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Haircolor

I've got a question concerning his hair colour (or skin colour for that matter). So... was he a bimbo or a redhead? Or did he have a regular brown hair? Perhaps they've got the wrong guy altogether? --Kneidell 17:26, 18 June 2015 (EDT) How was Dylann able to bleach his skin so fast? HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! If the poor lighting was enough to make a white blonde haired kid look like a brazilian with brown hair then the colours of the entire surrounding area would be darkened as well. The door would be a much darker brown, the pavement would be darker,.. the grey shirt he is wearing would be darker. It's not rocket science. --Kneidell 20:24, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

GamerGate

What does this have to do with GamerGate? -hipcrime 17:31, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

Nothing. It's more of a Rhodesia / South Africa thing. --Kneidell 17:40, 18 June 2015 (EDT)
it's right there in his very own words: "I support GamerGate and everything it stands for" »»What 17:41, 18 June 2015 (EDT)
I added it to troll cuz GG'ers lose their spaghetti when you call them a violent hate group. If this becomes an actual article you can delete it, or move it to it's own section preferably. --Mantequilla (talk) 18:53, 18 June 2015 (EDT)
oic lol -hipcrime 20:09, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

Tinfoil-hat-wearing retards have their say on what happened there: http://www.infowars.com/charleston-shooter-was-on-drug-linked-to-violent-outbursts/ --Kneidell 18:01, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

Jesus fuck. I have been on suboxone for 5 years, it's a miracle I haven't shot up a church full of niggers, apparently. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:44, 18 June 2015 (EDT)
I was a lot more racially tolerant and generally more peaceful when I had suboxone. Infowars is confirmed to be full of shit yet again, news at 11. —  VX  21:50, 18 June 2015 (EDT)
Growing up in an area with an 20 year long heroin epidemic (archive), I know a LOT of people on suboxone right now. None of them have been prone to violent outbursts. This is clickbait bullshit at its finest. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:55, 18 June 2015 (EDT)
Let's be real, Z, the only reason you haven't shot up a church full of nignogs is because you are too lazy. CobaltCat 23:51, 18 June 2015 (EDT)
Yeah that too. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:06, 19 June 2015 (EDT)
those claims are ridiculous. subheads are chill as fuck ime... it's when the sub runs out that there might be a problem, but it's not shooting up a church... it's shooting up a fat one of smack. or so i've heard. :P -hipcrime 01:02, 19 June 2015 (EDT)
  • okay i moved the gg stuff down into its own section nearer to the end of the article, but still present enough to troll the gg people. also, i hope i didn't edit conflict ya User:AlGore. :^) -hipcrime 19:01, 20 June 2015 (EDT)

High Score

I'm putting in the high score chart someone made for me that I put on all the mass murderers. Don't fuck it up please. AlGore 18:47, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

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put him in the enemies category.

I'm presuming only mods / admins can have the ability to change the templates, so please see to it.

AlGore 23:08, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

kk will do thanks --Mantequilla (talk) 23:11, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

Excellent work. Thank you. Also, once this article is actually real instead of just trolling gger's, please set it as the AOTN for a while.

AlGore 01:05, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

Sooooo

What is this about gamergate? What actually happened here?It's just a bunch of pictures.One could read it and have nfi what this is about.--Boudica 00:16, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

It's about ethics in journalism. CobaltCat 00:38, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

It's just some trolling bullshit to piss off GGers like the discussions above stated. If you're good enough, get rid of the gg shit, and add a few relevant well-researched paragraphs, designed to the smallest detail to troll the fuck out of every NORP and Nigger who comes here. I'm always accused of being a lazy fuck and you're all right, but I've been working my ass off all day IRL and on the internet.

One of my friends who made the ED games said he would rate the article 0/10 for all the irrelevant GG shit. I dont want this being a shit article since it's actually going to be the talk of the USA and perhaps even the world, for a few weeks. So we will need to collaborate to our fullest extent to make this article into gold. I'm going to actively research this case and dish in all I got to offer, but I'll need your help. Good luck and godspeed. May the lulz be with you.

AlGore 01:03, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

Ok.Why don't we just re-write every article to somehow be about gamergate? Someone at least explain what the fuck the dude did instead of adding pretty templates and some pic you found.I'm looking at you.--Boudica 01:45, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

It's a joke cuz GGers flip out over being called a violent hate group, clam the fuck down. And I made the pic I didn't find it. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:24, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

My bad.I get it now. --Boudica 23:17, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

Put on AOTN

DO IT FAGGOTS!! BlackGhost94 17:29, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

Oh, it already is. Disregard that, I suck cocks, then. BlackGhost94 17:30, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

It's set for the 20th and 21st. I'll be refining the article and making it juicer for the masses. AlGore 22:30, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

Looks like this guy was your typical horsefucker

   
 
Among his writings were images of Sept. 11 “memes” and of “My Little Pony,” Mr. Wareing said.
 

 
 

As if the bowlcut didn't say enough. Link to the New York Times article JohnathanNiggers 16:39, 20 June 2015 (EDT)

Lastrhodesian.com

	I was not raised in a racist home or environment. Living in the South, almost every White person has a small amount of racial awareness, simply beause of the numbers of negroes in this part of the country. But it is a superficial awareness. Growing up, in school, the White and black kids would make racial jokes toward each other, but all they were were jokes. Me and White friends would sometimes would watch things that would make us think that “blacks were the real racists” and other elementary thoughts like this, but there was no real understanding behind it. 

	The event that truly awakened me was the Trayvon Martin case. I kept hearing and seeing his name, and eventually I decided to look him up. I read the Wikipedia article and right away I was unable to understand what the big deal was. It was obvious that Zimmerman was in the right. But more importantly this prompted me to type in the words “black on White crime” into Google, and I have never been the same since that day. The first website I came to was the Council of Conservative Citizens. There were pages upon pages of these brutal black on White murders. I was in disbelief. At this moment I realized that something was very wrong. How could the news be blowing up the Trayvon Martin case while hundreds of these black on White murders got ignored? 

	From this point I researched deeper and found out what was happening in Europe. I saw that the same things were happening in England and France, and in all the other Western European countries. Again I found myself in disbelief. As an American we are taught to accept living in the melting pot, and black and other minorities have just as much right to be here as we do, since we are all immigrants. But Europe is the homeland of White people, and in many ways the situation is even worse there. From here I found out about the Jewish problem and other issues facing our race, and I can say today that I am completely racially aware. 

						Blacks

	I think it is is fitting to start off with the group I have the most real life experience with, and the group that is the biggest problem for Americans.
	Niggers are stupid and violent. At the same time they have the capacity to be very slick. Black people view everything through a racial lense. Thats what racial awareness is, its viewing everything that happens through a racial lense. They are always thinking about the fact that they are black. This is part of the reason they get offended so easily, and think that some thing are intended to be racist towards them, even when a White person wouldnt be thinking about race. The other reason is the Jewish agitation of the black race. 
	Black people are racially aware almost from birth, but White people on average dont think about race in their daily lives. And this is our problem. We need to and have to. 
	Say you were to witness a dog being beat by a man. You are almost surely going to feel very sorry for that dog. But then say you were to witness a dog biting a man. You will most likely not feel the same pity you felt for the dog for the man. Why? Because dogs are lower than men. 
	This same analogy applies to black and White relations. Even today, blacks are subconsciously viewed by White people are lower beings. They are held to a lower standard in general. This is why they are able to get away with things like obnoxious behavior in public. Because it is expected of them. 
	Modern history classes instill a subconscious White superiority complex in Whites and an inferiority complex in blacks. This White superiority complex that comes from learning of how we dominated other peoples is also part of the problem I have just mentioned. But of course I dont deny that we are in fact superior. 
	I wish with a passion that niggers were treated terribly throughout history by Whites, that every White person had an ancestor who owned slaves, that segregation was an evil an oppressive institution, and so on. Because if it was all it true, it would make it so much easier for me to accept our current situation. But it isnt true. None of it is. We are told to accept what is happening to us because of ancestors wrong doing, but it is all based on historical lies, exaggerations and myths. I have tried endlessly to think of reasons we deserve this, and I have only came back more irritated because there are no reasons. 
	Only a fourth to a third of people in the South owned even one slave. Yet every White person is treated as if they had a slave owning ancestor. This applies to in the states where slavery never existed, as well as people whose families immigrated after slavery was abolished. I have read hundreds of slaves narratives from my state. And almost all of them were positive. One sticks out in my mind where an old ex-slave recounted how the day his mistress died was one of the saddest days of his life. And in many of these narratives the slaves told of how their masters didnt even allowing whipping on his plantation. 
	Segregation was not a bad thing. It was a defensive measure. Segregation did not exist to hold back negroes. It existed to protect us from them. And I mean that in multiple ways. Not only did it protect us from having to interact with them, and from being physically harmed by them, but it protected us from being brought down to their level. Integration has done nothing but bring Whites down to level of brute animals. The best example of this is obviously our school system.
	Now White parents are forced to move to the suburbs to send their children to “good schools”. But what constitutes a “good school”? The fact is that how good a school is considered directly corresponds to how White it is. I hate with a passion the whole idea of the suburbs. To me it represents nothing but scared White people running. Running because they are too weak, scared, and brainwashed to fight. Why should we have to flee the cities we created for the security of the suburbs? Why are the suburbs secure in the first place? Because they are White. The pathetic part is that these White people dont even admit to themselves why they are moving. They tell themselves it is for better schools or simply to live in a nicer neighborhood. But it is honestly just a way to escape niggers and other minorities. 
	But what about the White people that are left behind? What about the White children who, because of school zoning laws, are forced to go to a school that is 90 percent black? Do we really think that that White kid will be able to go one day without being picked on for being White, or called a “white boy”? And who is fighting for him? Who is fighting for these White people forced by economic circumstances to live among negroes? No one, but someone has to. 

	Here I would also like to touch on the idea of a Norhtwest Front. I think this idea is beyond stupid. Why should I for example, give up the beauty and history of my state to go to the Norhthwest? To me the whole idea just parralells the concept of White people running to the suburbs. The whole idea is pathetic and just another way to run from the problem without facing it. 
	Some people feel as though the South is beyond saving, that we have too many blacks here. To this I say look at history. The South had a higher ratio of blacks when we were holding them as slaves. Look at South Africa, and how such a small minority held the black in apartheid for years and years. Speaking of South Africa, if anyone thinks that think will eventually just change for the better, consider how in South Africa they have affirmative action for the black population that makes up 80 percent of the population. 
	It is far from being too late for America or Europe. I believe that even if we made up only 30 percent of the population we could take it back completely. But by no means should we wait any longer to take drastic action. 

	Anyone who thinks that White and black people look as different as we do on the outside, but are somehow magically the same on the inside, is delusional. How could our faces, skin, hair, and body structure all be different, but our brains be exactly the same? This is the nonsense we are led to believe. 
	Negroes have lower Iqs, lower impulse control, and higher testosterone levels in generals. These three things alone are a recipe for violent behavior. If a scientist publishes a paper on the differences between the races in Western Europe or Americans, he can expect to lose his job. There are personality traits within human families, and within different breeds of cats or dogs, so why not within the races?
	A horse and a donkey can breed and make a mule, but they are still two completely different animals. Just because we can breed with the other races doesnt make us the same. 
	In a modern history class it is always emphasized that, when talking about “bad” things Whites have done in history, they were White. But when we lern about the numerous, almost countless wonderful things Whites have done, it is never pointed out that these people were White. Yet when we learn about anything important done by a black person in history, it is always pointed out repeatedly that they were black. For example when we learn about how George Washington carver was the first nigger smart enough to open a peanut. 

	On another subject I want to say this. Many White people feel as though they dont have a unique culture. The reason for this is that White culture is world culture. I dont mean that our culture is made up of other cultures, I mean that our culture has been adopted by everyone in the world. This makes us feel as though our culture isnt special or unique. Say for example that every business man in the world wore a kimono, that every skyscraper was in the shape of a pagoda, that every door was a sliding one, and that everyone ate every meal with chopsticks. This would probably make a Japanese man feel as though he had no unique traditional culture. 

	I have noticed a great disdain for race mixing White women within the White nationalists community, bordering on insanity it. These women are victims, and they can be saved. Stop. 

						Jews

	Unlike many White naitonalists, I am of the opinion that the majority of American and European jews are White. In my opinion the issues with jews is not their blood, but their identity. I think that if we could somehow destroy the jewish identity, then they wouldnt cause much of a problem. The problem is that Jews look White, and in many cases are White, yet they see themselves as minorities. Just like niggers, most jews are always thinking about the fact that they are jewish. The other issue is that they network. If we could somehow turn every jew blue for 24 hours, I think there would be a mass awakening, because people would be able to see plainly what is going on. 

	I dont pretend to understand why jews do what they do. They are enigma. 



						Hispanics

	Hispanics are obviously a huge problem for Americans. But there are good hispanics and bad hispanics. I remember while watching hispanic television stations, the shows and even the commercials were more White than our own. They have respect for White beauty, and a good portion of hispanics are White. It is a well known fact that White hispanics make up the elite of most hispanics countries. There is good White blood worht saving in Uruguay, Argentina, Chile and even Brasil. 

But they are still our enemies. 


						East Asians

I have great respent for the East Asian races. Even if we were to go extinct they could carry something on. They are by nature very racist and could be great allies of the White race. I am not opposed at all to allies with the Northeast Asian races. 


						Patriotism

	I hate the sight of the American flag. Modern American patriotism is an absolute joke. People pretending like they have something to be proud while White people are being murdered daily in the streets. Many veterans believe we owe them something for “protecting our way of life” or “protecting our freedom”. But im not sure what way of life they are talking about. How about we protect the White race and stop fighting for the jews. I will say this though, I myself would have rather lived in 1940's American than Nazi Germany, and no this is not ignorance speaking, it is just my opinion. So I dont blame the veterans of any wars up until after Vietnam, because at least they had an American to be proud of and fight for. 


						An Explanation

	To take a saying from a film, “I see all this stuff going on, and I dont see anyone doing anything about it. And it pisses me off.”. To take a saying from my favorite film, “Even if my life is worth less than a speck of dirt, I want to use it for the good of society.”. 

	I have no choice. I am not in the position to, alone, go into the ghetto and fight. I chose Charleston because it is most historic city in my state, and at one time had the highest ratio of blacks to Whites in the country. We have no skinheads, no real KKK, no one doing anything but talking on the internet. Well someone has to have the bravery to take it to the real world, and I guess that has to be me. 

Unfortunately at the time of writing I am in a great hurry and some of my best thoughts, actually many of them have been to be left out and lost forever. But I believe enough great White minds are out there already.

 	Please forgive any typos, I didnt have time to check it. 

I got the zip file from https://web.archive.org/web/20150620184505/http://lastrhodesian.com/data/documents/103600296_19.zip ... it contains sixty pix, idk whether to upload them all but i will upload some. -hipcrime 17:42, 20 June 2015 (EDT)


This is his manifesto? At least he was nice enough to spare the reader from the tl;dr of elliot's--Boudica 18:08, 20 June 2015 (EDT)

  • This is a really shit tier manifesto. oddguy 18:30, 20 June 2015 (EDT)
  • Frankly, much like the Breivink thing, I seriously don't understand why faggots worship this faggot, other than the sake of being a teenage angst edge kid. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 20:17, 20 June 2015 (EDT)
-hipcrime 18:39, 20 June 2015 (EDT)
Is he only capable of making one facial expression?--Boudica 20:21, 20 June 2015 (EDT)
He's pretty much an emotionless bastard, so maybe. 1sam234 20:35, 20 June 2015 (EDT)
I'm sorry, ED, but I think this is going too far. Tell me, do you genuinely find these events humorous? Because I don't.--Gojira95 07:16, 21 June 2015 (EDT)
  • I was hoping this would start another race war, to say the least I'm left wanting. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 08:10, 21 June 2015 (EDT)
  • ED ... Going too far ... I'm sorry but I don't understand these words in that context. I get them seperately but the way you are presenting them makes no sense. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:12, 21 June 2015 (EDT)

suicide attempt and the graded score

does the suicide attempt affect his graded score? -hipcrime 20:02, 21 June 2015 (EDT)

Did he really try to kill himself but ran out of bullets? That would be fucking hilarious if it was true. --Mantequilla (talk) 23:15, 21 June 2015 (EDT)
Holy shit, he fucking did: http://www.ibtimes.com/dylann-roof-attempted-suicide-during-charleston-church-shooting-victims-son-says-1976520 1sam234 03:28, 22 June 2015 (EDT)

Missing images

MarioMario456 13:22, 21 October 2021 (EDT)

  • Apologies for the possible necro, but I couldn't find the first one, but I did recreate the second one, will upload soon. Just Call Me Mister (talk) 02:26, 6 July 2022 (EDT)