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Shortly after the mayhem that was the | Shortly after the mayhem that was the [[Santino William Legan|Gilroy shooting]], [[A challenger apperas|a new challenger appeared]]. His name was '''Patrick Crusius'''{{jew}}, and he took it upon himself to patriotically serve the [[Jewnited States|land of the free]] by removing 23 [[Spics|tacos]] shopping with their anchor babies and welfare checks at a Walmart within the spic-dominated city of El Paso, [[Texas]]. | ||
==The Inconvenient Truth== | ==The Inconvenient Truth== | ||
[[File:Patrick Crusius Walmart Shooting CCTV Images.jpg|thumb|“This is a colleague announcement, [[Ethnic cleansing|clean-up]] on aisles 1 through 17, can Henrique, Luciana and Fernando please make their way to the shop floor.”]] | [[File:Patrick Crusius Walmart Shooting CCTV Images.jpg|thumb|“This is a colleague announcement, [[Ethnic cleansing|clean-up]] on aisles 1 through 17, can Henrique, Luciana and Fernando please make their way to the shop floor.”]] | ||
Before the divine purification of Walmart began, Patrick posted his manifesto (entitled ''The Inconvenient Truth'') on [[8chan]] [[pol|/pol/]] in a similar manner to our savior [[Brenton Tarrant]]. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, ''The Inconvenient Truth'' was much more [[Why so serious?|serious]], similar to [[John Earnest | Before the divine purification of Walmart began, Patrick posted his manifesto (entitled ''The Inconvenient Truth'') on [[8chan]]'s [[pol|/pol/]] in a similar manner to our savior [[Brenton Tarrant]]. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, ''The Inconvenient Truth'' was much more [[Why so serious?|serious]], similar to [[John Earnest]]'s manifesto. However, unlike John's [[Fail|failed Goy uprising]], Pat actually managed to get some decent kills—killing 23 dirty [[spic]]s! | ||
==The Shitdowns Begin (Yet Again)== | ==The Shitdowns Begin (Yet Again)== | ||
Shortly after the attack, [[8chan]] was dropped from Cloudflare's [[DDoS]] protection, resulting in numerous hosting problems for the site. 8chan eventually moved to BitMitigate—a superior alternative to Cloudflare that has considerably less downtime—but not before they were pressured by [[leftard]]s to [[B&|banhammer]] 8chan too, which also resulted in hosting problems for the [[Andrew Anglin|Daily Stormer]]. Said hosting problems also resulted in the Daily Stormer [[Goatse|having its anus opened for an onslaught of DDoS attacks]]. | |||
Of course, since the shooter was [[white]], the shooting will be forever added to a list that [[liberals]] use to cry about to revoke your [[Guns|Second Amendment]] rights. | |||
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Revision as of 21:33, 8 August 2022
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| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 23, injured 23 |
| Top 50? | Yes, 23rd. |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Shortly after the mayhem that was the Gilroy shooting, a new challenger appeared. His name was Patrick Crusius✡, and he took it upon himself to patriotically serve the land of the free by removing 23 tacos shopping with their anchor babies and welfare checks at a Walmart within the spic-dominated city of El Paso, Texas.
The Inconvenient Truth
Before the divine purification of Walmart began, Patrick posted his manifesto (entitled The Inconvenient Truth) on 8chan's /pol/ in a similar manner to our savior Brenton Tarrant. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, The Inconvenient Truth was much more serious, similar to John Earnest's manifesto. However, unlike John's failed Goy uprising, Pat actually managed to get some decent kills—killing 23 dirty spics!
The Shitdowns Begin (Yet Again)
Shortly after the attack, 8chan was dropped from Cloudflare's DDoS protection, resulting in numerous hosting problems for the site. 8chan eventually moved to BitMitigate—a superior alternative to Cloudflare that has considerably less downtime—but not before they were pressured by leftards to banhammer 8chan too, which also resulted in hosting problems for the Daily Stormer. Said hosting problems also resulted in the Daily Stormer having its anus opened for an onslaught of DDoS attacks.
Of course, since the shooter was white, the shooting will be forever added to a list that liberals use to cry about to revoke your Second Amendment rights.
Gallery
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Clearly a virgin with rage -
Patrick Crusius driver's license -
Disciplinary Letter for his drinking at school -
Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter -
Patrick's Manifesto
[Expand Gallery]
High Score
| Kill count: | 23/20 Managed to kill 23 dirty spics! |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 For every spic he injured he managed to receive about two virgins in heaven |
| Style: | 5/20 Generic Brenton Tarrant bootleg without the lulz |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Caused every spic on Twitter to sperg uncontrollably at the thought that most Americans don't want to mass import a shitton of Mexicans |
| Bonus: | 20/20 2019 Amerimutt champion! |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See also
- El Paso
- Walmart
- Dayton Shooting - The somewhat shitty, leftist sequel
- Santino William Legan
External Links
The Inconvenient Truth Manifesto
[Pull the trigger]
Patrick Crusius is part of a series on Gun Control
