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Erotic

Leisure Suit Larry

The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted gooners to professional fuckers, quite literally.

RANK		NAME	PENETRATIONS/FAPS	ACTIVE	STATUS	METHOD
1		Your Mom	>100,000,000,000,000	1969-	Alive	Sex
2		Team Fokkens	>177,500	1961-?	Alive	Sex
3		Fidel Castro	>35,000	1948-2016	Dead	Sex
4		Wilt Chamberlain	>20,000	1973-1999	Dead	Sex
5		Gwyneth Montenegro	>10,000	2005-2017	Alive	Sex
6		Amara Maple	>5,326	2016-	Alive	Sex
7		Mia Khalifa	>3,800	2014-	Alive	Sex/Masturbation
8		Julio Iglesias	>3,000	1971-	Alive	Sex
9		Ron Jeremy	>2,000	1979-2018	Alive	Sex
10		Marc Goldberg✡	1,700	1982-1998	Alive	Sex
11		Rocco Tano	1,300	1986-2022	Alive	Sex
12		Steven Wolfe	1,000	2017-	Alive	Sex
13		Grace Quek	>600	1994-2003	Alive	Sex
14		An Nanba	>250	2005-2008	Alive	Sex
15		Hugo Lopez	>83	2013-	Alive?	Masturbation
16		Billy Herrington	>29	1998-2018	Dead	Sex
17		Erika Rauch	>20	1987-	Alive	Sex
18		Anette Dawn	17	2002-2010	Alive	Sex
19		Arturo Coronado✡	>10	2014-	Alive	Masturbation
20		Muhammad (ﷺ)	>7	598-632	Dead	Sex
21		You	0	?-	Alive, sadly	Sex

Spermination

These guise managed to lack up a large amount of offsprings through sperm donation.

RANK		NAME	DONATIONS	ACTIVE
1		Bertold Paul Wiesner	900+	1942-1967
2		Simon Watson	800+	2016-2019
3		Jonathan Jacob Meijer	500+	2007-2017
4		Unknown	150	?-2011
5		Pavel Durov	100+	2010-2024
6		Donald Cline	98	1974-1987
7		Jan Karbaat	82	1973-1998
8		Ben Seisler	74	2012-2015
9		"Louis"	70	1982-2002
10		Gennadij Raivich	58	?-2013
11		Peter Ellenstein	37+	?

Splinter Cell

Having an obsession on one person is not enough for these people.

RANK		NAME	HARRASED	ACTIVE
1		Rebeca Garcia	560+	2016-2024
2		Matthew Hardy	63+	2009-2020
3		Alex Belfield	12	2012-2021
4		Bart De Pauw	6	2017-2021
5		Ricardo Lopez	1	1996

Pride of Nations

Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittest places.

RANK		COUNTRY	COLONIES	LIFESPAN
1		British Empire	120	1497-1997
2		French Colonial Empire	80	1534-1980
3		Portuguese Empire	50	1415-1999
4		Roman Empire	41	27-395
5		Spanish Empire	35	1492-1976
6		Ottoman Empire	25	1299-1922
7		Russian Empire	17	1721-1917
8		Soviet Union	15	1922-1991
9		Mongol Empire	13	1206-1368
10		German Colonial Empire	12	1884-1920
11		Holy Roman Empire	10	800-1806
12		Yugoslavia	6	1946-1991
13		Belgian Colonial Empire	4	1908-1960

Watch Dogs

These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people.

RANK		VIRUS	HAXXED
1		Stuxnet	200,000

Inspired by Eldiperro's Action!.

NIGGERS AAAAAAAAA ARHHH UF!

I will use this section to "archive" high score categories that were removed.

RIOT: Civil Unrest

For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts.

RANK		RIOT	KILLS	YEARS ACTIVE
1		Partition of India	1,000,000	1947
2		French Revolution	870,000	1789 - 1799
3		Syrian revolution	219,223–306,887	2011 - 2024
4		La Violencia	200,000	1948 - 1960
5		Kurdish Rebellions	110,000	1983 - 1986
6		Tibetan Uprising	86,000	1959
7		Arab Spring	61,000	2011 - 2012
8		First Serbian Uprising	60,000	1804 - 1813
9		Jeju Uprising	60,000	1948 - 1949
10		Algerian Civil War	60,000-150,000	1991 - 2002
11		Nika riots	30,000	532
12		El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising	30,000	1932
13		228 Massacre	28,000	1947
14		Apartheid	21,000	1948 - 1994
15		Rintfleisch massacres	20,000-30,000	1298
16		Semaine Sanglante	20,000	1871
17		Romanian Peasants' Revolt	11,000	1907
18		March 1st Movement	7,500	1919
19		Black July	5,638	1983
20		Granada Massacre	4,000+	1066
21		Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan	4,000	1784
22		Hungarian Revolution of 1956	3,000	1956
23		888 Uprising	3,000	1988
24		Santa María School	2,000–3,500	1907
25		Tiananmen Square	2,700-3,400	1989
26		Iranian Revolution	2,000-3,000	1978 - 1979
27		Caracazo	2,000-5,000	1989
28		First Intifada	1,962	1987 - 1993
29		Lisbon massacre	1,900+	1506
30		Batken Conflict	1,183	1999
31		Burundian unrest	1,700	2015 - 2020
32		Onsong Concentration Camp	1,666	1987
33		Patagonia Rebelde	1,500	1920 - 1922
34		Batepá massacre	1,000+	1952
35		Norilsk uprising	1,000+	1953
36		Second Arab Spring	926+	2018 - 2024
37		Kyrgyz prostests	893-2,000	2010
38		Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion	800+	2020
39		Kazakh unrest	238	2022
40		Guinean protests	157	2009
41		Tragic Week	104-150	1909
42		Solhan & Tadaryat	174	2021
43		Buenos Aires	36	2001
44		Eswatini protests	27-50+	2021-2023
45		Ponce massacre	17	1937
46		Banjul	15	2000
47		Chinese Middle School	13	1956
48		Zimbabwe fuel protests	12	2019
49		Wamena	7-9	2023
50		L'Amicale riots	7	1999
51		Universidad Pública de El Alto	7	2021
52		Nukuʻalofa riots	6	2006
53		U.S Capitol	5	2021
54		CHAZ/CHOP	3	2020
55		Kyrgyz Revolution	1	2020
56		Bashkortostan protests	1	2024

Diner Dash

These products and dishes are so tasty that even Gordon Ramsay couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon.

RANK		COMPANY	KILLS	YEARS ACTIVE
1		Cargill	650	1865 -
2		Unknown	600	1981
3		Tiger Brands	216	1921 -
4		Bostock & Co	70	1888 - 1900
5		Disputed	53	2011
6		Jensen Farms	33	2011 - 2012
7		Khalid Mahmood	33	2016
8		Nietos de Gonzalo Torraga	29	1992 - 1993
9		PCA	9	1977 - 2009
10		Sanlu Group	6	1956 - 2008
11		Blue Bell Creameries	3	2007 -
12		Similac	1	1929 -
13		Pepsi	1	1929 -

RapeLay

These people have shown that a man's rod of delight is also a weapon. All victims (whether animal or human) are counted.

RANK		PLAYER	RAPES	KINK	YEARS ACTIVE
1		Robert Anderson	1050-2110	Yaoi	1966-2003
2		Carl Panzram	1000+	Yaoi	1907-1928
3		Ahdel Ali	1000+	Lolicon	2007-2009
4		João Teixeira de Faria	600+	Straight	1986-2017
5		Mohamed Mustapha Tabet	518	Straight	1986-1992
6		Larry Nassar	500+	Lolicon	1994-2015
7		Johnny Kitagawa	478	Shotacon	1988-2000
8		Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre	276	Shotacon	2008-2011
9		Jimmy Savile	217+	Lolicon and Shotacon	1955-2009
10		Richard Strauss	177+	Shotacon	1978-1998
11		Keith Raniere	156	Straight	1998-2018
12		Joji Obara	150-400	Straight	1992-2000
13		Fanwell Khumalo	103	Lolicon and BDSM	1999-2001
14		Marcelo Sajen	93-200+	Schoolgirls	1991-2004
15		Johann Eichhorn	90	Straight	1928-1939
16		William Vahey	90+	Shotacon	1963-2014
17		Jon Simonis	80+	Straight	1979-1981
18		Richard Choque	77+	Straight	2013-2021
19		Richard Huckle	71	Lolicon and Shotacon	2006-2014
20		Malka Leifer	70	Shotacon	2003-2007
21		Peter Nygård	67+	Straight	1968-2020
22		Erik Andersen	66-160+	Shotacon	1976-2010
23		Ralph Rowe	60-500	Shotacon	1970-1980
24		Sunil Rastogi	60	Lolicon	2004-2017
25		Bill Cosby	58+	Date rape	1984-2014
26		Atheer as-Suhairy	58	Lolicon	1999-2006
27		Wang Wanming	54	Straight	1981-1998
28		Jerry Sandusky	52	Shotacon	1994-2009
29		Roger Abdelmassih	52	Somnophilia	2009
30		Joseph James DeAngelo	51	Straight	1974-1986
31		Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson	50+	Shotacon	1988-2012
32		Bobby Joe Long	50	Straight	1980-1984
33		Gemma Watts	50	Yuri	2016-2018
34		Reynhard Sinaga	48	Yaoi	2015-2017
35		Martin Ney	45+	Shotacon	1992-2004
36		Yap Weng Wah	45	Shotacon	2009-2012
37		Anatoly Slivko	43	Shotacon and Snuff	1964-1985
38		Adam Britton	42	Furry	2014-2022
39		Hugo Edgardo Sierra Benavides	41	Straight	2010-2012
40		Oleg Kosarev	40	Lolicon	1984-2011
41		Henrique Sotero	40	Lolicon	2008-2009
42		Peter Moore	39	Yaoi	1975-1995
43		Jeffrey Epstein	36	Lolicon and Shotacon	1996-2019
44		Roland Cazaux	36	Straight	1987-2002
45		Miguel Ángel Parada	36	Straight	2012-2020
46		Paul Ogorzow	31	Straight	1939-1941
47		Keith Simms	31	Straight	1985-2001
48		Paul Schäfer	28	Lolicon and Shotacon	1958-2005
49		Andrzej Kunowski	27	Straight	1972-2001
50		Donald Trump	26	Pussy grabbing	1970
51		Benny Sela	24	Hyperphilic	1985-1999
52		Gonzalo Rivadeneira	24	Lolicon and Shotacon	1993-2019
53		Andreas Holm	24	Somnophilia	2019-2020
54		John Svahlstedt	22	Straight	1971-2013
55		House for Sale Rapist	20	Straight	1979-1980
56		Julio Gonzales	19	Straight	2001-2013
57		Paul Francis Gadd	18+	Lolicon	1970-2000
58		Jordanis Kouroutsidis	18+	Straight	1987-2020
59		Batman Rapist	17	Straight	1991-2000
60		Steingrímur Njálsson	16+	Shotacon	1961-1988
61		Johan Martin Vie	16+	Shotacon	?-2006
62		Francisco Antonio Laureana	15+	Straight	1974-1975
63		Cedric Maake	14	Straight	1996-1997
64		Niklas Eliasson	14	Straight	2005-2010
65		Christopher Paul Neil	12	Shotacon	2007
66		Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson	9-70+	Shotacon	2010-2014
67		Francis Evrard	9	Shotacon	1962-2007
68		Kurt Niklas Lindgren	9	Straight	1998-2005
69		Marcel Lychau Hansen	8	Straight	1987-2010
70		Larry Murphy	8	Straight	2001
71		Christopher Wilder	7+	Straight	1963-1984
72		Roy Svanur Shannon	6-9+	Lolicon	1997-2012
73		Joro the Paver	6-7	Straight	1968
74		Roberto Martínez Vásquez	6	Straight	2001-2002
75		Ágúst Magnússon	6	Shotacon	2004
76		Graham Capill	6+	Lolicon	2001-2005
77		Peter Scully	5-75+	Lolicon and Snuff	2011-2015
78		Somsak Ponnarai	4+	Straight	1980-1995
79		Mark Dixie	4-6	Straight	1980-2005
80		Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson	4-335	Lolicon	2005-2006
81		Paul Hickson	3+	Lolicon	1976-1992
82		José Antonio Rodríguez Vega	3+	Straight	1978-1988
83		Mr. Cruel	3	Lolicon	1987-1990
84		Jon Schillaci	3+	Shotacon	1989-2007
85		Claudine de Culam	1	Furry	1601
86		Josef Fritzl	1	Incest	1977-2008
87		Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson	1	Incest	1992-2004
88		James Bear	1	Incest	2013-2018
89		Steven van de Velde	1	Lolicon	2014
90		Joshua Hoffman	1	Furry	2018
91		Christian Weston Chandler	1	Incest	2021

My soon to be released trash

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Abdul Waheed
Nationality:	Indian 2.0
Born	c. 1967 ( aged 58 - 58)
Occupation	Shrine custodian
Highscore	Killed 20, Injured 4
Top 50?	11th
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An hero?	Nope, V&

When the whole entire world thought the Reina nightclub shooting^☪ was lulzy and chaotic enough to start 2017, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! an event much less epic and interesting would happen 3 months later...

Background

Our main player, 50-year-old Abdul Waheed (Allahu Akbarish: البطل الوطني, born circa 1967), was also the custodian who played this match, Waheed had a long history of mental illness and beating and torturing the devotees to "cleanse them", of course, beating and torturing your shrinegoers would cause AT LEAST one sane person to report it to someone.

Some days before the eventual mass pwnage, Waheed suspected that his disciples were planning to poison him, this was due to seeing his spiritual leader's son, Asif, adding poison to his food, according to his statement to the Paki popo.

	“	I caught him and probed further, upon which I got to know a woman was also involved with him in the plan [of killing me].	„
	—Just adding some flavours, nothing weird about it tbh

Attack

On April 1, 2017... yes really, this attack happened on April fools. he first called and summoned the worshippers onto the courtyard part of the small shrine, afterwards which he gave them some food that was poisoned, which made it much more easier for Abdul and his companions to strip some of his religious zealots naked (WTF?) and beat and stab the living shit out of them.

In the end of the match, the results came in, 20 people were sent back to the lobby, including a family of six!, and only 4 NPCs were injured that weren't properly doble tapped by Waheed and his teammates, thankfully they did the correct thing by hitting most of them in the back of the necks, good thinking.

The injured.

Funnily enough, after confessing to murdering all of those people, the families of the victims didn't hold a grudge against Waheed, somehow? don't ask me, because I don't know.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Description
Primary: Club	Good weapon for a melee-only match (10~17 Damage).
Secondary: Machete	Used by spic cartels in their execution videos, can deal a lot of damage if you target the most sensible parts (5~12 Damage).
Secondary: Baton	Like the previcious weapons in his arsenal, it can be good if you aim at the head and manage to crack the skull (7~10 Damage).
Perk 1: Mental Illness	Extra damage + makes it easier for the player to NOT feel remorse.
Perk 2: Islam	Lowers the IQ to 80%.

Aftermath

The Ali Muhammad Gujjar shrine

Despite the attack having a medium kill count and a really, really, really, REALLY small injury, this event was very quickly forgotten by both the Western and Eastern media, because this shit happens all the time, especially in Pakistan, or other countries that end with -Stan.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	20/20 Bye Bye
Accuracy:	16/20 Four faggots survived
Style:	10/20 Shrine attack in Pakistan, nothing new
Butthurt:	1/20 Memory holed faster than any other High score that didn't happened in the West
Bonus:	20/20 Deadliest mudslime mass stabber
Total Score: 68/100 (D)

Thanks for the service, Mr. Waheed See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

See Also

• Pakistan - Where shit went down
• Wade Michael Page - Another shrine attacker
• Brenton Tarrant - this one did it 100x times much much better

External Links

• TOW Coverage

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