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== My soon to be released trash == | |||
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Abdul Waheed'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Pakistan|Indian 2.0]] [[File:Pk.gif]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|c. 1967 ( aged {{age|1967|12|12}} / {{age|1967|1|1}})}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Shrine custodian}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|Killed 20, Injured 3}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|{{highscorelist}} (Paxstan: 1st!!!11!!11)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|Nope}} | |||
{{Ibend}} | |||
When the entire world thought the [[Reina nightclub Massacre|Reina nightclub shooting]]{{muslim}} and [[Stephen Paddock|Las Vegas shooting]]{{jew}} were lulzy enough to both start and end the year, <span class="blink" style="color:#f00;font-weight:bold;">A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!</span> | |||
=== Attack === | |||
This hardcore melee-only match was played on [[April Fools|April 1]], [[2017]], in the pir_muhammad_ali_gujjar_shrine map, our main player, '''Abdul Weheed''' (البطل الوطني), was also the custodian who played this match, he had a history of [[BDSM|beating and torturing]] the devotees to "cleanse them". | |||
He first asked the worshippers to enter the shrine, before drugging them with some poisoned food, and then Abdul and his companions started beating and stabbing the living shit out of the worshippers. | |||
In the end of the match, the results were in, '''20 people''' were sent back to the lobby, causing them to scream at their monitors, and only '''3 were injured''' that weren't properly doble tapped. | |||
=== Loadout === | |||
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup | |||
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*'''Primary''': Club | |||
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsBaseBallBat.png|100px]]</center> | |||
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*Good weapon for a melee-only match (''''10~17 Damage'''). | |||
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*'''Secondary''': Machete | |||
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsKnife.png|100px]]</center> | |||
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*Used by [[El blog del narco|spic cartels in their execution videos]], can deal a lot of damage if you target the most [[Head|sensible]] [[Throat|parts]] ('''5~12 Damage'''). | |||
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*'''Secondary''': Baton | |||
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsBaseBallBat.png|100px]]</center> | |||
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*Like the previcious weapons in his arsenal, it can be good if you aim at the head and manage to crack the skull ('''7~10 Damage'''). | |||
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*'''Perk 1''': Mental Illness | |||
<center>[[File:Ted_Bundy.jpg|70px]]</center> | |||
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*Extra damage + makes it easier for the player to NOT feel remorse. | |||
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*'''Perk 2''': Islam | |||
<center>[[File:Allahu_Akbar_Explosion.png|100px]]</center> | |||
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*Lowers the IQ to 80%. | |||
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=== Aftermath === | |||
Sadly, despite having a medium kill count and a [[Micro|really, really, REALLY]] small injury, this event was quickly forgotten by both the Western and Eastern media, because this shit happens all the time. | |||
=== Graded Score === | |||
{{GradedScore|20|Bye Bye|17|Three faggots survived|10|Shrine attack in Pakistan, nothing new|1|Memory holed faster than any other [[High score]] that didn't happened in the West|20|Deadliest mooselamp mass stabber|68|D|Thanks for the service, Mr. Waheed}} | |||
{{Wanted|3}} | |||
=== See Also === | |||
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=== External Links === | |||
* {{wikilink|2017_Sargodha_shrine_massacre|TOW Coverage}} | |||
{{High Scores}} | |||
{{Islam}} | |||
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Leisure Suit Larry
The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted gooners to professional fuckers, quite literally.
| RANK | NAME | PENETRATIONS/FAPS | ACTIVE | STATUS | METHOD | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fidel Castro | 35,000 | 1948 - 2016 | Dead | Sex | |
| 2 | Gwyneth Montenegro | 10,000 | 2005 - 2017 | Alive | Sex | |
| 3 | Amara Maple | 5,326 | 2016 - | Alive | Sex | |
| 4 | Mia Khalifa | 3,800 | 2014 - | Alive | Sex / Masturbation | |
| 5 | Ron Jeremy | 2,000+ | 1979 - 2018 | Alive | Sex | |
| 6 | Marc Goldberg✡ | 1,700 | 1982 - 1998 | Alive | Sex | |
| 7 | Rocco Tano | 1,300 | 1986 - 2022 | Alive | Sex | |
| 8 | Steven Wolfe | 1,000 | 2017 - | Alive | Sex | |
| 9 | Grace Quek | 600+ | 1994 - 2003 | Alive | Sex | |
| 10 | An Nanba | 250+ | 2005 - 2008 | Alive | Sex | |
| 11 | Hugo Lopez | 83+ | 2013 - | Alive? | Masturbation | |
| 12 | Billy Herrington | 29 | 1998 - 2018 | Dead | Sex | |
| 13 | Erika Rauch | 20+ | 1987 - | Alive | Sex | |
| 14 | Anette Dawn | 17 | 2002 - 2010 | Alive | Sex | |
| 15 | Arturo Coronado✡ | 10+ | 2014 - | Alive | Masturbation | |
| 16 | Muhammad (ﷺ) | 7 | 598 - 632 | Dead | Sex | |
| 17 | You | 0 | ? - | Alive, sadly | Sex |
Spermination
These guise managed to lack up a large amount of offsprings through sperm donation.
| RANK | NAME | DONATIONS | ACTIVE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bertold Paul Wiesner | 900+ | 1942-1967 | |
| 2 | Simon Watson | 800+ | 2016-2019 | |
| 3 | Jonathan Jacob Meijer | 500+ | 2007-2017 | |
| 4 | Unknown | 150 | ?-2011 | |
| 5 | Pavel Durov | 100+ | 2010-2024 | |
| 6 | Donald Cline | 98 | 1974-1987 | |
| 7 | Jan Karbaat | 82 | 1973-1998 | |
| 8 | Ben Seisler | 74 | 2012-2015 | |
| 9 | "Louis" | 70 | 1982-2002 | |
| 10 | Gennadij Raivich | 58 | ?-2013 | |
| 11 | Peter Ellenstein | 37+ | ? |
Splinter Cell
Having an obsession on one person is not enough for these people.
| RANK | NAME | HARRASED | ACTIVE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Rebeca Garcia | 560+ | 2016-2024 | |
| 2 | Matthew Hardy | 63+ | 2009-2020 | |
| 3 | Alex Belfield | 12 | 2012-2021 | |
| 4 | Bart De Pauw | 6 | 2017-2021 | |
| 5 | Ricardo Lopez | 1 | 1996 |
Pride of Nations
Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittest places.
| RANK | COUNTRY | COLONIES | LIFESPAN | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | British Empire | 120 | 1497-1997 | |
| 2 | French Colonial Empire | 80 | 1534-1980 | |
| 3 | Portuguese Empire | 50 | 1415-1999 | |
| 4 | Roman Empire | 41 | 27-395 | |
| 5 | Spanish Empire | 35 | 1492-1976 | |
| 6 | Ottoman Empire | 25 | 1299-1922 | |
| 7 | Russian Empire | 17 | 1721-1917 | |
| 8 | Soviet Union | 15 | 1922-1991 | |
| 9 | Mongol Empire | 13 | 1206-1368 | |
| 10 | German Colonial Empire | 12 | 1884-1920 | |
| 11 | Holy Roman Empire | 10 | 800-1806 | |
| 12 | Yugoslavia | 6 | 1946-1991 | |
| 13 | Belgian Colonial Empire | 4 | 1908-1960 |
Watch Dogs
These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people.
| RANK | VIRUS | HAXXED | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stuxnet | 200,000 |
Inspired by Eldiperro's Action!.
NIGGERS AAAAAAAAA ARHHH UF!
I will use this section to "archive" high score categories that were removed.
RIOT: Civil Unrest
For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts.
| RANK | RIOT | KILLS | YEARS ACTIVE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Partition of India | 1,000,000 | 1947 | |
| 2 | French Revolution | 870,000 | 1789 - 1799 | |
| 3 | Syrian revolution | 219,223–306,887 | 2011 - 2024 | |
| 4 | La Violencia | 200,000 | 1948 - 1960 | |
| 5 | Kurdish Rebellions | 110,000 | 1983 - 1986 | |
| 6 | Tibetan Uprising | 86,000 | 1959 | |
| 7 | Arab Spring | 61,000 | 2011 - 2012 | |
| 8 | Jeju Uprising | 60,000 | 1948 - 1949 | |
| 9 | Algerian Civil War | 60,000-150,000 | 1991 - 2002 | |
| 10 | Nika riots | 30,000 | 532 | |
| 11 | El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising | 30,000 | 1932 | |
| 12 | 228 Massacre | 28,000 | 1947 | |
| 13 | Apartheid | 21,000 | 1948 - 1994 | |
| 14 | Rintfleisch massacres | 20,000-30,000 | 1298 | |
| 15 | Semaine Sanglante | 20,000 | 1871 | |
| 16 | Romanian Peasants' Revolt | 11,000 | 1907 | |
| 17 | March 1st Movement | 7,500 | 1919 | |
| 18 | Black July | 5,638 | 1983 | |
| 19 | Granada Massacre | 4,000+ | 1066 | |
| 20 | Revolt of Horea, Cloșca, and Crișan | 4,000 | 1784 | |
| 21 | Hungarian Revolution of 1956 | 3,000 | 1956 | |
| 22 | 888 Uprising | 3,000 | 1988 | |
| 23 | Santa María School | 2,000–3,500 | 1907 | |
| 24 | Tiananmen Square | 2,700-3,400 | 1989 | |
| 25 | Iranian Revolution | 2,000-3,000 | 1978 - 1979 | |
| 26 | Caracazo | 2,000-5,000 | 1989 | |
| 27 | First Intifada | 1,962 | 1987 - 1993 | |
| 28 | Lisbon massacre | 1,900+ | 1506 | |
| 29 | Batken Conflict | 1,183 | 1999 | |
| 30 | Burundian unrest | 1,700 | 2015 - 2020 | |
| 31 | Onsong Concentration Camp | 1,666 | 1987 | |
| 32 | Patagonia Rebelde | 1,500 | 1920 - 1922 | |
| 33 | Batepá massacre | 1,000+ | 1952 | |
| 34 | Norilsk uprising | 1,000+ | 1953 | |
| 35 | Kyrgyz prostests | 893-2,000 | 2010 | |
| 36 | Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion | 800+ | 2020 | |
| 37 | Kazakh unrest | 238 | 2022 | |
| 38 | Guinean protests | 157 | 2009 | |
| 39 | Tragic Week | 104-150 | 1909 | |
| 40 | Solhan & Tadaryat | 174 | 2021 | |
| 41 | Buenos Aires | 36 | 2001 | |
| 42 | Eswatini protests | 27-50+ | 2021-2023 | |
| 43 | Ponce massacre | 17 | 1937 | |
| 44 | Banjul | 15 | 2000 | |
| 45 | Chinese Middle School | 13 | 1956 | |
| 46 | Zimbabwe fuel protests | 12 | 2019 | |
| 47 | Wamena | 7-9 | 2023 | |
| 48 | L'Amicale riots | 7 | 1999 | |
| 49 | Universidad Pública de El Alto | 7 | 2021 | |
| 50 | Nukuʻalofa riots | 6 | 2006 | |
| 51 | U.S Capitol | 5 | 2021 | |
| 52 | Kyrgyz Revolution | 1 | 2020 | |
| 53 | Bashkortostan protests | 1 | 2024 |
Diner Dash
These products and dishes are so tasty that even Gordon Ramsay couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon.
| RANK | COMPANY | KILLS | YEARS ACTIVE | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Cargill | 650 | 1865 - | |
| 2 | Unknown | 600 | 1981 | |
| 3 | Tiger Brands | 216 | 1921 - | |
| 4 | Bostock & Co | 70 | 1888 - 1900 | |
| 5 | Disputed | 53 | 2011 | |
| 6 | Jensen Farms | 33 | 2011 - 2012 | |
| 7 | Khalid Mahmood | 33 | 2016 | |
| 8 | Nietos de Gonzalo Torraga | 29 | 1992 - 1993 | |
| 9 | PCA | 9 | 1977 - 2009 | |
| 10 | Sanlu Group | 6 | 1956 - 2008 | |
| 11 | Blue Bell Creameries | 3 | 2007 - | |
| 12 | Similac | 1 | 1929 - | |
| 13 | Pepsi | 1 | 1929 - |
These people have shown that a man's rod of delight is also a weapon. All victims (whether animal or human) are counted.
| RANK | PLAYER | RAPES | KINK | YEARS ACTIVE | |
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| 1 | Robert Anderson | 1050-2110 | Yaoi | 1966-2003 | |
| 2 | Carl Panzram | 1000+ | Yaoi | 1907-1928 | |
| 3 | Mohamed Mustapha Tabet | 518 | Straight | 1986-1992 | |
| 4 | Larry Nassar | 500+ | Lolicon | 1994-2015 | |
| 5 | Johnny Kitagawa | 478 | Shotacon | 1988-2000 | |
| 6 | Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre | 276 | Shotacon | 2008-2011 | |
| 7 | Jimmy Savile | 217+ | Lolicon and Shotacon | 1955-2009 | |
| 8 | Richard Strauss | 177+ | Shotacon | 1978-1998 | |
| 9 | Keith Raniere | 156 | Straight | 1998-2018 | |
| 10 | Joji Obara | 150-400 | Straight | 1992-2000 | |
| 11 | Fanwell Khumalo | 103 | Lolicon and BDSM | 1999-2001 | |
| 12 | Marcelo Sajen | 93-200+ | Schoolgirls | 1991-2004 | |
| 13 | Johann Eichhorn | 90 | Straight | 1928-1939 | |
| 14 | William Vahey | 90+ | Shotacon | 1963-2014 | |
| 15 | Jon Simonis | 80+ | Straight | 1979-1981 | |
| 16 | Richard Choque | 77+ | Straight | 2013-2021 | |
| 17 | Richard Huckle | 71 | Lolicon and Shotacon | 2006-2014 | |
| 18 | Malka Leifer | 70 | Shotacon | 2003-2007 | |
| 19 | Peter Nygård | 67+ | Straight | 1968-2020 | |
| 20 | Erik Andersen | 66-160+ | Shotacon | 1976-2010 | |
| 21 | Ralph Rowe | 60-500 | Shotacon | 1970-1980 | |
| 22 | Sunil Rastogi | 60 | Lolicon | 2004-2017 | |
| 23 | Bill Cosby | 58+ | Date rape | 1984-2014 | |
| 24 | Atheer as-Suhairy | 58 | Lolicon | 1999-2006 | |
| 25 | Wang Wanming | 54 | Straight | 1981-1998 | |
| 26 | Jerry Sandusky | 52 | Shotacon | 1994-2009 | |
| 27 | Roger Abdelmassih | 52 | Somnophilia | 2009 | |
| 28 | Joseph James DeAngelo | 51 | Straight | 1974-1986 | |
| 29 | Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson | 50+ | Shotacon | 1988-2012 | |
| 30 | Bobby Joe Long | 50 | Straight | 1980-1984 | |
| 31 | Gemma Watts | 50 | Yuri | 2016-2018 | |
| 32 | Reynhard Sinaga | 48 | Yaoi | 2015-2017 | |
| 33 | Martin Ney | 45+ | Shotacon | 1992-2004 | |
| 34 | Yap Weng Wah | 45 | Shotacon | 2009-2012 | |
| 35 | Anatoly Slivko | 43 | Shotacon and Snuff | 1964-1985 | |
| 36 | Adam Britton | 42 | Furry | 2014-2022 | |
| 37 | Hugo Edgardo Sierra Benavides | 41 | Straight | 2010-2012 | |
| 38 | Oleg Kosarev | 40 | Lolicon | 1984-2011 | |
| 39 | Henrique Sotero | 40 | Lolicon | 2008-2009 | |
| 40 | Peter Moore | 39 | Yaoi | 1975-1995 | |
| 41 | Jeffrey Epstein | 36 | Lolicon and Shotacon | 1996-2019 | |
| 42 | Roland Cazaux | 36 | Straight | 1987-2002 | |
| 43 | Miguel Ángel Parada | 36 | Straight | 2012-2020 | |
| 44 | Paul Ogorzow | 31 | Straight | 1939-1941 | |
| 45 | Keith Simms | 31 | Straight | 1985-2001 | |
| 46 | Paul Schäfer | 28 | Lolicon and Shotacon | 1958-2005 | |
| 47 | Andrzej Kunowski | 27 | Straight | 1972-2001 | |
| 48 | Donald Trump | 26 | Pussy grabbing | 1970 | |
| 49 | Benny Sela | 24 | Hyperphilic | 1985-1999 | |
| 50 | Gonzalo Rivadeneira | 24 | Lolicon and Shotacon | 1993-2019 | |
| 51 | Andreas Holm | 24 | Somnophilia | 2019-2020 | |
| 52 | John Svahlstedt | 22 | Straight | 1971-2013 | |
| 53 | House for Sale Rapist | 20 | Straight | 1979-1980 | |
| 54 | Julio Gonzales | 19 | Straight | 2001-2013 | |
| 55 | Paul Francis Gadd | 18+ | Lolicon | 1970-2000 | |
| 56 | Jordanis Kouroutsidis | 18+ | Straight | 1987-2020 | |
| 57 | Batman Rapist | 17 | Straight | 1991-2000 | |
| 58 | Steingrímur Njálsson | 16+ | Shotacon | 1961-1988 | |
| 59 | Johan Martin Vie | 16+ | Shotacon | ?-2006 | |
| 60 | Francisco Antonio Laureana | 15+ | Straight | 1974-1975 | |
| 61 | Cedric Maake | 14 | Straight | 1996-1997 | |
| 62 | Niklas Eliasson | 14 | Straight | 2005-2010 | |
| 63 | Christopher Paul Neil | 12 | Shotacon | 2007 | |
| 64 | Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson | 9-70+ | Shotacon | 2010-2014 | |
| 65 | Francis Evrard | 9 | Shotacon | 1962-2007 | |
| 66 | Kurt Niklas Lindgren | 9 | Straight | 1998-2005 | |
| 67 | Marcel Lychau Hansen | 8 | Straight | 1987-2010 | |
| 68 | Larry Murphy | 8 | Straight | 2001 | |
| 69 | Christopher Wilder | 7+ | Straight | 1963-1984 | |
| 70 | Roy Svanur Shannon | 6-9+ | Lolicon | 1997-2012 | |
| 71 | Joro the Paver | 6-7 | Straight | 1968 | |
| 72 | Roberto Martínez Vásquez | 6 | Straight | 2001-2002 | |
| 73 | Ágúst Magnússon | 6 | Shotacon | 2004 | |
| 74 | Graham Capill | 6+ | Lolicon | 2001-2005 | |
| 75 | Peter Scully | 5-75+ | Lolicon and Snuff | 2011-2015 | |
| 76 | Somsak Ponnarai | 4+ | Straight | 1980-1995 | |
| 77 | Mark Dixie | 4-6 | Straight | 1980-2005 | |
| 78 | Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson | 4-335 | Lolicon | 2005-2006 | |
| 79 | Paul Hickson | 3+ | Lolicon | 1976-1992 | |
| 80 | José Antonio Rodríguez Vega | 3+ | Straight | 1978-1988 | |
| 81 | Mr. Cruel | 3 | Lolicon | 1987-1990 | |
| 82 | Jon Schillaci | 3+ | Shotacon | 1989-2007 | |
| 83 | Claudine de Culam | 1 | Furry | 1601 | |
| 84 | Josef Fritzl | 1 | Incest | 1977-2008 | |
| 85 | Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson | 1 | Incest | 1992-2004 | |
| 86 | James Bear | 1 | Incest | 2013-2018 | |
| 87 | Steven van de Velde | 1 | Lolicon | 2014 | |
| 88 | Joshua Hoffman | 1 | Furry | 2018 | |
| 89 | Christian Weston Chandler | 1 | Incest | 2021 |
My soon to be released trash
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| File:Abdul Waheed.jpg | |
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| Abdul Waheed | |
| Nationality: | Indian 2.0 |
| Born | c. 1967 ( aged 58 / 58) |
| Occupation | Shrine custodian |
| Highscore | Killed 20, Injured 3 |
| Top 50? | (Paxstan: 1st!!!11!!11) |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An hero? | Nope |
When the entire world thought the Reina nightclub shooting☪ and Las Vegas shooting✡ were lulzy enough to both start and end the year, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
Attack
This hardcore melee-only match was played on April 1, 2017, in the pir_muhammad_ali_gujjar_shrine map, our main player, Abdul Weheed (البطل الوطني), was also the custodian who played this match, he had a history of beating and torturing the devotees to "cleanse them".
He first asked the worshippers to enter the shrine, before drugging them with some poisoned food, and then Abdul and his companions started beating and stabbing the living shit out of the worshippers.
In the end of the match, the results were in, 20 people were sent back to the lobby, causing them to scream at their monitors, and only 3 were injured that weren't properly doble tapped.
Loadout
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Aftermath
Sadly, despite having a medium kill count and a really, really, REALLY small injury, this event was quickly forgotten by both the Western and Eastern media, because this shit happens all the time.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 20/20 Bye Bye |
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| Accuracy: | 17/20 Three faggots survived |
| Style: | 10/20 Shrine attack in Pakistan, nothing new |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Memory holed faster than any other High score that didn't happened in the West |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Deadliest mooselamp mass stabber |
See Also
External Links

