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'''McJuggerNuggets''', real name "'''Jesse Ridgeway'''", is a wannabe liberal rights gamer and overall spoiled brat who's [[internet famous]] on Youtube. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out about his personal life. He is also a weeabrit manlet who smells like rotten spam muffins.
[[File:Mcjuggernuggetscard.jpg|200px|thumb|right|No work, ''just play!!!'']]
The horse-faced horror doesn't accept the basic reality of having to work in life, rather than sitting around all day playing boring video games streamed on Twitch in hopes of becoming the next [[Pewdiepie]]. But to say that's all to Jesse would be like saying Taco Bell is just slightly unhealthy.
'''McJuggerNuggets''', commonly known as ''McJuggerFaggot'' with his real name being "'''Jesse Ridgeway'''", is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living on '''''114 Willow Grove Rd, in Pittsgrove Township''''' of New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games ''he'' bought him.
The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a '''nintendo virgin''' the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother, '''Jeffrey''', is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering.
He constantly breaks stuff and takes his shirt off (idk.) He believes that [[youtube]] is a career and he can make millions.




== Why are these videos in existence? ==
== The Mindset Of A Manchild ==
 
[[File:Spoiledshit.jpg|300px|thumb|right|spoiled fuck]]
Well, simple. The [[aspie]] known as Jesse is a lazy [[asswipe]] that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of [[youtube]] just for rent. Instead of working for ''more'' money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy [[jew]] who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of [[xbox]] games.[[File:Mcjuggernuggetsgames.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Dad plowing down virgin pile.]]


== The mind of a spoiled bitch. ==
Jesse is the sad result of a mollycoddled generation that was told it could do anything. Vain, [[liberal]], manipulative, and prone to [[autism|escapism]], Jesse refuses to comply with other people and manipulates people into his own bidding. This ranges from [[lame|roping his friends into helping with stupid pranks]] to [[money|scamming several 14 year old brats out of money for]] [[bullshit|"Youtube support"]]. He sees no problem in shirking off meaningful work in favor of mooching off others. The very second you tell Jesse something he doesn't like, [[fact|he'll sputter around like a seized Farmall until he blows up in a shirt-stripping rage]]. He has no respect for others and constantly interrupts when people speak. Jesse also likes to hide behind [[bullshit]] excuses such as his limping spleen, his mono (which is bullshit since mono is a minor illness at best), and anything else he can pull out of his ass.


McJuggerNuggets has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. He also is oblivious to the fact that maybe it isn't just about providing for the house, but rather, getting your own damn house. He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property.  
Jesse McShitApples has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. Not once has he understood the negative impact he's had on the entire family, even when it's so blatantly obvious. Like other liberals, he also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property.  
If your dad buys you something, ''he is allowed to break it.'' Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, ''Don't complain about it and burn a christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you do have.''
If your dad buys you something, ''he is allowed to break it.'' Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, ''Don't complain about it and burn a Christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you ''do'' have.'' [[truth|All this doesn't matter as Jesse will kick and scream and cry and caterwaul until he's the king of everything and everyone]].
Jesse is constantly being caught playing video games when he isn't supposed to. This is because he tries to convince his fans he has an "addiction" and it's something he can't help.
Jesse is also a [[lie|habitual liar]] and will go out on his way to hide his ass when he's in the wrong. This alone shows that Jesse is a worthless irredeemable brat who needs to grow the fuck up.
During Christmas, he didn't get a Wii U, so he did what he does best. Destroys shit like a hypocritical ass of his father. Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse.
Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over [[tf2]]. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad.


== Bio about every mentally unstable person in his videos ==
[[TL;DR]] Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse.


'''Jesse Ridgeway''' - Annoying immature 4 year old kid trapped in a 20-something year old's body. Takes video games too seriously. Makes little to no money on [[YouTube]] and argues that it's a career like there's a metal rod up his asshole. Responds to "rude" comments like a 12 year old COD fag, using phrases like "your mom" and "kill yourself." It is also to mention that he is [[Midget|5 foot 5]] and weights [[Anorexic|138 pounds]]. (aka the wind could probably blow his pussy ass away.) Despite Jesse saying in every video that gaming makes him money, he fails to realize that 98% of the money he makes is from the Psycho Dad videos and from those videos giving his channel a name.
Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over video games on the Wii U. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad. Unlike Jesse, these two people manage to lead [[fap|semi-productive lives]] and aren't manipulative cunts.


'''Jeffrey Ridgeway Jr.''' - Also psycho, but has more reason to his actions. Less annoying [[YouTube]] channel. Also a big fan of steroids.
== Jesse Fails At Romance ==


'''Jeffrey Ridgway (Dad)''' - The human who spawned the faggot, who destroys his son's shit because Jesse is an annoying faggot who can't get a real job, and how he won't get off his lazy bottom and make himself his own money so he can go get his own life instead of staying back with his parents until they're dead. The dad owns a lawn mowing and lawn care job which he makes Jesse do for no money, for valid reasons under a negotiation.  
Finally, someone more inept at romance than [[Tom Preston]]. Sometime in September 2013, McJuggerPiglet and his girlfriend Juliette met on Tinder (aka the app for ugly ass [[virgins]]/lazy asses too lazy to work/both) Juliette being desperate for some dick decided to follow through with being Jesse's girlfriend. Words cannot describe what happened one day when [[tranny|Juliette]] wanted to hang out with Jesse for a while. The patent rudeness on Jesse's behalf is legendarily cringeworthy. At the end, he hides behind excuses, lashes out at Juliette, tries to manipulate her, and cries like a fucking ballmuncher. It should also be noted that Jesse does not meet up with Juliette very often. This already puts their relationship at risk for breaking down entirely.
'''Mom''' - Only normal one. She has no issues. Mom + 10. However she is useless and only good for staying in the kitchen. let's her husband call the shots in the house.


'''Juliette Reilly''' - Giving blonde girls a bad name since 2013. Dumbass bitch who fails to see what a useless piece of scum her boyfriend, Jesse is, which is something that 10 year olds can figure out no problem. She is very likely to be the virgin breaker of Jesse.


'''Uncle Larry''' - Southern [[Redneck]] that can't think straight without his fucking Corona beer. His beer addiction is likely why he is divorced. Though not nearly as hypocritical or messed up and Jesse's dad. For some reason he let's Jesse stink up his house with drama and eventually in the RV back when he was in exile.
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'''Tom Abraham''' - Larry's son. pretty much a copy pasta of McJuggerNuggets only unlike Jesse he WILL die a virgin and doesn't know what color the sun is. Also to mention he is a [[PC Gamer|PC Gamer]].


'''Kate''' - People say that women only get periods on a monthly basis. NOT THE CASE WITH THIS BITCH AS SHE GETS PERIODS EVERYDAY. Despite only making one major appearance in Jesse's shitty channel, she is one of the biggest cussers in the entire shitty psycho series. Jeffrey Jr's ex girlfriend.
However despite the fact they've been together for almost 2 years it's quite captain obvious that they don't share a strong relationship and may as well be ''friends'', given with this evidence. It is hoped that Juliette will cuck Jesse in favor of [[Tyrone|someone who's kind and caring]].
Meanwhile, there are several reasons as to why they'll break up:


'''Zachary who gives a fuck''' - Not much to say about him other then the fact that he makes Jesse his bitch. it is incredibly likely that he is gay due to the fact that he lets Jesse play his gay boy advance right near his [[Penis|crotch]].
* They have nothing in common. Most of the time when Jesse is talking about video games she gets embarrassed and pretends she isn't even hearing him.


==The Location of the Faggot Den==
* When Jesse moves into her dorm, SHE LITERALLY MAKES HIM SLEEP ON A DIFFERENT MATTRESS. Obviously not wanting his faggot ass sleeping in the same bed as her.
The most accurate seems to be '''114 Willow Grove Rd, Pittsgrove Township, NJ 08318'''. Just shove it in Google Maps, and you can see the house and garage/workshop.


== Chapter 1: The beginning ==
* Juliette actually wants to do something with her life after college; unlike Jesse, who literally flushed over 80 grand down the drain, plays video games all day and relies on his crappy Psycho Series videos in order to make a quick buck. [[Angry Grandpa|Sound familiar?]]


It all started when his dad began to realize that Jesse has been living in video game paradise for too long. Since Jesse wouldn't do anything productive, his dad destroyed his xbox with a chainsaw. Jesse flipped a shit and got mad at his dad for breaking something the parents bought him.
* They live in different states. Granted, McCockNuggets lives in [[New Jersey]] and Juliette lives in [[Pennsylvania]] and likely live close to the borders of those states, but it would still be classified as a long distance relationship.
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Being a butthurt loser, he turned on the camera and proceeded to make a video about ''how much his life sucks.''
* Jesse manipulated Juliette into a shitty pregnancy prank with his dad. Not only did the prank fail but Juliette's pregnancy is nothing to joke about: no children of Jesse's should ever be welcome into a reasonable world.


== The Adventures Of An Asshole ==
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'''The first video: Jesse playing vidya on a TV he was told not to.'''
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'''Jesse manipulates his uncle and a friend into another shitty prank.'''
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<center>'''The best proof against Jesse's bullshit politics is himself.'''</center>


'''November 2014'''
Time passes, and it's thanksgiving. The whole family is sitting around a table (in the basement for some reason) and the parents are talking to Jesse about how he needs a job. Again, thinking that he's a top-notch YouTuber, tells them that he in fact does have a job, even though it's not true. His dad begins to give a prayer for Jesse to get a job.


"''Dear lord... Bless the food that's in front of us. Thank you dear lord for all the family that's around the table. And dear lord, I have to emphasize please, find Jesse a job, come monday morning.''"
== Jesse's Enemy List ==


Jesse then made a cringeworthy action and talked about how he's thankful for an xbox and video games, rather than him family or relatives that were also there. Tension increases and Jesse finally flips a shit.
'''Jeffrey T. Ridgeway Jr.''' - Steroidal bank dumper who actually filmed the original "Psycho" videos. Received zero credit for this and ended up making his own channel (BigBrudda) where he occasionally pranks Jesse. [[Pretty cool guy]].
He litterly flips the table over and turkey shit goes everywhere. This fucker ruined thanksgiving for everyone because his dad told him to get a life. What a pussy.


He then goes into a full caps rage (not actually) with his dad a couple days later about how he made him look bad (well..) Again, like always, his dad yells '''GET A FUCKING JOB''' and he cries like a pussy.
'''Jeffrey Ridgeway (Dad)''' - Our latterday hero fighting against the cancer that is his younger son. Typical angry schmuck who's only real redeeming value is trying to bring Jesse into the real world. Runs a landscaping business.
'''His Own Mother''' - Coked out wife of Jeffrey Ridgeway. Passively white-knighted for Jesse until even she became fed up with his bullshit.


'''December 2014'''
'''Uncle Larry''' - Drunkard [[Redneck]] that can't think straight without his fucking Corona beer. His beer addiction is likely why he is divorced. Former ally of Jesse until his brain started up one day and began to realize what a cocksucker Jesse really is. Religious cultists of Larry are known as "Coronies", a word not far off from "Crohn's", a type of disease.


It's Christmas, and he's up to his old shenanigans again. His whole family is happy with their gifts, except for McJuggerNuggets, After not getting a Wii U <s> for being a spoiled little [[faggot]]. </s>
'''Tom Abraham''' - Larry's son. pretty much a copy pasta of McJuggerNuggets except he's actually productive in the real world and not manipulative. Still in college.
After this, he brings the [[Christmas]] tree outside and burns it. He then goes inside and, for some reason, his mom still gives his faggotass the fucking Wii U.
He then shows it off in his next video, and pretends like he got it himself, and likes to imagine that he didn't cry like a little bitch for it.
[[File:Mcjuggernuggetstree.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Wow... fuck him, honestly.]]


== Chapter 2: The YouTube Play Button Issue ==
'''Kate''' - Jeffrey's ex-girlfriend who was shitcanned for white-knighting Jesse, the biggest sin any human could ever hope to perform. There is a special spot in [[Hell]] for defenders of Jesse.


When Jesse received a metal play button by [[YouTube]] for having 500k subscribers, or "juggies", he got very excited because it's the only form of respect or type of reward he's ever gotten in his life. After being a selfish [[jew]], he keeps it for himself, even though it's pretty much both his brothers and his because they both worked to make the psycho shit happen. His dad interrupts and takes it from the two gremlins. His dad proceeds to destroy it, because like he said, '''the reward doesn't fucking matter. It's a piece of goddamn plastic.'''
== But Are The Videos Real? ==
Both Jesse and Jeffrey get poles stuck up their ass and flip batshit crazy over it. (Jeffrey deserved the reward more than Jesse, just saying.)
[[File:TAKINGASQUEEZE.jpg|thumb|right|"I gave birth to dis bitch?"]]
Like the Angry Grandpa, Wafflepwn, and other titans of freakout terror, it was been [[no|hotly debated]] if Jesse's plights are even real. It is known that Jesse runs several [[fake]] Twitter accounts including one posing as his father. Here, he tries to convey more support from his naive fans. It is also questioned since his father appeared in older, less interesting videos as a less psychotic individual who was cool with Jesse's lifestyle and existence. Finally, virtually everything presented by Jesse is hideously cliche at best, such as dressing up for a job interview in the stereotypical suit, he and his [[gamer]] friends eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, and the plight of his hardworking [[Christian]] conservative father going against his gaming [[Atheist]] liberal child. On at least one occasion his father did conspire a friend dressed in an Amazon.com police costume to [[rape|"arrest"]] Jesse to teach him a lesson. This is commonly thought to be a cover-up for how blatantly staged the particular video was. Even if the videos were confirmed to be staged, Jesse would still be a shitswindler at best: taking in lots of [[hugbox|gifts and monetary donation from fans who don't know any better]]. It is no longer relevant if the videos are real or not since Jesse is a [[retard]] either way.


The conclusion is simple. They're not holograms nor extensive CGI that would make George Lucas shit his pants. They appear to be quite real.


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== Fanbase (ABANDON ALL HOPE) ==


== Chapter 3: BigBrudda Militia v.s. Juggie Nazi Force. ==
Jesse has accumulated a fanbase of naive 8 year old [[children]] too sheltered to make any rational decision in life. Upon noticing the success of Youtubers gaining supportive simpleton sheep, Jesse tries to do the same. [[fail|His fanbrats support Jesse's crusade to escape the real world and screw over anyone unlucky enough to come in contact with him]]. These political peons are known as "Juggies". They are quite possibly the worst fanbase to exist for any Youtuber, only second to Boogie's followers (notice Jesse himself is a Boogie fan).


After '''Jeffrey''' began getting popularity on his channel '''BigBrudda''', Jesse became a jealous fuck and stroked back against him, calling his channel shitty in '''Psycho Dad Reacts to 1 Million Juggies.''' Jeffrey then calls out Jesse and calls him a "[[hacker]]" (due to BigBrudda's channel being hacked around May 2015.) The two channels battle it out 24/7 (kinda pathetic.)
A lot of juggies tend to visit BigBrudda's channel often just to hate on him, and call him an asshole every video he uploads (pathetic, really.) This should not be acted upon as Jesse's fanbase is every bit as impractical and out of touch with reality as Jesse himself.
In odd contrast, none of Jeffrey's followers ("Big Bruddas") ever act quite as immature in the comments board on any video.


'''McJuggerNuggets''':
== All Shit Breaks Loose... Again ==
Annoying AF channel that consists of Psycho Dad videos and mail unboxings. Also includes vlog videos with his [[girlfriend]] that he verbally abuses a lot (more info on that later). Annoying fans of Jesse called "Juggies" listen to his every command. Most fans of McJuggerNuggets are about <s>10-13 </s>4-6 years old. All of them defend Jesse because they believe he is abused, even though in reality, they don't understand what working is or what a life really is like.
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Almost all of them are gamer rebels who don't listen to their parents.
<center>'''''THAT'LL TEACH HIM GOOD. MAKE HIM FUCKING BAWL.'''''</center>
Despite being thrown out of his house, forced to live in a tent outside, going in and out of friends and extended family for support, and embarrassing himself constantly, Jesse can't get it through his thick lobotomized head that something is wrong with him. He still orchestrates shitty pranks for petty revenge, alienates everyone around him, yet cannot accept an ounce of blame for his own failings in life. He will never change as long as he lives, just like [[Chrischan|other]] [[Jessi Slaughter|interesting]] [[Boogie2988|individuals]] with an internet presence. He will die a sad pathetic virgin cunt in which-ever basement he takes up residence in, surrounded by video games and computers. The latest epitome of such faggotry was his dad kicking Jesse's bedroom door down and proceeding to ruin shit. Since Jesse is not one to partake in reasonable debate, there was no other choice but to rip Jesse out of his comfort zone and into the real world. Upon entry into the real world, Jesse successfully turned off his mother, cousin, and uncle in a vain attempt to win over MOAR people through manipulation. Only time will tell if anyone else is still going to hold onto Jesse's dick as he fails to establish himself as a functioning human being. Will he ever change his ways? ...[[Nope]]!
In the symphony that is Jesse Ridgeway, every single note is a [[earrape|sour dischord]].


'''BigBrudda''':
Consists of skits and "Brupdate" (update) videos by '''Jeffrey Ridgeway Jr.''' More sane and less annoying juggies in the chat. Fans are called "little bruddas". Fanbase majority is mostly logical-thinking teenagers to young adults.


[[File:Bigbrudda.jpg|200px|thumb|left|BigBrudda.]]
[[File:Mcjuggernuggetsprofile.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|Saltynuggets.]]


==External Links==
[http://www.youtube.com/user/McJuggerNuggets The turd's channel.]


Now, let's see who has more psychological issues. '''Jesse or Jeffrey.''' Well, we know that Jesse is a spoiled fegt who can't get things his damn self. '''0:1, Jeffrey winning'''
Jeffrey broke his dad's trophies as a "prank." (kinda douchey.)
'''1:1, tie.'''
Jesse has burned down a Christmas tree.
'''1:2, Jeffrey.'''
Jeffrey has stolen his uncle's RV and driven it back down to his father's house.. with Jesse inside it.
'''2:2, tie.'''
Jesse has lived in a tent and an RV because he refuses to get ''one'' legit job with [[YouTube]] at the side.
'''2:3, Jeffrey in the lead.'''
Jeffrey has locked Jesse outside in the cold.
'''3:3, tie once again.'''
Jesse has ruined thanksgiving for his family, burnt down a Christmas tree, smashed a TV, caused havoc at his dad's workplace, and treats his [[girlfriend]] like a sexist [[redneck]].
'''3:8... Jeffrey wins.'''
A lot of juggies tend to visit BigBrudda's channel often just to hate on him, and call him an asshole every video he uploads (kinda sad, really.) However, when responding to these creatures, there are steps you must take in order to talk to them. You must speak as rationale and organized in speech as you can, because these virginmonsters will be hard to deal with. Trust me.
==Chapter 4: Uncle Larry ==
In  April of 2015, '''McJuggerNuggets''' became homeless by deciding to act all badass like he usually does and breaks his dad's well earned childhood trophies in revenge for destroying his faggy play button. of course destroying his play button that technically belongs to his older brother and not him is equal to all of Jeffrey Sr. trophies in his mind. that costs him his wii u which Jesse is stupid enough to try to save despite being on fire almost burning himself in the process. Jesse's dad being a parent forces him out of the house in which he starts living in a tent outside his uncle Larry's house.
This sad 4 eyed creature, being a lazy fuck, decided to still not get a job and rather live in a shitty tent in the cold.
This sad excuse of a person is still trying to get his fanbase to believe that he is physically abused and that fans should kiss his [[butthurt]] ass. Eventually Jeffrey Sr finds out that he's hogging the electricity and warns him not to steal his shit again. of course Jesse being the manchild dosen't listen and gets his tv,tent and xbox360 ran the fuck over. Jesse then starts relying on his faggy friends to cater after his ass. starting with a loser named Zach that he met online. he moved out due to the fact that Zach wasn't around often enough to suck him off. then goes to Juliette's dorm, staying there for a week secretly pissing her friend's off to no end which he even agrees on.
[[File:Unclelarry.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Poor soul.]]
Afterwards his uncle for some fucked up reason let's Jesse move in with him. He ends up learning the hard way that he made a huge mistake having to deal with this lazy slob 24/7, being caught in Jeffrey and Jesse's 5 year old pranks. This poor man has to deal with his RV being vandalized, and a manchild in his backyard fapping off to [[Hentai]].
Uncle Larry's address:
263 Rte 553 Pittsgrove Township, New Jersey
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[[File:unclelarry2.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Uncle Larry]]
His cousin '''Tom''' tells Jesse's dad that Jesse is secretly staying in a tent, for some reason. Jesse confronts the kid and the nerd explains that he <s> is a fucking selfish bitch who wants to keep everything for himself and not share </s>  doesn't know why he told his dad.
After living in a tent for quite a while, Jesse moved into an RV, and began playing his [[nintendo]]shit in there. When he was caught by his dad, he showed him a video of 7 year old [[nerds]] protesting that Jesse has a job. Unfortunately, '''the kids had no clue wtf they are talking about, and the dad was brainwashed into believing the [[propaganda]].''' He allowed Jesse to move back into the house if he would work for his dad for free. However, Jesse is a lying fuck who can't keep his word, so he protested once more to his Dad's request a few days later, and was kicked out once again. This leads us to Chapter 5: The downfall of GTA's fans.
[[File:virginsetup.jpg|400px|thumb|left|The shitty setup of Jesse's virgin collection.]]
==Chapter 5: The downfall of GTA's fans. ==
'''Late May 2015''':
McJuggerNuggets is working for his dad at some random shithole when he decides he's going to be a pussy-ass [[bitch]] and decides to protest against his dad again. He tells him that he "''doesn't want to carry 50 pound bags of fertilizer to a truck.''" His dad, angered, tells him to go finish the job. Jesse begins to throw a preteen temper tantrum.
When a police officer (later confirmed to be a part of a scared straight idea) arrives, Jesse mentions that "''he plays Grand Theft Auto and knows how it works.''" Soon enough, Jesse is in handcuffs freaking out.
He is sent back to the poor soul who had to deal with this shitbomb from a month earlier.
[[File:McJuggerNuggetsArrested.jpg|300px|thumb|right|GET HIM!!!!11]]
== How Juliette deals with Jesse ==
Sometime in September 2013, McJuggerCocks and Juliette met on Tinder (aka the app for ugly ass [[virgins]]/lazy asses too lazy to work/both) Juliette being the blonde [[hoe]] bag she is decided to date this fucker. Only [[God]] knows what she's been [[Weed|smoking]] since then. The relationship seems to be going less then okay, but gets seemingly worse on '''Psycho Relationship Problems.''' In this video, Jesse is an absolute [[ass]] to her. After McJuggerFaggot finds out that he needs to be home in a couple hours, or his Dad will throw his dumb ass out of the house again, Jesse becomes a judgemental asswipe that criticizes his girlfriend trying to cover a song together (even though since Jesse is only good at playing video games and screaming like a 2 year old he'd probably fuck up the minute he plays if he were to try). Since Jesse can't do anything besides [[video games]], he uses a little worm to dance on her shoulders. Juliette plays the guitar. Everything is going a-okay until she messes up. Jesse fumes into a raging [[narutard]] and tells her that she needs to do better. After a few tries (and Jesse wacking off the worm), he gives up like a self-centered [[douchebag]]. Juliette tries to get him to calm down, and he won't because he thinks he's ''all that''. Then he cries like a [[bitch]] and using his [[lie|bipolar disorder]] as an excuse. he pretty much thinks he's all "this and that" like pretty much every video on his shitty channel.
However despite the fact they've been together for almost 2 years it's quite captain obvious that they don't share a strong relationship and may aswell be fuck buddies, given with this evidence.
1) They have nothing in common. Most of the time when Jesse is talking about video games she gets embarrassed and pretends she isn't even hearing him.
2) When Jesse moves into her dorm, SHE LITERALLY MAKES HIM SLEEP ON A DIFFERENT MATTRESS. Obviously not wanting his faggot ass sleeping in the same bed as her.
3) Juliette actually wants to do something with her life after college; unlike Jesse, who literally flushed 80 grand down the drain, plays video games all day and relies on his crappy Psycho Dad videos in order to make a quick buck. [[No Life|Sounds familiar?]]
4) They live in different states. Granted, McCockNuggets lives in [[New Jersey]] and Juliette lives in [[Pennsylvania]] and likely live close to the borders of those states, but it would still be classified as a long distance relationship.
[[File:McJuggerNuggetsfap.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Jesse trying to dry hump his <strike>[[furry]] [[yiff]] [[dildo]]</strike> toy worm in front of Julian......and enjoying it apparently.]]
==External Links==
* [http://psychokid.wikia.com/wiki/McJuggerNuggets_Wiki] Wiki dedicated to McJuggerNuggers
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAngryGrandpaShow] McJuggerNugget's moral enemy. Owned by jaba the hut's twin brother and makes videos that are actually funny unlike McJuggerNuggets.
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Revision as of 11:26, 15 September 2015

McJuggerNuggets, real name "Jesse Ridgeway", is a wannabe liberal rights gamer and overall spoiled brat who's internet famous on Youtube. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a job, and relies solely on the little jewgold he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out about his personal life. He is also a weeabrit manlet who smells like rotten spam muffins. The horse-faced horror doesn't accept the basic reality of having to work in life, rather than sitting around all day playing boring video games streamed on Twitch in hopes of becoming the next Pewdiepie. But to say that's all to Jesse would be like saying Taco Bell is just slightly unhealthy.


The Mindset Of A Manchild

spoiled fuck

Jesse is the sad result of a mollycoddled generation that was told it could do anything. Vain, liberal, manipulative, and prone to escapism, Jesse refuses to comply with other people and manipulates people into his own bidding. This ranges from roping his friends into helping with stupid pranks to scamming several 14 year old brats out of money for "Youtube support". He sees no problem in shirking off meaningful work in favor of mooching off others. The very second you tell Jesse something he doesn't like, he'll sputter around like a seized Farmall until he blows up in a shirt-stripping rage. He has no respect for others and constantly interrupts when people speak. Jesse also likes to hide behind bullshit excuses such as his limping spleen, his mono (which is bullshit since mono is a minor illness at best), and anything else he can pull out of his ass.

Jesse McShitApples has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. Not once has he understood the negative impact he's had on the entire family, even when it's so blatantly obvious. Like other liberals, he also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property. If your dad buys you something, he is allowed to break it. Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, Don't complain about it and burn a Christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you do have. All this doesn't matter as Jesse will kick and scream and cry and caterwaul until he's the king of everything and everyone. Jesse is also a habitual liar and will go out on his way to hide his ass when he's in the wrong. This alone shows that Jesse is a worthless irredeemable brat who needs to grow the fuck up.

TL;DR Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse.

Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over video games on the Wii U. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad. Unlike Jesse, these two people manage to lead semi-productive lives and aren't manipulative cunts.

Jesse Fails At Romance

Finally, someone more inept at romance than Tom Preston. Sometime in September 2013, McJuggerPiglet and his girlfriend Juliette met on Tinder (aka the app for ugly ass virgins/lazy asses too lazy to work/both) Juliette being desperate for some dick decided to follow through with being Jesse's girlfriend. Words cannot describe what happened one day when Juliette wanted to hang out with Jesse for a while. The patent rudeness on Jesse's behalf is legendarily cringeworthy. At the end, he hides behind excuses, lashes out at Juliette, tries to manipulate her, and cries like a fucking ballmuncher. It should also be noted that Jesse does not meet up with Juliette very often. This already puts their relationship at risk for breaking down entirely.



However despite the fact they've been together for almost 2 years it's quite captain obvious that they don't share a strong relationship and may as well be friends, given with this evidence. It is hoped that Juliette will cuck Jesse in favor of someone who's kind and caring. Meanwhile, there are several reasons as to why they'll break up:

  • They have nothing in common. Most of the time when Jesse is talking about video games she gets embarrassed and pretends she isn't even hearing him.
  • When Jesse moves into her dorm, SHE LITERALLY MAKES HIM SLEEP ON A DIFFERENT MATTRESS. Obviously not wanting his faggot ass sleeping in the same bed as her.
  • Juliette actually wants to do something with her life after college; unlike Jesse, who literally flushed over 80 grand down the drain, plays video games all day and relies on his crappy Psycho Series videos in order to make a quick buck. Sound familiar?
  • They live in different states. Granted, McCockNuggets lives in New Jersey and Juliette lives in Pennsylvania and likely live close to the borders of those states, but it would still be classified as a long distance relationship.
  • Jesse manipulated Juliette into a shitty pregnancy prank with his dad. Not only did the prank fail but Juliette's pregnancy is nothing to joke about: no children of Jesse's should ever be welcome into a reasonable world.

The Adventures Of An Asshole

The first video: Jesse playing vidya on a TV he was told not to.

Jesse manipulates his uncle and a friend into another shitty prank.

The whole tent fiasco in a nutshell.

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The best proof against Jesse's bullshit politics is himself.


Jesse's Enemy List

Jeffrey T. Ridgeway Jr. - Steroidal bank dumper who actually filmed the original "Psycho" videos. Received zero credit for this and ended up making his own channel (BigBrudda) where he occasionally pranks Jesse. Pretty cool guy.

Jeffrey Ridgeway (Dad) - Our latterday hero fighting against the cancer that is his younger son. Typical angry schmuck who's only real redeeming value is trying to bring Jesse into the real world. Runs a landscaping business.

His Own Mother - Coked out wife of Jeffrey Ridgeway. Passively white-knighted for Jesse until even she became fed up with his bullshit.

Uncle Larry - Drunkard Redneck that can't think straight without his fucking Corona beer. His beer addiction is likely why he is divorced. Former ally of Jesse until his brain started up one day and began to realize what a cocksucker Jesse really is. Religious cultists of Larry are known as "Coronies", a word not far off from "Crohn's", a type of disease.

Tom Abraham - Larry's son. pretty much a copy pasta of McJuggerNuggets except he's actually productive in the real world and not manipulative. Still in college.

Kate - Jeffrey's ex-girlfriend who was shitcanned for white-knighting Jesse, the biggest sin any human could ever hope to perform. There is a special spot in Hell for defenders of Jesse.

But Are The Videos Real?

"I gave birth to dis bitch?"

Like the Angry Grandpa, Wafflepwn, and other titans of freakout terror, it was been hotly debated if Jesse's plights are even real. It is known that Jesse runs several fake Twitter accounts including one posing as his father. Here, he tries to convey more support from his naive fans. It is also questioned since his father appeared in older, less interesting videos as a less psychotic individual who was cool with Jesse's lifestyle and existence. Finally, virtually everything presented by Jesse is hideously cliche at best, such as dressing up for a job interview in the stereotypical suit, he and his gamer friends eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, and the plight of his hardworking Christian conservative father going against his gaming Atheist liberal child. On at least one occasion his father did conspire a friend dressed in an Amazon.com police costume to "arrest" Jesse to teach him a lesson. This is commonly thought to be a cover-up for how blatantly staged the particular video was. Even if the videos were confirmed to be staged, Jesse would still be a shitswindler at best: taking in lots of gifts and monetary donation from fans who don't know any better. It is no longer relevant if the videos are real or not since Jesse is a retard either way.

The conclusion is simple. They're not holograms nor extensive CGI that would make George Lucas shit his pants. They appear to be quite real.

Fanbase (ABANDON ALL HOPE)

Jesse has accumulated a fanbase of naive 8 year old children too sheltered to make any rational decision in life. Upon noticing the success of Youtubers gaining supportive simpleton sheep, Jesse tries to do the same. His fanbrats support Jesse's crusade to escape the real world and screw over anyone unlucky enough to come in contact with him. These political peons are known as "Juggies". They are quite possibly the worst fanbase to exist for any Youtuber, only second to Boogie's followers (notice Jesse himself is a Boogie fan).

A lot of juggies tend to visit BigBrudda's channel often just to hate on him, and call him an asshole every video he uploads (pathetic, really.) This should not be acted upon as Jesse's fanbase is every bit as impractical and out of touch with reality as Jesse himself. In odd contrast, none of Jeffrey's followers ("Big Bruddas") ever act quite as immature in the comments board on any video.

All Shit Breaks Loose... Again

THAT'LL TEACH HIM GOOD. MAKE HIM FUCKING BAWL.

Despite being thrown out of his house, forced to live in a tent outside, going in and out of friends and extended family for support, and embarrassing himself constantly, Jesse can't get it through his thick lobotomized head that something is wrong with him. He still orchestrates shitty pranks for petty revenge, alienates everyone around him, yet cannot accept an ounce of blame for his own failings in life. He will never change as long as he lives, just like other interesting individuals with an internet presence. He will die a sad pathetic virgin cunt in which-ever basement he takes up residence in, surrounded by video games and computers. The latest epitome of such faggotry was his dad kicking Jesse's bedroom door down and proceeding to ruin shit. Since Jesse is not one to partake in reasonable debate, there was no other choice but to rip Jesse out of his comfort zone and into the real world. Upon entry into the real world, Jesse successfully turned off his mother, cousin, and uncle in a vain attempt to win over MOAR people through manipulation. Only time will tell if anyone else is still going to hold onto Jesse's dick as he fails to establish himself as a functioning human being. Will he ever change his ways? ...Nope! In the symphony that is Jesse Ridgeway, every single note is a sour dischord.


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