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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count: | |||
|6/20 (31 injured) - ''Pretty embarrassing and couldn’t even aim anyway." | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
|10/20 - ''Somehow managed to hit about 40 people, though [[fail|couldn’t even kill half of them]]." | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
|11/20 - ''Tried to do it like [[Stephen Paddock|Paddock]], though a more faggy version.'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
|10/20 - ''Media will push gun control bullshit again even though guns are pretty much illegal in Chicago.'' | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus: | |||
|15/20 - ''Planned his “manifesto” for years, yet to be decrypted.'' | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: '''52/100''' '''(D-)'''</big> | |||
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<center>'''Accelerate!<br /> | |||
'''[[High Score|See full ranking]]'''</center><br /> | |||
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Revision as of 00:19, 5 July 2022
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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| Robert Crimo | |
| Nationality: | Mexican Jew 
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| High score | 6 frags, 31 injured |
| Top 50? | Not even close. |
| Style | Las Vegas |
| An Hero? | Caught by cops |
Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III (also known as Awake The Rapper) is a pasty Jew who tried to get a high score on the suburbs of Chiraq on Murica day, 2022. This twig tried to become an hero so his shitty ARG could be meddled by 4chan autists, though he made a fatal mistake by hosting all of his shit on Google Drive, so pretty much all of it is gone. Going Paddock-style from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many Jews as he could, with his skinny body suffering severe recoil bruises in the process, forcing his ass to retreat only to be found by cops.
Bobby appears to be your average Lil Peep clone, but don’t be mistaken. This faggot meticulously planned his shitty attempt at going postal for months and posted a lot of cryptic shit on his YouTube (now deleted). Somehow going under the radar of the Party Van, he pretty much admitted to what he was going to do under the guise of being an edgy “project”.
The Events
Bobby climbed up on top of a roof where Israelis were going to lead a parade, as it was the Fail of July. The autist then rained down bullets from above, only barely managing to hit them because let’s be honest, this faggot couldn’t even lift 50 pounds if he tried. Scoring about 6 frags, he climbed down and drove off in his Honda only to be found by Chicago piggers later.
After the news broke out, most people considered this another nigger shooting, but unfortunately it was a retard this time. This fag was a “rapper” and made an ARG that is yet to be decrypted (Update: he has a book on Amazon in Hexadecimal, so we will soon know why he became an hero).
Loadout
| Class Setup | |
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| Item | Accessories/Bonus |
*Primary: AR-15
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A favorite among autists. Good for pretty much anything really, though may have some kickback if you weigh 90 pounds. 25~30 Damage. |
Graded Score
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 6/20 (31 injured) - Pretty embarrassing and couldn’t even aim anyway." |
| Accuracy: | 10/20 - Somehow managed to hit about 40 people, though couldn’t even kill half of them." |
| Style: | 11/20 - Tried to do it like Paddock, though a more faggy version. |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 - Media will push gun control bullshit again even though guns are pretty much illegal in Chicago. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 - Planned his “manifesto” for years, yet to be decrypted. |
| Total score: 52/100 (D-) | |
See full ranking
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Videos
External Links
idiot white boy shoots up chicago parade - EDF6 thread- His website (Archives:
1 
2) - His Spotify (Archives: 1 2)
| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |