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'''Nasim Najafi Aghdam'''{{muslim}} was a [[batshit insane]] [[PETA]] activist and [[YouTuber]] who, on April 3, [[2018]], decided that she had enough of JewTube's [[censorship]] and demonetization and shot up YouTube's [[IRL]] headquarters while wearing a hijab. Lulz ensued.
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nasim Aghdam '''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|April 5, 1979}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|April 3, 2018 (aged 38)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Persian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIran.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed [[Epic Fail|0]], injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even goddamn close}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive:'''|Demonetization, veganism}}
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[[File:12Nasim Aghdam.jpg|thumb|220px|Nasim ready to kill]]
[[File:YouTubeemployeemistakesgunshotforballoonspopping.png|thumb|220px|[[Retard|YouTube employee]] [https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/03/us/youtube-hq-shooting/index.html thought it was just balloons popping lol.] ]]
On April 3rd, [[2018]], '''Nasim Najafi Aghdam'''{{muslim}}, a 38-year-old [[YouTuber]] and [[batshit insane]] [[PETA]] activist (definitive proof that all vegans are blood-thirsty lunatics), decided that she had enough of [[JewTube]]'s [[censorship]] and demonetization and shot up their headquarters in [[California]] while wearing a hijab. The only lulz that have happened as a result of this one-woman crusade were the [[Jews]] at [[JewTube]] shitting their pants when they heard the shots, one of the injuries being caused by someone tripping on their way out of the building. A shame she got no one killed [[An hero|except herself]]. [[Some argue]] she was really [[Tranny|a man]].


Despite the police being informed prior to the shooting by Nasim's family of her disdain towards YouTube and mentioning she was heading there on the day of the shooting, they did nothing and decided it was a better idea to go shoot some black kids down the street after questioning her and seemingly finding nothing wrong with her, [http://www.mountainview.gov/news/displaynews.asp?NewsID=1300&TargetID=9 later going on to shift the blame to her family because ''they'' didn't mention she had violent intentions].
==Videos==
Nasim has many videos denouncing the evils of satanism, anal sex, degeneracy in general, crass consumerism of junk food media, thots, third-wave feminist whores, and being a conformist sheeple follower of the globalist government. She basically calls out and names the Jew several times, and that's why they shut her down.
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|<youtube>GcA2xd_NU30</youtube>Vegans muscles
|<youtube>4-KnnB1GWf4</youtube>WARNING: FAKE BOOBS
|<youtube>HAs_4D2bW9E</youtube>Fake Boobs song
|<youtube>d8-kE_f8_6g</youtube> SHE'S A MAN-IAC
|<youtube>Cz56kW2QTY4</youtube> Iranian Ninja idol?
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==Media Reaction==
[[File:Nasimtrannyconspiracy.png|thumb|Great Tranny Conspiracy 2018]]
Because Nasim was the only woman in [[at least 100|centuries]] to step out of the kitchen and [[fail|take action]] against what was happening to her, the media was left with no [[alt-right|boogeyman]] to [[Racism|place the blame on]] unlike every other male shooter in recent times, so [[Fake News|many made up stories linking the mass shooting to random shit like her boyfriend dumping her]], which not only makes no sense as to why someone who despises YouTube would date someone from the company, but has also been [https://www.sanbruno.ca.gov/civicax/filebank/blobdload.aspx?BlobID=29085 disproven].<br />
Other irrelevant media outlets such as Mashable tried tricking their audience into believing that Nasim was "pure white", [[this looks shopped|shooping]] her pictures by brightening her face and adding green eyes. Obviously they got lazy halfway through and forgot to edit the 7 pictures they showed from her Instagram a few lines down. Their archived retardation can be seen {{archive|ZY8ad|here}}.
===Nasim's Many Faces===
A result of nobody outside of desert lands knowing who Nasim was prior to the shooting was that everybody was able to make up their own [[batshit insane]] backstories for her to support their retarded politics, such as her being Muslim, because [[Timothy_McVeigh|only Muslims]] create terror attacks, or her being trans because of the {{archive|XLR3O|many}} {{archive|y6e7J|TERFs}} that claimed that women were too pure to commit an act of violence. In reality, [[Truth|only a woman could miss every shot she took in a large crowd]].
==Her "Manifesto"==
BE AWARE! Dictatorship exists in all countries but with different tactics! [[Jews|They]] only care for
personal short term [[Money|profits]] & do anything to reach their goals even by fooling [[Retarded|simple-minded]] people,
hiding the truth, manipulating science & everything, putting public mental & physical health at risk,
abusing non-human animals, polluting environment, destroying family values, promoting materialism &
[[Boobs|sexual degeneration]] in the name of freedom,..... & [[Big Brother|turning people into programmed robots]]!
"Make the [[Lie|lie]] big, Make it simple, Keep saying it, And eventually they will believe it" [[Adolf Hitler|Adolf
Hitler]]... There is no free speech in real world & you will be suppressed for telling the truth that is not
supported by the system. Videos of targeted users are filtered & merely relegated, so that people can
hardly see their videos!
There is no equal growth opportunity on YOUTUBE or any other video sharing site,
your channel will grow if they want to!!!!!
==YouTube Creator Studio Analytics==
{{GradedScore|0|Epic fail|0|What more could you expect from a woman?|4|Vegan feminazi oh noes!|10|[[Monies]] & audience reach matters|15|JewTube HQ attacked, #1 Trending for 6 hours|29|F-|A true Aryan warrior!}}
{{Wanted|1}}
==Gallery==
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Image:NasimLovesCock.jpg|Durka durka save the [[cock]]s durka durka
Image:Shit cookies.jpg|She uploaded videos about how to make "shit cookies". [[Bullshit|Very high quality content indeed.]]
Image:Urka durka jihad.jpg|"You dare to demonetize my boobs, I'll go urka durka jihad on your ass"
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==See Also==
*[[California]]
*[[Golden iPod]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Mental Illness]]
*[[NRA]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - Another YouTuber who went for the High Score, except he managed to get more kills than her, with nothing but a .22 LR pistol.
*[[Persian]]
*[[PETA]]
*[[Vegan]]
*[[William Atchison]] - Another failed mass shooter that, despite falling miserably short of his idols, actually got 2 kills, unlike that cunt.
*[[Wimmenz]]
*[[YouTube]]


== External Links ==
== External Links ==


* {{archive|lPsIL|Her site}}
*{{archive|lPsIL|"Her" site}}
*{{archive|hq2s4|Facebook}}
*{{archive|DDELZ|Instagram}}
 


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Nasim Aghdam
Born April 5, 1979
Died April 3, 2018 (aged 38)
Nationality: Persian  
Highscore Killed 0, injured 3
Top 50? Not even goddamn close
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive: Demonetization, veganism
Nasim ready to kill
YouTube employee thought it was just balloons popping lol.

On April 3rd, 2018, Nasim Najafi Aghdam☪, a 38-year-old YouTuber and batshit insane PETA activist (definitive proof that all vegans are blood-thirsty lunatics), decided that she had enough of JewTube's censorship and demonetization and shot up their headquarters in California while wearing a hijab. The only lulz that have happened as a result of this one-woman crusade were the Jews at JewTube shitting their pants when they heard the shots, one of the injuries being caused by someone tripping on their way out of the building. A shame she got no one killed except herself. Some argue she was really a man.

Despite the police being informed prior to the shooting by Nasim's family of her disdain towards YouTube and mentioning she was heading there on the day of the shooting, they did nothing and decided it was a better idea to go shoot some black kids down the street after questioning her and seemingly finding nothing wrong with her, later going on to shift the blame to her family because they didn't mention she had violent intentions.

Videos

Nasim has many videos denouncing the evils of satanism, anal sex, degeneracy in general, crass consumerism of junk food media, thots, third-wave feminist whores, and being a conformist sheeple follower of the globalist government. She basically calls out and names the Jew several times, and that's why they shut her down.

Demonetizating my videos? Ok, allahu akbar!

Vegans muscles

WARNING: FAKE BOOBS

Fake Boobs song

SHE'S A MAN-IAC

Iranian Ninja idol?




Previous Video | Next Video

Media Reaction

Great Tranny Conspiracy 2018

Because Nasim was the only woman in centuries to step out of the kitchen and take action against what was happening to her, the media was left with no boogeyman to place the blame on unlike every other male shooter in recent times, so many made up stories linking the mass shooting to random shit like her boyfriend dumping her, which not only makes no sense as to why someone who despises YouTube would date someone from the company, but has also been disproven.

Other irrelevant media outlets such as Mashable tried tricking their audience into believing that Nasim was "pure white", shooping her pictures by brightening her face and adding green eyes. Obviously they got lazy halfway through and forgot to edit the 7 pictures they showed from her Instagram a few lines down. Their archived retardation can be seen here.

Nasim's Many Faces

A result of nobody outside of desert lands knowing who Nasim was prior to the shooting was that everybody was able to make up their own batshit insane backstories for her to support their retarded politics, such as her being Muslim, because only Muslims create terror attacks, or her being trans because of the many TERFs that claimed that women were too pure to commit an act of violence. In reality, only a woman could miss every shot she took in a large crowd.

Her "Manifesto"

BE AWARE! Dictatorship exists in all countries but with different tactics! They only care for 
personal short term profits & do anything to reach their goals even by fooling simple-minded people, 
hiding the truth, manipulating science & everything, putting public mental & physical health at risk, 
abusing non-human animals, polluting environment, destroying family values, promoting materialism & 
sexual degeneration in the name of freedom,..... & turning people into programmed robots!
"Make the lie big, Make it simple, Keep saying it, And eventually they will believe it" Adolf 
 Hitler... There is no free speech in real world & you will be suppressed for telling the truth that is not 
supported by the system. Videos of targeted users are filtered & merely relegated, so that people can 
hardly see their videos!
There is no equal growth opportunity on YOUTUBE or any other video sharing site, 
your channel will grow if they want to!!!!!

YouTube Creator Studio Analytics

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Epic fail
Accuracy: 0/20 What more could you expect from a woman?
Style: 4/20 Vegan feminazi oh noes!
Butthurt: 10/20 Monies & audience reach matters
Bonus: 15/20 JewTube HQ attacked, #1 Trending for 6 hours
Total Score: 29/100 (F-)
A true Aryan warrior!
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

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Gallery

  • Durka durka save the cocks durka durka
    Durka durka save the cocks durka durka
  • She uploaded videos about how to make "shit cookies". Very high quality content indeed.
    She uploaded videos about how to make "shit cookies". Very high quality content indeed.
  • "You dare to demonetize my boobs, I'll go urka durka jihad on your ass"
    "You dare to demonetize my boobs, I'll go urka durka jihad on your ass"
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