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At first, no one paid no mind or even cared because, it's /b/. But then the [[v&|partyv&]] heard of the happenings and decided to find the OP. This was preceded by a chain of events that has given numerous lulz to anyone that has been following. | At first, no one paid no mind or even cared because, it's /b/. But then the [[v&|partyv&]] heard of the happenings and decided to find the OP. This was preceded by a chain of events that has given numerous lulz to anyone that has been following. | ||
=Fail #1= | [[File:David Kalac 4chan posts.jpg|800px|center]] | ||
==Fail #1== | |||
Kalac, after failng to kill himself, realized that if he stayed, he'll most likely get taken to the slammer, so he decides to take his girlfriends car, and get the fuck out of there. Soon, the feds tracked his IP address and went to his house, where they found the body. After they realized that he left, they decided to chase him all through the state. After playing real life GTA across Southern Oregon, [[Retard|the cops]] ended up losing him. | Kalac, after failng to kill himself, realized that if he stayed, he'll most likely get taken to the slammer, so he decides to take his girlfriends car, and get the fuck out of there. Soon, the feds tracked his IP address and went to his house, where they found the body. After they realized that he left, they decided to chase him all through the state. After playing real life GTA across Southern Oregon, [[Retard|the cops]] ended up losing him. | ||
=Fail #2: Electric Boogaloo= | ==Fail #2: Electric Boogaloo== | ||
{{quote|He was so nonchalant. He just sat down and ordered a can of Pabst.|Ryan Stowe, The Bartender}} | {{quote|He was so nonchalant. He just sat down and ordered a can of Pabst.|Ryan Stowe, The Bartender}} | ||
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Once losing his four stars, he decides that it would be a great idea to go into a bar. Here, he ordered a beer, shakes the owner's hand, talks to some patrons, and (after four hours) leaves. No one recognised him or knew who he was. Then, he goes into the forest to see what [[beastiality|wildlife is like]]. He stays here for most of the morning. | Once losing his four stars, he decides that it would be a great idea to go into a bar. Here, he ordered a beer, shakes the owner's hand, talks to some patrons, and (after four hours) leaves. No one recognised him or knew who he was. Then, he goes into the forest to see what [[beastiality|wildlife is like]]. He stays here for most of the morning. | ||
=Fail #3= | ==Fail #3== | ||
=Current Status= | ==Current Status== | ||
=Also See= | ==Also See== | ||
*[[OJ Simpson|His Inspiration]] | *[[OJ Simpson|His Inspiration]] | ||
*[[/b/]] | *[[b|/b/]] | ||
=External Links= | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/11/portland_police_terminate_high.html Portland police call off high-speed pursuit of WA homicide suspect] | *[http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/11/portland_police_terminate_high.html Portland police call off high-speed pursuit of WA homicide suspect] | ||
*[http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/11/washington_murder_suspect_shar.html Washington murder suspect shared Pabst, stories in Portland bar, seemed 'completely normal'] | *[http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/11/washington_murder_suspect_shar.html Washington murder suspect shared Pabst, stories in Portland bar, seemed 'completely normal'] | ||
{{Dying_Alone}} | {{Dying_Alone}} | ||
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Revision as of 04:41, 24 January 2015
—David Kalac | ||
David Kalac is an OJ Simpson wannabe and a Serj Tankian lookalike who, after a night of getting wasted, killed her girlfriend and posted the pictures on b.
At first, no one paid no mind or even cared because, it's /b/. But then the partyv& heard of the happenings and decided to find the OP. This was preceded by a chain of events that has given numerous lulz to anyone that has been following.
Fail #1
Kalac, after failng to kill himself, realized that if he stayed, he'll most likely get taken to the slammer, so he decides to take his girlfriends car, and get the fuck out of there. Soon, the feds tracked his IP address and went to his house, where they found the body. After they realized that he left, they decided to chase him all through the state. After playing real life GTA across Southern Oregon, the cops ended up losing him.
Fail #2: Electric Boogaloo
—Ryan Stowe, The Bartender | ||
Once losing his four stars, he decides that it would be a great idea to go into a bar. Here, he ordered a beer, shakes the owner's hand, talks to some patrons, and (after four hours) leaves. No one recognised him or knew who he was. Then, he goes into the forest to see what wildlife is like. He stays here for most of the morning.
Fail #3
Current Status
Also See
External Links
- Portland police call off high-speed pursuit of WA homicide suspect
- Washington murder suspect shared Pabst, stories in Portland bar, seemed 'completely normal'
