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Stanley Thornton is a 30 year old adult baby and closet babyfur who enjoys spending his days shitting and pissing in diapers,jerking off his 1 inch dick to babyfur yiff, and sucking on his pacifier. It is a known fact that he is a complete waste of sperm
The hambeast himself got interested into this faggotry when he started pissing in his bed at around 13. He has considered himself a baby ever since. It is a well known fact that he will be Forever Alone and that he is in fact mentally dating another adult baby fag in his mind. Stanley will baww on the interwebz about how his so-called 'hobby' is misunderstood and looked down upon, even going as far to say that it's fun. Since when isn't shitting your pants and talking like a slobbering retard fun. The toddler-man himself claims that his freaky obsession of being a baby isn't sexual at all, even though his 'mummy' gets to change his dinkypoo diapers everyday.
Stanley has even went as far as to turn his entire ghetto apartment into a nursery, complete with playpen, crib, and stuffed animal toys. It is a known fact that he has never set eyes on daylight, preferring to stay cooped up in his crib and fap to furry cub porn and chat with children on the interwebz. He is constantly trolled on the internet by us common folk, which results in him promptly shitting his pants and running to his mommy's tits for comfort.
Drama and Tabboo
Stanley Thornton was under investigation for Social Security fraud and has been flamed by Republic Senator of Oklahoma, Tom Coburn, for collecting disability checks from the government (which are more than $800). Tom says the adult infant should be able to hold down a job, but no one is going to hire a hambeast who doodoos his diaper to work for them, for fear of it harming their moral. On a bed-wetting site, Thorton said he came from an abusive family and that's why he has turned to being a baby. Stanley enjoys bawling on the internet about how he is constantly and mercilessly flamed and trolled for being a complete and utter failure of life.[sauce plz!?!1!] He will shed bloody emo tears over the tiniest thing that someone says about him, which leads to MOAR delicious, juicy drama and bawling.
Stanley has been on National Geographic, another realm where he can whine about his faggotry and other pointless shit that no one really cares about. Afterwards, he curls up in his crib and dreams of pedo bear dong.
References and External Links
- http://the-quota.com/humor/grown-up-baby-wears-diapers-sleeps-in-crib-fed-by-mommy/
- http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2011/05/20/adult-baby-under-investigation-for-social-security-fraud/
- http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2011/10/what-stanley-thornton-adult-baby-can-teach-us-all-about-social-security/247038/
