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It's common knowledge that all [[bronies]] are pathetic. However, one of the most pathetic of them all is '''[[Powerword| | It's common knowledge that all [[bronies]] are pathetic. However, one of the most pathetic of them all is '''[[Powerword|Anthony Aguilar]]'''. Known on YouTube as FNGR, Anthony is perhaps the most autistic of autistic (second only to the [[Chris Chan|one and only]], of course.), which is funny given that Anthony IS [[autism|autistic]]. This 36-year-old [[mexico|Mexican]] cuckold has made a supposed [[nobody cares|"career"]] of analyzing My Little Pony, and running a podcast dedicated to grilling his guests. | ||
[[File:AntonyAguliar.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Try and find the male in this image (hint: it's the child)]] | [[File:AntonyAguliar.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Try and find the male in this image (hint: it's the child)]] | ||
== The King of Limbo == | == The King of Limbo == | ||
Anthony hosts a [[shit|brilliant]] podcast called "The King of Limbo". Each episode is dedicated to some random autistic person that they plucked from the My Little Pony fandom, whom Anthony and his five only friends can insult viciously without worrying that they might defend themselves to an audience of about 1,000 YouTube subscribers. Maybe it's a projection of his insecurities. Maybe he thinks he's a genius. Maybe it's egoboosting his fantasy that he is [[engrish|"the evulust basterd on the Internet"]]. | |||
..Oh yeah, did I forget this this guy writes basic English sentences with about the same proficiency as [[Stephen Hawking]] talking with his mouth? | ..Oh yeah, did I forget this this guy writes basic English sentences with about the same proficiency as [[Stephen Hawking]] talking with his mouth? | ||
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== The king of cucks == | == The king of cucks == | ||
For further hilarity, it was discovered that | For further hilarity, it was discovered that Anthony got cucked. Not by any random girl, mind you, but by a [[Jew|'''scammer!''']] Fellow brony "analyst" Fallenwish{{jew}} started asking for GoFundMe shekels after [[What|she was paralyzed by her abusive father throwing a can of Pepsi that hit her in the back.]] To top this shitshow off, not only did Anthony DEFEND her for this scam, but threatened a journalist. Does any of this [[Destructoid#Allistair_Pinsof_gets_illegally_fired_for_exposing_Chloe|sound familiar?]] | ||
{{quote|Look, if she were completely okay, and she ripped off a bunch of people for $4,000 dollars and she would continue to be okay I’d be fine with that.|''' | {{quote|Look, if she were completely okay, and she ripped off a bunch of people for $4,000 dollars and she would continue to be okay I’d be fine with that.|'''Anthony Aguilar''' - ''Defending a scammer because [[BAWWW|"she's muh gf"'']]}} | ||
When it was clear the game was up, | When it was clear the game was up, Anthony [[RAGE|acted mature]] about the situation and made an attack video on Horse news, calling it a "hive of [[feminist|male misogyny]]" as well as making up false claims about the sites staff | ||
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== The king of stupidity == | == The king of stupidity == | ||
Anthony is a self-professed [[retard|genius]], and has made a masterful argument as to why [[social justice warriors]] never existed. All it took was a Google and a Yahoo search: | |||
<center><youtube>ZNRENmZwaPo</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>ZNRENmZwaPo</youtube></center> | ||
Anthony's argument can also be re-purposed to suit your needs! "Illinois neo-Nazi convention" also brings up no results. Therefore, neo-Nazis don't exist, either. | |||
== The king of derailing == | == The king of derailing == | ||
It was a fine day on [[cow/]]. [[squirrelking|The countrysides were nice and the plants were singing]], but that all changed when | It was a fine day on [[cow/]]. [[squirrelking|The countrysides were nice and the plants were singing]], but that all changed when Anthony tried to shit the board up with his irrelevance. First making his way onto the threads on fellow cow [[Jerry Peet]], Anthony made a video bitching about how immoral 8chan was for mocking Peet (which is [[irony|ironic]] given that Anthony stalked Jerry and made numerous videos about him). His idiocy was called out, which set him on a sperg rage campaign to try and get back at /cow/, before getting the [[banhammer]] for "schizophrenic rambling". Vowing never to come to the "shitty sight" again, [[fail|Anthony returned almost immediately after his ban expired.]] | ||
He eventually got his own thread. | He eventually got his own thread. Anthony, who was totally [[butthurt|not butthurt in the slightest]], [[Epic_win#Epic_Ween|sought to derail the thread with his friends.]] Along the way, they also spilled the beans on their own friend, such as his foot fetishes and trying to post the personal details of the brave journalists who exposed him and his girlfriends con. Anthony, being a massive fucking retard, managed to get [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|banned thrice]] | ||
== The king of sockpuppets == | == The king of sockpuppets == | ||
With only 1,000 subscribers, it's safe to say | With only 1,000 subscribers, it's safe to say Anthony is irrelevant in the brony community. However, the same journalists that exposed his girlfriend also blew a lid [https://docs.google.com/document/d/12VGCElfYkgjttvcvwnMle2Gj70M5Bcj8Rz1GHqT4364/edit?pref=2&pli=1 on his countless sockpuppets.] It's not even like he tried to hide these, either: he's uploaded videos on these account with the same formula on his main channel. Anthony's crew tried to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|blank it]], but it didn't work as the post was restored [[fail|just hours later]]. | ||
== The rest of the crew == | == The rest of the crew == | ||
OkiZeme- [[ | OkiZeme- [[asia|Japanese]] [[faggot|faggot who translates yaoi]] | ||
{{deviantart|Theburningdoughnut}}- [[Furry]] artist who draws anthro porn on DeviantArt. He also has a thing for drawing the [[Pedophile|child characters from My Little Pony in skimpy outfits, | {{deviantart|Theburningdoughnut}}- [[Furry]] artist who draws anthro porn on DeviantArt. He also has a thing for drawing the [[Pedophile|child characters from My Little Pony in skimpy outfits, sometimes in the nude as well]]. | ||
== Frank Aguilar == | |||
If there's ever been a perfect demonstration of someone spinning in their grave, it would probably be Frank Aguilar. Frank was a Mexican immigrant, whom in just the space of a few weeks managed to learn english. Frank, much like every other mexican, took everyones jobs by doing at least two or three a day, as well as coaching a basketball team to [[win|victory]], and helped pay for other peoples college admissions. | |||
Frank died some time in August of 2011, leaving behind a mourning family... and an autistic manchild with terrible writing skills. | |||
== Similarities to Chris Chan == | |||
Unsurprisingly, this [[loser]] has a lot in common with the [[nobody cares|world famous]] lolcow himself! Here's just a few examples: | |||
*Both are in their 30's | |||
*Both have high functioning autism (although in Anthony's case, that might be too generous) | |||
*Both live with their parents | |||
*Both have a dead dad who tried their best | |||
*Both have [[gay|sissy fetishes]] | |||
*Both obsess over [[my little pony|something made for 6 year old girls]] in a creepy kind of way | |||
== The king of galleries == | == The king of galleries == | ||
{{cg|This gallery exists for no good reason||center|<gallery> | {{cg|This gallery exists for no good reason||center|<gallery> | ||
<gallery widths="110px" heights="150" perrow="4"> | <gallery widths="110px" heights="150" perrow="4"> | ||
File:FNGRFantasy.jpg|This is what | File:FNGRFantasy.jpg|This is what Anthony thinks he looks like... | ||
File:AntonyAguilar.jpg|...and here's what | File:AntonyAguilar.jpg|...and here's what Anthony actually looks like. | ||
File:Asphereonherhead.png|He's gonna say his mom has a cardboard sphere on her head? Oh no, he must be [[pamperchu|shitting his pants.]] | File:Asphereonherhead.png|He's gonna say his mom has a cardboard sphere on her head? Oh no, he must be [[pamperchu|shitting his pants.]] | ||
File:FNGRRickAndMorty.png| | File:FNGRRickAndMorty.png|Anthony shows us how [[insane|sane]] he is by roleplaying both Rick and Morty in a YouTube comments section. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
{{</gallery>}} | {{</gallery>}} | ||
Revision as of 21:06, 3 March 2016
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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This person is an Enterbot which means he is a loser crybaby :-( Be aware of that, you mindless hater. |
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Anthony recently got doxed! He believes that was an ex-friend who left him for being retarded. Feel free to send him pizzas |
It's common knowledge that all bronies are pathetic. However, one of the most pathetic of them all is Anthony Aguilar. Known on YouTube as FNGR, Anthony is perhaps the most autistic of autistic (second only to the one and only, of course.), which is funny given that Anthony IS autistic. This 36-year-old Mexican cuckold has made a supposed "career" of analyzing My Little Pony, and running a podcast dedicated to grilling his guests.
The King of Limbo
Anthony hosts a brilliant podcast called "The King of Limbo". Each episode is dedicated to some random autistic person that they plucked from the My Little Pony fandom, whom Anthony and his five only friends can insult viciously without worrying that they might defend themselves to an audience of about 1,000 YouTube subscribers. Maybe it's a projection of his insecurities. Maybe he thinks he's a genius. Maybe it's egoboosting his fantasy that he is "the evulust basterd on the Internet".
..Oh yeah, did I forget this this guy writes basic English sentences with about the same proficiency as Stephen Hawking talking with his mouth?
The king of cucks
For further hilarity, it was discovered that Anthony got cucked. Not by any random girl, mind you, but by a scammer! Fellow brony "analyst" Fallenwish✡ started asking for GoFundMe shekels after she was paralyzed by her abusive father throwing a can of Pepsi that hit her in the back. To top this shitshow off, not only did Anthony DEFEND her for this scam, but threatened a journalist. Does any of this sound familiar?
—Anthony Aguilar - Defending a scammer because "she's muh gf" | ||
When it was clear the game was up, Anthony acted mature about the situation and made an attack video on Horse news, calling it a "hive of male misogyny" as well as making up false claims about the sites staff
The king of stupidity
Anthony is a self-professed genius, and has made a masterful argument as to why social justice warriors never existed. All it took was a Google and a Yahoo search:
Anthony's argument can also be re-purposed to suit your needs! "Illinois neo-Nazi convention" also brings up no results. Therefore, neo-Nazis don't exist, either.
The king of derailing
It was a fine day on cow/. The countrysides were nice and the plants were singing, but that all changed when Anthony tried to shit the board up with his irrelevance. First making his way onto the threads on fellow cow Jerry Peet, Anthony made a video bitching about how immoral 8chan was for mocking Peet (which is ironic given that Anthony stalked Jerry and made numerous videos about him). His idiocy was called out, which set him on a sperg rage campaign to try and get back at /cow/, before getting the banhammer for "schizophrenic rambling". Vowing never to come to the "shitty sight" again, Anthony returned almost immediately after his ban expired.
He eventually got his own thread. Anthony, who was totally not butthurt in the slightest, sought to derail the thread with his friends. Along the way, they also spilled the beans on their own friend, such as his foot fetishes and trying to post the personal details of the brave journalists who exposed him and his girlfriends con. Anthony, being a massive fucking retard, managed to get banned thrice
The king of sockpuppets
With only 1,000 subscribers, it's safe to say Anthony is irrelevant in the brony community. However, the same journalists that exposed his girlfriend also blew a lid on his countless sockpuppets. It's not even like he tried to hide these, either: he's uploaded videos on these account with the same formula on his main channel. Anthony's crew tried to blank it, but it didn't work as the post was restored just hours later.
The rest of the crew
OkiZeme- Japanese faggot who translates yaoi
Theburningdoughnut- Furry artist who draws anthro porn on DeviantArt. He also has a thing for drawing the child characters from My Little Pony in skimpy outfits, sometimes in the nude as well.
Frank Aguilar
If there's ever been a perfect demonstration of someone spinning in their grave, it would probably be Frank Aguilar. Frank was a Mexican immigrant, whom in just the space of a few weeks managed to learn english. Frank, much like every other mexican, took everyones jobs by doing at least two or three a day, as well as coaching a basketball team to victory, and helped pay for other peoples college admissions.
Frank died some time in August of 2011, leaving behind a mourning family... and an autistic manchild with terrible writing skills.
Similarities to Chris Chan
Unsurprisingly, this loser has a lot in common with the world famous lolcow himself! Here's just a few examples:
- Both are in their 30's
- Both have high functioning autism (although in Anthony's case, that might be too generous)
- Both live with their parents
- Both have a dead dad who tried their best
- Both have sissy fetishes
- Both obsess over something made for 6 year old girls in a creepy kind of way
The king of galleries
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This is what Anthony thinks he looks like... -
...and here's what Anthony actually looks like. -
He's gonna say his mom has a cardboard sphere on her head? Oh no, he must be shitting his pants. -
Anthony shows us how sane he is by roleplaying both Rick and Morty in a YouTube comments section.
The king of external links
Template:Youtube2 Antony's main YouTube account.
Template:Youtube2 Antony's alternate account.
FNGR101 Antony's twitter. For lulz call him an irrelevant faggot and watch as he insults you, thinking you're the guy who exposed his scammer girlfriend.
The article in question that caused Antony to sperg out.
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