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There is no shortage of [[feminist|feminists]], there are damn sure plenty of [[Anita Sarkeesian|batshit feminists]], but there aren't many women who are so deluded as to transcend these petty descriptors. Cue '''NaokoElric2250''' (AKA '''Rikku2250''' | There is no shortage of [[feminist|feminists]], there are damn sure plenty of [[Anita Sarkeesian|batshit feminists]], but there aren't many women who are so deluded as to transcend these petty descriptors. Cue '''NaokoElric2250''' (AKA '''Rikku2250''' and referred to by [[Nobody|friends]] as [[Powerword|Jade Greer]]). Living in Blocharin, Glasgow and talentless even by [[DeviantArt]] standards, she's a grrl with a mission: use insanity as the ultimate weapon in her futile struggle to achieve social justice... at least, what she believes to be [[Abstinence|social justice]]. | ||
==Belief System== | ==Belief System== | ||
If you thought you knew what a true feminist was, then chances are you're a slutty, wretched, brainwashed retard. Despite the fact the world regards feminists as women who fight for [[ | If you thought you knew what a true feminist was, then chances are you're a slutty, wretched, brainwashed retard. Despite the fact the world regards feminists as women who fight for [[Gynaeolatry|equal rights]] for men and women, this enlightened freedom-fighter knows for a fact the rest of the entire world is [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|totally wrong]]. And now you're probably [[Questionable logic|asking yourself]], "What can I do to enlighten myself and live as a superior, stronger, intellectual being?" You can start by reading this handy list of all of the facts you've been brainwashed into opposing!<br> | ||
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==Her FanFiction== | ==Her FanFiction== | ||
Apparently, she finds the time to write fanfiction between bouts of pretending to be the world's most autistic despot. That is, of course, if one is to understand that "write" is a code word for "shit on a keyboard." Her ''masterfully'' created work has [[Plagiarism|EXACTLY the same plot]] as the original [[Full Metal Alchemist]] manga, but with the crucial and ever relevant twist of genderbending. Nothing original, it was lifted almost word for word, the primary difference being that this rendition would appear to have been created by a dyslexic chimp who has somehow come into possession of a typewriter. | |||
==The Boyfriends== | ==The Boyfriends== | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
There is no shortage of feminists, there are damn sure plenty of batshit feminists, but there aren't many women who are so deluded as to transcend these petty descriptors. Cue NaokoElric2250 (AKA Rikku2250 and referred to by friends as Jade Greer). Living in Blocharin, Glasgow and talentless even by DeviantArt standards, she's a grrl with a mission: use insanity as the ultimate weapon in her futile struggle to achieve social justice... at least, what she believes to be social justice.
Belief System
If you thought you knew what a true feminist was, then chances are you're a slutty, wretched, brainwashed retard. Despite the fact the world regards feminists as women who fight for equal rights for men and women, this enlightened freedom-fighter knows for a fact the rest of the entire world is totally wrong. And now you're probably asking yourself, "What can I do to enlighten myself and live as a superior, stronger, intellectual being?" You can start by reading this handy list of all of the facts you've been brainwashed into opposing!
- Nonvirgins cannot be raped. They gave up their consent when they gave up their body to their first partner. Note: This only applies to women.
- All lesbians are bisexual since one lesbian has to serve as the man by being the penetrator. No. There is no such thing as clitorial stimulation. [1]
- Men do not use women. Women allow themselves to be used, but remember that nobody is doing the using.
- Excluding men from the decision to abort is oppression and makes the woman a selfish bitch since all pregnancies are intentional. All of them.
- Engaging in recreation sex for pleasure or bonding is unhealthy and makes you a weak person. If you are a woman.
- Women do not enjoy sex, they are only brainwashed into thinking that they are enjoying it, like the placebo effect. Women who enjoy sex are only slaves to men.[2]
- If you are a woman who wants and enjoys sex, you have daddy issues and you need to seek a therapist or go to a mental institution.
- If you have masturbated or tongue-kissed, you are not a virgin.
- If you are a rape victim and have phobias revolving around being raped again, you, first of all, aren't a virgin and cannot be raped, and second of all, it's not a fear because you want it and that's why you are thinking about it.
- Sex, unless for procreation, is only violation and defiling. Love and Sex do not coexist unless during procreation.
- If one phallic object is okay to enter a woman, then all are. Consenting to one man/object is consent to all men/objects.[3]
- Women who have sex for pleasure are oppressed. [4]
- Women who have had sex are not capable of fighting effectively and are only capable of hair-pulling and scratching as they are too busy thinking about sex (as they always are 24/7) to fight effectively.
- Sex is self-destructive and disgusting. If you are a woman.
- You are only equal to men if you do not submit yourself to them by having sex. If you are a woman who has had sex, your body belongs to the man who had sex with and he assumes all control over it. All. Control. [5]
- Men cannot be sexually abused by women. Men do not feel the agony women do and therefore cannot be raped.[6]
- Non-virgins are worthless, violated pieces of shit. End Of.
- No sane woman would ever degrade her entire gender with non-procreative sex.[7]
- If you are a women and you enjoy non-procreative sex you are filthy, weak, unintelligent, self-hating, self-disrespecting, undigified, dishonourable, self-oppressing, man-pleasing and a living sex doll.[8]
- Because of physical difference, only men can be cheated on. If a women had sex or used a dildo before entering a relationship, she has cheated on her partner and he, therefore, is okay to have sex with another women. [9]
- Penises are disgusting because they flap around and stick-up.[10]
- If a woman's ultimate goal in life is to marry then she is sullying the name of women everywhere and needs to go back to the '50s
- You cannot wash semen and germs from a penis or a vagina. They are on there forever and are always covered in semen and germs.[11]
- The rape victim is always at least partially responsible for her rape. [12]
- Slut shaming is not an issue as sluts spread germs and disease, ruin romance and waste resources. Virgin shaming on the other hand, is a terrible and rampant problem.[13]
Naoko's opinions regarding various subjects are simply too extremist and inconsistent to conform to anything previously known to man. At the buffet of philosophy, she has amassed a twisted and odious amalgam of factoids to suit her particular and most peculiar worldview. Thankfully she has the power of hilariously poor grammar at her disposal to assist her in her quest to kill all sluts and protect her hymen.
Sex
Consensual intercourse is an abomination unto Jade. Woe betide any woman foolish enough to desire the dick, for the act of penetration is the most brutal display of dominance and irreparable oppression that any woman can or ever will suffer. Homosex is great, except for the fact that the only legitimate use of sex is to reproduce... so I guess homosex is right out, then. Procreation must be done away with as well, because it all leads back to vile, despicable, inhuman, oppressive penetration. Thusly shall the ring of logic forever turn.
Rape
The rape of a virgin female is an unforgivable atrocity. As for anyone else... well, get fucked. A non-virgin female can never be raped, as she has already consented. It doesn't matter when, where, with whom, or under what circumstances, once is more than enough to last all eternity. Honestly, if a woman has already debased and oppressed herself with cock in the past, what's one more going to hurt? Naturally, men cannot be raped. Never. It simply isn't possible for any man for feel the agony that a virgin female feels when raped. That's probably because forced buttsex is one of the most joyous sensations that a human can hope to achieve.
Her FanFiction
Apparently, she finds the time to write fanfiction between bouts of pretending to be the world's most autistic despot. That is, of course, if one is to understand that "write" is a code word for "shit on a keyboard." Her masterfully created work has EXACTLY the same plot as the original Full Metal Alchemist manga, but with the crucial and ever relevant twist of genderbending. Nothing original, it was lifted almost word for word, the primary difference being that this rendition would appear to have been created by a dyslexic chimp who has somehow come into possession of a typewriter.
The Boyfriends
After being smacked around on the forum for a while, Naoko couldn't take it anymore and yet somehow didn't realize that she can just leave. What was her solution? To call her boyfriend.
Her sad excuse for a man appeared on the thread and displayed a hilarious inability to use both basic grammar or any punctuation whatsoever. All his replies consisted of homogeneous walls of text, uninterrupted by any commas or periods to separate them into distinct phrases, sentences and ideas.
However, the idea of being this person's insignificant other is in itself is so depressing that, as retarded as he may have been, everyone on the forum secretly felt sorry for the poor loser who the only girlfriend he could ever get is a deformed, borderline retarded psycho who hates men and will never be in the same room with him wearing less than three layers of clothes and a chastity belt, forget even thinking of ever touching his penis.
And so, the pathetic, chubby loser must forever resolve himself to trying to sneak a peek at her in the shower and later masturbating under the covers while she sleeps next to him while sticking his hand down her pants, crying softly to himself and praying to god she doesn't wake up.
Regardless of any pity they might have felt, it was still not enough to get the EDiots to back off. And, being that his brilliant plan was to deflect the attention from his pet retard to himself had worked a little too well, maximothe1 soon cracked under the pressure and began erupting in displays of massive butthurt. Displays that were captured and converted into dramatic readings for the lulz. Finally, this ended with both of them vowing to leave EDF2 and never return, while secretly still obsessively watching the thread until the next time Naoko rears her ugly head in it (like she has for the past 20 times she has rage-quit the thread).
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Response to getting the fag-tag... "No-nothing idiots" -
Found her mom -
Fuck You Grandma
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Age confirmed -
"A woman who has sex can't be a feminist" -
She's still the biggest clown there -
"If you join the army you are an elitist scumbag" -
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Come see the one eyed monster! -
Her boyfriend in a nutshell -
Bitch is fucking blind -
LESBIAAAAAAN!!! -
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Sudeenly shut down her facebook when we found it... I wonder why -
"Maiden names are sexist" -
Her secret desire -
She let a guy kiss her? What a slut -
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If that's not ugly I don't know what is -
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lol failed exam and can't go to collage -
Her boyfriend can hardly tolerate the bitch -
"I AM INTELLIGENT!!!" -
"Fuck my brother" -
Greer, on her way to murder some filthy sluts -
Her boyfriend gets some writing tips from EDF2 -
Retard can't pass tests -
HETHERO SEX IS THE DEVIL!!! -
Naoko on QOTN -
Facebook found -
What an ugly cunt... -
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Her thread in a nutshell -
The thing her boyfriend will never get -
Who keeps mice in their house? -
Naoko -
Master -
Artist
See Also
Links
The EDF2 thread about her
Her EDF2 account- Her boyfriend's EDF2 account
Her Facebook- Her mom's Facebook
- Her aunt's Facebook
Her DeviantArt- Her boyfriend's DeviantArt
Her Youtube
Her Google+
Her Gaia Online profile- The boyfriend's Gaia Online profile
- Naoko gets on QOTN
- Her account on Fanfiction.net
- Her on a wiki about Final Fantasy
- On a wiki about FMA
- On a wiki about Merlin
- Her PSN profile
- On some other site
- Another FMA site
- Her profile on TGWTG
- On a forum about Naruto
- Her photopucket
- On GameFAQs
- On some anime forum
- Another site about Merlin
- On the gamespot website
- On some forum
- Another fanfiction site
- Another game site
- ANOTHER forum about Final Fantasy... This person really has a life
- Some kind of Ask.com analog
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