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Hey! Motherfucker! You fuckers will never conquer Norway!
 

 
 

—Philip, as he entered the mosque

   
 
YYYEEAAUHHH!! Ugh.. Ugh.. OK, OK! Let go, let go! AAAAAAGGHHHH!
 

 
 

—Philip as he struggles with an old mudslime attached to him

   
 
To my closest ones: You did not listen when I warned you. You didn't understand. You couldn't comprehend what I was talking about. You will soon see that I was telling the truth. A war is coming soon. A war that affects all our countries. A war where the color of your skin is your uniform. The most important thing you have in the world is your people. Our people. The white European.
 

 
 

—Philip's notes

   
 
If I were to give you one piece of advice, Morten and Ellen, it would be to keep the family together. You need to collectively stockpile and hide all the food, firearms and ammunition you are capable of, then you need to get to safety at an unknown location. You must hide these valuables so well that neither the police dogs or metal detectors are able to find them. Don't tell yourselves that this is crazy or wrong. It is completely rational.
 

 
 

— Philip's advice for his family.

   
 
You just don't want to become any darker, you don't want to be any less human.
 

 
 

—Philip on why his step-sister used sunscreen

   
 
You are not my sister, to be a sister you have to be human
 

 
 

—Philip to his step-sister

Philip Manshaus
Born August 29, 1997 (27 years old)
Nationality Aryan Norwegian   
Highscore Killed his step-sister, but sadly no mudslimes
Top 50? Nope.
Style Single player
An Hero? No

After the crusades of Saint Tarrant and his disciples, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS : Philip Manshaus, a Norwegian former-fag who became the 3rd disciple of Saint Tarrant and tried to shoot up a mosque in Bærum in 2019, wherein there were no serious injuries sustained other than Philip himself getting beat up by an angry old mudslime. He did; however, take an old trick from the book and secured one frag at home, in the form of his 17-year-old Chinese-adopted step-sister.

Background

Philip and his sister during happier times.

Philip was born August 29th 1997 in Oslo, the youngest of three brothers. When he was four years old his parents divorced, and one month later his mother would become an hero. Soon after, his father found another old skank and they adopted his sister, Johanne Ihle Hansen from China in 2005.

During 2018, Philip attended a folk high school (fake "schools" with no grades) and met a few christfags that influenced him to convert from atheism to Laestadian Lutheranism. This, paired with his frequent pol perusing lead to the start of his racial awakening and overall more conservative views.

This all escalated after March 15th, 2019, when Brenton Tarrant carried out his mudslime massacre in New Zealand. Then, a little over a month later, fellow Tarrant fanboy John Earnest privately livestreamed his attempt at the high score in a synagogue, only getting one kill before getting v&, and in July Patrick Crusius rekt 23 spics in a walmart. Philip began verbally abusing his step-sister, mostly saying that she was not a human because she was chinese, and she told her friends that she was worried about her brothers new conviction. After being inspired by the recent events, he began to prepare for his own attack.

A few weeks before the attack, Philip's brother had discovered that he had plastered pictures and newspaper articles about Anders Breivik, Brenton Tarrant and other anti-nigger field agents on his wall behind a Norwegian flag, and alerted his step-mom. After talking about it with her, Philip removed the pictures and said there was nothing to worry about and everything was fine.

Shooting

Obligatory warning post
Philip trying to get his stream to work, seconds before entering the mosque.

After becoming increasingly concerned about the ever nearing race war, Philip decided it was time to take action. On the 10th of August 2019, Philip was home alone with his step-sister. He opened his dad's weapon locker, armed himself with one double barrel shotgun and two rifles before entering his sister's room, telling her "Enough is enough!" and shooting her four times, three times in the head.>

He then geared up with a helmet and GoPro and left in his step-mom's Nissan Leaf heading to Al-Noor mosque to execute his plans to kill sum mudslimes on stream, however he did not get the livestream to work but went ahead with the attack anyway. His GoPro did record the entire ordeal though, and the audio was partially leaked in a documentary some time later.

Equipped with the shotgun and one of the rifles, Philip entered the mosque by shooting out a glass door. He had arrived late, and there were only three elderly muslims left in the mosque upon his arrival. Immediately upon entering, a 65-year-old former Pakistan air force nigga got ahold of him and tried to wrestle him to the ground. Another old ass muslim with diabetes came along and tried to take Philip's guns away from him, resulting in him firing his shotgun twice, nearly hitting the diabetic in the leg, but ultimately missing each shot. After some time, the old mudslimes succeed in taking away his guns and pinning him to the ground, bashing his head with his own rifle. A third somewhat younger mudslime runs out of the building to call the police, while the diabetic mudslime leaves because he has to eat or something. The air force nigga mudslime keeps Philip pinned to the ground by himself until the police arrive, and he is v&.

The whole event lasted about 30 minutes and ended up being an epic fail, and Philip was taken into police custody.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Remington Model 572 Fieldmaster .22LR Rifle
  • Daddy's hunting rifle. Used to kill his step-sister. 25~40 Damage
  • Secondary: Baikal IJ-27E double-barreled shotgun
  • One of the guns brought into the mosque. 55~100 Damage
  • Secondary 2: 6.5×55mm Swedish Mauser 1896-38 rifle
  • Ancient bolt action rifle. Also brought into the mosque. 10~25 Damage
  • Spell: Nazi
*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 Only one kill, none during the actual shooting.
Accuracy: 0/20 Couldn't hit anyone other than his sleeping step-sister.
Style: 2/20 Brenton Tarrant wannabe but failed to set up his livestream, got rekt by a 100yr old mudslime with diabetes.
Butthurt: 12/20 Massive butthurt in Norway, but nobody else really cares.
Bonus: 10/20 Nazi salutes in court.
Total Score: 25/100 (F-)
You have failed the Aryan Race!
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Aftermath

Philip's mugshot

After being arrested, Philip was quickly sent to the courthouse where the press lie in wait to put his black and blue face on public display. He gave the camera a smug smile, causing lots of butthurt, and was held in police custody for a few months before his trial. A few more court visits and a couple nazi salutes later Philip's claims of self-defense were dismissed as bullshit and he was handed Norway's longest sentence of 21 years with the possibility of having his sentence extended.

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Videos


First court appearance


Second court appearance


Video he made as a kid


Interview


Some info about the "attack" and shit


Cops arrive at the mosque


Where Philip was radicalized


Gmod reenactment


Well-informed take

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