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*Sonic Genesis (Yes, that shitty [[Game Boy Advance|GBA]] port that everyone else hates, even the TRUE Sonic fans) | *Sonic Genesis (Yes, that shitty [[Game Boy Advance|GBA]] port that everyone else hates, even the TRUE Sonic fans) | ||
*Sonic Generations (Because it haz teh klaysic Sannic in it) | |||
*Banjo-Kazooie | *Banjo-Kazooie | ||
*All Mario games made before 2006 | *All Mario games made before 2006 | ||
*All Zelda games made before 2006 | *All Zelda games made before 2006 | ||
*<s>Sonic Adventure</s> | |||
*<s>Sonic Adventure 2</s> | *<s>Sonic Adventure 2</s> | ||
*<s>Sonic Heroes</s> | |||
*<s>Sonic Unleashed</s> | |||
*<s>Sonic Colors</s> | |||
*<s>Sonic Lost Dicks, I mean "World"</s> | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
Revision as of 00:54, 3 April 2014
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Mariotehplumber | |
| Born | 1989 |
| Nationality | Canadian |
| Occupation | Video Game Reviewer |
| Alias(s) | Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides, John, Sonic |
Mariotehplumber (Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides) is a hero who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious Sonic series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of Sonic; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on worthless Sonic plushies and keychains, pose as Sonic wherever he goes, and always assert his opinion as facts. In other words, he is your typical fanboy with nothing else to do. He wastes time playing Sonic 1 24/7 and destroying his nice furniture while screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs like a toddler. He is a biased, racist, butthurt Sonic fan who hates "teh moddurn Sannic" and loves "teh klasyic Sannic" and calls Knuckles a "Nigger"! He even claims that Mario and Zelda are the only good games.
If it isn't already obvious, Mariotehplumber is pretty much SammyClassicSonicFan 1.0
Videos
Most of his videos are about him pissing and whining about how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" in every Sonic game, always He also blames Sonic fans who enjoy the Sonic games after Sonic Adventure saying that they ruined the series for everyone. He refers Sonic's Newer design as "Long-legged, stretched out, Hentai Quills" and he says that the "Modern morans" like to shove hentai quills up their asses. He also whines about how he wants a Sonic 1 in 3D and believes that Sega will magically listen to him and cancel any current Sonic-related projects just to please him. He also wants to work for Sega so he can make a Sonic 1 in 3D and also make the "Klaysic Sannic" kill the "Moddurn Sannic", and call the game Sonic the Hedgehog and make over 9000 parts of it. His sound quality is the equivalent of him shoving the microphone up his ass while ear raping the viewer's ears, and his videos of him in his mom's basement have poor lighting while he throws tantrums on while destroying objects and furniture on camera.
His let's plays are him playing some shitty Mario, Zelda, or Sonic game while constantly repeating himself by saying "owned" over and over, saying that how "Most of the modern morans think that they can go here, but they can also go up here" for example, constantly screaming like an insane fucktard about how he is the best in the world at the game he's playing while he plays like the average gamer. If he let's plays Sonic 1 or Mario 64, he will go batshit insane screaming about how great the game is while going apeshit on the microphone.
His "Reviews" are on the recent Mario, Zelda, and Sonic games. In his reviews, he says that the character design is the most important part of any video game, as he says it sells games. In reality, the gameplay sells the games. He will even review a game without playing it, and with it not being released. His reviews are mostly nothing more than him bitching about Sonic's character design and how he wants the "Klaysic Sannic" or the "Sannic Wuhn Sannic" in his Sonic game reviews, as he calls Sonic's newer design, or as he calls it the "Hentai design"
Easily trolled
Mariotehplumber will instantly get butthurt and BAW on your video and/or channel if you make a video criticizing and/or putting logic into his videos. He will spam comments onto the video with the grammar of a 5 year old with an arse full of crack (Although he has improved a bit). Sometimes, he will even make a video telling people to take down their videos about him, or he will flag your video for copyright, and block you from commenting on his videos he uploads. He will usually call you an idiot, "Modern moran", faggot, and/or say something racist depending what you are of descent.
Racism, xenophobia and general prejudice
In his videos and comments, he is known for being racist and hating on a certain group of people. Here is a list of people who he is known to be racist, Xenophobic, and generally put down in his videos and comments:
- African-Americans
- Autistic people (Which he is himself)
- Blonde-haired people
- British People
- Any Europeans really
- Bronies
- Furries
- Homosexuals
- Japanese (refers them as "Fapanese")
- Any Asians as well
- Muslims
- Anyone who is not Christian
- Native Americans (refers them as "Indians")
- Sonic fans who enjoy the games from Sonic Adventure and later
Anyone who is not American.HE'S CANADIAN FOR FUCK SAKES!
Witness the Glory of his YouTube Comments
— Mariotehplumber's Channel's Description | ||
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YouTube
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Rage videos
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Mariotehplumber's Favorite games
- Sonic The Hedgehog (It's his favorite game in teh whole world!)
- Sonic The Hedgehog 2
- Sonic The Hedgehog 3
- Sonic & Knuckles
- Sonic CD
- Sonic Genesis (Yes, that shitty GBA port that everyone else hates, even the TRUE Sonic fans)
- Sonic Generations (Because it haz teh klaysic Sannic in it)
- Banjo-Kazooie
- All Mario games made before 2006
- All Zelda games made before 2006
Sonic AdventureSonic Adventure 2Sonic HeroesSonic UnleashedSonic ColorsSonic Lost Dicks, I mean "World"
Gallery
See also
- Spax3 - Another Sonic fanboy except he's a REAL Sonic fan
- Benthelooney - Another nostalgiatard who hates modern cartoons made after the 1990s.
- Sonmanic - He pretty much acts the same way as he does
- SammyClassicSonicFan - He's an older version of him
- Sonic
- Aspie
- Retard
- Manchild
- Batshit Insane
- Pathetic
- Internet Tough Guy
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