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This is a sandbox just to make random highscores

Erotic

Leisure Suit Larry

The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted gooners to professional fuckers, quite literally.

RANK NAME PENETRATIONS/FAPS ACTIVE STATUS METHOD
1 Your Mom >100,000,000,000,000 1969- Alive Sex
2 Team Fokkens >177,500 1961-? Alive Sex
3 Fidel Castro >35,000 1948-2016 Dead Sex
4 Wilt Chamberlain >20,000 1973-1999 Dead Sex
5 Gwyneth Montenegro >10,000 2005-2017 Alive Sex
6 Amara Maple >5,326 2016- Alive Sex
7 Mia Khalifa >3,800 2014- Alive Sex/Masturbation
8 Julio Iglesias >3,000 1971- Alive Sex
9 Ron Jeremy >2,000 1979-2018 Alive Sex
10 Marc Goldberg✡ 1,700 1982-1998 Alive Sex
11 Rocco Tano 1,300 1986-2022 Alive Sex
12 Steven Wolfe 1,000 2017- Alive Sex
13 Grace Quek >600 1994-2003 Alive Sex
14 An Nanba >250 2005-2008 Alive Sex
15 Hugo Lopez >83 2013- Alive? Masturbation
16 Billy Herrington >29 1998-2018 Dead Sex
17 Erika Rauch >20 1987- Alive Sex
18 Anette Dawn 17 2002-2010 Alive Sex
19 Arturo Coronado✡ >10 2014- Alive Masturbation
20 Muhammad (ﷺ) >7 598-632 Dead Sex
21 You 0 ?- Alive, sadly Sex

Spermination

These guise managed to lack up a large amount of offsprings through sperm donation.

RANK NAME DONATIONS ACTIVE
1 Bertold Paul Wiesner 900+ 1942-1967
2 Simon Watson 800+ 2016-2019
3 Jonathan Jacob Meijer 500+ 2007-2017
4 Unknown 150 ?-2011
5 Pavel Durov 100+ 2010-2024
6 Donald Cline 98 1974-1987
7 Jan Karbaat 82 1973-1998
8 Ben Seisler 74 2012-2015
9 "Louis" 70 1982-2002
10 Gennadij Raivich 58 ?-2013
11 Peter Ellenstein 37+ ?

Splinter Cell

Having an obsession on one person is not enough for these people.

RANK NAME HARRASED ACTIVE
1 Rebeca Garcia 560+ 2016-2024
2 Matthew Hardy 63+ 2009-2020
3 Alex Belfield 12 2012-2021
4 Bart De Pauw 6 2017-2021
5 Ricardo Lopez 1 1996

Pride of Nations

Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittest places.

RANK COUNTRY COLONIES LIFESPAN
1 British Empire 120 1497-1997
2 French Colonial Empire 80 1534-1980
3 Portuguese Empire 50 1415-1999
4 Roman Empire 41 27-395
5 Spanish Empire 35 1492-1976
6 Ottoman Empire 25 1299-1922
7 Russian Empire 17 1721-1917
8 Soviet Union 15 1922-1991
9 Mongol Empire 13 1206-1368
10 German Colonial Empire 12 1884-1920
11 Holy Roman Empire 10 800-1806
12 Yugoslavia 6 1946-1991
13 Belgian Colonial Empire 4 1908-1960

Watch Dogs

These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people.

RANK VIRUS HAXXED
1

Stuxnet 200,000

Inspired by Eldiperro's Action!.

NIGGERS AAAAAAAAA ARHHH UF!

I will use this section to "archive" high score categories that were removed.

RIOT: Civil Unrest

For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts.

RANK RIOT KILLS YEARS ACTIVE
1 Partition of India 1,000,000 1947
2 French Revolution 870,000 1789 - 1799
3 Syrian revolution 219,223–306,887 2011 - 2024
4 La Violencia 200,000 1948 - 1960
5 Kurdish Rebellions 110,000 1983 - 1986
6 Tibetan Uprising 86,000 1959
7 Arab Spring 61,000 2011 - 2012
8 First Serbian Uprising 60,000 1804 - 1813
9 Jeju Uprising 60,000 1948 - 1949
10 Algerian Civil War 60,000-150,000 1991 - 2002
11 Nika riots 30,000 532
12 El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising 30,000 1932
13 228 Massacre 28,000 1947
14 Apartheid 21,000 1948 - 1994
15 Rintfleisch massacres 20,000-30,000 1298
16 Semaine Sanglante 20,000 1871
17 Romanian Peasants' Revolt 11,000 1907
18 March 1st Movement 7,500 1919
19 Black July 5,638 1983
20 Granada Massacre 4,000+ 1066
21 Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan 4,000 1784
22 Hungarian Revolution of 1956 3,000 1956
23 888 Uprising 3,000 1988
24 Santa María School 2,000–3,500 1907
25 Tiananmen Square 2,700-3,400 1989
26 Iranian Revolution 2,000-3,000 1978 - 1979
27 Caracazo 2,000-5,000 1989
28 First Intifada 1,962 1987 - 1993
29 Lisbon massacre 1,900+ 1506
30 Batken Conflict 1,183 1999
31 Burundian unrest 1,700 2015 - 2020
32 Onsong Concentration Camp 1,666 1987
33 Patagonia Rebelde 1,500 1920 - 1922
34 Batepá massacre 1,000+ 1952
35 Norilsk uprising 1,000+ 1953
36 Second Arab Spring 926+ 2018 - 2024
37 Kyrgyz prostests 893-2,000 2010
38 Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion 800+ 2020
39 Kazakh unrest 238 2022
40 Guinean protests 157 2009
41 Tragic Week 104-150 1909
42 Solhan & Tadaryat 174 2021
43 Buenos Aires 36 2001
44 Eswatini protests 27-50+ 2021-2023
45 Ponce massacre 17 1937
46 Banjul 15 2000
47 Chinese Middle School 13 1956
48 Zimbabwe fuel protests 12 2019
49 Wamena 7-9 2023
50 L'Amicale riots 7 1999
51 Universidad Pública de El Alto 7 2021
52 Nukuʻalofa riots 6 2006
53 U.S Capitol 5 2021
54 CHAZ/CHOP 3 2020
55 Kyrgyz Revolution 1 2020
56 Bashkortostan protests 1 2024

Diner Dash

These products and dishes are so tasty that even Gordon Ramsay couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon.

RANK COMPANY KILLS YEARS ACTIVE
1 Cargill 650 1865 -
2 Unknown 600 1981
3 Tiger Brands 216 1921 -
4 Bostock & Co 70 1888 - 1900
5 Disputed 53 2011
6 Jensen Farms 33 2011 - 2012
7 Khalid Mahmood 33 2016
8 Nietos de Gonzalo Torraga 29 1992 - 1993
9 PCA 9 1977 - 2009
10 Sanlu Group 6 1956 - 2008
11 Blue Bell Creameries 3 2007 -
12 Similac 1 1929 -
13 Pepsi 1 1929 -

RapeLay

These people have shown that a man's rod of delight is also a weapon. All victims (whether animal or human) are counted.

RANK PLAYER RAPES KINK YEARS ACTIVE
1 Robert Anderson 1050-2110 Yaoi 1966-2003
2

Carl Panzram 1000+ Yaoi 1907-1928
3 Ahdel Ali 1000+ Lolicon 2007-2009
4 João Teixeira de Faria 600+ Straight 1986-2017
5 Mohamed Mustapha Tabet 518 Straight 1986-1992
6 Larry Nassar 500+ Lolicon 1994-2015
7 Johnny Kitagawa 478 Shotacon 1988-2000
8
Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre 276 Shotacon 2008-2011
9 Jimmy Savile 217+ Lolicon and Shotacon 1955-2009
10 Richard Strauss 177+ Shotacon 1978-1998
11 Keith Raniere 156 Straight 1998-2018
12
Joji Obara 150-400 Straight 1992-2000
13 Fanwell Khumalo 103 Lolicon and BDSM 1999-2001
14 Marcelo Sajen 93-200+ Schoolgirls 1991-2004
15
Johann Eichhorn 90 Straight 1928-1939
16

William Vahey 90+ Shotacon 1963-2014
17 Jon Simonis 80+ Straight 1979-1981
18 Richard Choque 77+ Straight 2013-2021
19


Richard Huckle 71 Lolicon and Shotacon 2006-2014
20 Malka Leifer 70 Shotacon 2003-2007
21

Peter Nygård 67+ Straight 1968-2020
22 Erik Andersen 66-160+ Shotacon 1976-2010
23 Ralph Rowe 60-500 Shotacon 1970-1980
24 Sunil Rastogi 60 Lolicon 2004-2017
25 Bill Cosby 58+ Date rape 1984-2014
26 Atheer as-Suhairy 58 Lolicon 1999-2006
27 Wang Wanming 54 Straight 1981-1998
28 Jerry Sandusky 52 Shotacon 1994-2009
29 Roger Abdelmassih 52 Somnophilia 2009
30 Joseph James DeAngelo 51 Straight 1974-1986
31 Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson 50+ Shotacon 1988-2012
32 Bobby Joe Long 50 Straight 1980-1984
33 Gemma Watts 50 Yuri 2016-2018
34 Reynhard Sinaga 48 Yaoi 2015-2017
35
Martin Ney 45+ Shotacon 1992-2004
36 Yap Weng Wah 45 Shotacon 2009-2012
37 Anatoly Slivko 43 Shotacon and Snuff 1964-1985
38 Adam Britton 42 Furry 2014-2022
39 Hugo Edgardo Sierra Benavides 41 Straight 2010-2012
40
Oleg Kosarev 40 Lolicon 1984-2011
41 Henrique Sotero 40 Lolicon 2008-2009
42 Peter Moore 39 Yaoi 1975-1995
43 Jeffrey Epstein 36 Lolicon and Shotacon 1996-2019
44 Roland Cazaux 36 Straight 1987-2002
45 Miguel Ángel Parada 36 Straight 2012-2020
46 Paul Ogorzow 31 Straight 1939-1941
47 Keith Simms 31 Straight 1985-2001
48
Paul Schäfer 28 Lolicon and Shotacon 1958-2005
49 Andrzej Kunowski 27 Straight 1972-2001
50 Donald Trump 26 Pussy grabbing 1970
51 Benny Sela 24 Hyperphilic 1985-1999
52 Gonzalo Rivadeneira 24 Lolicon and Shotacon 1993-2019
53 Andreas Holm 24 Somnophilia 2019-2020
54 John Svahlstedt 22 Straight 1971-2013
55 House for Sale Rapist 20 Straight 1979-1980
56 Julio Gonzales 19 Straight 2001-2013
57

Paul Francis Gadd 18+ Lolicon 1970-2000
58 Jordanis Kouroutsidis 18+ Straight 1987-2020
59 Batman Rapist 17 Straight 1991-2000
60 Steingrímur Njálsson 16+ Shotacon 1961-1988
61 Johan Martin Vie 16+ Shotacon ?-2006
62 Francisco Antonio Laureana 15+ Straight 1974-1975
63 Cedric Maake 14 Straight 1996-1997
64 Niklas Eliasson 14 Straight 2005-2010
65

Christopher Paul Neil 12 Shotacon 2007
66 Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson 9-70+ Shotacon 2010-2014
67 Francis Evrard 9 Shotacon 1962-2007
68 Kurt Niklas Lindgren 9 Straight 1998-2005
69 Marcel Lychau Hansen 8 Straight 1987-2010
70 Larry Murphy 8 Straight 2001
71
Christopher Wilder 7+ Straight 1963-1984
72 Roy Svanur Shannon 6-9+ Lolicon 1997-2012
73 Joro the Paver 6-7 Straight 1968
74 Roberto Martínez Vásquez 6 Straight 2001-2002
75 Ágúst Magnússon 6 Shotacon 2004
76 Graham Capill 6+ Lolicon 2001-2005
77 Peter Scully 5-75+ Lolicon and Snuff 2011-2015
78
Somsak Ponnarai 4+ Straight 1980-1995
79

Mark Dixie 4-6 Straight 1980-2005
80 Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson 4-335 Lolicon 2005-2006
81
Paul Hickson 3+ Lolicon 1976-1992
82 José Antonio Rodríguez Vega 3+ Straight 1978-1988
83 Mr. Cruel 3 Lolicon 1987-1990
84
Jon Schillaci 3+ Shotacon 1989-2007
85 Claudine de Culam 1 Furry 1601
86 Josef Fritzl 1 Incest 1977-2008
87 Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson 1 Incest 1992-2004
88 James Bear 1 Incest 2013-2018
89 Steven van de Velde 1 Lolicon 2014
90 Joshua Hoffman 1 Furry 2018
91 Christian Weston Chandler 1 Incest 2021

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Abdul Waheed
Nationality: Indian 2.0 
Born c. 1967 ( aged 57 / 58)
Occupation Shrine custodian
Highscore Killed 20, Injured 4
Top 50? 11th
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An hero? Nope


When the entire world thought the Reina nightclub shooting☪ and Las Vegas shooting✡ were lulzy enough to both start and end the year, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Background

Our main player, Abdul Waheed (Allahu Akbarish: البطل الوطني, born sometime in 1967), was also the custodian who played this match, he had a history of beating and torturing the devotees to "cleanse them".

Of course, beating and torturing your shrinegoers would cause AT LEAST one sane person to report it to someone.

Some days before the massacre, Waheed suspected that his disciples were planning to poison him, due to seeing his spiritual leader's son, Asif, adding poison to his food, according to his statement to the Paki popo.

   
“ 		 
I caught him and probed further, upon which I got to know a woman was also involved with him in the plan [of killing me].
  		„
  		 

—Abdul Waheed

Attack

On April 1, 2017, he first called and summoned the worshippers onto the shrine, afterwards he intoxicated some food on purpose and gave it to them, which made it much more easier for Abdul and his companions to beat and stab the living shit out of them.

In the end of the match, the results came in, 20 people were sent back to the lobby, causing them to scream at their monitors, and only 4 were injured that weren't properly doble tapped.

The injured.

Funnily enough, after confessing to murdering all of those people, the families of the victims didn't hold a grudge against Waheed, somehow?

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Description
  • Primary: Club
  • Good weapon for a melee-only match (10~17 Damage).
  • Secondary: Machete
  • Secondary: Baton
  • Like the previcious weapons in his arsenal, it can be good if you aim at the head and manage to crack the skull (7~10 Damage).
  • Perk 1: Mental Illness
  • Extra damage + makes it easier for the player to NOT feel remorse.
  • Perk 2: Islam
  • Lowers the IQ to 80%.

Aftermath

Sadly, despite having a medium kill count and a really, really, REALLY small injury, this event was quickly forgotten by both the Western and Eastern media, because this shit happens all the time.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 20/20 Bye Bye
Accuracy: 16/20 Four faggots survived
Style: 10/20 Shrine attack in Pakistan, nothing new
Butthurt: 1/20 Memory holed faster than any other High score that didn't happened in the West
Bonus: 20/20 Deadliest mooselamp mass stabber
Total Score: 68/100 (D)
Thanks for the service, Mr. Waheed
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


See Also

External Links


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