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[[File:Mcjuggernuggetscard.jpg|200px|thumb|right|No work, ''just play!!!'']]
'''McJuggerNuggets''' or "'''Jesse Ridgeway'''" is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games ''he'' bought him.
The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a '''nintendo virgin''' the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother, '''Jeffrey''', is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering.
He constantly breaks stuff and takes his shirt off (idk.) He believes that [[youtube]] is a career and he can make millions.


'''McJuggerNuggets''', real name "'''Jesse Ridgway'''", is a wannabe liberal rights gamer and overall spoiled brat who's [[internet famous]] on Youtube. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out about his personal life. He is also a weeabrit manlet who smells like rotten spam muffins.
The horse-faced horror doesn't accept the basic reality of having to work in life, rather than sitting around all day playing boring video games streamed on Twitch in hopes of becoming the next [[Pewdiepie]]. But to say that's all to Jesse would be like saying Taco Bell is just slightly unhealthy.


== Why are these videos in existence? ==


Well, simple. Jesse is a lazy asswipe that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of [[youtube]] just for rent. Instead of working for ''more'' money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy [[jew]] who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of [[xbox]] games.[[File:Mcjuggernuggetsgames.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Dad plowing down virgin pile.]]
== The Mindset Of A Manchild ==
[[File:JESSE.jpg|300px|thumb|right|GIVE ME MORE MONEY!!!]]


== The mind of a spoiled bitch. ==
Jesse is the sad result of a mollycoddled generation that was told it could do anything. Vain, [[liberal]], manipulative, and prone to [[autism|escapism]], Jesse refuses to comply with other people and manipulates people into his own bidding. This ranges from [[lame|roping his friends into helping with stupid pranks]] to [[money|scamming several 14 year old brats out of money for]] [[bullshit|"Youtube support"]]. He sees no problem in shirking off meaningful work in favor of mooching off others. The very second you tell Jesse something he doesn't like, [[fact|he'll sputter around like a seized Farmall until he blows up in a shirt-stripping rage]]. He has no respect for others and constantly interrupts when people speak. Jesse also likes to hide behind [[bullshit]] excuses such as his limping spleen, his mono (which is bullshit since mono is a minor illness at best), and anything else he can pull out of his ass.


McJuggerNuggets has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. He also is oblivious to the fact that maybe it isn't just about providing for the house, but rather, getting your own damn house. He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property.  
Jesse McShitApples has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. Not once has he understood the negative impact he's had on the entire family, even when it's so blatantly obvious. Like other liberals, he also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property.  
If your dad buys you something, ''he is allowed to break it.'' Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, ''Don't complain about it and burn a christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you do have.''
If your dad buys you something, ''he is allowed to break it.'' Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, ''Don't complain about it and burn a Christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you ''do'' have.'' [[truth|All this doesn't matter as Jesse will kick and scream and cry and caterwaul until he's the king of everything and everyone]].
Jesse is constantly being caught playing video games when he isn't supposed to. This is because he tries to convince his fans he has an "addiction" and it's something he can't help.
Jesse is also a [[lie|habitual liar]] and will go out on his way to hide his ass when he's in the wrong. This alone shows that Jesse is a worthless irredeemable brat who needs to grow the fuck up.
During Christmas, he didn't get a Wii U, so he did what he does best. Destroys shit like a hypocritical ass of his father. Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse.
Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over [[tf2]]. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad.


== Bio about every mentally unstable person in his videos ==
[[TL;DR]] Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse.


'''Jesse Ridgeway''' - Annoying immature 4 year old kid trapped in a 20-something year old's body. Takes video games too seriously. Makes little to no money on [[YouTube]] and argues that it's a career like there's a metal rod up his asshole. Responds to "rude" comments like a 12 year old COD fag, using phrases like "your mom" and "kill yourself." It is also to mention that he is [[Midget|5 foot 5]] and weights [[Anorexic|138 pounds]]. (aka the wind could probably blow his pussy ass away.) Despite Jesse saying in every video that gaming makes him money, he fails to realize that 98% of the money he makes is from the Psycho Dad videos and from those videos giving his channel a name.
Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over video games on the Wii U. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad. Unlike Jesse, these two people manage to lead [[fap|semi-productive lives]] and aren't manipulative cunts.


'''Jeffrey Ridgeway Jr.''' - Also psycho, but has more reason to his actions. Less annoying [[YouTube]] channel. Also a big fan of steroids.  
== Jesse Fails At Romance ==
[[image:NOSIR.jpg|thumb|Jesse quietly realizes he'll never [[sex|get any]].]]


'''Jeffrey Ridgway (Dad)''' - Hypocritical ass who destroys his son's shit because he won't get off his lazy bottom and make himself his own money so he can go get his own life instead of staying back with his parents until they're dead. The dad owns a lawn mowing and lawn care job which he makes Jesse do for no money, for valid reasons under a negotiation.  
Finally, someone more inept at romance than [[Tom Preston]]. Sometime in September 2013, McJuggerPiglet and his girlfriend Juliette met on Tinder (aka the app for ugly ass [[virgins]]/lazy asses too lazy to work/both) Juliette being desperate for some dick decided to follow through with being Jesse's girlfriend. Words cannot describe what happened one day when [[tranny|Juliette]] wanted to hang out with Jesse for a while. The patent rudeness on Jesse's behalf is legendarily cringeworthy. At the end, he hides behind excuses, lashes out at Juliette, tries to manipulate her, and cries like a fucking ballmuncher. It should also be noted that Jesse does not meet up with Juliette very often. This already puts their relationship at risk for breaking down entirely. But alas. In the symphony that is Jesse Ridgeway, every single note is a [[earrape|sour dischord]].
 
'''Mom''' - Only normal one. She has no issues. Mom + 10. However she is useless and only good for staying in the kitchen. let's her husband call the shots in the house.
However despite the fact they've been together for almost 2 years it's quite captain obvious that they don't share a strong relationship and may as well be ''friends'', given with this evidence. It is hoped that Juliette will cuck Jesse in favor of [[Tyrone|someone who's kind and caring]].
Meanwhile, there are several reasons as to why they'll break up:


'''Juliette Reilly''' - Giving blonde girls a bad name since 2013. Dumbass bitch who fails to see what a useless piece of scum her boyfriend, Jesse is, which is something that 10 year olds can figure out no problem. She is very likely to be the virgin breaker of Jesse.
* They have nothing in common. Most of the time when Jesse is talking about video games she gets embarrassed and pretends she isn't even hearing him.


'''Uncle Larry''' Southern [[Redneck]] that can't think straight without his fucking beer. His beer addiction is likely why he is divorced. Though not nearly as hypocritical or messed up and Jesse's dad. For some reason he let's Jesse stink up his house with drama and eventually in the RV back when he was in exile.
* When Jesse moves into her dorm, SHE LITERALLY MAKES HIM SLEEP ON A DIFFERENT MATTRESS. Obviously not wanting his faggot ass sleeping in the same bed as her.


'''Tom Abraham''' Larry's son. pretty much a copy pasta of McJuggerNuggets only unlike Jesse he WILL die a virgin and dosen't know what colour the sun is. Also to mention he is a [[PC Gamer|PC Gamer]].
* Juliette actually wants to do something with her life after college; unlike Jesse, who literally flushed over 80 grand down the drain, plays video games all day and relies on his crappy Psycho Series videos in order to make a quick buck. [[Angry Grandpa|Sound familiar?]]


'''Kate''' People say that women only get periods on a monthly basis. NOT THE CASE WITH THIS GIRL AS SHE GETS PERIODS EVERYDAY. Despite only making one major apperence in Jesse's shitty channel, she cusses like it's second nature. Jeffrey Jr's ex girlfriend.
* They live in different states. Granted, McCockNuggets lives in [[New Jersey]] and Juliette lives in [[Pennsylvania]] and likely live close to the borders of those states, but it would still be classified as a long distance relationship.


'''Zachary who gives a fuck''' Not much to say about him other then the fact that he makes Jesse his bitch. it is incredibly likely that he is gay due to the fact that he lets Jesse play his gay boy advance right near his crouch.
* Jesse manipulated Juliette into a shitty pregnancy prank with his dad. Not only did the prank fail but Juliette's pregnancy is nothing to joke about: no children of Jesse's should ever be welcome into a reasonable world.


== Chapter 1: The beginning ==
== The Adventures Of An Asshole ==
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'''The first video: Jesse playing vidya on a TV he was told not to.'''
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'''Jesse manipulates Uncle Larry and Corn into another shitty prank.'''
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'''The whole [[LifeInATent|tent]] fiasco in a nutshell.'''
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'''He never had a job except for his lazy gaming job.'''
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'''Jesse being a spoiled ungrateful brat as always.'''
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'''Now Jesse has gone too far.'''
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'''[[Why so serious?|Why so Psycho?]]'''
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'''And nothing important was lost.'''
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'''[[Asking for it|Down goes Jesse's gaming kingdom]] after quitting his [[IRL]] job.'''
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'''The nigga literally has nothing now.'''
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<center>'''The best proof against Jesse's bullshit politics is himself.'''</center>


It all started when his dad began to realize that Jesse has been living in video game paradise for too long. Since Jesse wouldn't do anything productive, his dad destroyed his xbox with a chainsaw. Jesse flipped a shit and got mad at his dad for breaking something the parents bought him.
== Jesse's Enemy List ==
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Being a butthurt loser, he turned on the camera and proceeded to make a video about ''how much his life sucks.''




'''November 2014'''
'''Jeffrey T. Ridgway Jr. (Psycho Brother)''' - Steroidal bank dumper who actually filmed the original "Psycho" videos. Received zero credit for this and ended up making his own channel where he occasionally pranks Jesse. [[Pretty cool guy]].
Time passes, and it's thanksgiving. The whole family is sitting around a table (in the basement for some reason) and the parents are talking to Jesse about how he needs a job. Again, thinking that he's a top-notch YouTuber, tells them that he in fact does have a job, even though it's not true. His dad begins to give a prayer for Jesse to get a job.  


"''Dear lord... Bless the food that's in front of us. Thank you dear lord for all the family that's around the table. And dear lord, I have to emphasize please, find Jesse a job, come monday morning.''"
'''Jeffrey Ridgway (Psycho Dad)''' - Our latterday hero fighting against the cancer that is his younger son. Typical angry schmuck who's only real redeeming value is trying to bring Jesse into the real world. Runs a landscaping business. Has been shot and killed by Jesse, and now haunts him forever in his dreams.
'''Terry Ridgway (Psycho Mom)''' - Coked out wife of Jeffrey Ridgeway. Passively white-knighted for Jesse until even she became fed up with his bullshit. Divorced Psycho Dad's sorry square ass. Absolutely useless being only good for being in the kitchen. Kicked the poor turd out of his own house.


Jesse then made a cringeworthy action and talked about how he's thankful for an xbox and video games, rather than him family or relatives that were also there. Tension increases and Jesse finally flips a shit.
'''Uncle Larry (Psycho Uncle)''' - Drunkard [[Redneck]] that can't think straight without his fucking Corona beer. His beer addiction is likely why he is divorced. Former ally of Jesse until his brain started up one day and began to realize what a cocksucker Jesse really is. Religious cultists of Larry are known as "Coronies", a word not far off from "Crohn's", a type of disease. To be fair, his cooking ain't too bad.
He litterly flips the table over and turkey shit goes everywhere. This fucker ruined thanksgiving for everyone because his dad told him to get a life. What a pussy.


He then goes into a full caps rage (not actually) with his dad a couple days later about how he made him look bad (well..) Again, like always, his dad yells '''GET A FUCKING JOB''' and he cries like a pussy.
'''Chris Ridgway''' - The True Psycho Uncle. Is not above exploiting phobias and making physical advances and threats on Jesse's life to purposely make his life worse for lulz. He's basically Psycho Dad (God Mode).


'''December 2014'''
Please kill him. Seriously, he won't be missed.


It's Christmas, and he's up to his old shenanigans again. His whole family is happy with their gifts, except for McJuggerNuggets, After not getting a Wii U <s> for being a spoiled little [[faggot]]. </s>
'''Tom Abraham''' - Larry's son. pretty much a copy pasta of [[Aspergers|McJuggerNuggets]] except he's actually productive in the real world and not manipulative. [[PWND]] Jesse when he got Uncle Larry injured.
After this, he brings the [[Christmas]] tree outside and burns it. He then goes inside and, for some reason, his mom still gives his faggotass the fucking Wii U.
He then shows it off in his next video, and pretends like he got it himself, and likes to imagine that he didn't cry like a little bitch for it.
'''Zachary Cornatzer (Corn)''' - Jesse's <s>right-hand man</s> buttslave. It is debated whether or not Jesse is really a friend of Corn's. Jesse usually sees Corn as an enemy when Jeffrey has Corn involved with his manchildish pranks for Jewgold. Despite [[buttsecks|bending around]] for money, Corn is usually pretty [[gay|chill]] and appears to be the least insane of Jesse's friends. Aside from his freakish stoner face. Now his ass is kicked out of the Psycho family by Psycho Dad after his dickless 'best friend' Jesse blames him for uploading the videos.
[[File:Mcjuggernuggetstree.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Wow... fuck him, honestly.]]


== Chapter 2: The YouTube Play Button Issue ==
'''[[FGAS|Juliette Reilly]]''' - Jesse's <s>sex slave</s> "girlfriend". She has a huge ass that visibly jiggles when it is caught on camera. Many believe that Jesse doesn't deserve <s>her big ol' booty</s> her. Only good for anal sex, buttjobs, and like Terry, being in the kitchen. Juliette is universally hated by the fandom for two reasons: One is that any video she appears in is even more [[boring]] than usual; the other is that she got [[butthurt]] and threatened [[Wikia]] with a [[lolsuit]] over "privacy violations," even though everything that was on her page was already public knowledge to begin with. Instead of telling her to fuck off and go suck Jesse's 3-inch microcock, the admins of the McJuggerNuggets Wiki complied with her demands and she's no longer allowed to be mentioned by name there "For Security" - as the infamous line goes.


When Jesse received a metal play button by [[YouTube]] for having 500k subscribers, or "juggies", he got very excited because it's the only form of respect or type of reward he's ever gotten in his life. After being a selfish [[jew]], he keeps it for himself, even though it's pretty much both his brothers and his because they both worked to make the psycho shit happen. His dad interrupts and takes it from the two gremlins. His dad proceeds to destroy it, because like he said, '''the reward doesn't fucking matter. It's a piece of goddamn plastic.'''
'''[[Alcoholic|Melissa Stalhberger]]''' - Hands down, the best character in the entire show. Knows how to tear apart Jesse's [[goatse|gaping wide asshole]] while being a [[win|total boss]] about everything. Surprisingly, she's still married and has a son who isn't a gaming slack-tivist.
Both Jesse and Jeffrey get poles stuck up their ass and flip batshit crazy over it. (Jeffrey deserved the reward more than Jesse, just saying.)


'''George Stalhberger''' - Basically a fat and lazy version of Uncle Larry.


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'''Georgie Stalhberger''' - Productive pothead son of Melissa.


== Chapter 3: BigBrudda Militia v.s. Juggie Nazi Force. ==
== But Are The Videos Real? ==
[[File:TAKINGASQUEEZE.jpg|thumb|right|"This faggot seriously came out of my dick hole?"]]
Like the Angry Grandpa, Wafflepwn, and other titans of freakout terror, it was been [[no|hotly debated]] if Jesse's plights are even real. It is known that Jesse runs several [[fake]] Twitter accounts including one posing as his father. Here, he tries to convey more support from his naive fans. It is also questioned since his father appeared in older, less interesting videos as a less psychotic individual who was cool with Jesse's lifestyle and existence. Finally, virtually everything presented by Jesse is hideously cliche at best, such as dressing up for a job interview in the stereotypical suit, he and his [[gamer]] friends eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, and the plight of his hardworking [[Christian]] conservative father going against his gaming [[Atheist]] liberal child. In "Psycho Dad Crashes WoW LAN Party" you can see some of Jesse's friends with nerd glasses, snacking on Doritos and Mountain Dew - typical gamer stereotypes. On at least one occasion his father did conspire a friend dressed in an Amazon.com police costume to [[rape|"arrest"]] Jesse to teach him a lesson. Originally, Jesse claimed this event was legit but was later forced to retcon the video as a prank due to people figuring out how fake it was. Even if the videos were confirmed to be staged, Jesse would still be a shitswindler at best: taking in lots of [[hugbox|gifts and monetary donation from fans who don't know any better]]. It is no longer relevant if the videos are real or not since Jesse is a [[retard]] either way.


After '''Jeffrey''' began getting popularity on his channel '''BigBrudda''', Jesse became a jealous fuck and stroked back against him, calling his channel shitty in '''Psycho Dad Reacts to 1 Million Juggies.''' Jeffrey then calls out Jesse and calls him a "[[hacker]]" (due to BigBrudda's channel being hacked around May 2015.) The two channels battle it out 24/7 (kinda pathetic.)
The conclusion is simple. They're without a doubt 110% fake and you should kill yourself if you think otherwise.


'''McJuggerNuggets''':
== Fanbase (ABANDON ALL HOPE) ==
Annoying AF channel that consists of Psycho Dad videos and mail unboxings. Also includes vlog videos with his [[girlfriend]] that he verbally abuses a lot (more info on that later). Annoying fans of Jesse called "Juggies" listen to his every command. Most fans of McJuggerNuggets are about <s>10-13 </s>4-6 years old. All of them defend Jesse because they believe he is abused, even though in reality, they don't understand what working is or what a life really is like.
Almost all of them are gamer rebels who don't listen to their parents.


'''BigBrudda''':
Jesse has accumulated a fanbase of naive 8 year old [[children]] too sheltered to make any rational decision in life. Upon noticing the success of Youtubers gaining supportive simpleton sheep, Jesse tries to do the same. [[fail|His fanbrats support Jesse's crusade to escape the real world and screw over anyone unlucky enough to come in contact with him]]. These political peons are known as "Juggies". They are quite possibly the worst fanbase to exist for any Youtuber, only second to Boogie's followers (notice Jesse himself is a Boogie fan).
Consists of skits and "Brupdate" (update) videos by '''Jeffrey Ridgeway Jr.''' More sane and less annoying juggies in the chat. Fans are called "little bruddas". Fanbase majority is mostly logical-thinking teenagers to young adults.


[[File:Bigbrudda.jpg|200px|thumb|left|BigBrudda.]]
A lot of juggies tend to visit BigBrudda's channel often just to hate on him, and call him an asshole every video he uploads (pathetic, really.) This should not be acted upon as Jesse's fanbase is every bit as impractical and out of touch with reality as Jesse himself.
[[File:Mcjuggernuggetsprofile.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|Saltynuggets.]]
In odd contrast, none of Jeffrey's followers ("Little Bruddas") ever act quite as immature in the comments board on any video.


== Shit's Still Fake, Go Home ==
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'''<center>A useful breakdown of Jesse's legacy.</center>'''


While it's already been proven that these videos are phonier than George Lucas' sense of creativity, there's plenty more to the shitfest.
Peppered throughout the Psycho videos are blatant giveaways that expose the series' legitimacy. From Psycho Dad holding an unhinged door in place before kicking it down to the ownership of a car, there are several fine details that go over the heads of the average [[Idiot|Juggie]]. Unfortunately this also means that Jesse is lovingly exploiting several children out of money, presents, and other forms of support - however he is lucky to host his crap on Youtube which is passive enough to allow [[boogie2988|several]] [[Fred|conniving]] [[Angry Grandpa|scam]] [[Onision|artists]] to run around and hawk money from video views, no matter how illicit their practices are. Jesse even outlines the Psycho series plan in an early video. Here, it is also confirmed that the series will go for at least 40 episodes before ending. The series finally hit episode 40 to the clamor of Juggies and general dismissal by everyone else. Despite this finale, Juggie-milking is the only thing on Jesse's agenda since he knows [[fact|the only reason people watch his channel is for the Psycho freak outs]]. While it is presumed that Jesse will attempt to reel in the Juggies with [[shit nobody cares about|new lame videos that nobody likes]], it is inevitable that the Psycho series will eventually return because Jesse needs his money. Unlike his original success, everyone with a triple digit IQ knows now that the Psycho videos are fake which means no one will give an emotional shit about Jesse's future plights. And that means less [[Jewgold]] for Jesse.


Now, let's see who has more psychological issues. '''Jesse or Jeffrey.''' Well, we know that Jesse is a spoiled fegt who can't get things his damn self. '''0:1, Jeffrey winning'''
== Shit's Even More Fake, The Best Proof That These Videos Are Staged ==
Jeffrey broke his dad's trophies as a "prank." (kinda douchey.)
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'''1:1, tie.'''
'''<center>Jeffrey's Ex Confirms vids are staged.</center>'''
Jesse has burned down a Christmas tree.
'''1:2, Jeffrey.'''
Jeffrey has stolen his uncle's RV and driven it back down to his father's house.. with Jesse inside it.
'''2:2, tie.'''
Jesse has lived in a tent and an RV because he refuses to get ''one'' legit job with [[YouTube]] at the side.
'''2:3, Jeffrey in the lead.'''
Jeffrey has locked Jesse outside in the cold.
'''3:3, tie once again.'''
Jesse has ruined thanksgiving for his family, burnt down a Christmas tree, smashed a TV, caused havoc at his dad's workplace, and treats his [[girlfriend]] like a sexist [[redneck]].
'''3:8... Jeffrey wins.'''


A lot of juggies tend to visit BigBrudda's channel often just to hate on him, and call him an asshole every video he uploads (kinda sad, really.) However, when responding to these creatures, there are steps you must take in order to talk to them. You must speak as rationale and organized in speech as you can, because these virginmonsters will be hard to deal with. Trust me.
The ex-girlfriend who destroyed Jeffrey's [[Android|iPad]] confirmed that one of the psycho videos is fake. In fact, they changed her name just for the videos. And as shown by her Twitter, she seems to be a decent person and could care less about exposing the Psycho scheme. Also shown by her Twitter is the laughable immaturity of Jesse's precious little Juggies as they continue to make baseless threats against her.


==Chapter 4: Uncle Larry ==
Jesse has not directly addressed this revelation, nor has he said anything about the heaps of evidence against the Psycho series' [[bullshit|legitimacy]]. Instead, Jesse simply shirks off people who don't believe in him as if they were heretics. Jesse's mission is to ensure none of his supporters notice how fake the Psycho videos are, so he'll continue to get money and support from all those Juggies. It is lucky for him that the average Juggie is about 14 years old and too fucking stupid to think coherently. Even more lucky is that Jesse has a cast of people who refuse to call him out for going through over 100 videos of outright garbage.
To the surprise of [[nobody cares|nobody]], Jesse has decided to push on with the Psycho series. Episode 41 "Psycho Dad Chucks Super Nintendo" premiered on January 31, 2016 to make moar Jewtube monies since his crappy attempts at making different videos haven't proven popular. The sad realization that his entire family and friends will be stuck in the [[California|Psycho world]] is a thought both commiserating and [[LOL|fucking hilarious]].


In  April of 2015, '''McJuggerNuggets''' became homeless by deciding to act all badass like he usually does and breaks his dad's well earned childhood trophies in revenge for destroying his faggy play button. of course destroying his play button that technically belongs to his older brother and not him is equal to all of Jeffrey Sr. trophies in his mind. that costs him his wii u which Jesse is stupid enough to try to save despite being on fire almost burning himself in the process. Jesse's dad being a parent forces him out of the house in which he starts living in a tent outside his uncle Larry's house.
== Ice Cream 'n Interrogation: The Fall Of Jesse==
This sad 4 eyed creature, being a lazy fuck, decided to still not get a job and rather live in a shitty tent in the cold.
This sad excuse of a person is still trying to get his fanbase to believe that he is physically abused and that fans should kiss his [[butthurt]] ass. Eventually Jeffrey Sr finds out that he's hogging the electricity and warns him not to steal his shit again. of course Jesse being the manchild dosen't listen and gets his tv,tent and xbox360 ran the fuck over. Jesse then starts relying on his faggy friends to cater after his ass. starting with a loser named Zach that he met online. he moved out due to the fact that Zach wasn't around often enough to suck him off. then goes to Juliette's dorm, staying there for a week secretly pissing her friend's off to no end which he even agrees on.
[[File:Unclelarry.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Poor soul.]]
Afterwards his uncle for some fucked up reason let's Jesse move in with him. He ends up learning the hard way that he made a huge mistake having to deal with this lazy slob 24/7, being caught in Jeffrey and Jesse's 5 year old pranks. This poor man has to deal with his RV being vandalized, and a manchild in his backyard fapping off to [[Hentai]].


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[[File:unclelarry2.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Uncle Larry]]
His cousin '''Tom''' tells Jesse's dad that Jesse is secretly staying in a tent, for some reason. Jesse confronts the kid and the nerd explains that he <s> is a fucking selfish bitch who wants to keep everything for himself and not share </s>  doesn't know why he told his dad.
After living in a tent for quite a while, Jesse moved into an RV, and began playing his [[nintendo]]shit in there. When he was caught by his dad, he showed him a video of 7 year old [[nerds]] protesting that Jesse has a job. Unfortunately, '''the kids had no clue wtf they are talking about, and the dad was brainwashed into believing the [[propaganda]].''' He allowed Jesse to move back into the house if he would work for his dad for free. However, Jesse is a lying fuck who can't keep his word, so he protested once more to his Dad's request a few days later, and was kicked out once again. This leads us to Chapter 5: The downfall of GTA's fans.
[[File:virginsetup.jpg|400px|thumb|left|The shitty setup of Jesse's virgin collection.]]


==Chapter 5: The downfall of GTA's fans. ==
So one day Jesse was planning another fake video for [[monies|Toobgoldz]] and approached an ice cream shop to film at. They agreed [[facepalm|without any thought]] in regards to what Jesse was going to pull off on camera. In a nutshell, Jesse was filmed [[sick fuck|licking nozzles and dropping hair all over the place]] during a normal service day. Complaints went through the roof on the ice cream shop's Google page, both from angry customers and [[trolls]] piling in on the situation. Jesse had to play damage control and tried taking the video down. To no avail, militant warriors of justice and lulz reuploaded the video within minutes. While claims of Jesse being sued appear to have fallen flat, pressure has turned up against Jesse to admit his videos are staged.
Several [[Idiot|concerned Juggies]] have pestered Jesse's residential police departments over the videos, only to be told that they're either for entertainment purposes or that they've "been investigated". Rules have been afoot for Youtube to label "prank" videos as staged - while this has yet to manifest, Jesse appears to be winding down the Psycho series as an apparent response to this growing pressure to come out as a fake at the cost of virtually everything he's made over the years. Yes: Jesse would rather write out the Psycho series than grow a pair and admit to his phony fraudulent bullshit.


'''Late May 2015''':
==Recent Happenings==
McJuggerNuggets is working for his dad at some random shithole when he decides he's going to be a pussy-ass [[bitch]] and decides to protest against his dad again. He tells him that he "''doesn't want to carry 50 pound bags of fertilizer to a truck.''" His dad, angered, tells him to go finish the job. Jesse begins to throw a preteen temper tantrum.
[[image:McJessus.png|thumb|Jessus Christ: savior of shit.]]
When a police officer (later confirmed to be a part of a scared straight idea) arrives, Jesse mentions that "''he plays Grand Theft Auto and knows how it works.''" Soon enough, Jesse is in handcuffs freaking out.
He is sent back to the poor soul who had to deal with this shitbomb from a month earlier.
[[File:McJuggerNuggetsArrested.jpg|300px|thumb|right|GET HIM!!!!11]]


== How Juliette deals with Jesse ==
* A bunch of other shit, who cares.
* Jeff paints Jesse's car pink for lulz.
* Jesse waterboards his brother's motorbike because his car was made gay.
* Jeffrey gets revenge. Jesse gets revenge back by breaking a bottle over his head.
* Psycho Dad destroys more shit. Psycho Mom has enough and divorces his ass.
* Psycho Mom moves in with Melissa, who turns her into a teenager.
* Psycho Dad steals $30K from Jesse, who doesn't call the police or do something rational because it's all fake.
* Jesse gets everyone to fix up a house for him while he records.
* Due to Jesse's autism coupled with crippling loneliness. He starts talking to flies, dry wall and styrofoam heads.
* Psycho Mom Manipulates™ Jesse into giving her the house, leaving him stuck with Psycho Dad.
* Jesse tries several times to get a job and fails spectacularly every time.
* Psycho Dad gets him a job with his redneck nigger-lynching brother.
* Jesse quits.
* Psycho Dad destroys more shit. Jesse has enough and runs away.
* Jesse Manipulates™ Larry into parking his trailer on Melissa's woods to hide it from Psycho Dad.
* Jesse creates "Demma". A styrofoam head duct taped to a face on dry wall duct taped to more styrofoam. He literally still carries around that shit. Talking to it and showing it to everyone.
* Jesse steals food and electricity and calls Melissa petty when she calls him out on it.
* Melissa gets officially done and tips Psycho Dad off to Jesse's location.
* Psycho Dad reks more shit.
* Psycho Dad trolls Jesse by taking away literally everything he has.
* Larry tries to kill Psycho Dad (not even kidding), then goes to the hospital.
* Psycho Dad takes Jesse's car away for letting Larry in to rekt his pool.
* Tom finally turns into a savage and yells at Jesse for causing Larry's incident, and Jesse, as usual, runs away like a pussy. As usual, Jesse's buttlickers went after Tom.
[[File:McFuckerNugget loss.png|thumb|right|Fine Brothers 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]]]
* Psycho Dad discovers his channel. Jesse <s>becomes a dick</s>(he was always a dick) further proves that he's a spineless turd by throwing Corn under the bus, gets kicked out of the family.
** {{youtube|O0tZgfqltX4|Becomes the most downvoted video}} after Jesse blames Corn. Deleted hate comments due to butthurt.
* Jesse makes a puppet show with Demma, makes excuses for selling Corn out and says that he thought his Juggies would support him no matter how shitty he was, convincing all psychologists of his insanity.
* Psycho Dad b&s Jesse's friends from the house and makes Jesse have to make his videos in a closet.
* Jesse just loses it.
* Demma is destroyed.
* Jesse is confessing he's a piece of shit with <s>3 million [[children|subscribers]].</s> lol, not anymore
* '''''Jesse shoots Psycho Dad dead, grabs his $30,000 and leaves.'''''
* The $30,000 was actually like $1000. Jesse departs from civilized humanity with his final mating call.
* Jesse flees the country before the cops show up and almost does the [[An hero|most useful thing he could've done]], but pussies out like always.
* '''''Jesse reveals that the series is [[No shit|FAKE]]!'''''


Sometime in September 2013, McJuggerCocks and Juliette met on Tinder (aka the app for ugly ass virgins/lazy asses too lazy to work/both) Juliette being the blonde hoe bag she is decided to date this fucker. only god knows what she's been smoking since then. the relationship seems to be going less then ok but gets seemingly worse on '''Psycho Relationship Problems.''' In this video, Jesse is an absolute ass to her. After the kid finds out that he needs to be home in a couple hours, or his dad will throw his faggot ass out of the house again, Jesse becomes a judgemental asswipe that criticizes her girlfriend trying to cover a song together. (Even though since Jesse is only good at playing video games and screaming like a 2 year old he'd probably fuck up the minute he plays if he were to try.) Since Jesse can't do anything besides [[video games]], he uses a little worm to dance on her shoulders. Juliette plays the guitar. Everything is going a-okay until she messes up. Jesse fumes into a raging narutard and tells her that she needs to do better. After a few tries (and Jesse wacking off the worm), he gives up like a self-centered [[douchebag]]. Juliette tries to get him to calm down, and he won't because he thinks he's ''all that''. Then he cries like a [[bitch]] and using his [[lie|bipolar disorder]] as an excuse. he pretty much thinks he's all "this and that" like pretty much every video on his shitty channel. However despite the fact they've been together for almost 2 years it's quite captain obvious that they don't share a strong relationship and may aswell be fuck buddies. given with this evidence.
==No Brakes On The Psycho Train!!!==


1) They have nothing in common. most of the time when Jesse is talking about video games she gets embarrassed and pretends she isn't even hearing him.
[http://mashable.com/2016/05/19/supergravity-launches-talent-management-company/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-ent-link%23_Rz8wdpd7rqI#RaGoT1X788qf HE LIDDURRULLY TRIED BECOMING THE NEXT FRED]


2) When Jesse moves into her dorm SHE LITERALLY MAKES HIM SLEEP ON A DIFFERENT MATTRESS. obviously not wanting his faggot ass sleeping in the same bed as her.
<s>So [[Last Thursday|not long ago]] a news article came out detailing [[shit nobody cares about|a Los Angeles based digital production and distribution company]] that takes in [[hipster|independent artists]] for [[buttsecks|big media exposure]]. Among their listed clients is Jesse Ridgway himself. This would appear to explain why Jesse has begun to shut off his Youtube series: [[unrealistic expectations|he really thinks he's good enough]] to warrant attention from the same pinhead that made [[Fred]] a TV show. Only [[no|time will tell]] if this pointless venture in money grubbing really takes off for Jesse or the company he's trying to get good with.</s> [[DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK CAWKZ!!!11!]]


3) Juliette actually wants to do something with her life after college. unlike Jesse who literally flushed 80 grand down the drain,plays video games all day and relies on his crappy Psycho Dad videos in order to make a quick buck.
Jesse originally anticipated that his Chewtube fortune would vanish immediately as fewer and fewer people give a shit about a series that was revealed as fake. Luckily the entirety of his fanbase is still fucking [[stupid]] enough to [[religion|BELIEVE™]] it's real and that [[Alex Jones|he had to say it was fake]] to get around Phewtube's [[jail|terms of service]]. Jesse has now resorted to portraying his [[schizophrenia|"character"]] as an individual separate from his true self. He magically morphs into his character and continues to make [[fake|totally real and not fake]] psycho role reversals and continuations of the [[aspierations|award winning series]].
As such, he has continued to make ridiculous staged drama videos with other famous Youtubers including [[Angry Grandpa|KidBehindACamera]], [[Boogie2988]], and [[bullshit|what is anticipated to be a great diverse variety of internet personalities for the people of youth to look up to for inspiration]].
As Jesse and his family [[no|discover new ways]] to enjoy their [[internet famous|great achievements]], we'll all have [[uncyclopedia|plenty of psycho fun]] for years to [[cum|come]].


4) They live in different states. granted McFaggotNuggets lives in NJ and Juliette lives in Pennsylvania and likely live close to the borders of those states but it would still be classified as a long distance relationship.
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==External Links==
==External Links==
* [http://psychokid.wikia.com/wiki/McJuggerNuggets_Wiki] Wiki dedicated to McJuggerNuggers
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{{yt|c|UCaiYqc8i5ojWZAgldxSmcqQ|Jeffrey Junior's channel}}
 
[http://psychokid.wikia.com/wiki/McJuggerNuggets_Wiki The Officialist Wiki]


==See also==
* [[Basement dweller]]
* [[Virgin]]
* [[Faggot]]
* [[Psychopath]]
* [[Fake]]


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Latest revision as of 07:00, 13 January 2023

SUCK DAT CORN COB!


McJuggerNuggets, real name "Jesse Ridgway", is a wannabe liberal rights gamer and overall spoiled brat who's internet famous on Youtube. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a job, and relies solely on the little jewgold he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out about his personal life. He is also a weeabrit manlet who smells like rotten spam muffins. The horse-faced horror doesn't accept the basic reality of having to work in life, rather than sitting around all day playing boring video games streamed on Twitch in hopes of becoming the next Pewdiepie. But to say that's all to Jesse would be like saying Taco Bell is just slightly unhealthy.


The Mindset Of A Manchild

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Jesse is the sad result of a mollycoddled generation that was told it could do anything. Vain, liberal, manipulative, and prone to escapism, Jesse refuses to comply with other people and manipulates people into his own bidding. This ranges from roping his friends into helping with stupid pranks to scamming several 14 year old brats out of money for "Youtube support". He sees no problem in shirking off meaningful work in favor of mooching off others. The very second you tell Jesse something he doesn't like, he'll sputter around like a seized Farmall until he blows up in a shirt-stripping rage. He has no respect for others and constantly interrupts when people speak. Jesse also likes to hide behind bullshit excuses such as his limping spleen, his mono (which is bullshit since mono is a minor illness at best), and anything else he can pull out of his ass.

Jesse McShitApples has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. Not once has he understood the negative impact he's had on the entire family, even when it's so blatantly obvious. Like other liberals, he also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property. If your dad buys you something, he is allowed to break it. Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, Don't complain about it and burn a Christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you do have. All this doesn't matter as Jesse will kick and scream and cry and caterwaul until he's the king of everything and everyone. Jesse is also a habitual liar and will go out on his way to hide his ass when he's in the wrong. This alone shows that Jesse is a worthless irredeemable brat who needs to grow the fuck up.

TL;DR Nobody should have any sympathy for Jesse.

Jesse is not the only one in the family obsessed with gadgets. His cousin Tom is crazy over video games on the Wii U. His brother, Jeffrey, is attached to his iPad. Unlike Jesse, these two people manage to lead semi-productive lives and aren't manipulative cunts.

Jesse Fails At Romance

Jesse quietly realizes he'll never get any.

Finally, someone more inept at romance than Tom Preston. Sometime in September 2013, McJuggerPiglet and his girlfriend Juliette met on Tinder (aka the app for ugly ass virgins/lazy asses too lazy to work/both) Juliette being desperate for some dick decided to follow through with being Jesse's girlfriend. Words cannot describe what happened one day when Juliette wanted to hang out with Jesse for a while. The patent rudeness on Jesse's behalf is legendarily cringeworthy. At the end, he hides behind excuses, lashes out at Juliette, tries to manipulate her, and cries like a fucking ballmuncher. It should also be noted that Jesse does not meet up with Juliette very often. This already puts their relationship at risk for breaking down entirely. But alas. In the symphony that is Jesse Ridgeway, every single note is a sour dischord.

However despite the fact they've been together for almost 2 years it's quite captain obvious that they don't share a strong relationship and may as well be friends, given with this evidence. It is hoped that Juliette will cuck Jesse in favor of someone who's kind and caring. Meanwhile, there are several reasons as to why they'll break up:

  • They have nothing in common. Most of the time when Jesse is talking about video games she gets embarrassed and pretends she isn't even hearing him.
  • When Jesse moves into her dorm, SHE LITERALLY MAKES HIM SLEEP ON A DIFFERENT MATTRESS. Obviously not wanting his faggot ass sleeping in the same bed as her.
  • Juliette actually wants to do something with her life after college; unlike Jesse, who literally flushed over 80 grand down the drain, plays video games all day and relies on his crappy Psycho Series videos in order to make a quick buck. Sound familiar?
  • They live in different states. Granted, McCockNuggets lives in New Jersey and Juliette lives in Pennsylvania and likely live close to the borders of those states, but it would still be classified as a long distance relationship.
  • Jesse manipulated Juliette into a shitty pregnancy prank with his dad. Not only did the prank fail but Juliette's pregnancy is nothing to joke about: no children of Jesse's should ever be welcome into a reasonable world.

The Adventures Of An Asshole

The first video: Jesse playing vidya on a TV he was told not to.

Jesse manipulates Uncle Larry and Corn into another shitty prank.

The whole tent fiasco in a nutshell.

He never had a job except for his lazy gaming job.

Jesse being a spoiled ungrateful brat as always.

Now Jesse has gone too far.

And nothing important was lost.

Down goes Jesse's gaming kingdom after quitting his IRL job.

The nigga literally has nothing now.

The best proof against Jesse's bullshit politics is himself.

Jesse's Enemy List

Spoiled fuck.
They're Violent And They're Vicious, The Psycho Family~


Jeffrey T. Ridgway Jr. (Psycho Brother) - Steroidal bank dumper who actually filmed the original "Psycho" videos. Received zero credit for this and ended up making his own channel where he occasionally pranks Jesse. Pretty cool guy.

Jeffrey Ridgway (Psycho Dad) - Our latterday hero fighting against the cancer that is his younger son. Typical angry schmuck who's only real redeeming value is trying to bring Jesse into the real world. Runs a landscaping business. Has been shot and killed by Jesse, and now haunts him forever in his dreams.

Terry Ridgway (Psycho Mom) - Coked out wife of Jeffrey Ridgeway. Passively white-knighted for Jesse until even she became fed up with his bullshit. Divorced Psycho Dad's sorry square ass. Absolutely useless being only good for being in the kitchen. Kicked the poor turd out of his own house.

Uncle Larry (Psycho Uncle) - Drunkard Redneck that can't think straight without his fucking Corona beer. His beer addiction is likely why he is divorced. Former ally of Jesse until his brain started up one day and began to realize what a cocksucker Jesse really is. Religious cultists of Larry are known as "Coronies", a word not far off from "Crohn's", a type of disease. To be fair, his cooking ain't too bad.

Chris Ridgway - The True Psycho Uncle. Is not above exploiting phobias and making physical advances and threats on Jesse's life to purposely make his life worse for lulz. He's basically Psycho Dad (God Mode).

Please kill him. Seriously, he won't be missed.

Tom Abraham - Larry's son. pretty much a copy pasta of McJuggerNuggets except he's actually productive in the real world and not manipulative. PWND Jesse when he got Uncle Larry injured.

Zachary Cornatzer (Corn) - Jesse's right-hand man buttslave. It is debated whether or not Jesse is really a friend of Corn's. Jesse usually sees Corn as an enemy when Jeffrey has Corn involved with his manchildish pranks for Jewgold. Despite bending around for money, Corn is usually pretty chill and appears to be the least insane of Jesse's friends. Aside from his freakish stoner face. Now his ass is kicked out of the Psycho family by Psycho Dad after his dickless 'best friend' Jesse blames him for uploading the videos.

Juliette Reilly - Jesse's sex slave "girlfriend". She has a huge ass that visibly jiggles when it is caught on camera. Many believe that Jesse doesn't deserve her big ol' booty her. Only good for anal sex, buttjobs, and like Terry, being in the kitchen. Juliette is universally hated by the fandom for two reasons: One is that any video she appears in is even more boring than usual; the other is that she got butthurt and threatened Wikia with a lolsuit over "privacy violations," even though everything that was on her page was already public knowledge to begin with. Instead of telling her to fuck off and go suck Jesse's 3-inch microcock, the admins of the McJuggerNuggets Wiki complied with her demands and she's no longer allowed to be mentioned by name there "For Security" - as the infamous line goes.

Melissa Stalhberger - Hands down, the best character in the entire show. Knows how to tear apart Jesse's gaping wide asshole while being a total boss about everything. Surprisingly, she's still married and has a son who isn't a gaming slack-tivist.

George Stalhberger - Basically a fat and lazy version of Uncle Larry.

Georgie Stalhberger - Productive pothead son of Melissa.

But Are The Videos Real?

"This faggot seriously came out of my dick hole?"

Like the Angry Grandpa, Wafflepwn, and other titans of freakout terror, it was been hotly debated if Jesse's plights are even real. It is known that Jesse runs several fake Twitter accounts including one posing as his father. Here, he tries to convey more support from his naive fans. It is also questioned since his father appeared in older, less interesting videos as a less psychotic individual who was cool with Jesse's lifestyle and existence. Finally, virtually everything presented by Jesse is hideously cliche at best, such as dressing up for a job interview in the stereotypical suit, he and his gamer friends eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, and the plight of his hardworking Christian conservative father going against his gaming Atheist liberal child. In "Psycho Dad Crashes WoW LAN Party" you can see some of Jesse's friends with nerd glasses, snacking on Doritos and Mountain Dew - typical gamer stereotypes. On at least one occasion his father did conspire a friend dressed in an Amazon.com police costume to "arrest" Jesse to teach him a lesson. Originally, Jesse claimed this event was legit but was later forced to retcon the video as a prank due to people figuring out how fake it was. Even if the videos were confirmed to be staged, Jesse would still be a shitswindler at best: taking in lots of gifts and monetary donation from fans who don't know any better. It is no longer relevant if the videos are real or not since Jesse is a retard either way.

The conclusion is simple. They're without a doubt 110% fake and you should kill yourself if you think otherwise.

Fanbase (ABANDON ALL HOPE)

Jesse has accumulated a fanbase of naive 8 year old children too sheltered to make any rational decision in life. Upon noticing the success of Youtubers gaining supportive simpleton sheep, Jesse tries to do the same. His fanbrats support Jesse's crusade to escape the real world and screw over anyone unlucky enough to come in contact with him. These political peons are known as "Juggies". They are quite possibly the worst fanbase to exist for any Youtuber, only second to Boogie's followers (notice Jesse himself is a Boogie fan).

A lot of juggies tend to visit BigBrudda's channel often just to hate on him, and call him an asshole every video he uploads (pathetic, really.) This should not be acted upon as Jesse's fanbase is every bit as impractical and out of touch with reality as Jesse himself. In odd contrast, none of Jeffrey's followers ("Little Bruddas") ever act quite as immature in the comments board on any video.

Shit's Still Fake, Go Home

A useful breakdown of Jesse's legacy.

While it's already been proven that these videos are phonier than George Lucas' sense of creativity, there's plenty more to the shitfest. Peppered throughout the Psycho videos are blatant giveaways that expose the series' legitimacy. From Psycho Dad holding an unhinged door in place before kicking it down to the ownership of a car, there are several fine details that go over the heads of the average Juggie. Unfortunately this also means that Jesse is lovingly exploiting several children out of money, presents, and other forms of support - however he is lucky to host his crap on Youtube which is passive enough to allow several conniving scam artists to run around and hawk money from video views, no matter how illicit their practices are. Jesse even outlines the Psycho series plan in an early video. Here, it is also confirmed that the series will go for at least 40 episodes before ending. The series finally hit episode 40 to the clamor of Juggies and general dismissal by everyone else. Despite this finale, Juggie-milking is the only thing on Jesse's agenda since he knows the only reason people watch his channel is for the Psycho freak outs. While it is presumed that Jesse will attempt to reel in the Juggies with new lame videos that nobody likes, it is inevitable that the Psycho series will eventually return because Jesse needs his money. Unlike his original success, everyone with a triple digit IQ knows now that the Psycho videos are fake which means no one will give an emotional shit about Jesse's future plights. And that means less Jewgold for Jesse.

Shit's Even More Fake, The Best Proof That These Videos Are Staged

Jeffrey's Ex Confirms vids are staged.

The ex-girlfriend who destroyed Jeffrey's iPad confirmed that one of the psycho videos is fake. In fact, they changed her name just for the videos. And as shown by her Twitter, she seems to be a decent person and could care less about exposing the Psycho scheme. Also shown by her Twitter is the laughable immaturity of Jesse's precious little Juggies as they continue to make baseless threats against her.

Jesse has not directly addressed this revelation, nor has he said anything about the heaps of evidence against the Psycho series' legitimacy. Instead, Jesse simply shirks off people who don't believe in him as if they were heretics. Jesse's mission is to ensure none of his supporters notice how fake the Psycho videos are, so he'll continue to get money and support from all those Juggies. It is lucky for him that the average Juggie is about 14 years old and too fucking stupid to think coherently. Even more lucky is that Jesse has a cast of people who refuse to call him out for going through over 100 videos of outright garbage. To the surprise of nobody, Jesse has decided to push on with the Psycho series. Episode 41 "Psycho Dad Chucks Super Nintendo" premiered on January 31, 2016 to make moar Jewtube monies since his crappy attempts at making different videos haven't proven popular. The sad realization that his entire family and friends will be stuck in the Psycho world is a thought both commiserating and fucking hilarious.

Ice Cream 'n Interrogation: The Fall Of Jesse

So one day Jesse was planning another fake video for Toobgoldz and approached an ice cream shop to film at. They agreed without any thought in regards to what Jesse was going to pull off on camera. In a nutshell, Jesse was filmed licking nozzles and dropping hair all over the place during a normal service day. Complaints went through the roof on the ice cream shop's Google page, both from angry customers and trolls piling in on the situation. Jesse had to play damage control and tried taking the video down. To no avail, militant warriors of justice and lulz reuploaded the video within minutes. While claims of Jesse being sued appear to have fallen flat, pressure has turned up against Jesse to admit his videos are staged. Several concerned Juggies have pestered Jesse's residential police departments over the videos, only to be told that they're either for entertainment purposes or that they've "been investigated". Rules have been afoot for Youtube to label "prank" videos as staged - while this has yet to manifest, Jesse appears to be winding down the Psycho series as an apparent response to this growing pressure to come out as a fake at the cost of virtually everything he's made over the years. Yes: Jesse would rather write out the Psycho series than grow a pair and admit to his phony fraudulent bullshit.

Recent Happenings

Jessus Christ: savior of shit.
  • A bunch of other shit, who cares.
  • Jeff paints Jesse's car pink for lulz.
  • Jesse waterboards his brother's motorbike because his car was made gay.
  • Jeffrey gets revenge. Jesse gets revenge back by breaking a bottle over his head.
  • Psycho Dad destroys more shit. Psycho Mom has enough and divorces his ass.
  • Psycho Mom moves in with Melissa, who turns her into a teenager.
  • Psycho Dad steals $30K from Jesse, who doesn't call the police or do something rational because it's all fake.
  • Jesse gets everyone to fix up a house for him while he records.
  • Due to Jesse's autism coupled with crippling loneliness. He starts talking to flies, dry wall and styrofoam heads.
  • Psycho Mom Manipulates™ Jesse into giving her the house, leaving him stuck with Psycho Dad.
  • Jesse tries several times to get a job and fails spectacularly every time.
  • Psycho Dad gets him a job with his redneck nigger-lynching brother.
  • Jesse quits.
  • Psycho Dad destroys more shit. Jesse has enough and runs away.
  • Jesse Manipulates™ Larry into parking his trailer on Melissa's woods to hide it from Psycho Dad.
  • Jesse creates "Demma". A styrofoam head duct taped to a face on dry wall duct taped to more styrofoam. He literally still carries around that shit. Talking to it and showing it to everyone.
  • Jesse steals food and electricity and calls Melissa petty when she calls him out on it.
  • Melissa gets officially done and tips Psycho Dad off to Jesse's location.
  • Psycho Dad reks more shit.
  • Psycho Dad trolls Jesse by taking away literally everything he has.
  • Larry tries to kill Psycho Dad (not even kidding), then goes to the hospital.
  • Psycho Dad takes Jesse's car away for letting Larry in to rekt his pool.
  • Tom finally turns into a savage and yells at Jesse for causing Larry's incident, and Jesse, as usual, runs away like a pussy. As usual, Jesse's buttlickers went after Tom.
Fine Brothers 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • Psycho Dad discovers his channel. Jesse becomes a dick(he was always a dick) further proves that he's a spineless turd by throwing Corn under the bus, gets kicked out of the family.
  • Jesse makes a puppet show with Demma, makes excuses for selling Corn out and says that he thought his Juggies would support him no matter how shitty he was, convincing all psychologists of his insanity.
  • Psycho Dad b&s Jesse's friends from the house and makes Jesse have to make his videos in a closet.
  • Jesse just loses it.
  • Demma is destroyed.
  • Jesse is confessing he's a piece of shit with 3 million subscribers. lol, not anymore
  • Jesse shoots Psycho Dad dead, grabs his $30,000 and leaves.
  • The $30,000 was actually like $1000. Jesse departs from civilized humanity with his final mating call.
  • Jesse flees the country before the cops show up and almost does the most useful thing he could've done, but pussies out like always.
  • Jesse reveals that the series is FAKE!

No Brakes On The Psycho Train!!!

HE LIDDURRULLY TRIED BECOMING THE NEXT FRED

So not long ago a news article came out detailing a Los Angeles based digital production and distribution company that takes in independent artists for big media exposure. Among their listed clients is Jesse Ridgway himself. This would appear to explain why Jesse has begun to shut off his Youtube series: he really thinks he's good enough to warrant attention from the same pinhead that made Fred a TV show. Only time will tell if this pointless venture in money grubbing really takes off for Jesse or the company he's trying to get good with. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK CAWKZ!!!11!

Jesse originally anticipated that his Chewtube fortune would vanish immediately as fewer and fewer people give a shit about a series that was revealed as fake. Luckily the entirety of his fanbase is still fucking stupid enough to BELIEVE™ it's real and that he had to say it was fake to get around Phewtube's terms of service. Jesse has now resorted to portraying his "character" as an individual separate from his true self. He magically morphs into his character and continues to make totally real and not fake psycho role reversals and continuations of the award winning series. As such, he has continued to make ridiculous staged drama videos with other famous Youtubers including KidBehindACamera, Boogie2988, and what is anticipated to be a great diverse variety of internet personalities for the people of youth to look up to for inspiration. As Jesse and his family discover new ways to enjoy their great achievements, we'll all have plenty of psycho fun for years to come.

TEH MUST EPIN FAIGHT!!!!1111!!

External Links

The worthless turd's channel

Jeffrey Junior's channel

The Officialist Wiki

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