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[[File:Shylock.jpg|thumb|right|Protestant children chasing Shylock out of city because he stole their toys at an attempt to sell at high profit by means of Pawn shop.]] | [[File:Shylock.jpg|thumb|right|Protestant children chasing Shylock out of city because he stole their toys at an attempt to sell at high profit by means of Pawn shop.]] | ||
The phrase "take a pound of flesh" is paraphrased from a famous line of the Shakespeare play, ''The Merchant of Venice''. In the play, a filthy Jew | The phrase "take a pound of flesh" is paraphrased from a famous line of the Shakespeare play, ''The Merchant of Venice''. In the play, a filthy Jew loan shark named Shylock lends money to his Christian rival Antonio, setting the bond at a pound of Antonio's flesh. As we all know, the Fed and the IRS are largely comprised of bearded Israelites. Mr. Stack was really aiming for the Jew bankers as a means to generate some personal [[lulz]]. So, despite being a miserable failure and a cunt, Joe Stack really isn't that bad of a guy. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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==Jews did Joe Stack== | ==Jews did Joe Stack== | ||
Though it ''should'', this event is not being painted as a picture of a disgruntled [[cuckservative]] who was such a failure at life he had to [[an hero]]. This event has the arm chair internet conspiracy [[faggot]]s in an uproar. Much like [[9/11]] this event was a black [[CIA]] op destined to strike at the very heart of the [[FBI]] as the two are warring with each other by destroying a satellite office. Which of course, the [[Jews]] were responsible for. While normally an event such as this would be lauded and applauded for bringing [[lulz]], what the man did was in equivalent to killing a single drone bee on its way back to the hive. | |||
Be warned [[Americunt]]s, your liberties are going to be forfeit now! You know, like they have been the last fifty years or so. | Be warned [[Americunt]]s, your liberties are going to be forfeit now! You know, like they have been the last fifty years or so; same shit, different day, blah-blah, be afraid... | ||
If [[you]]'re bored, hit about any conspiracy theorist webpage and this should make for [[do it faggot|easy and epic trollin'.]] | If [[you]]'re bored, hit about any conspiracy theorist webpage and this should make for [[do it faggot|easy and epic trollin'.]] | ||
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No amount of effort will turn up all possible software problems (indeed, any given module only functions within its specification in a tightly controlled context). However, the key to achieving stellar results from SQA efforts lies in understanding how a given software environment works and what must be done to methodically examine each possible failure point.</td></tr></table> | No amount of effort will turn up all possible software problems (indeed, any given module only functions within its specification in a tightly controlled context). However, the key to achieving stellar results from SQA efforts lies in understanding how a given software environment works and what must be done to methodically examine each possible failure point.</td></tr></table> | ||
'''This idiot couldn't even be bothered to proof-read his so-called quality guarantee!''' No doubt his code was every bit as full of errors as his spelling. Sadly, most programmers aren't much better these days; know anyone who's gone a month without having something crash, lately? | '''This idiot couldn't even be bothered to proof-read his so-called quality guarantee!''' No doubt his code was every bit as full of errors as his spelling. [[Truth|Sadly, most programmers aren't much better these days]]; know anyone who's gone a month without having something crash, lately? | ||
This is why we can't have nice things any more. | [[White devils|This]] is why we can't have nice things any more. | ||
{{cs|byebye|[[tl;dr|Joes Goodbye Note (Original)]]| | {{cs|byebye|[[tl;dr|Joes Goodbye Note (Original)]]| |
Latest revision as of 13:56, 8 November 2018
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On the morning of February 18th, 2010, 53-year-old Austinite Andrew Joseph Stack set fire to his house, then hopped in his plane and flew straight into a building filled with IRS employees. For all his efforts, though, only one person was killed and 13 were wounded. It's clear from his ranting suicide note/blog entry about tax laws that he was pissed off at the government for basically fucking with him at every turn (because your shitty life is always someone else's fault, amirite?). Plus, he had argued with his wife and step-daughter the night before, and they had gone to stay at a hotel - so that was probably the moment he donned his tinfoil hat, gassed up his plane, came one last time onto a laminated photo of Alex Jones, and made shit get real. Also, this is the first incident of domestic terrorism against a federal building since the Oklahoma City bombing in 1995.
Quotes
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Quote Explanation

The phrase "take a pound of flesh" is paraphrased from a famous line of the Shakespeare play, The Merchant of Venice. In the play, a filthy Jew loan shark named Shylock lends money to his Christian rival Antonio, setting the bond at a pound of Antonio's flesh. As we all know, the Fed and the IRS are largely comprised of bearded Israelites. Mr. Stack was really aiming for the Jew bankers as a means to generate some personal lulz. So, despite being a miserable failure and a cunt, Joe Stack really isn't that bad of a guy.
Gallery
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Other great landings
Another Joe Stack landing in Montreal Canada 2009 -
Joe's Hole
Late for work at the IRS Joe Stack parked his P-28 right in his cubicle
Jews did Joe Stack
Though it should, this event is not being painted as a picture of a disgruntled cuckservative who was such a failure at life he had to an hero. This event has the arm chair internet conspiracy faggots in an uproar. Much like 9/11 this event was a black CIA op destined to strike at the very heart of the FBI as the two are warring with each other by destroying a satellite office. Which of course, the Jews were responsible for. While normally an event such as this would be lauded and applauded for bringing lulz, what the man did was in equivalent to killing a single drone bee on its way back to the hive.
Be warned Americunts, your liberties are going to be forfeit now! You know, like they have been the last fifty years or so; same shit, different day, blah-blah, be afraid...
If you're bored, hit about any conspiracy theorist webpage and this should make for easy and epic trollin'.
Its an odd fact of Lift
Consider the reason for his total failure in life, lifted from an archive of his pathetic company website (emphasis added):
Software Quality Assurance
In software engineering circles, it's an odd fact of lift that many of the most talented developers have an aversion to both the Software Quality Assurance (SQA) and the documentation processes. It has been our experience that one of the most expensive mistakes a company can make is to short-change the SQA process. No amount of effort will turn up all possible software problems (indeed, any given module only functions within its specification in a tightly controlled context). However, the key to achieving stellar results from SQA efforts lies in understanding how a given software environment works and what must be done to methodically examine each possible failure point. |
This idiot couldn't even be bothered to proof-read his so-called quality guarantee! No doubt his code was every bit as full of errors as his spelling. Sadly, most programmers aren't much better these days; know anyone who's gone a month without having something crash, lately?
This is why we can't have nice things any more.
[+]Joes Goodbye Note (Original)
Joe Stack Eulogy
I was a a business partners of Joe's befor his down fall, and due to sircumstanses I won't be able to deliver my eulogy in personm but I feel it nesisary to get it done some where. I spent time with Joe in many bar all over the country, and I wouldn't be where I am today with out the unlimited credit line he provided. I need to say what I need to say, I only wish I could deliver it at his funeral.
Joe Stack was nothing less then a narcissist. His daddy was rarely there, and a mean alcoholic. On a daily basis Joe had his toys taken away, or destroyed by his dada. When Joe came of age he made a fair gain, but he also over spent to compensate for his broken G.I. Joes. As a narcissist his only wish was to be recognized. Eventually this would lead to him killing him self in vain. Any logical person would see him as nothing more then the worthless lilly liver he was, but as a true narcissist he would rather you see him as a true American hero. The truth is, if America were overthrown by commies, and Joe Stack was offered a higher up elitist position, he would take it with out thinking. He would have no problem taking your money and using it to live a better life for him. I'm sure he'd use a great deal of your money towards prostitutes. Joe Stack was righteous in his mind, but in reality is nothing more then a dumb and lazy Theodore Kaczynski in combination with with an ignorant Timothy McVeigh idealism.
In closing, Joe Stack was a worthless narcissist, and killed him self in that fashion. The only thing we should rejoice in is the death of a worthless human.
Thanks for killing a Vietnam vet in your fit of pussyness you worthless piece of
- Jaxon, grieving idiot
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