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Nadine Schweigert is an [[attention whore]] from [[North Dakota]] who married the only person who would have her...herself. In public. [[Srsly]]. Unsurprisingly, it turns out she was [http://registry.adoption.com/records/519849.html adopted]. | Nadine Schweigert is an [[attention whore]] from [[North Dakota]] who married the only person who would have her...herself. In public. [[Srsly]]. Unsurprisingly, it turns out she was [http://registry.adoption.com/records/519849.html adopted]. | ||
Revision as of 20:16, 17 March 2012
Nadine Schweigert is an attention whore from North Dakota who married the only person who would have her...herself. In public. Srsly. Unsurprisingly, it turns out she was adopted.
A Big Day For A Big Ego
Not content with diddling herself on the couch and washing the Cheetos stains from her FUPA, Schweigert held a great big public ceremony in which she promised not to cheat on herself with her other hand:
What Does Her Future Hold?
- Cats
- Obesity (she's already well on the way)
- Cobwebs in her snatch
- Crying herself to sleep
- Pawning her ring for Twinkies
