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'''Nasim Najafi Aghdam'''{{muslim}} was a [[batshit insane]] [[PETA]] activist, definitive proof that all vegans are blood-thirsty lunatics and [[YouTuber]] that, on April 3rd, [[2018]], decided that she had enough of JewTube's [[censorship]] and demonetization and shot up their [[IRL]] headquarters while wearing a hijab. The only lulz that have happened as a result of this one-woman crusade were the [[jews]] at [[JewTube]] shitting their pants when they heard the shots. A shame she got [[An hero|no one killed but herself]]. [[Some argue]] she was really [[Tranny|a man]].
'''Nasim Najafi Aghdam'''{{muslim}} was a [[batshit insane]] [[PETA]] activist, definitive proof that all vegans are blood-thirsty lunatics and [[YouTuber]] that, on April 3rd, [[2018]], decided that she had enough of JewTube's [[censorship]] and demonetization and shot up their [[IRL]] headquarters while wearing a hijab. The only lulz that have happened as a result of this one-woman crusade were the [[jews]] at [[JewTube]] shitting their pants when they heard the shots. A shame she got [[An hero|no one killed but herself]]. [[Some argue]] she was really [[Tranny|a man]].
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Nasim Aghdam
Nationality: Persian  
Highscore Killed 0, injured 3
Top 25? Not Even Goddamn Close
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive: Demonetization
Nasim ready to kill

Nasim Najafi Aghdam was a batshit insane PETA activist, definitive proof that all vegans are blood-thirsty lunatics and YouTuber that, on April 3rd, 2018, decided that she had enough of JewTube's censorship and demonetization and shot up their IRL headquarters while wearing a hijab. The only lulz that have happened as a result of this one-woman crusade were the jews at JewTube shitting their pants when they heard the shots. A shame she got no one killed but herself. Some argue she was really a man.

Videos

Nasim has many videos denouncing the evils of satanism, anal sex, degeneracy in general, crass consumerism of junk food media, thots, third-wave feminist whores, and being a conformist sheeple follower of the globalist government. She basically calls out and names the Jew several times, and that's why they shut her down.

Demonetizating my videos? ok I shoot you!

Vegans muscles

WARNING: FAKE BOOBS

Fake Boobs song

SHE'S A MAN-IAC

Iranian Ninja idol?


Media Reaction

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Mashable being fake news

Because of Nasim being the only woman in centuries to step out of the kitchen and take action against what was happening to her, the media was left with no boogeyman to place the blame on similar to how they did with every other male shooter in recent times, so many made up stories linking the mass shooting to random shit like her boyfriend dumping her, which not only makes no sense as to why someone with a resentment for YouTube would date someone from the same company, but has also been disproven.

Other irrelevant media outlets such as Mashable tried tricking their audience into believing that Nasim was white, shooping her pictures by brightening up her face and adding green contacts. Obviously they got lazy half way through and forgot to edit the 7 pictures they showed from her Instagram a few lines down. Their archived retardation can be seen here.

Her Manifesto

BE AWARE! Dictatorship exists in all countries but with different tactics! They only care for 
personal short term profits & do anything to reach their goals even by fooling simple-minded people, 
hiding the truth, manipulating science & everything, putting public mental & physical health at risk, 
abusing non-human animals, polluting environment, destroying family values, promoting materialism & 
sexual degeneration in the name of freedom,..... & turning people into programmed robots!
"Make the lie big, Make it simple, Keep saying it, And eventually they will believe it" Adolf 
 Hitler... There is no free speech in real world & you will be suppressed for telling the truth that is not 
supported by the system. Videos of targeted users are filtered & merely relegated, so that people can 
hardly see their videos!
There is no equal growth opportunity on YOUTUBE or any other video sharing site, 
your channel will grow if they want to!!!!!

Graded Score


Graded score
Kill count: 0/20 (Epic fail)
Accuracy: 0/20 (Bought a gun and never practiced shooting)
Style: 3/20 (Feminism style)
Butthurt: 10/20 (Monies & audience reach matters)
Bonus: 15/20 (Happened at JewTube HQ so was famous for 6 hours)
Total score: 28/100 (F-)

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