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==Imaginary Girlfriends== | ==Imaginary Girlfriends== | ||
Don't believe in [[Satan Claus]] and [[furries|Easter bunny]], believe in imaginary girlfriends who hold your hand and rub your cock. 90.01% of internet [[you|users who claim to have]] [[girlfriend]]s actually have imaginary girlfriends. | Don't believe in [[Satan Claus]] and [[furries|Easter bunny]], believe in imaginary girlfriends who hold your hand and rub your cock. [[99%|90.01%]] of internet [[you|users who claim to have]] [[girlfriend]]s actually have imaginary girlfriends. | ||
Instead of searching for real girlfriends on google [[porn]], as other [[man|guys]] do, they masturbate while either looking at an [[attention whore]]'s [[ | Instead of searching for real girlfriends on google [[porn]], as other [[man|guys]] do, they masturbate while either looking at an [[attention whore]]'s [[Facebook]] or thinking about their [[significant other|friend's girlfriend]] and pretending she's their girlfriend. If someone tells you they have an imaginary girlfriend, they are horny and going through puberty, beyond repair, and most likely need [[e-psychiatry]] | ||
It's also possible for [[women|girls]] to have imaginary boyfriends (but these women/girls are twilight fans so there's no hope for them anyway). These imaginary boyfriends are often cartoon characters, [[Japanese]] band members, and other such. Instead of [[masturbation]], they fingerbang. | It's also possible for [[women|girls]] to have imaginary boyfriends (but these women/girls are twilight fans so there's no hope for them anyway). These imaginary boyfriends are often [[Anime|cartoon characters]], [[Japanese]] band members, and other such. Instead of [[masturbation]], they fingerbang. | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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Image:Imaginary_Girlfriend_-_Photoshop.jpg | Image:Imaginary_Girlfriend_-_Photoshop.jpg | ||
Image:Imaginary_Girlfriend_-_So_Cute.jpg | Image:Imaginary_Girlfriend_-_So_Cute.jpg | ||
Image:Imaginary_Girlfriend_-_Used_Napkin.jpg | Image:Imaginary_Girlfriend_-_Used_Napkin.jpg|I wonder what he [[Fapping|used the napkin for...]] | ||
Image:Imaginary_Girlfriend_-_Lonely_Positions.jpg | Image:Imaginary_Girlfriend_-_Lonely_Positions.jpg | ||
</gallery> | Image:Valentine's_Day_-_The_Only_One_For_You.jpg|And that's why I feel like I have to wear a glove to touch myself. (I also make myself wear a condom.) | ||
Image:Valentine's_Day_-_Comics_-_The_Closest_Some_Ever_Get.jpg|Imaginary Boyfriend? | |||
Image:Imaginary_Girlfriend_-_Grow_Your_Own.jpg|Grow your own today! | |||
File:You need a girl.jpg | |||
Image:Maria Abe.png|thumb|right|This is what [[You|your]] imaginary girlfriend looks like. | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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*[[Mai Waifu]] - Imaginary girlfriends for weeaboos | *[[Mai Waifu]] - Imaginary girlfriends for weeaboos | ||
*[[Manti Te'o]] | *[[Manti Te'o]] | ||
*[[Peter Coffin]] - Was outed rather publicly for making up a girlfriend | |||
*[[Tulpa]] | |||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
{{Dying Alone}} | {{Dying Alone}} | ||
{{Psychology}} | {{Psychology}} | ||
Latest revision as of 18:15, 27 February 2022
An imaginary girlfriend is a mystical girl who has titties and who lives in the internets tubes and every 13 year old boys wet dreams.
Imaginary Girlfriends
Don't believe in Satan Claus and Easter bunny, believe in imaginary girlfriends who hold your hand and rub your cock. 90.01% of internet users who claim to have girlfriends actually have imaginary girlfriends.
Instead of searching for real girlfriends on google porn, as other guys do, they masturbate while either looking at an attention whore's Facebook or thinking about their friend's girlfriend and pretending she's their girlfriend. If someone tells you they have an imaginary girlfriend, they are horny and going through puberty, beyond repair, and most likely need e-psychiatry
It's also possible for girls to have imaginary boyfriends (but these women/girls are twilight fans so there's no hope for them anyway). These imaginary boyfriends are often cartoon characters, Japanese band members, and other such. Instead of masturbation, they fingerbang.
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Emmy Jo of New Zoo Revue was millions of boys first Imaginary Girlfriend, causing millions of boys first boners. -
Basement boi's and/or beta male's "girl-next-door" ideal imaginary girlfriend. -
Internet models are imaginary girlfriends too. -
Celebs are imaginary girlfriends. -
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I wonder what he used the napkin for... -
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And that's why I feel like I have to wear a glove to touch myself. (I also make myself wear a condom.) -
Imaginary Boyfriend? -
Grow your own today! -
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This is what your imaginary girlfriend looks like.
See Also
- Body Pillows - How Japs and Weeaboos bring their imaginary girlfriends to life.
- Chris Chan - His involves Sonic characters.
- Dying Alone
- Fetish
- Girlfriend
- Internet celebrity
- Internet model
- Mai Waifu - Imaginary girlfriends for weeaboos
- Manti Te'o
- Peter Coffin - Was outed rather publicly for making up a girlfriend
- Tulpa
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