Brown University shooting

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Claudio Manuel Neves-Valente
Nationality:	Portufat
Born	1977
Died	c. 18, Dec. 2025 (48 years old)
Highscore	Killed 3, injured 9
Top 50?	Yes, if we’re counting Top 50 in terms of BMI.
Style	FPS, Single Player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Fat

On December 13, 2025, two students from Rhode Island at Brown University (no racial connotations) would fail their exams due to a school shooter sneaking past their gun-free zone signs and fandangled servailence systems. Despite being one of the most protective schools in America and taking place in a state with the most sissy liberal gun laws, the perpetrator was able to swiftly make his retreat and went missing for 5 days before being identified as Claudio Manuel Neves-Valente. Ironically, his complexion did not match the name of the school. He was also fat.

Two of the survivors in this attack had previously survived two other school shootings: Zoe Weissman, who experienced the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, and Mia Tretta, who was injured in the Saugus High School shooting. Congratulations players on passing level 2.

The very next day, an even more awesome and bloodier mass shooting took place in Australia by a father and son duo and it’s not even Christmas yet! We're still in for a good-ol' holiday car ramming attack!

Perks

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: 9mm (unknown model)	mystery damage output.
Handicap: Fat	Player moving speed cuts a half Difficulty climbing fences and walls Stamina stats cut a half. Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.
Perk: Ghost Pro	Took ages for police to catch up to him. Invisible to police helicopters.

How could this happen?

	“	School shootings in the United States had rapidly increased in the preceding decades which some have attributed to the country's increased availability of firearms.	„
	—Wikipedia thinks guns were less available in past decades than they are now.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20
Accuracy:	4/20 2 killed, 9 injured
Style:	20/20 Pulled a more successful Nikolas Cruz style escape
Butthurt:	14/20 Deadliest mass shooting in Rhode Island and sparked a 5-day manhunt, overshadowed by Bondi Beach though
Bonus:	20/20 ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT
Total Score: 60/100 (C)

Still not as good as Bryan Kohberger's hide and seek time See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

See Also

• Bondi Beach Unjewing
• Bryan Kohberger
• Claudia Patricia Gomez Gonzales
• Decarlos Brown

External Links

• TOW coverage

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