanmonkeys2", and repeated his behavior. Eventually Youtuber Astrobrant2 exposed him in his miniseries, "Anatomy of a Conspiracy Theorist". The public was alerted to Humanmonkeys2's derangement, and he was once again banned.
The Nasafakedit Era
Humanmonkeys2 eventually came back from the e-dead as "nasafakedit", and spread to other moon landing videos.
—nasafakedit | ||
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He was swiftly hit with a suspension for these and other of his comments, causing him to panic and resurface as "2nasafakedit". The results can be seen below.
—2nasafakedit | ||
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Two months later, he became "nasafakeshit"...
—nasafakeshit | ||
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Before finally becoming "fuckutube74";
—fuckutube74 | ||
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After those accounts were hit with a barrage of suspensions, Humanmonkeyrace decided to stay dead, and the moon landing community could finally rest...
The UTUBENWO Era
After a long period of quiet, Fuckutube resurrected himself as "DeadJesus100", completely unharmed by all his bans and suspensions. He posted the same things he has been posting for years on end before switching to "UTUBENWO" and getting banned for "hate speech". He is currently "Fake Nasa" and "NaziNasa", and can be found by looking up any YouTube video about the moon landing.
—Fake Nasa | ||
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The man behind the masks?
In January of 2013, Anonymous set its sights on finding out just who Humanmonkeyrace really was. It deployed a field agent and found out shocking things. Humanmonkeyrace was actually "Richard Stewart", a 46 year old man with fetishes for piss and feet. Stewart believes he cured himself and others near him of mental illnesses and lives in South Africa. Now, when Humanmonkeyrace was presented with the revealing video, he had the chance to deny being Richard Stewart, and deny having a piss fetish and a foot fetish, but he didn't take it, showing what Anonymous found is true.
How to troll Humanmonkeyrace
- Talk to him.
- Oppose him on any issue.
- Turn one of his insults back on him.
- Accuse him of projection.
- Ask him to show his face.
- Ask him about his multiple accounts.
- Say that you love NASA.
- Say that the Moon landings were real.
Videos
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See Also
External Links
humanmonkeyrace
- nasafakedit
- NaziNasa
- DisneyNasa
- NasaCriminals
- "Jay Blue" [1]
- "jesus lucifer" [2]
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