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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Patrick Crusius | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 23, injured 23 |
| Top 50? | 23rd |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Shortly after the mayhem that was the Gilroy shooting, a new challenger appeared. His name was Patrick Crusius✡ and he took it upon himself to patriotically serve the land of the free by removing 23 tacos shopping with their anchor babies and welfare checks at a Walmart within the spic-dominated city of El Paso, Texas. Pat is most known in 2023 for being the inspiration behind the "chudjak", similar to how Chris Harper Mercer is more known for his "Don't go to school tomorrow" copypasta rather than some sort of savior or the white race.
The Inconvenient Truth
Before the planning of divine purification at Walmart began, Patrick was a graduate of special ed classes (yes rlly) at his high school in his hometown of Allen where he was said to pick his nose and eat scabs. posted his manifesto (entitled The Inconvenient Truth) on 8chan's /pol/ in a similar manner to our savior Brenton Tarrant. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, The Inconvenient Truth was much more serious, similar to John Earnest's manifesto. However, unlike John's failed Goy uprising, Pat actually managed to get some decent kills—killing 23 dirty spics!
Millions Must Die
Patrick decided that in order to prevent the world from collapsing he had to shoot mexicans in a Walmart (what?)
The Shitdowns Begin (Yet Again)
Shortly after the attack, 8chan was dropped from Cloudflare's DDoS protection, resulting in numerous hosting problems for the site. 8chan eventually moved to BitMitigate—a superior alternative to Cloudflare that has considerably less downtime—but not before they were pressured by leftards to banhammer 8chan too, which also resulted in hosting problems for the Daily Stormer. Said hosting problems also resulted in the Daily Stormer having its anus opened for an onslaught of DDoS attacks.
Of course, since the shooter was white, the shooting will forever be added to the list of things that liberals use to cry about to revoke your Second Amendment rights.
Gallery
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Real photo of the shooter -
Clearly a virgin with rage -
Patrick Crusius driver's license -
Disciplinary Letter for his drinking at school -
Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter
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Patrick's Manifesto -
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High Score
| Kill count: | 23/20 Managed to kill 23 dirty spics! |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 For every spic he injured he managed to receive about two virgins in heaven |
| Style: | 5/20 Generic Brenton Tarrant bootleg without the lulz |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Caused every spic on Twitter to sperg uncontrollably at the thought that most Americans don't want to mass import a shitton of Mexicans |
| Bonus: | 20/20 2019 Amerimutt champion! |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See also
- El Paso
- Walmart
- Dayton Shooting - The somewhat shitty, leftist sequel
- Dylann Roof - Fellow autist who hates niggers
- Nikolas Cruz - Another retard (notice a pattern here) who also happens to be a wetback
- Santino William Legan
- Payton Gendron - Millions Must Die 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Randy Stair - The pioneer of staging shootings at supermarkets
- Chud
External links
outsider609
(archive)- The Inconvenient Truth - His manifesto.
(Wayback Machine))
