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| [[File:Fryberg1.jpg|thumb|The man in black himself.]]
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| [[Goatse|Deep]] in the [[Suburbs|suburbs]] of [[Washington|Marysville, Washington]], it was a bright and sunny morning on October 24, 2014. The [[MILF|mothers]] and [[Daddy|fathers]] were going to [[Secks|work]], and the [[13-year-old boy|boys]] and [[Jailbait|girls]] were going to school. For almost everyone, that day was just another typical day.
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| Or so they thought.
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| ==Fryberg's love affair==
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| [[Nigger|<b>Jaylen Fryberg</b>]] was a 15-year-old [[Newfag|freshman]] at Marysville-Pilchuck High School. He suffered from [[typical]] high school problems, such as [http://news.yahoo.com/shooting-reported-high-school-north-seattle-181955368.html being named Homecoming Prince.] He was head-over-heels in [[Love|luv]] with his crush, [[Zoe Quinn|Zoe]] Galasso, in the summer of 2014. However, [[Fail|things didn't turn out in his favor]] when she [[Friend Zone| was currently dating]] Andrew Fryberg, his [[Incest|cousin]]. Jaylen was [[butthurt|disconcerted]] over the fact that [[U MAD|his own cousin was in a relationship with her.]]
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| ==[[How is babby formed?]]==
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| From a [[Newbie|bystander]]'s point of view, [[Pregnant|he's having a kid with this girl]], and [[What he doesn't know can't hurt him|this girl is talking to someone else.]] Also, she's being dumb for talking to this other person. However, now this quote, "Oh!! And she's way younger then you? T'F wrong with you!" makes no sense when analyzed. Many [[Conspiracy Theory|questions]] have came up regarding this subject matter:
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| *<b>She's</b> younger than <b>you</b>? Does that mean this girl is a [[lesbian]] <b>and</b> a [[pedophile]]? She's an [[underage]] person trying to get into a relationship with an even more [[underage]] person?
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| *Is <b>the [[baby]] they are going to have</b> younger than the girl? How does he have to point this out?
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| *Is there <b>a person he's possibly dating now</b> who is younger than the girl? Doesn't that not only make <b>him</b> the [[sick fuck]], but a [[hypocrite]] also?
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| *Could this be a different girl entirely?
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| *[[Idiot|Is he actually the father of the kid in the twitter, the boy in the twitter actually a girl, and the girl being a closet lesbian and using sperm from a donor to get this girl pregnant?]]
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| ==October 24, 2014==
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| That day, his emotional [[Lollercoaster|rollercoaster]] and instability got the best of him, and he decided to [[School shooting|bring his favorite gun with him to school.]] Like any true friend/relative would, he texted his cousins, friends and Zoe and [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/27/washington-state-school-shooting_n_6057818.html invited them to join his deadly Breakfast Club in the cafeteria.] After finishing his highly nutritious school dinner, he turned the gun on his friends. He ultimately "succeeded" in his search and destroy mission, killing Zoe, His cousin Andrew, two others, and injuring three more. [[An hero|He later turned the gun on himself.]]
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| [[Goodnight Sweet Prince|Good night, sweet homecoming prince.]]
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| ==The relatives==
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| [[Silverhaze06|Nate]] Hatch and Andrew Fryberg, Jaylen's [[13-year-old boy|14-year old and 15-year-old]] [[Incest|cousins]], respectively, [http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/10/25/jaylen-fryberg-shot-cousins-andrew-fryberg-nate-hatch-marysville-shooting/ were both at the lunch table where the incident occurred.] Jaylen wanted to [http://heavy.com/news/2014/10/andrew-fryberg-twitter-jaylen-fryberg-cousin-shot-marysville/ make sure that they were going to be at the table by messaging them.] The day of the shooting, he proceeded to [[Sick fuck|shoot his cousins]] [[Headshot|in the back of the head.]] After he was shot, Nate pretended to be dead and stayed silent, [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2810583/Best-friend-Washington-high-school-shooter-survived-stifling-urge-scream-PLAYING-DEAD-cafeteria-floor-bullet-tore-jaw.html even as the bullet tore through his jaw.] They both had surgery shortly after.
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||His legacy of faggotry|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | | {{cg||His legacy of faggotry|center|<gallery perrow="5"> |
| | File:Fryberg1.jpg|Posing as a [[nigger]] isn't going to get you anywhere in life. |
| | File:Frybergbitchesdontknow.jpg|[[Bitches don't know|She knew, when you pointed the gun at her.]] |
| File:Jaylen1.png|[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] | | File:Jaylen1.png|[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] |
| File:Jaylen2.png|[[What|He posted this '''four minutes''' after.]] | | File:Jaylen2.png|[[What|He posted this '''four minutes''' after.]] |
| File:Andrew1.png|His cousin [[asking for it]].
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| File:Jaylen3.png|k | |
| File:Frybergbitchesdontknow.jpg|[[Bitches don't know|She didn't know.]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> |
| File:Jaylen4.png|[[What is this i don't even]] | | File:Jaylen4.png |
| File:Jaylen5.png|His last words [[OTI|on the internets]] | | File:Jaylen5.png|[[STOP POSTING]] |
| File:Natefryberg1.png|His cousin [[Homosexuality|opens up]] about the shooting. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] | | File:Andrew1.png|His cousin Andrew [[asking for it]]. |
| | File:Andrew2.png|[[brb, soup|He ate ramen noodles.]] No wonder he was shot. |
| | File:Natefryberg1.png|His cousin Nate [[Homosexuality|opens up]] about the shooting. [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS|He later deleted this tweet.]] |
| File:Natefryberg2.png|The [[typical]] response. | | File:Natefryberg2.png|The [[typical]] response. |
| File:Andrew2.png|[[brb, soup]]
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| </gallery>}} | | </gallery>}} |
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| ==External links== | | ==External links== |
| *{{Twitter|frybergj|The killer's Twitter page}} | | *{{twitter|frybergj|His Twitter page}} |
| *{{twitter|fryberg1|His cousin, Andrew Fryberg}} | | *{{twitter|fryberg1|His cousin, Andrew Fryberg.}} [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/heraldnet/obituary.aspx?pid=173125296 Did he died?] |
| *{{twitter|NateDeezy21|His other cousin, Nate Hatch}} | | *{{twitter|NateDeezy21|His other cousin, Nate Hatch}} |
| *[http://rt.com/usa/199084-marysville-pilchuck-school-shooting/ The media's take on the school shooting]
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marysville_Pilchuck_High_School_shooting TOW's take on the school shooting]
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| *[https://vine.co/u/1085788744789188608 The an hero's Vine]
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| *[https://twitter.com/slave2_no_one/status/525861477085769728 This guy tries to defend the killer.]
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| ==See also== | | ==See also== |
| *[[Butthurt]] | | *[[Butthurt]] |
| *[[Columbine]] | | *[[Columbine]] |
| | | *[[Ripper]] |
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| | *[[School shooting]] |
| | *[[Injuns]] |
| | *[[Typical]] |
| | *[[13-year-old boy]] |
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| {{Anheroes}} | | {{Anheroes}} |
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| {{High Scores}} | | {{High Scores}} |
| {{Socmed}} | | {{Socmed}} |
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| [[Category:Events]][[Category:People|Fryberg, Jaylen]] | | [[Category:Events]][[Category:People|Fryberg, Jaylen]] |
Posing as a nigger isn't going to get you anywhere in life.
His cousin Andrew asking for it.
He ate ramen noodles. No wonder he was shot.
His cousin Nate opens up about the shooting. He later deleted this tweet.
The typical response.
