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'''eHarmony''' is a match-making site that's meant for 40 year old [[virgin]]s who can't get laid. If you go to eHarmony, there's a 99% chance you'll get rejected for not being a [[christian]] or for being a Jew. Most people who go to eHarmony will be rejected purely for the reasons below: | '''eHarmony''' is a match-making site that's meant for 40 year old [[virgin]]s who can't get laid. If you go to eHarmony, there's a 99% chance you'll get rejected for not being a [[christian]] or for being a Jew. Most people who go to eHarmony will be rejected purely for the reasons below: | ||
[[Image:Eharmmmmu.jpg|thumb|right]] | <!--[[Image:Eharmmmmu.jpg|thumb|right]]--> | ||
[[File:Eharmony rejection.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The [[lie|20%]] rejected includes [[you]] and every other social undesirable not a part of Neil's master race.]] | |||
*Being an [[Atheist]] | *Being an [[Atheist]] | ||
*Being a [[fag]] | *Being a [[fag]] | ||
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*Being a [[Satanist]] | *Being a [[Satanist]] | ||
*Being a [[Star Trek]] fan | *Being a [[Star Trek]] fan | ||
*Being a Jew | *Being a [[Jew]] | ||
*Being [[agnostic]] | *Being [[agnostic]] | ||
*Being [[Chris-chan|mentally unstable]] | *Being [[Chris-chan|mentally unstable]] | ||
*Being [[black]] | *Being [[black]] | ||
*Being Mexican | *Being [[Mexican]] | ||
*And of course, being [[you]] | |||
Although, if you were a guy trapped in another guy's body, (see [[snapesnogger]]), you'll probably be accepted anyway because you can get [[married]]. | Although, if you were a guy trapped in another guy's body, (see [[snapesnogger]]), you'll probably be accepted anyway because you can get [[married]]. | ||
==The [[Truth]]== | ==The [[Truth]]== | ||
The man in charge of this site | The man in charge of this site is international, Christian, [[republican]] and sodomite Neil [[Cock|Clark]] Warren. When he isn't engaging in [[lemonparty|hard-core sex orgies]] with his fellow CEOs like Rupert Murdock or Bill Gates, he enjoys fucking with people and making them lose their time and money on eHarmony. If you were someone who was able to get accepted to eHarmony, odds are you're probably [[christian]] (unless you're [[catholic]], because we all know how much [[LOL|evangelists and bapists hate catholics]]). | ||
But don't just take our word for it, check it out for yourself: | But don't just take our word for it, check it out for yourself: | ||
{{quote|He (Neil Clark Warren) | {{quote|He (Neil Clark Warren) adds that same-sex marriage is illegal in most states. 'We don't really want to participate in something that's illegal.'|Neil on being a queer chaser and fag beater.}} | ||
This proves that eHarmony hates fags and are ideological [[christian]]s who enjoy fapping off each other. eHarmony is only interested in helping people who can get married. | This proves that eHarmony hates fags and are ideological [[christian]]s who enjoy fapping off each other. eHarmony is only interested in helping people who can get married. | ||
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{{quote|You can say that that is just a good business idea, because it increases the size of your market. But it's also for me a philosophical point: I think our world will be a lot better world if we can help people of all types get married well|Neil [http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-05-18-eharmony_x.htm justifying the shitty service he provides to all].}} | {{quote|You can say that that is just a good business idea, because it increases the size of your market. But it's also for me a philosophical point: I think our world will be a lot better world if we can help people of all types get married well|Neil [http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-05-18-eharmony_x.htm justifying the shitty service he provides to all].}} | ||
{{fv|eharmonyvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | {{fv|eharmonyvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube>mcr6ZwknUP0</youtube><br/><center>Not even Jason can get lucky</center> | |<youtube>mcr6ZwknUP0</youtube><br/><center>Not even Jason can get lucky</center> | ||
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|<youtube>4P2fyYf6VWQ</youtube> | |<youtube>4P2fyYf6VWQ</youtube> | ||
}} | }} | ||
==New eHarmony Campaign== | ==New eHarmony Campaign== | ||
eHarmony reaching out | eHarmony reaching out the ordinary public. Proof that Neil is a [[pedophile]] and creates underage girl profiles for himself.<center> | ||
<youtube>LsDHzwHDfNM</youtube> | <youtube>LsDHzwHDfNM</youtube> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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* [[Plenty of Fish]] | * [[Plenty of Fish]] | ||
* [[Dying Alone]] | * [[Dying Alone]] | ||
* [[Muslim Dating Sites]] | |||
==External Links== | == External Links == | ||
* [http://www.eharmony.com The Website] | |||
* [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/06/01/BAGNSQ63EQ6.DTL NO FAGS ALLOWED] | |||
{{Dying Alone|title=eHarmony}} | |||
{{sex|title=eHarmony}} | |||
{{Sites|title=eHarmony}} | |||
Latest revision as of 18:18, 13 January 2019
eHarmony is a match-making site that's meant for 40 year old virgins who can't get laid. If you go to eHarmony, there's a 99% chance you'll get rejected for not being a christian or for being a Jew. Most people who go to eHarmony will be rejected purely for the reasons below:
- Being an Atheist
- Being a fag
- Being under 18
- Being a furry
- Being a Satanist
- Being a Star Trek fan
- Being a Jew
- Being agnostic
- Being mentally unstable
- Being black
- Being Mexican
- And of course, being you
Although, if you were a guy trapped in another guy's body, (see snapesnogger), you'll probably be accepted anyway because you can get married.
The Truth
The man in charge of this site is international, Christian, republican and sodomite Neil Clark Warren. When he isn't engaging in hard-core sex orgies with his fellow CEOs like Rupert Murdock or Bill Gates, he enjoys fucking with people and making them lose their time and money on eHarmony. If you were someone who was able to get accepted to eHarmony, odds are you're probably christian (unless you're catholic, because we all know how much evangelists and bapists hate catholics).
But don't just take our word for it, check it out for yourself:
—Neil on being a queer chaser and fag beater. | ||
This proves that eHarmony hates fags and are ideological christians who enjoy fapping off each other. eHarmony is only interested in helping people who can get married.
Previous Video | Next Video
New eHarmony Campaign
eHarmony reaching out the ordinary public. Proof that Neil is a pedophile and creates underage girl profiles for himself.
See Also
External Links
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