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{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|<small>1989|</small>}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|<small>1989|</small>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|<small>[[ | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|<small>[[Canada|Canadian]]</small>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small>Video Game Reviewer</small>}} | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|<small>Video Game Reviewer</small>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Alias(s)'''|<small>Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides, John, Sonic</small>}} | {{Ibrow|'''Alias(s)'''|<small>Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides, John, Sonic</small>}} | ||
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'''Mariotehplumber''' '''(Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides)''' is a hero who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious Sonic series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of Sonic; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on worthless Sonic plushies and keychains, pose as Sonic wherever he goes, and always assert his opinion as | '''Mariotehplumber''' '''(Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides)''' is a [[Fucktard|hero]] who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious [[Sonic|Sonic]] series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of Sonic; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on [[Plastic crap|worthless Sonic plushies and keychains]], [[Faggotry|pose as Sonic wherever he goes]], [[Idiot|and always assert his opinion as facts.]] In other words, he is your typical [[fantard|fanboy]] with nothing else to do. He wastes time playing Sonic 1 24/7 and [[Manchild|destroying his nice furniture while screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs like a toddler.]] He is a [[Stupid|biased]], [[Racist|racist]], [[Butthurt|butthurt]] Sonic fan who hates "teh moddurn Sannic" and loves "teh klasyic Sannic" and calls Knuckles a "[[Nigger]]"! [[Lie|He even claims that Mario and Zelda are the only good games]]. | ||
An example of one of his reviews | |||
==His Videos== | |||
Most of his videos are about him [[This is why we can't have nice things|pissing and whining]] about how he wants the [[Shit|"Klaysic Sannic"]] in every Sonic game, always He also blames Sonic fans who enjoy the Sonic games after ''Sonic Adventure'' saying that [[Irony|they ruined the series.]] He refers Sonic's Newer design as "Long-legged, stretched out, [[WTF|Hentai Quills]]" and he says that the "Modern morans" like to shove [[Sick fuck|hentai quills up their asses]]. His sound quality is the equivalent of him [[Buttsecks|shoving the microphone up his ass]] while [[RAGE|ear raping]] the viewer's ears, and his videos of him in his mom's basement have poor lighting while he throws [[SammyClassicSonicFan|tantrums on while destroying objects and furniture on camera]]. | |||
His let's plays are him playing some shitty [[Mario]], [[Legend of Zelda|Zelda]], or [[Sonic]] game while constantly repeating himself by saying "owned" over and over, saying that how "Most of the modern [[Engrish|morans]] think that they can go here, but they can also go up here" for example, constantly screaming like a insane [[fucktard]] about how [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|he is the best in the world at the game he's playing]] [[Truth|while he plays like the average gamer.]] If he let's plays Sonic 1 or Mario 64, he will go [[batshit insane]] screaming about how great the game is while going [[lol|apeshit on the microphone]]. | |||
His [[Bullshit|"Reviews"]] are on the recent [[Mario]], [[Legend of Zelda|Zelda]], and [[Sonic]] games. In his reviews, he says that the [[lolwut|character design is the most important part of any video game saying that it sells games]] when in reality, [[Fact|the gameplay sells the games.]] He will even review a game [[wat|without playing it, and with it not being released.]] His reviews are mostly nothing more than him bitching about Sonic's character design and how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" or the "Sannic Wuhn Sannic" in his Sonic game reviews, as he calls Sonic's newer design, or as he says the "Hentai design" | |||
An example of one of his [[Bullshit|"reviews"]]: | |||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Spax3]] - Another Sonic fanboy except he's a REAL Sonic fan | *[[Spax3]] - Another Sonic fanboy except he's a REAL Sonic fan | ||
*[[Benthelooney]] - Another nostalgiatard who hates modern cartoons made after the [[1990s]]. | *[[Benthelooney]] - Another nostalgiatard who hates modern cartoons made after the [[1990s]]. | ||
*[[Sonic]] | |||
*[[Aspie]] | |||
*[[Retard]] | |||
*[[Manchild]] | |||
*[[Batshit Insane]] | |||
*[[Pathetic]] | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
Revision as of 06:57, 29 March 2014
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Mariotehplumber | |
| Born | 1989 |
| Nationality | Canadian |
| Occupation | Video Game Reviewer |
| Alias(s) | Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides, John, Sonic |
Mariotehplumber (Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides) is a hero who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious Sonic series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of Sonic; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on worthless Sonic plushies and keychains, pose as Sonic wherever he goes, and always assert his opinion as facts. In other words, he is your typical fanboy with nothing else to do. He wastes time playing Sonic 1 24/7 and destroying his nice furniture while screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs like a toddler. He is a biased, racist, butthurt Sonic fan who hates "teh moddurn Sannic" and loves "teh klasyic Sannic" and calls Knuckles a "Nigger"! He even claims that Mario and Zelda are the only good games.
His Videos
Most of his videos are about him pissing and whining about how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" in every Sonic game, always He also blames Sonic fans who enjoy the Sonic games after Sonic Adventure saying that they ruined the series. He refers Sonic's Newer design as "Long-legged, stretched out, Hentai Quills" and he says that the "Modern morans" like to shove hentai quills up their asses. His sound quality is the equivalent of him shoving the microphone up his ass while ear raping the viewer's ears, and his videos of him in his mom's basement have poor lighting while he throws tantrums on while destroying objects and furniture on camera.
His let's plays are him playing some shitty Mario, Zelda, or Sonic game while constantly repeating himself by saying "owned" over and over, saying that how "Most of the modern morans think that they can go here, but they can also go up here" for example, constantly screaming like a insane fucktard about how he is the best in the world at the game he's playing while he plays like the average gamer. If he let's plays Sonic 1 or Mario 64, he will go batshit insane screaming about how great the game is while going apeshit on the microphone.
His "Reviews" are on the recent Mario, Zelda, and Sonic games. In his reviews, he says that the character design is the most important part of any video game saying that it sells games when in reality, the gameplay sells the games. He will even review a game without playing it, and with it not being released. His reviews are mostly nothing more than him bitching about Sonic's character design and how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" or the "Sannic Wuhn Sannic" in his Sonic game reviews, as he calls Sonic's newer design, or as he says the "Hentai design"
An example of one of his "reviews":
See also
- Spax3 - Another Sonic fanboy except he's a REAL Sonic fan
- Benthelooney - Another nostalgiatard who hates modern cartoons made after the 1990s.
- Sonic
- Aspie
- Retard
- Manchild
- Batshit Insane
- Pathetic
External links
His YouTube page
http://www.youtube.com/user/mariotehplumber
[GOTTA GO FAST!]
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