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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dimitrios Pagourtzis'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Dimitrios Pagourtzis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 12, 2000 ({{age|2000|10|12}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 12, 2000 ({{age|2000|10|12}} years old)}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 killed, 13 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|10 killed, 13 injured}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Bullying, romantically rejected, Edgelord Columbiner, Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Bullying]], [[Elliot Rodger|Virgin with rage]], [[Columbiner]], Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers]]}}
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[[File:Dimitrios_Pagourtzis.jpg|thumb|Looks quite similar to [[Elliot Rodger]] (more like Alex from [[Columbine|Elephant]]) and other raging virgins. Notice the [[bisexual]] heart on the cap?]]
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As [[Libtards]] and other [[Emma Gonzalez|dumbfuck]] [[David Hogg|children]] are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland School shooting]], 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of [[Columbine]]. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. Dimitrios Pagourtzis was your average school shooter Greek [[emo]] kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing [[vidya]] and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]].
As [[Libtards]] and other [[Emma Gonzalez|dumbfuck]] [[David Hogg|children]] are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland School shooting]], 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of [[Columbine]]. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. '''Dimitrios Pagourtzis'''{{Columbiner}} was your average school shooter Greek [[emo]] kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing [[vidya]] and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own [[Elliot Rodger|day of retribution]].




==Dispatch & 911 call==
==Dispatch & 911 call==
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==Media response==
==Media response==
[[Old Media]] predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like [[CNN]] trying to pin the shooting on the [[Alt-right]], while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis [[actors]] reaction towards such a normal good old good American [[school shooting|drama]]. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get [[Over 9000|over 1 million]] followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.  
[[Old Media]] predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like [[CNN]] trying to pin the shooting on the [[Alt-right]], while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis [[actors]] reaction towards such a normal good old good American [[school shooting|drama]]. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get [[Over 9000|over 1 million]] followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.  


==Score==
==Graded Score==
 
{{GradedScore|10|12 others injured|15|Not bad for a Shotgun user|5| A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before.|1|Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten.|4|IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort.|35|F|Communist Fascist Spartan Gangsta.}}
{{GradedScore|10|12 others injured|15|Not bad for a Shotgun user|5| A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before.|1|Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten.|4|IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort.|35|F|Communist Fascist Spartan Gangsta.}}


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File:Dimi_is_an_edgelord.jpg|thumb|Something he posted on [[Instagram]].
File:Dimi_is_an_edgelord.jpg|thumb|Something he posted on [[Instagram]].
File:shana-fisher-texas-victim-ht-hb-180518_hpEmbed_1x1_992.jpg|thumb|shot this hoe because she rejected him lol
File:Shana-fisher-texas-victim-ht-hb-180518 hpEmbed 1x1 992.jpg|shot this hoe because she rejected him lol
File:Dimitrios-pagourtzis3.jpg|thumb|Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar?
File:Dimitrios-pagourtzis3.jpg|thumb|Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar?
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File:Dimitrios Skinhead.jpeg|[[Nazi|SIEG HEIL]] NIGGER
File:Dimitrios Skinhead.jpeg|[[Nazi|SIEG HEIL]] NIGGER
Image:hello.jpg|Pagourtzis' [[anus]] in the future
File:DimitriosCropped.jpeg|Crying?
File:DimitriosPFag.jpg|Wearing a [[irony|peace]] cap
File:hello.jpg|Pagourtzis' [[anus]] in the future


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*[[Columbine]]
*[[Columbine]]
*[[Columbine Copycats]]
*[[Columbine Copycats]]
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*[[Dimitris Patmanidis]] - His lost cousin who did another school shooting in Greece
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*[[Gun control]]
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - What this shooting was overshadowed by.
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - Another Texas school shooter.
*[[Sam Hyde]]
*[[Sam Hyde]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*[[School Shooting]]
*[[Texas]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Bullying]]
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]] - Best school shooter of 2018.
*[[Texas]]
*[[Gun control]]
*[[School Shooting|School shooting]]
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]]
*[[Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists]]
*[[William Atchison]] - Who failed to do it - correctly.
*[[William Atchison]] - Who failed to do it - correctly.


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*[http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44173954 Santa Fe school shooting: 10 dead and 10 wounded in Texas]
*[http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44173954 Santa Fe school shooting: 10 dead and 10 wounded in Texas]
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/18/us/school-shooting-santa-fe-texas.html Texas School Shooting: 10 Dead, 10 Hurt, and Many Not Surprised It Happened]
*[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/18/us/school-shooting-santa-fe-texas.html Texas School Shooting: 10 Dead, 10 Hurt, and Many Not Surprised It Happened]
 
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Highscore 10 killed, 13 injured
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? No
Motive Bullying, Virgin with rage, Columbiner, Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, Assburgers
Looks quite similar to Elliot Rodger (more like Alex from Elephant) and other raging virgins. Notice the bisexual heart on the cap?

As Libtards and other dumbfuck children are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the Parkland School shooting, 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of Columbine. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. Dimitrios Pagourtzis was your average school shooter Greek emo kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing vidya and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own day of retribution.


Dispatch & 911 call

WUB WUB WUB

Media response

Old Media predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like CNN trying to pin the shooting on the Alt-right, while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis actors reaction towards such a normal good old good American drama. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get over 1 million followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 10/20 12 others injured
Accuracy: 15/20 Not bad for a Shotgun user
Style: 5/20 A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before.
Butthurt: 1/20 Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten.
Bonus: 4/20 IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort.
Total Score: 35/100 (F)
Communist Fascist Spartan Gangsta.
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Remington 870
  • A very common and powerful shotgun. 65-155 Damage.
  • Secondary: Rossi .38 Revolver
  • A revolver made by a Brazilian arms company, probably is shit for that reason. 10-27 Damage.
  • Thrown: Various Explosives
  • Shitty explosives that fail to even detonate.
  • Perk: Ghost Pro
  • Invisible against Spy Planes.

Videos

Dimitrios' first court appearance



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See Also

Main Accounts

  • Comma Kazi - In case you didn't know, Dimitrios Pagourtzis had a YouTube channel, which is currently deleted.
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