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Online sex games are usually shitty little flash applications that exist to satisfy the pornography needs of society's emotionally and sexually immature. Usually raping your childhood with horrible animations of cartoon characters acting out retarded story lines, most games pander to the sexually inexperienced, probably because that is also who makes them. Games feature shitty hentai, shitty porn, shitty 3d art, and really shitty self drawn porn, Hentai, CP, and Furfaggotry are rampant.

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Sites

 
Typical Newgrounds content.

Newgrounds and similar sites act as a gateway by providing free and seemingly innocent flash content discreetly. Exploring the sites collection of flash games eventually leads to the Adult Section, where the under-aged will be forced to come up with a fake birth date. Upon brief inspection one will react one of four ways: Immediate disgust in the lack of creative talent or sexual taste; brief interest that fades upon onset of boredom; lulz ensue and lulz mining operations begin; Asperger-type behaviors are awakened and hours are spent finding MOAR.

The last two reactions lead to the eventual arrival at sites like this. These sites lay strewn across the web in a pathetic attempt to make internet ad cash. They all have the same content in different combinations and usually link to each other in confusing ways that prevent any actual game playing. The end result is a library labyrinth of content to keep even the most discerning of all basement dwellers satisfied.

A better site to play adult online sex games is, this. This site has no anoying popups and cross site linking.

Types of Games

 
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Multiplayer game

A vast majority of sex games are not actually games as all that's required of you is to push the "next" button. The remaining games require extreme boredom, saintly patience, and the information necessary to answer obscure questions about Naruto.

These are the basic types:

  • 3D simulators

Of varying quality, although a vast majority seem to be made by the same studio. If you've got a fetish for people that actually do look like Barbie, this is the game type for you. These require lots of time to search for random objects in game to do something ridiculous with. Cheat with the tab key.

  • Furry

Furry themed games are the worst of the bunch, being nothing more than crap animations of animals fucking, or slide-shows of horrible furry art. The one exception is High Tail Hall, which is detailed below.

  • Quizzes

Sex quizzes force you to answer absurd questions about the latest Cartoon Network anime, in order to see a small gallery full of fail hentai pulled from 4chan.

  • Dress up

The highest quality games you're likely to find, these games are nothing more than an opportunity to change a cartoon character's clothes. Like this game .

These games require hours of free time, which you must use to repeat simple actions ad nauseum. Expect your efforts to be repaid with crappy cartoon sex.

All types occasionally come together in unholy union to spawn some of the more hideous content available to today's internet user.

These games enables you to have real-time interactive sex with other people who are connected to the internet. In most Multiplayer Online Sex Games you can have sophisticated interactive Cybersex with other players in virtual locations, often combined with simple chat functionalities. The mostly it's a 3d games with client part you have to download like redlightcenter . But also there are a browser based Multiplayr Online Sex Games like sexpexfex.com

Notable games

Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015

Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 is the only online sex game you should be playing. An original ED and EDF2 creation, causing much butthurt worldwide.


 

High Tail Hall

 
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It's a TRAP!

I lied. High Tail Hall is nothing more than crap animations of animals fucking. This game seems to be the most in demand of all furry games, and has been on the internet forever. All of the action takes place in some sort of furry swingers club, and features furfag Luca Shoal. The game was never finished due to The studio burning down, but the creator promises an even "better" sequel ASAP.

Despite this promise being over a decade old with zero results, furries seek a future release date like Mormons wait for the second coming. By the way, feel free to raid their livestream here.

Bootycall

 
Jake entertains yet another dubious quandary.

Bootycall games center on their main character, "Jake." Although hard to tell at first, Jake is not mentally retarded, just someones lulzy stereotype of jock masculinity.

This videogame series was so "popular", that National Lampoon invested the dough to have Romp.com make a full length flash movie put out in its honor. No one saw it, no one bought it, and romp.com was axed as a result. Netflix has copies if you want, but all of the webisodes are available here, I'm guessing you'll get your fill.

Robozou is a game rife with Hentai CP, Rape, and Incest. Your character is that of a 4th grade boy, who befriends a Robot who has fallen from the sky. Robozou, as he is known, enslaves every female character in the game, and teaches you how to fuck your mom, your younger sister, your teacher, a classmate, and a random character from the streets. Written in Engrish and clearly sexually deviant in nature, this game remains hugely popular and receives very little criticism from its fans who just clamor for instructions to rape the sister, mom, ect.

This game made my cock ridiculously hard and takes several hours to complete. Here's a walkthrough for the lazy.

Masturbating to these screen caps has left me dead inside:

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Variations and Warcraft Porn

 
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Porn Site naughtyamerica.com promised a sort of Habbo Hotel for those wishing to engage in cybersex while watching flash animation. It would appear that the project has been grounded for being retarded. Look for this idea to be rehashed in the future, or just keep playing Second Life.

Aside from random happenings, pickin's is slim in most mainstream MMO's so someone just went ahead and made some Warcraft porn. There is at least one reported act of World of Warcraft prostitution, the accused whore defended herself by promising to kill you 280% faster with her new epic flying mount.

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