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[[Image:Nadine_Schweigert_Bride_Of_Wankenstein.jpg|right| | [[Image:Nadine_Schweigert_Bride_Of_Wankenstein.jpg|right|thumb|My Big [[Fat]] Geek Wedding]] | ||
Nadine Schweigert is an [[attention whore]] from [[North Dakota]] who married the only person who would have her...herself. In public. [[Srsly]]. Unsurprisingly, it turns out she was [http://registry.adoption.com/records/519849.html adopted]. | Nadine Schweigert is an [[attention whore]] from [[North Dakota]] who married the only person who would have her...herself. In public. [[Srsly]]. Unsurprisingly, it turns out she was [http://registry.adoption.com/records/519849.html adopted]. | ||
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== A Big Day For A Big Ego == | == A Big Day For A Big Ego == | ||
Not content with diddling herself on the couch and washing the Cheetos stains from her | Not content with diddling herself on the couch and washing the Cheetos stains from her crotch, Schweigert held [[unwarranted self-importance|a great big public ceremony]] in which she [http://www.dl-online.com/event/article/id/66501/group/homepage/ promised not to cheat on herself with her other hand:] | ||
{{quote|In a [[no shit|purely symbolic ceremony]], the 36-year-old [[masturbated|“married” herself]] before a crowd of 45 [[noone|friends]] and [[incest|family members]] Saturday at Ecce Gallery in Fargo. | {{quote|In a [[no shit|purely symbolic ceremony]], the 36-year-old [[masturbated|“married” herself]] before a crowd of 45 [[noone|friends]] and [[incest|family members]] Saturday at Ecce Gallery in Fargo. | ||
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== What Does Her Future Hold? == | == What Does Her Future Hold? == | ||
* Cats | * [[Cats]] | ||
* [[Obese|Obesity]] (she's already well on the way) | * [[Obese|Obesity]] (she's already well on the way) | ||
* Cobwebs in her snatch | * Cobwebs in her snatch | ||
Latest revision as of 20:17, 17 March 2012
Nadine Schweigert is an attention whore from North Dakota who married the only person who would have her...herself. In public. Srsly. Unsurprisingly, it turns out she was adopted.
A Big Day For A Big Ego
Not content with diddling herself on the couch and washing the Cheetos stains from her crotch, Schweigert held a great big public ceremony in which she promised not to cheat on herself with her other hand:
What Does Her Future Hold?
- Cats
- Obesity (she's already well on the way)
- Cobwebs in her snatch
- Crying herself to sleep
- Pawning her ring for Twinkies
