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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 12, [[2006]] ({{age|2006|5|12}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Mixed Breed Swede]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagColombia.png|23px]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Mixed Breed Swede]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagColombia.png|23px]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 12, [[2006]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[London]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''| [[Autism]]}}
{{Ibend}}
{{Ibend}}


In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|15-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]]  [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Mexico|Mexican]] who took thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, though [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[london|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] whilst he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].  
In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], just 2 months after the [[2021 London truck attack]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|{{age|2006|5|12}}-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]]  [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Colombia|spic]] who thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[Pol/|/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, but [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[London|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] while he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].  


He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but rsadicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obssessed with autists like these for some reason.
He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason.
 
After 2.5 years since his sentencing in December 2021, Hugo should have been freed from his mandatory vacation from society. [[No|Be sure to welcome him back]].


==Background==
==Background==
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File:Hugojacksonstream2023leak.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonstream2023leak.jpeg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:HugoJacksonLiveStreamPic.png|Moments before the failure
File:HugoJacksonLivestreamGunKnife.png|Pointing his fake gun to some people
File:HugoJacksonGunPointing.png
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher.jpg|Photo of the P.E. teacher
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher.jpg|Photo of the P.E. teacher
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher02.jpg|PWNED
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher02.jpg|PWNED
File:HugoJacksonGunPointing.png
HugoJacksonLivestreamFap.png|After his failed attack, he fapped.
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[an hero]]
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[an hero]]
</gallery>|}}
</gallery>|}}
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==Loadout==
==Loadout==


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*Carried 4 but only used one. <br> '''Does 10-15 damage'''
*Carried 4 but only used one. <br> '''Does 10-15 damage.'''
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*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro
*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
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*Took forever for police to arrive. <br> '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''
*Took forever for police to arrive. <br> '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''
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*'''Perk 2''': Tarrant Disciple
<center>[[File:Brenton Tarrant icon.png|75px]]</center>
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*Being a Tarrant disciple, double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
*'''Spell''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
|*/pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him. <br> '''<s>Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews</s>.'''
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*/pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him. <br> '''<s>Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews</s>.'''
|}
|}
</center>


==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
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{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}
== Vidya ==
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|Hugo Cringe|background-color:blue;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:HugoCringeEdit.mp4|500px]]<br> '''Cringy edit made by him'''
|[[File:HugoLivestreamPartialLeak.mp4|500px]]<br> '''Leaked portion of the Livestream in a cringy edit'''
|[[File:HugoJacksonEdit.mp4|500px]]<br> '''Disclaimer: Allegedly some of the footage may have been reproduced with AI'''
|[[File:HugojacksonHelloLads.mov|500px]]<br> '''Video of the spic'''}}|border=yellow|background=blue|color=yellow}}
|}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Hugojacksonselfie.jpeg|Whitest Swede
File:Hugojacksonselfie.jpeg|Whitest Swede
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
File:HugojacksonHelloLads.mov|Video of the spic
File:Hugojacksonknifes.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonknifes.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonwall.jpeg|Totally sane and healthy.
File:HugoNazi.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hugojacksonwall.jpeg|Totally sane and healthy.
File:EslovCrimeScene.png|Results
File:HugoJacksonFakeGun.png|That fake gun
File:HugoNaziFakeSixPack.png|Uhh
File:HugoNaziShotgun.png|[[Nigger|Aryan]] [[Colombia|swede]]
File:HugoJacksonShotgun.png|Another photo of him and his girlfriend, the shotgun.
File:HugoJacksonRifle.png|Hugo's rifle
File:HugoJackson2023.png|Hugo in 2023. Notice that monkey face of his.
File:Future Hugo Jackson.png|Hugo in 2053, {{youtube|PnKgygXPxm4|still playing roblox}}.
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}}
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}}
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*[[Autism]] - What he has.
*[[Autism]] - What he has.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
*[[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his.  
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian power.
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
*[[Spics]
*[[Pol/|/pol/]]
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian Power
*[[Spics]]
*[[/pol/]]
*[[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his.


== External links ==
== External Links ==


*{{wikilink|Eslov_school_stabbing|Wikipedia article}}
*{{wikilink|Eslöv_school_stabbing|TOW coverage}}
*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files]
*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files]
*[https://www.flashback.org/t3349507 Discussion On A Swedish Forum]
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/p7xypf/i_am_a_friend_of_solvent_the_man_who_committed/ Reddit thread by an alleged friend]
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t10611-friends-with-a-guy-who-is-a-closer-friend-of-the-eslov-stabber-ama-or-aha Q&A with his friend Philly]
*[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/tf4yvhdr.txt Manifesto - manifest.txt]
*Other files found in the [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/353m9b6b.pdf police document] (Copied and pasted, may be inaccurate)
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/g5wurp9.txt What i want.txt]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/nmrzc25f.txt schema.txt]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wiv2q1zd.txt manifest(2).txt]


=== Accounts ===
=== Accounts ===


*{{instagram|sephtisx}} - [[Instagram]] account of the [[autism|sperg]].
*{{instagram|sephtisx}} - [[Instagram]] account of the [[autism|sperg]].
*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] pfp
*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - Notice the [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] PFP.


{{Education}}
{{High Scores}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Spanish}}
 
{{Tarrantulas}}
[[Category:2021]]
[[Category:2021]]
[[Category:People]]

Latest revision as of 17:43, 23 March 2025

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Find an iPod?

This page is about an attempted an hero.

WARNING:

With Spics,
Do not mix!


   
 
I’ll go down in history, better than Hitler.
 

 
 

—Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.

Hugo Jackson
Born May 12, 2006 (18 years old)
Nationality: Mixed Breed Swede      
Highscore Injured 1
Top 50? Not even a chance
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero? No lol
Motive Autism


In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, just 2 months after the 2021 London truck attack, Hugo Ahlfors Jackson, a 18-year-old autist who decided to try to set a new high score at his school. Being a 5'6 Hindi spic who thought he was white and eligible as a Nazi after taking /pol/ memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to become an hero in the name of le white race, but failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got v& for not having a green card while he was playing Don’t Stop Me Now in the background. What an absolute failure.

He livestreamed the “attack” like Brenton Tarrant but never realized that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another retard who also stabbed people at a school, Laaiti Ekenstéen, a schizophrenic who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting Queen on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the the web who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason.

After 2.5 years since his sentencing in December 2021, Hugo should have been freed from his mandatory vacation from society. Be sure to welcome him back.

Background

The spic originally was just like all the other millions of immigrants living in Europe until he met a certain Laaiti Ekenstéen on ROBLOX, the two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.

Plan

Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, his balls haven’t dropped yet and would pussy out anyway.

Hugo the Artist

If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more twisted this little fucker can be. Here's some of the "artwork" that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.


Stabbing

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Around 8:30 a.m. at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t a part of the FBI that he would take action. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race . Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local Nigger College.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Knife
  • Carried 4 but only used one.
    Does 10-15 damage.
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Took forever for police to arrive.
    Invisible to police helicopters.
  • Perk 2: Tarrant Disciple
  • Being a Tarrant disciple, double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
  • Spell: Nazi
  • /pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him.
    Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 1 injured.
Accuracy: 1/20 Couldn’t even finish him off.
Style: 5/20 Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.
Butthurt: 1/20 NO KILLS LOLL
Bonus: 0/20 Not even this can save him.
Total Score: 7/100 (F- -)
Fail Of The Year (FOTY)
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Karen

Vidya


Leaked portion of the Livestream in a cringy edit

Disclaimer: Allegedly some of the footage may have been reproduced with AI

Gallery

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

See Also

External Links

Accounts

Hugo Jackson is part of a series on Education

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