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Dylann Storm Roof
—Dylann, In his last Facebook post before killing innocent church-goers | ||
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—Dylann Storm Roof | ||
Gallery
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It's Obama's plan. If Marshall law is in effect people can't vote and president Obama is left as dictator Obama. -
Allegedly racist -
Dat bowl cut, though XD -
His Majesty The Dank Lord of Memes -
Bowl cut intensifies -
Looking badass in spite of his shitty haircut -
Does he do drugs? -
Storm's drug dealer detector is triggering -
They specifically picked out a retarded kid as a suspect because he is less likely to be able to act in a way that sheds doubt on his alleged guilt -
Like father like son?
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kills: | 9/20 |
| Accuracy: | 20/20 "9 kills and only 1 injury" |
| Style: | 19/20 Shooting up a nigger church after a dramatic speech. |
| Butthurt: | 18/20 About to cause a severe shitstorm and spark many riots! |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Bonus for specifically killing niggers. |
| Total score: 86/100 (B) | |
Known Aliases
Like the devil, Dylann goes by many names. The following is but a short list of the various nicknames he's accrued among the Internet community:
- Dylann "Calm before the Storm" Roof
- Dylann "Get off my Lawn" Roof
- Dylann "Not my women" Roof
- Dylann "Suboxone Surprise" Roof
- Dylann "If Your Pants Sag I Unload My Mag" Roof
- Dylann "Real Life COD in the House of God" Roof
- Dylann "Wrecking Coons in the Heat of June" Roof
- Dylann "Hostile Gospel" Roof
- Dylann "No More Truce When I Grab My Noose" Roof
- Dylann "No Lives to Spare after the Final Prayer" Roof
- Dylann "Time to Pray with the KKK" Roof
- Dylann "No More Moses, Time for Necrosis" Roof
- Dylann "Murder Mass Mass Murderer" Roof
- Dylann "Not So Gentle Gentile" Roof
- Dylann "Attack Every Black" Roof
- Dylann "Church Steeple Full Of Dead People" Roof
- Dylann "You Loot? I Shoot" Roof
- Dylann "Fiddler on the" Roof
- Dylann "Pray and Spray" Roof
- Dylann "Lead Lined" Roof
- Dylann "Blast the reverend with my 1911" Roof
- Dylann "Leaving none alive with my .45" Roof
- Dylann "Crusade King" Roof
- Chillin Dylan: Society's penicillin?
- Dylann "Killing a spook like it's Sandy Hook" Roof
- Dylann "Make a Spark in the Dark" Roof
- Dylann "The Nig Killin" Roof
- Dylann "Pulls the Trigger on Every Nigger" Roof
- Dylann "Erasing Jive With His .45" Roof
- Dylann "Ape Assassinator" Roof
- Dylann "The Carolina Coon Crusher" Roof
- Dylann "The Alter Assaulter" Roof
- Dylann "The Thunder Downs Under" Roof
- Dylann "Going Rambo on every Sambo" Roof
- Dylann "If you aren't white, you're in my iron Sight" Roof
- Dylann "Killin picaninny's with nothing on my picatinny" Roof
- Dylann "My blaster sends them to thug mansion faster" Roof
- Dylann "Pulling the ticket from every moon cricket" Roof
- Dylann "Killing without empirical proof" Roof
- Dylann "Giving flak to every black" Roof
Related Articles
External links
| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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Dylann Storm Roof is part of a series on GOTH [Embrace your inner darkness] |
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