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|6|Pretty embarrassing and couldn’t even aim anyway|10|Somehow managed to hit about 40 people, though [[fail|couldn’t even kill half of them]].| | |6|Pretty embarrassing and couldn’t even aim anyway|10|Somehow managed to hit about 40 people, though [[fail|couldn’t even kill half of them]].|16|Tried to do it like [[Stephen Paddock]], and also tried to disguise himself as a [[tranny]] while running away from the cops.|10|Media will push gun control bullshit again even though guns are pretty much illegal in Chicago.|15|Planned his manifesto for years, yet to be decrypted.|57|D-|Accelerate!}} | ||
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Revision as of 18:19, 5 July 2022
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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| Robert Crimo | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| High score | 6 frags, 31 injured |
| Top 50? | Not even close. |
| Style | Las Vegas |
| An Hero? | Caught by cops |
Robert “Bobby” Crimo the III✡ (also known as Awake The Rapper) is a pasty Mexican-Jew who tried to get a high score on July 4, 2022, in the suburbs of Chicago. Going Paddock-style from a roof, he tried his best to gun down as many Jews as he could; but his skinny body suffered from severe recoil bruises, forcing his ass to retreat. Despite Crimo disguising himself as a tranny to aid in his escape, the police found and arrested him.
Bobby appears to be your average emo Lil Peep Soundcloud rapper clone, but don’t be mistaken. This faggot meticulously planned his shitty attempt at going postal for months, posting a lot of cryptic shit on his now-deleted JewTube channel. Somehow going under the radar of the Party Van, he pretty much admitted to what he was going to do under the guise of being an edgy “project.”
The events
On the Fourth of July, 2022, the autist climbed to the top of a roof then started to fire bullets, only barely managing to hit them because this faggot couldn’t even lift 50 pounds if he tried. Scoring about six frags, he climbed down and drove off in his Honda; only to be found by Chicago piggers later.
After the news broke out, most people thought this was yet another shooting by niggers, only to be proven wrong. It turned out the shooter was a Mexican wigger who uploaded a ton of cryptic shit on his JewTube channel hinting at the shooting, as well as writing a manifesto that is yet to be decrypted (Update: he has a book on Amazon in hexadecimal, so we will soon know why he tried to become an hero).
Where were the lol enforcement officers here?
Apparently this faggot was under the thumb of the feds for a good amount of time, but that for some reason didn't stop this Mexikike from buying an AR-15! Sound familiar?
Either the feds were too busy beating niggers and eating donuts to notice that someone on their glownigger watchlist was able to buy an AR-15, or they gave him the gun and told him to just spam shit like a faggot and to wreak havoc like Paddock.
Loadout
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*Primary: AR-15
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A favorite among autists. Good for pretty much anything really, though may have some kickback if you weigh 90 pounds. 25~30 Damage. |
*Perk 1: Sad boy
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Aesthetic used in his cRap career. (+25 An Hero speed) |
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 6/20 Pretty embarrassing and couldn’t even aim anyway |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Somehow managed to hit about 40 people, though couldn’t even kill half of them. |
| Style: | 16/20 Tried to do it like Stephen Paddock, and also tried to disguise himself as a tranny while running away from the cops. |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Media will push gun control bullshit again even though guns are pretty much illegal in Chicago. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Planned his manifesto for years, yet to be decrypted. |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Gallery
Videos
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They already knew what was going to happen.
See also
- Adam Lanza
- Chicago
- Generation Z
- Le 56% Face
- Mass shooting
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists
- Nikolas Cruz
- Payton Gendron
- Salvador Ramos
- Spics
- Stephen Paddock
External links
idiot white boy shoots up chicago parade - EDF6 thread
robertcrimo - His Twitter
robertcrimoTemplate:YtchannelB&- His website (Archives:
1 
2) - His Spotify (Archives: 1 2)
- Archive of his JewTube videos and several photos
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Robert Crimo is part of a series on </3 EMO </3 [Cut] |
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| Preceded by Jewnited States of Americunts |
Robert Crimo | Succeeded by TBA |