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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dimitrios Pagourtzis'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Dimitrios Pagourtzis'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 12, 2000 ({{age|2000|10|12}} years old)}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 12, 2000 ({{age|2000|10|12}} years old)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greece| | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Greece|Ήλιος]] [[File:Miniflag Greece.png|20px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 killed, 13 injured}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 killed, 13 injured}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Bullying, | {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying]], [[Elliot Rodger|Virgin with rage]], [[Columbiner]], Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers]]}} | ||
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[[File:Dimitrios_Pagourtzis.jpg|thumb|Looks quite similar to [[Elliot Rodger]] (more like Alex from [[Columbine|Elephant]]) and other raging virgins. Notice the [[bisexual]] heart on the cap?]] | [[File:Dimitrios_Pagourtzis.jpg|thumb|Looks quite similar to [[Elliot Rodger]] (more like Alex from [[Columbine|Elephant]]) and other raging virgins. Notice the [[bisexual]] heart on the cap?]] | ||
As [[Libtards]] and other [[Emma Gonzalez|dumbfuck]] [[David Hogg|children]] are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland School shooting]], 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of [[Columbine]]. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. Dimitrios Pagourtzis was your average school shooter Greek [[emo]] kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing [[vidya]] and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]]. | As [[Libtards]] and other [[Emma Gonzalez|dumbfuck]] [[David Hogg|children]] are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland School shooting]], 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of [[Columbine]]. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. '''Dimitrios Pagourtzis'''{{Columbiner}} was your average school shooter Greek [[emo]] kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing [[vidya]] and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]]. | ||
==Dispatch & 911 call== | ==Dispatch & 911 call== | ||
{{#ev:soundcloud|https://soundcloud.com/natalia-e-contreras/authorities-respond-to-santa-fe-high-school-shooting| | {{#ev:soundcloud|https://soundcloud.com/natalia-e-contreras/authorities-respond-to-santa-fe-high-school-shooting|100|center|WUB WUB WUB|frame}} | ||
==Media response== | ==Media response== | ||
[[Old Media]] predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like [[CNN]] trying to pin the shooting on the [[Alt-right]], while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis [[actors]] reaction towards such a normal good old good American [[school shooting|drama]]. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get [[Over 9000|over 1 million]] followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly. | [[Old Media]] predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like [[CNN]] trying to pin the shooting on the [[Alt-right]], while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis [[actors]] reaction towards such a normal good old good American [[school shooting|drama]]. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get [[Over 9000|over 1 million]] followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly. | ||
==Score== | ==Graded Score== | ||
{{GradedScore|10|12 others injured|15|Not bad for a Shotgun user|5| A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before.|1|Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten.|4|IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort.|35|F|Communist Fascist Spartan Gangsta.}} | {{GradedScore|10|12 others injured|15|Not bad for a Shotgun user|5| A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before.|1|Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten.|4|IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort.|35|F|Communist Fascist Spartan Gangsta.}} | ||
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File:Dimi_is_an_edgelord.jpg|thumb|Something he posted on [[Instagram]]. | File:Dimi_is_an_edgelord.jpg|thumb|Something he posted on [[Instagram]]. | ||
File: | File:Shana-fisher-texas-victim-ht-hb-180518 hpEmbed 1x1 992.jpg|shot this hoe because she rejected him lol | ||
File:Dimitrios-pagourtzis3.jpg|thumb|Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar? | File:Dimitrios-pagourtzis3.jpg|thumb|Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar? | ||
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File:Dimitrios Skinhead.jpeg|[[Nazi|SIEG HEIL]] NIGGER | File:Dimitrios Skinhead.jpeg|[[Nazi|SIEG HEIL]] NIGGER | ||
File:DimitriosCropped.jpeg|Crying? | |||
File:DimitriosPFag.jpg|Wearing a [[irony|peace]] cap | |||
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*[[Columbine Copycats]] | *[[Columbine Copycats]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - His lost cousin who did another school shooting in Greece | ||
*[[Elliot Rodger]] | |||
*[[Gun control]] | |||
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - What this shooting was overshadowed by. | |||
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - Another Texas school shooter. | |||
*[[Sam Hyde]] | *[[Sam Hyde]] | ||
*[[ | *[[School Shooting]] | ||
*[[Texas]] | |||
*[[Virgin]] | *[[Virgin]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Best school shooter of 2018. | ||
*[[William Atchison]] - Who failed to do it - correctly. | *[[William Atchison]] - Who failed to do it - correctly. | ||
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*[http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44173954 Santa Fe school shooting: 10 dead and 10 wounded in Texas] | *[http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44173954 Santa Fe school shooting: 10 dead and 10 wounded in Texas] | ||
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/18/us/school-shooting-santa-fe-texas.html Texas School Shooting: 10 Dead, 10 Hurt, and Many Not Surprised It Happened] | *[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/18/us/school-shooting-santa-fe-texas.html Texas School Shooting: 10 Dead, 10 Hurt, and Many Not Surprised It Happened] | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
| Santa Fe High School Shooting is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
The FBI has offices around the world and can be contacted around the clock, every day of the year. |
| Dimitrios Pagourtzis | |
|---|---|
| Born | October 12, 2000 (25 years old) |
| Nationality: | Ήλιος |
| Highscore | 10 killed, 13 injured |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | Bullying, Virgin with rage, Columbiner, Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, Assburgers |

As Libtards and other dumbfuck children are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the Parkland School shooting, 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of Columbine. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. Dimitrios Pagourtzis
was your average school shooter Greek emo kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing vidya and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own day of retribution.
Dispatch & 911 call
Media response
Old Media predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like CNN trying to pin the shooting on the Alt-right, while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis actors reaction towards such a normal good old good American drama. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get over 1 million followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 10/20 12 others injured |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 Not bad for a Shotgun user |
| Style: | 5/20 A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before. |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten. |
| Bonus: | 4/20 IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort. |
Loadout
Videos
Rare video
Previous Video | Next Video |
Gallery
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Something he posted on Instagram.
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shot this hoe because she rejected him lol
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Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar?
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SIEG HEIL NIGGER
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Crying?
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Wearing a peace cap
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Pagourtzis' anus in the future
See Also
- 2018
- Columbine
- Columbine Copycats
- Dimitris Patmanidis - His lost cousin who did another school shooting in Greece
- Elliot Rodger
- Gun control
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting - What this shooting was overshadowed by.
- Salvador Ramos - Another Texas school shooter.
- Sam Hyde
- School Shooting
- Texas
- Virgin
- Vladislav Roslyakov - Best school shooter of 2018.
- William Atchison - Who failed to do it - correctly.
External Links
KiwiFarms thread- Some rapper that people thought was him
- Teen with shotgun, pistol kills 10 in at Texas high school, police say
- 'Loner' student shoots and kills 10 at Texas school
- Santa Fe school shooting: 10 dead and 10 wounded in Texas
- Texas School Shooting: 10 Dead, 10 Hurt, and Many Not Surprised It Happened
Main Accounts
- In case you didn't know, Dimitrios Pagourtzis had a YouTube channel, which is currently deleted.
Comma Kazi
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| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |


