Mariotehplumber

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so you can't say anything bad! :-(

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Mariotehplumber
Born	1989
Nationality	Canadian
Occupation	Video Game Reviewer
Alias(s)	Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides, John, Sonic

Mariotehplumber (Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides) is a hero who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious Sonic series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of Sonic; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on worthless Sonic plushies and keychains, pose as Sonic wherever he goes, and always assert his opinion as facts. In other words, he is your typical fanboy with nothing else to do. He wastes time playing Sonic 1 24/7 and destroying his nice furniture while screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs like a toddler. He is a biased, racist, butthurt Sonic fan who hates "teh moddurn Sannic" and loves "teh klasyic Sannic" and calls Knuckles a "Nigger"! He even claims that Mario and Zelda are the only good games.

If it isn't already obvious, Mariotehplumber is pretty much SammyClassicSonicFan 1.0

His Videos

Most of his videos are about him pissing and whining about how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" in every Sonic game, always He also blames Sonic fans who enjoy the Sonic games after Sonic Adventure saying that they ruined the series for everyone. He refers Sonic's Newer design as "Long-legged, stretched out, Hentai Quills" and he says that the "Modern morans" like to shove hentai quills up their asses. He also whines about how he wants a Sonic 1 in 3D and believes that Sega will magically listen to him and cancel any current Sonic-related projects just to please him. He also wants to work for Sega so he can make a Sonic 1 in 3D and also make the "Klaysic Sannic" kill the "Moddurn Sannic", and call the game Sonic the Hedgehog and make over 9000 parts of it. His sound quality is the equivalent of him shoving the microphone up his ass while ear raping the viewer's ears, and his videos of him in his mom's basement have poor lighting while he throws tantrums on while destroying objects and furniture on camera.

His let's plays are him playing some shitty Mario, Zelda, or Sonic game while constantly repeating himself by saying "owned" over and over, saying that how "Most of the modern morans think that they can go here, but they can also go up here" for example, constantly screaming like a insane fucktard about how he is the best in the world at the game he's playing while he plays like the average gamer. If he let's plays Sonic 1 or Mario 64, he will go batshit insane screaming about how great the game is while going apeshit on the microphone.

His "Reviews" are on the recent Mario, Zelda, and Sonic games. In his reviews, he says that the character design is the most important part of any video game, as he says it sells games. In reality, the gameplay sells the games. He will even review a game without playing it, and with it not being released. His reviews are mostly nothing more than him bitching about Sonic's character design and how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" or the "Sannic Wuhn Sannic" in his Sonic game reviews, as he calls Sonic's newer design, or as he calls it the "Hentai design"

Examples of his videos

	“	"This isn't a review, this is just 6 minutes of him screaming at the top of his lungs about how much he hates Sonic Adventure 2!"	„
	— Everyone

	“	"It's obvious he only likes games that he can win.."	„

	“	"What a perfect background for him, a manchild with little baby toys in the background. Fits him perfectly.	„

	“	"Apparently, this game killed his parents"	„

	“	"Truly a sad story... for virgins."	„

	“	"Clearly he's jealous of the Game Grumps	„

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Easily Trolled

Mariotehplumber will instantly get butthurt and BAW on your video and/or channel if you make a video criticizing and/or putting logic into his videos. He will spam comments onto the video with the grammar of a 5 year old with an arse full of crack (Although he has improved a bit). Sometimes, he will even make a video telling people to take down their videos about him, or he will flag your video for copyright, and block you from commenting on his videos he uploads. He will usually call you an idiot, "Modern moran", faggot, and/or say something racist depending what you are of descent.

Racism, Xenophobia and General Prejudice

In his videos and comments, he is known for being racist and hating on a certain group of people. Here is a list of people who he is known to be racist, Xenophobic, and generally put down in his videos and comments:

African-Americans
Autistic people (Which he is himself)
Blonde-haired people
British People
Any Europeans really
Bronies
Furries
Homosexuals
Japanese (refers them as "Fapanese")
Any Asians as well
Muslims
Anyone who is not Christian
Native Americans (Refers them as "Indians")
Sonic fans who enjoy the games from Sonic Adventure and later
~~Anyone who is not American.~~ HE'S CANADIAN FOR FUCK SAKES!

Witness the Glory of his YouTube Comments

	“	I am 24 years old and a big Sonic, Mario and Zelda fan. I am currently in college and I am Christian. I am a person who likes the oldest design for each character with some exceptions like super Mario 64 Mario design. I like originality and hate drastic changes. I come to realization that I am not accepted as a Sonic fan through the fanbase. They won't give me a chance or accept my facts or thoughts about the series. I don't ask for attention or haters. I ask you one thing. Which is don't watch my videos if you don't like them. I like to express my thoughts and interest on the series but the only site I seem I can do this safely is twitch. Every other web site including forums and etc. have IP banned me or just banned my previous account. I know that there are some people that don't want me on the internet but I am sorry to upset you. I just hope you find it in your heart to forgive me if I have caused harm or hurt to you. That is not my intention.	„
	— Mariotehplumber's Channel's Description

	“	sonic 1 is the best fuking sonic stfu saying its boring. Unskilled disliked gtfo out the fanbase modern moran.	„
	— Mariotehplumber defending the "Kaysic Sannic"

	“	I always punch holes in my walls its normal I even have more in my garage because that's where I go when super mad.	„
	— Yes, Perfectly normal behaviours

	“	Wow these people in comments complaining most speicifcally two individuals If you don't like this crap then don't watch it its like u got nothing better to do than complain on people you hate. I collect Sonic1sonics, marios from 1981- 1996 and other gaming merchandise. No1 can beat me at games I like and I am the best period at what I do.	„
	— Mariotehplumber: Master of irony

	“	not raciest your making rumors. People of the black race refer to themselves that all the time to their friends so call them raciest then.	„
	—Mariotehplumber damage controlling

	“	im 24 mature and I can handle these situations I don't need u to tell me what to do I am going to concentrate on my school work and when I have time I will make videos regarding sega and Nintendo in what direction they should take.	„

	“	people just cant accept the fact I am the fastest learner and best at all games I play and if you want me to be the first to beat sonic boom 100 percent I will lmfao Youll all be jealous at my supoier skills. Why can I buy it tho? cuz I am filthy rich and a smart business man unlike most you family moochers. I will own both next gen systems too I have xbox one and wii u atm will get ps4 when a title comes out.	„
	— Internet tough guy