Vladislav Roslyakov

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Vladislav Roslyakov
Born	May 2, 2000
Died	October 17, 2018 (aged 18)
Nationality	Russian
Highscore	Killed 20, wounded 70
Top 50?	33rd
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Columbiner, Faggot

Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov was an 18-year-old zoomer and Russian patriot who achieved infamy in his motherland after he decided that school sucks and shot up his shitty tech college in Crimea, all while dressed up as his idol, Eric Harris, whose co-op attempt at the high score with Dylan Klebold on the Columbine High School map served as the primary inspiration for his own homicidal endeavors for which he managed to outdo his heroes and break into the high score chart in his country, only being outdone by Ahmed Ibragimov, terrorists, and the Russian government itself.

Having been a longtime fan of the Columbine made-for-TV movie, Roslyakov sought out to put together a bootleg spoof for his Russian audiences, and did so on October 17, 2018. He constructed a variety of explosives to use in his own massacre, having stolen the idea from Eric Harris, including a nail bomb that he planted in one of Kerch Polytechnic's main buildings. Whereas the shoddy explosives of the Columbine killers failed to detonate, Roslyakov's bombs actually exploded and caused massive structural damage throughout the walls of the school while injuring many inside, soon after a fleeing crowd was seized upon by Roslyakov and his 12-gauge n00b cannon. After pwning 20 of his classmates Doom-style, he decided to turn the gun on himself and logged out forever before his high score could be outdone by the Russian police and their incompetency.

Vlad and his dom daddy.

606 hours of training.

Background

Я сказал тебе, что я хардкор

Vladislav Roslyakov was born on May 2, 2000, and at the time of his massacre, he was a fourth-year student at Kerch Polytechnic College, the accredited institution where he would eventually get to realize his dream of carrying out his Columbine-inspired mass murder fantasy. Think Randy Stair, but if he was a just a retarded zoomer who actually knew how to aim a shotgun and was able to make the high score in his country.

Roslyakov's childhood was troubled; at the age of ten, his mother left his father after he suffered a traumatic head injury, all while taking little Vladislav with her. Fatherless, he lived in a shitty apartment with his junkiewhore mom, where he would retreat to his room and play video games all day, like most of us here do. Because of this, his grades were consistently poor throughout school and he barely socialized with anyone offline. Long before the shooting, he had already deleted almost all of his social media. He didn't have anyone to talk to, so it wasn't like he had any actual use for it anyway.

Ненависть

In 2015, Roslyakov applied to Kerch Polytechnic to become an electrician (likely to learn how to make his pipe bombs) and met the all-too-familiar fate of being the subject to sodomy in the changing room bullying for being a little different. In the last years of his life, Roslyakov withdrew to moderating online groups that were dedicated to his heroes: other school shooters, and serial killers. His obsession grew to such retarded levels that when he went to carry out his attack, he did it while LARPing as Eric Harris, brandishing a nearly identical get-up and loadout. He even an heroed via smoking shotgun in his school library, likely as a tribute. In one final stroke of lulz, Vlad's corpse also posed in a similar fetal position to Eric's.

TL;DR: He was a total copycat and unoriginal even in death; but despite this, he managed to not only get more kills but also build bombs that worked.

Gameplay Footage

FULL Gameplay footage can be found here.

Slimmed down gameplay footage; audio synced with footage from students (Volume warning)

Footage from students

Moar footage from students

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Gallery

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  Go easy on him, it`s his first concert

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Hatsan Escort Aimguard (Pistol Grip)	A cheap pump-action shotgun using 12-gauge rounds that Vlad purchased four days before the massacre.
Thrown: Pipe Bomb	315 hours in Insurgency. Used to blow up classrooms and classmates.
Perk 1: Stopping Power	Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
Spell: Natural Born Killer	Went NBK and did it better. Became a superstar thanks to the Russian media.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	20/20 And 70 injuries
Accuracy:	13/20 (65%) Wounded far more than killed
Style:	17/20 Columbine copycat, but did it better
Butthurt:	20/20 Extensive coverage in Russian media and OTI
Bonus:	20/20 Bombs exploded!
Total Score: 90/100 (A)

From Russia with Love See full ranking

Wanted Level:
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Федеральная служба безопасности

Online Presence

• ... - Steam account. He cleared his profile before the shooting, and the profile was eventually hacked. Changes were made to his profile as recent as May 2024.
• Big Slims - YouTube channel. Has one Minecraft video with commentary from when he was 14.
• Vlad Roslyakov (archive) - VK account.

See Also

• Columbine - The inspiration.
• Crimea - His homeland.
• Timur Bekmansurov & Ilnaz Galyaviev - Shitty copycats.
• Artyom Kazantsev - 34-year-old schizo copycat who came pretty close to beating Vlad's score.
• Dmitry Vinogradov - Prequel to Vlad's rampage.
• Mikhail Pivnev - How NOT to do it.
• School shooting

External Links

• Kiwifarms thread
• Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov - Memorial on Find a Grave that has more flowers than the victims lol.
• Керченский стрелок - MEGA archive containing media related to Vladislav. REPORTED AND DEPORTED

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